>photojournalist >has a camera at all times>goes around taking pictures of girl's asses and tits, they don't mind at all>sarcastic, witty, a fast thinker whose also confident with it>built like a shithouse>can pick up heavy objects like benches and barrels with ease>can turn everyday items like brooms, mop buckets and gardening shears into weapons >widows peak, shit posture AND a bad limp, but still pulls women>covered warsWhy aren't you Frank Westmaxxing, /r9k/?
>>82478904>>photojournalistthose haven't existed for a long time, anonthis isn't the 1990s
>>82478904I want to get an expensive camera first. That's the key. Ugliest dude you've known can get chicks with a camera. I see it often.
>>82478941This only works if you're Chad. If you're not Chad, having a nice camera or even taking decent photos counts for nothing. My photo gear is easily worth more than my car, and I have some nice prints on my wall as a result. I'm also a wizard.
>>82478933Well, you can just go take photos/videos of crime and violence around the city then sell it to news channels for money, like that guy from nightcrawler.
>>82478904Frank Westmaxxing may be the move, indeed. Back when I was in the Army I kept thinking about getting a camera for my helmet so I could make>I've covered wars, you knowjokes. Never got deployed though.
