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this student of the way of fish is tired X sleepy
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apparently the tutudawang smokes the opium (or my dictionary is trolling me). i thought opium stuff is a taboo subject in china
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damn, i have the same shoes as the assassin
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something weird is how western european society has changed back then bakas were doing math for fun, inventing stuff for fun X risking their lives with it, got rid of fancy clothes for the stoic baka larp etc. nowadays its way different. now its like they are trying to demoralize everynyan who doesnt have the system approved opinion X wasnt born into an environment that would make you feel like you owe the system stuff
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back then ebic stoic knowledge maxxers would study the math as a hobby. those kind of bakas dont really exist anymore. nowadays bakas larp as knowledge maxxers with philosophy
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just work and consoom if you arent a member of the privileged group, is the neo western mind virus
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maybe drinking sum shou puer later... baka somehow lost 2 items during the "getting food" humiliation ritual
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>>82479731
anon, we're all sleepy
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>>82480281
*strokes your hair*
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>>82480302
you have a good night, anon, k?
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>>82480337
its not sleep time yet. tea time will start soon
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>>82480346
sorry, I just assumed
maybe since it's almost 10am here and I've been up all night
so... you have a good night sometime later, then, kk?
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>>82480418
y-you too sleepyhead
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Preparing the 15yo shou puer X defrosting the berries X reading the tutudawang
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Soon cute chinese girls will offer me to show me their village...
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Baka has gone through the first weiqi book. There is only one more book of the series available. The other ones are lost media. Playing weiqi with cute Chinese girls... soon...
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>>82479731
Thank fugg baka is back, I thought the jannies might have bannerooood baka after the last bread got proooned

>>82480105
Nawlitch is not a hobby, it's for making more monies at your jobberooo. Nawlitch is not for fun, it's for advancing soience that can help Shekelstein Corporation make $0.1 more on each product sold

>>82480270
Baka didn't see me stealing his blueberries X pizza...

>>82480914
Chinese girls will show baka the village bush, and baka will show them his dawang...
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the tea time is over... gib more tea...
>>82481674
>I thought the jannies might have bannerooood baka after the last bread got proooned
i didnt even get a warning so it was probs one of the new jannies
>Baka didn't see me stealing his blueberries X pizza...
i only lost (2k kcals of) salad
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snaccing sum eggs...
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stealing sum booru pages...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyxSqeFrlp0
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damn, i remember watching the whole playlist at night when i was a young baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aZAaSZfqqA
now i am an old man...
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>>82481737
Bigu i think of buying the cheap olong tea off amazon what do you think?
>>82482138
old man realizing he is getting closer to ze retirment home
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snaccing the night berries...
>>82482178
>what do you think?
i did that too when i started with tea. its fine with oolong i think X to try stuff but the green tea i got from amazon was really bad X tea on amazon is very overpriced
>old man realizing he is getting closer to ze retirment home
this old man *needs* a girlfriend who is a decade younger than him to feel young again...
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>>82482233
send link to buy good cheap oloong tea

i was together with someone like that when i was 14 though luck for you though they changed age of consent from 14 to 16 i think
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>>82482279
>send link to buy good cheap oloong tea
yunnan sourcing is nice but it only makes sense to buy from there if you buy 100+ europoor amounts of tea because of shipping cost. amazon is probs good enough for trying tea without spending too much X oolong is impossible to fugg up
>they changed age of consent from 14 to 16 i think
germany would never X i am 34yo
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>>82482339
ehhh i dont wanna buy 100 euro worth of tea
baka prob spends as much for tea in a month as i do for cigarettes
old baka needs to search for de desperate runaway high school girl
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>>82482404
>baka prob spends as much for tea in a month as i do for cigarettes
maybe. but its so worth it. maybe you will geddit
>old baka needs to search for de desperate runaway high school girl
they probs only want old bakas who have a car
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the night berries are in the tummy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBws9aD0wzE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7pVWuAPRBc
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this fish doesnt have a refractory period and can have like 2 orgasms per minute after the first coom. apparently its not normal
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probs could do 4 per minute if id try
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"i am a lvl 100 sex master who got isekaid to another world but that worlds society has denied me sex"
would maybe be a manga about me
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maybe this fish was a deva in his former life and did le "pls gib hoooman life that will gib ideal conditions to escape samsara" and the wish was granted
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something i dont get about buddhism is le
>if you monk maxx to escape samsara then you still desire sumthing so you cant escape samsara
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a real no desires baka could also smoke, gamble, drink alcohol, do drugs etc just because he feels like doing it, not because he desires it. is what i think. le
>i am getting rid of all the desires society sees as desires but i dont care about to get my *real* desire will totes let me escape samsara
makes no sense. like i dont care about those things but i dont really consider it rejecting some desire
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this fish needs to get rid of his desires X anger (which is also just caused by desire) X other loony feels (which is also just caused by desire) to become a functional hoooman bean but if i do it to become functional i make no progress. i only make progress when i let go to let go
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>>82481737
Becoming a janny and deleting all posts where baka is lewd to anons other than me...

>(2k kcals of) salad
Wtf. I guess the dressing usually has a lot of calories but 2k is still a lot for salad

>>82482672
Baka is making the day berries feel lonely and left out...

>>82482780
Damn. Goode songe

>>82483311
Baka is a woman...

>>82483563
Baka is caught in samsara...
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maybe this fish has reached the sotapanna stage in one of his former lives and my karma gave me a life with perfect conditions to escape samsara
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>Wtf. I guess the dressing usually has a lot of calories but 2k is still a lot for salad
its like 250kcal per 100g
>day berries
this fish is too lazy to defrost in the morning
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its kind of crazy. i can achieve big boy things if i have no desire but the moment i start desiring, stuff becomes impossible for me
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>>82483593
>Wtf. I guess the dressing usually has a lot of calories but 2k is still a lot for salad
also its not salad as in the vegetable. its potat salad X noodle salad
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>>82483605
>its like 250kcal per 100g
Baka bought almost a kilo of salad...

>this fish is too lazy to defrost in the morning
I geddit

>>82483640
>potat salad X noodle salad
Ohhh, okay that explains it desu. I thought baka meant ze white woman kind of salad
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>Baka bought almost a kilo of salad...
i use it as a side dish for the rice
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also this lucky baka got 2kg of jasmine rice today. stuff is usually never in stock
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this fish thinks one can be a billionaire without desiring monies which kind of goes against what usually is preached. one doesnt have to live the buddhist monk dependent on donations life to be free of desires. its just that a desire free billionaire wouldnt care about losing it all X getting into the monk life. and i think giving all of your buxx away to escape samsara kind of has the opposite effect (because you desire to escape samsara). btw my buddhism lore knowledge is just pol memes so maybe there is sum lore that says the same stuff or calls me a baka. i will maybe read buddhist stuff in chinese someday, i dont trust the english stuff
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBPi6c7RQok
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meditating for benefits is kind of like drinking the tea for health benefits. this fish will only meditate when he feels like meditating to meditate (which hasnt really happened so far)
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this fish will go to sleep now. good night everynyan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkk8SxtmwdM
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>>82483671
Baka likes carbs... me too

>>82484250
Good night, baka osakana



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