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oh ubuntu, you are my favorite Linux-based operating system
Lol remember that Christ poster who looked like he was schizo and would post like hundreds of samefag replies. That actually was Christ, but he was pretending to be schizo. And he included like some higher level information about aliens in his catch phrases. Wives of my omniscience was a good one. Because Christ has a lot of sex, and he doesnt let us do it. And, this causes hard feelings usually because thats a pretty extreme form of torture. Because he lets himself into our house and forces us to speak to him while he plaps all my friends butts. Yeah im sure that Christ schizo said some other interesting things too. Although at the end of the day, Christ is worth about as much as a nigger asking me for a coffee. Guy can go hang himself and my life would improve.
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