How much 18-22 year old pussy can can a 5'10 bald white guy in his 30s reasonably expect to get?
i think you're at an age were you should seriously consider detaching yourself from that kind of stuff because you don't want to become an old man still clinging to young love. because your aging body will always betray you man, so better make peace with it now
>>82504231All of it, if you've got the moneyAnd you should, considering your age
>>82504231Loads. I did, I mean I was never bald but I shaved my head a few times. Younger women come on stronger at you approach 40, but there is this period where you're 30 and "too old". It's like you're young, but too old to be young. They haven't been able to fetishize you yet or something.Life begins around 33.
>>82504291I cant lie, I care about it more than ever. The older I get the more I realize that young cute pussy is the only resource on earth that has any value to me
>>82504538>Life begins around 33Hey, that's the age Christ was when he was hung on the cross
27 year olds fuck the best. 18 or 20 is like amateur laced with a big dose of insecurity it's awful.
>>82504552Too bad for that X dude.
>>82504231you will get plenty of pussy if you tell them you're jesse from breaking bad/el camino
19 year old will start crying if you turn down anal "that's where you shit from."WAAAAAH AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? I WANNA SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND BE A DISGUSTING WHORE!No.OUCH IT HURTS IT HURTS OUCH OUCH OWWIE MY PORN-LEARNED SEX EDUCATION BASED EGO
27 year old female brain:>jeez i'd better get pregnant before i turn thirty and i don't just mean regular pregnant i mean like PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTLittle does she know this pistol fires blanks.
>>82504633Are you infertile anon or did you get a vasectomy
>>82504231A far bit, go for the discords girls that hate themselves and you will be drowning in it
>>82504538This is absurd and terrible false hope to give people. Young girls nowadays HATE older guys. They think they are creepy and pedophiles, basically.
>>82505204Lmao maybe on your tiktok group for single mothers this is what you tell yourselves. I am 30 (exactly) and never had as many girls interested as now. You foids coping about this is hilarious to me
>>82504231get a hairsystem because bald is uglyeven if you never get pussy forever in your life stop embracing baldness yuck i hate this shit culterwear a hat its so UGLY
>>82504231Man just go full racist white supremacist nigger-hating neo nazi skinhead at this point you'd probably be alpha in those groups
>>82505505Im sorry I cant help it my follicles just dont grow
If you get a hair system you 100% can get a woman in her mid 20s if you try often enough.
>>82505482It depends how well the man has aged and how anti age gap the country is. It is much harder in the US, UK and Nordics than elsewhere. If you have something going for yourself in the Arab world and you would be looking for a woman at 30 they would think you're gay in some areas if your wife isn't substantially younger.
>>82506005Yeah, I think Southeast Asia, South Asia doesnt care as much either if you really must
>>82506009In those areas 20-50 years age gaps are possible. I think Western Europe around 10 is the top for a guy unless he is very rich or unusually attractive when it comes to White women. Brown women there is much more possible. In the US probably less.Most of the world outside this doesn't care about age gaps, it is a Western thing. Egypt had to install a law to ban men from marrying more than 25 years younger because it broke the demographics
>>82505948Until your hairline starts peeling back and revealing that you have a wig on. Its not fair, but girls instinctively are turned off by this
>>82506072Don't have hairloss, can only speak from experience almost all the guys I know who have younger woman have hair.
>>82504557Women have no sexual skill. There is no way they can "fuck good". They are literally a hole. They receive sex.
>>82504496Tfw 31 and still broke
If you're over 30 and looking for 18 year olds, you'd definitely go lower if it was legal
>>82506070The general rule is "divide your age by half then add seven." This is the MINIMUM age where if you date someone you'll liable to get called a pedo. This formula is from "14 is old enough" and "14/2+7 = 14". Doesn't apply if you're some eight year old kid obviously.
>>82506428>They receive sex.I see you've never been ridden while she's ovulating after she sucks your cock, crawls up your body licking your chest and mounts you in one smooth motion. Then she's riding so hard when I say "stop I'm gonna cum" she just says "go ahead" and keeps going.
https://youtu.be/Yem_iEHiyJ0Dude laser beam is an understatement that was like some sort of massive beam cannon.
Shit felt like thishttps://youtu.be/7g77WN6obk4
>>82504291>because your aging body will always betray you manWell his aging body or the young roasties he thinks will save him
>>8250463318+/- right now >How many men can I cheat on consecutively
>>8250664916's legal here but 16 and 18 act like immature little kids, it's annoying as hell to be sleeping with someone who could be my own daughter. Also makes me super glad I'll never participate in producing one of them. 30/3 = 15 + 7 = 22. That's the age my girlfriend was when I was 30, after an older woman who was 34 but kind of nutty in the head.
