if you got the girl of your dreams, but then 3 years into your relationship an evil wizard turned all her lady parts into guy parts, but kept everything else intact, would you still date her? or would you just leave?
>>82488743>if this impossible thing happened what would you do?it's a meaningless question desu.
>>82488769>"im unable to engage in hypotheticals therefore your question is stupid"
>>82488743I would ask the wizard why he would wait three whole years and not do it immediately.
>>82488782wizard rubs his chin and says that he wanted you to get attached to her first, so that leaving her would have more emotional impact
>>82488788But I wouldn't leave her, I'd have a hard time waiting three whole years for her to have a more satisfying time when pegging.
>>82488743Rape the wizard, sell the femboy on OF, order a pizza.Idiot.
>>82488801the wizard tells you that you aren't a straightanon thus making your answer void, but he still grants you a trans gf for compensation
>>82488743i would still love her and wouldnt leave but she could never tell anyone about this magical change...i wouldnt want people to think im gay
>>82488780There isn't a meaningful answer to it though. A hypothetical has to be something that's within the realm of possibility, however unlikely. >what if the wizard went back and killed your parents before you were conceived?>what if the wizard gave me a flying unicorn?>what if he sent you somewhere faster than light and then Scotty beamed you onto the starship Enterprise?You aren't asking a question, you're just saying "write me some tranny fapfiiction".
>>82488819you must be super fun at parties
>>82488827>Hey guys, what if a wizard came and turned your girlfiend's cootchie into a penis!?Yeah you too.
>>82488743Well, I suppose I'd have to pretend everything is normal and fuck every wizard part ot figure out which is every wizard part. Then maybe consider I gotta fight the wizard or fuck the hot wizard tier chic about it. What is a wizardess like a socrceress. I suppose I'd try to have sex with her too.
I want children someday, so unless the evil wizard changes his mind, I'll have to break up with her. The girl of my dreams doesn't have a penis. Even if her heart gets broken and she never wants anything to do with my afterwards, and the evil wizard chooses then to give her her lady parts back.
>>82488862hmm, touche anon, touche
>>82488882Unless her evil ploy was to fuck me all along. Then I'd maybe just go fuck her anyway because she's already fucked me over. I guess I'd just ask her to suck my dick?
>or would you just leave?I'd beat it to death for being a troon faggot.
Redhead with huge boobs who does whatever I want? I wouldn't like it but if the only change was from a veevee to a peepee I guess we'd just have a lot more anal sex and mouth mating. Also making her go on antiandrogens because I would be way too uncomfortable if she got a boner. We'd basically just both pretend it doesn't exist.
I don't see the issue. For my moving wife of 3 years I would let her fuck my mouthpussy and asspussy with her massive futa cock and drain her fat fat loads out of love.
>>82488743I'd still date her but we'd like twins because the girl of my dreams is me but a girl.
>>82488743Truly heterosexual men will not be able to overlook the fact that they don't have a vagina
>>82489470I think this is just bippity boppity benis. Like stays 100% a girl but then whoosh small penis. Yeah it would suck having one less hole but like, you cut it off and she's still smooth in the front, a good bush and you won't even know if that's a pussy or nullo under the the fur. If everything else is perfect I think it's not hard to survive on just blowjobs and pooper pounding.
>>82489857it would remove all female reproductive organs and replace them with male productive organs, but the wizard was nice enough to make the balls produce estrogen instead of testosterone
>>82488769LMAOOOOHE FAILED THE BREAKFAST QUESTION!literally confirmed retard.
>>82489872So just cut them off? Idgaf if she's got fallopian tubes and fuck knows what festering deep inside. I need fat titties and something gripping my cock. Even a hand will do. I'll just pretend she's got that tight pussy disease nystagmus or whatever and that's why she likes it in the butt so much. I guess prostate comes with the package and that would make it kind of gay, but I would just try to cum quicker than she can have a prostate orgasm.
>>82488743>turned all her lady parts into guy parts, but kept everything else intactSo she has two penises now?? I guess I could deal with it, as weird as it is.
>>82488743No, sorry.I would honestly stop loving her as a partner if she suddenly became a man.Love is complicated, but mine is predicated on whether or not the other party can carry my child.
