>"So, like, you have been talking about him all night. Do you have, like, a crush on him or something?"How would you respond without sounding mad?
>>82489925I sexually assault her
>>82489925why would I need to be mad? of course I have a crush on him
>>82489925why wouldnt you just admit it? if i loved someone i would
>>82489925giw i was having a girly slumber party with my bestie
>>82489925This could have been me!If I wasn't male.
>>82489925What kind of giga-AGP thread this is?
>>82489925I was literally once friendzoned by someone I went to visit at her school and like her friends all rushed up to me and when I got in excitement and were like:>You're [name] aren't you? It's really you!? Oh my god can you get her to shut up? 99% of what she's been talking about last month is you and the other 1% is music she knows from you.As in they instantly recognized me from a physical description and yet I was friendzoned but she was apparently constantly talking about me.
>>82490108Sounds kinda gay actually.
>>82490092Yes, this triggers it hard
>>82489925>foids really talk like thisThat is like, so cringe
>>82490936You do sound really mad. That's kind of a failure of the task.
>>82490936Generally speaking this is the intellectual extent of an average foid.
>>82491012im a foid and i talk this
>>82489925>"Kyaa! No, you have a crush on him!"
>>82489925i look like the girl on the left
>>82489925Plot twist: they're both male
why do girls get embarassed when they like someone? people WANT girls to like them, everyone hates when men like them, men are the ones who should be embarassed, women literally live in a delusional reality, they dont understand the world at all
>>82491262its just embarrassing okay?
omg this thread makes my little clitty so hard and leaky~ uwu
>>82491680me too girlie!!
>>82490936Its not its fun to talk like that just try it once
>>82491953that's true. everyone in this thread should try having a girly slumber party
>>82491910we should like totes meet up and paint each others nails!!
>>82492369yeah girlie, and braid each others hair and talk about boys
>>82492360yess it can be so fun. have dont it a couple of times
>>82492388gurl you totally read my mind i was thinking about that too!! we're like besties already lol
>>82492468like, girl, you gotta see this one dress i bought! it's like, totes slutty but like, super adorbs.
>>82492575omgg i wanna see it so baddd ToT ToT
>>82492575omg honestly seeing grown man talk like this is kind of funny..
>>82492626I think that's the joke.
Damn I wish a girl would talk about me like this but I don't think it will ever happen. Now I'm sad.
Yeah, I totally have a crush on a guy who I was making fun of.
>>82492693I first read that as "I wish a girl would talk TO me like this" as if you were fantasizing about being one of those girls.
>>82492598totes, girl, like im shopping right now, but like once i get, like, home or something.
>>82492778Why was this deleted? I don't see any rule breaking about it.
>>82492824Yeah nah I'm not a troon. Kinda funny though.Honestly I kinda just wish a woman would talk to me period, I only know like two women that are outside of my family and they're both from church.
>>82492693Yeah, same. It sucks thinking about how no one's ever thought of me in that way and most likely never will
>>82492693Maybe one day :( dont be sad
>>82492909I guess I used to have it. My ex wife was my stalker in highschool. But that was literally the only woman I have ever been with and that relationship was terrible. I have had basically no one interested in me since.Feels bad.
>>82492886maybe cause it's ai slop idk
>>82492921Too late my nigga. Appreciate the sentiment though
>>82492691ye I see but still its funny that i actually speak like that
>>82492941do you have a gay bestie
>>82492926There's tons of AI slop on /r9k/ that are not deleted.
>He's my leader. I will find him and restore him to his rightful glory.
>>82492953no im just a girl
>>82492962you're not, stop lying
>>82489925Its... a bit more than a crush. Last weekend we kinda told eachother about our feelings and uh... well i might be dating him now
>>82492962that's why I asked if you had a gay bestie!
>>82492971no im actually not lying..>>82492973ohh no just talk like that to my friends sometimes because it sounds funny
>>82492993>no im actually not lyingthat's what liars say
>>82492996why would I lie about being a girl?
>>82492886What got deleted? Just some slop?
>>82493008For your AGP fetish
>>82492993>ohh no just talk like that to my friends sometimes because it sounds funnyI was friends like this with my sister-in-law and I'd go over and hang out with her and her friends for girls night and we'd watch the bachellorette and drink wine and all that even though I'm male was a lot of fun
>>82493035Idk what AGP is but Im a real girl I dont know how to say it otherwise.>>82493049Sounds nice and relaxing to just sit laugh and talk
>>82489925that girl literally looks like me omg
>>82493254which one thoughever there's 2
>>82493386the right one
>>82493396omg bestie you're so cute thanks for doing my hair xD
>>82489925Is it bad if I want to be a girl like that?
Is this an AGP thread?
>>82493661TRANS RIGHTSTRANS RIGHTSTRANS RIGHTSTRANS RIGHTSTRANS RIGHTSTRANS RIGHTS
>>82492693How do you know someone hasn't?
>>82491155Marry me. Now!I have a motorcycle and an apartment.
>>82493822sorry, im a princess and deserve princess treatment.
>>82493852You would be lucky to be with me. Now give me your socials so I can haul you off.
>>82493876thats not how you talk to a princess, dummy
>>82491155Hot if true (probably not).
>>82493928I have never met a princess who didnt take a chance on romance.
>>82489925>"No! And shut the fuck up, you bitch. Stop being nosey on my personal life; I'm literally only talking to him so he does and gives me free shit. You know as much as I do how easy it is to live life when you have a moron who you can tease him a carrot on a stick. If I were to date him I would kill myself immediately.">"Now, forget about that, sis. Turn up The Kardashians, I really wanna see some drama."
>>82491262t. loser male who will accept about any girl ever, or thinks he will because in his mind all girls are as cute as o.p.'s pictureAnon, no, this isn't true, and this doesn't mean that you're super unpopular and ugly either you get rejected being female all the time an then a year later someone else accepts your crush. It wasn't because you were ugly but just because you weren't someone's type or someone just liked somebody else already. Sometimes you're just in bad luck of being at the wrong time and someone would've accepted you weren't that other person in play at that moment.
Alright princess. Ill take you to Disney world then I will marry you. Now post your discord.
>>82489925It's just to get that one little last torment.
