I finally got a job so I'm throwing a party ITT. I decided to go all out so I got a funny looking 32oz can of beer and orange chicken and some crab rangoonshttps://youtu.be/AxaLGbTDcdQ?si=Z0LK0YxuY0xg4W9I
>>82484302The feds need to send me some money from one of those incels to buy another iPhone
>>82484302Welcome to the neo serf lyfe, what's your job? I don't have any beer but I'm going multiple blunts and smoke them.
>>82484319LOL I don't get it>>82484326Bookkeeper I am now a $35,000 man>I don't have any beer but I'm going multiple blunts and smoke them.I feel like you would have anyway lol
>>82484388Nice dubs. I cut grass, it's cool I like the sun. You're right.
>>82484412This guy is hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZYMAkr2Nc&ab_channel=CaseOh>>82484417You are definitely a grass man kekMy skin is almost translucent from lack of sun
>>82484453Why not get some sun? Tans are hot I promise I'm already brown but I roll my sleeves up at work and my arms easily 5x as brown as my non tan skin I love it. But I get it, too, sometimes I just want to sit inside all day and read or play vidya or do nothing and stare at the ceiling. I love my tanned forearms too much though.
>>82484388I'm going to buy vitamin D supps and one of those sunlight therapy lamps with my new salary
>>82484555Bruh I swear I meant to reply to you >>82484555Nice trips
>>82484302Nice congrats on getting the job
>>82484634Thank you Salute
>>82484579GOOD. Never go outside. Grow something inside so you can benefit from the very real benefits of being near plants.>>82484629Hehe
>>82484719The only plant I know is the peace lily from Hot Fuzz I'll get one of those and one of whatever plant you recommend and then I will have two plants
>>82484302>getting a job>celebrating itanon have you stumbled upon the wrong board?
>>82484834Hell yeah okay I don't much about plants but aloe vera can be grown inside and you can use the juices for stuff like eating it or lotion I rub it on my face feels good.
>>82484834Congrats on the job OP. Not the anon you're replying to but I recommend you grow some herbs. Herbs grow like weeds and are very low maintenance plants. Pic is my rosemary bush that I grew from a single sprig.
>>82484859Bro I've been here since 2016 as a proper election touristI got banned from /ck/ for off-topic depressionposting and I was so embarrassed to look at the ban page that I moved and settled in /r9k/. Became a master physiognomist just to cope with being unlucky with girls lol. I was actually drinking monster energy and autodidacting with a college anatomy textbook I stole from ZLibrary for no reason in the end That's crazy wow Some of the most pointless but fun times in my life in this last decade and I didn't even own a proper PC until recently >>82484880I'll buy one and name it Anon in your honor I'll have it matching in size with the peace lily and opposite it in the room to create some symmetry in the fengshui >>82485054I was thinking about gardening some herbs on my parent's unused balcony ever since I found this youtube channel https://youtu.be/_fYGOfvV2uk?si=OwuihdiCCs9PpNo3Chefs are so coolI'll get a rosemary first and name it boosh
>>82485088>I'll get a rosemary first and name it booshTremendously based. You honor me, OP.>Chefs are so coolChefs are, to a man, all insufferable faggot primmadonnas. The Bear memes on /tv/ are so accurate it hurts. Please whatever you do don't idolize a chef. t. a former chefHere's another picture. I've been growing a potted pineapple!
>>82485386>big nigger jim Kek is that a Huck Finn referenceYour transformer reminds me of Chef's Labohttps://youtu.be/ePr7los9gAM?si=azyuHYMDz90521lbHe's always got Gundam or Zoids or whatever they are in the shots>Please whatever you do don't idolize a chef. Nah I mean the Chef youtubers I watch. I am addicted to youtube. I have never watched a TV show except Emeril Lagasse when I was a little ass zoomlit hatchling. There's an old Panasonic camcorder video of me as a 3 year old screaming "BAM" in sync with this guy I have seen the wojak memes that people draw of what I assume is the bear. Idk if I could watch a drama about cooking. I need to just see the actual recipe itself uninterrupted to feel satisfied I've idolized chefs forever although I was a little bit demoralized when my application was rejected from the only food service company operating in my hometown even though I went to the interview and everything and the guy said he liked me
>>82485604>There's an old Panasonic camcorder video of me as a 3 year old screaming "BAM" in sync with this guyThat's very cute anon. But man there is nothing like actually working in the restaurant industry to make you hate cooking.>my application was rejected from the only food service company operating in my hometownSee? Absolute niggardry, right out of the gate.
>>82485756Thats...I can't argue with the logic I'm sleepy after the beer Thank you everyone who came to my party this was a good thread I hope you all had something good to eat too
