Threesomes are a real thing that people do. Have you had a threesome, /r9k/?
I'd prefer just having sex with one person
yes, i have had a threesome and feel disgusted for doing it
>>82479910I have been offered a threesome before, and that is really all that matters
Nah I'm a little bitch and I get too self conscious and clingy for non monogamy
>>82479910no im a virgin at 35id love threesomes and like 6v1 bullying a girl and then sleeping with her bullies fight on top of her as they moan, and getting ran through by hot girls, and all sorts of stuff like thatbut i cant get any girls, let alone 3, let alone a harem
>>82479910I had a FtM fwb and I suggested we have a threesome, so I got on grindr and found a MtF transwoman who was down. She was hot so I thought it'd be into it, but once we started spitroasting my fwb I got more and more pissed off. She had a bigger dick than me and I couldn't keep an erection due to jealousy. After awhile I threw my hands up and said "this sucks, im done" and went to go take a shower. They were both very understandingWould I do it again? Yes, but next time I'd take a bunch of drugs first.
>>82479910I had a bunch of threesomes with my mom and dad.
>>82479910allegedly sex of any kind is a real thing that people do, but I'm not sure I believe it, it seems pretty incredulous.>>82479960I'm Level 38, pleased to make your acquaintance.
>lost v-card in a threesome>both girls got pregnant aaaaaaaaaaa
>>82480051Sounds like a dream situation ngl
i want two girlfriends (bisexual)
>>82479910yes, I had two with my first college gf a chubby 4/10 nymphomaniac. both times I was so stimulated by the other girl that I completely ignored my gf, so she got pissed and started pouting. another time she started fucking this hot little hippy pixie girl but I was too cucked to do anything because I wasn't specifically invited. they were licking pussy right in front of my lmao
>>82479910Looks Gay.
>>82479910I never even had sex before
>>82479969Faggot>>82479986Wtf
>>82479910>tfw you will never have sex with 2 beautiful white womenHow do I cope as an Asian dicklet.
>>82479986>threesomes with my mom and dad.Did you enjoy it?
>>82480427Just go back to Asia.
>>82479932were they fat or something?
Friends with a lesbian couple, once in a blue moon they want some dick. It's less though like I'm some Chad fucking them both, and more I'm just there with a dick for them to make use of as they please.
While I lived in Japan some guy got me (bwc) to fuck his wife with him. I was her first ever non Asian guy. She came in with a blindfold and seemed to be not into it too much when he took it off while I fucked her.
>>82479949>and that is really all that mattersin what regard?
>>82479910i almost did, as my first sexual experience. had been out drinking with work colleagues and the next day a former female colleague showed up where we were staying and her and i decided to continue drinking the next morning. anyway, in the afternoon we were joined by a girl who'd just started working there and we all got really drunk and ended up back at the new girl's flat. after a while the three of us laid down in her bed, them in just underwear, in a kind of drunken stupor, and the former colleague hugged up to me and asked me to spoon her, which i did, and this quickly led my virgin dick to become hard, which she obviously felt as she kept wriggling against it. after a bit she said "right we've got to do something about this" owtte, and pulled my trousers down while the new girl told me to take my top off. unfortunately i had not been at all prepared for such a thing and had never shaved my pubes in my life, and upon pulling my boxers down the former colleague just said "ew pubes" and pulled them back up. her and i went back to spooning before we all fell asleep, and the next morning had some cuddles with the new girl as well before throwing up all morning in the sink and getting fired for showing up late with puke down me
the closest i got was having two women in bed, with me in the middle, touching them both under the covers at the same time. kinda sucks it didn't progress past that point, since i probably won't get another chance.
>>82479919what if it was with one person, and a magic double of that person?