When I was 20 I had this 30 year old woman who wanted to buy me an airplane ticket and have me fly out and knock her up, or she said she'd fly and meet me at a hotel. I wasn't into it at the time. No idea if she'd have actually done it but she seemed super serious like "book a ticket right now" sort of serious.
>>825042310 because you sound boring and have no charisma and as a 20 year old women thats the most unattractive thing, also you are bald so uh
>>82507165What makes you think this slut at 27 years ago was any different? You little kids think every god damn thing is new and fresh, you can't ever accept the fact shit never changes. Been there, done that lad.
27 is actually emotionally super immature. Physically they've maybe learnt how to manage, they know what they like and they know how to learn what you like. That's the baseline of compatibility. Maybe 37 is more accurate for emotional maturity though, where she can honestly communicate "I want you to slap my ass hard while I suck your cock because it makes me super wet and makes my vag throb". It's all too common for younger women to be too insecure to risk that sort of thing. That's why they're mute like dead fish and don't do shit unless they're told to, then they do it wrong.
Worst sex of my life is these dumb younger women early 20s copying shit they've learnt off pornhub or something. It's so god damn awful you have no idea. Porn is made to look good, not feel good. It fucking stinks.
Stinks isn't a strong enough word. Stank is the right word for the job. If we're talking about anal especially.2002, Tasha C. Miller, Assout: Incoherent Thoughts and Poems of an Unemployed Black Girl, page 11:> Fishy, pussy funky elevator> Pissy, broke ass project elevator> Old baby piss, stank ass horse, cat piss smelling funky hot ass elevator> I'm not climbing no 17 flights ...
>>82507081Yeah, in the real world it is the age of consent
>>82504231Looking like that? Lots. Nice anon
>>82507538>Yeah, in the real world it is the age of consentFor a sex hookup one night stand thing fuck and chuck sure but not for someone you want to spend time with and learn about each other's bodies, likes and dislikes.
>>82507188>also you are baldWay to bury the lead. This is all you care about. Youd never find a bald man interesting
You take her out drinking to meet your friends, friends wait until she's gone and say>HOLY SHIT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SHE LOOKS SIXTEENshe comes back, they make an excuse and leave the pub never to contact you again.
>>82507837It's lede by the way.
>>82504231>Bald, leather jacket, key chain, other crappy jewelleryThat's a faggot if I ever saw one & women would laugh at him
>>82507886Question of aesthetic preferences. Everyone likes something different, I'm sure there are one sort of women who'd be into that ... and another sort into dudes wearing diapers.
>hot_guy22 is hot_male22@212.12.190.148 * y>hot_guy22 on #cybersex #CyberChat #teens>hot_guy22: ok..so what is the scene exactly how u want it and what i wear?chel17f: you wear a fireman suit.. i wear nothing>hot_guy22: and u masturbating..??!!chel17f: yeah and it gets on fire you say "QUICK OUT OF THE HOUSE, IT'LL BURN DOWN" then you take off your helmet and you're shaved head is so smooth and you put in my pussy mmmmmm>hot_guy22: !!!!!!!!!> can we be more seriouse plzchel17f: yeah ok take off your boots>hot_guy22: wait..i will tell..> u at home alone and u masturbatingchel17f: yeah>hot_guy22: i come to home and open the door and u didn't feel that someone come in..> i hear a moaning voice from ur room so i go to take a look in stole...so u don't see me..> i looks at ur room..oops..u masturbating..chel17f: i keep going>hot_guy22: yes..> i show up and keep looking at u and i get hot and excited as i see u all nakeschel17f: do u take off your boots>hot_guy22: yeschel17f: and socks?>hot_guy22: yes!!chel17f: and put sock in pussy?>[ten minutes pass ...]chel17f: you there???
>>82507926>you wear a fireman suit.. i wear nothingThat's so haaawwwwwwwwwthttps://youtu.be/-xjWkkywgws
>>82504231leave the 18 year old women for 18 year olds, and go date 31 year old hags your age
>>82504231you look a lot like the soc dude who pumped and dumped me and blocked me he was bald too I doubt you're him and I doubt he walked into the relationship with me with intent of pumping and dumping he just realized he hated me afterwards
I swear if you've never worn a pair of those fireman boots before they're sweaty as hell dude they insulate the living FUCK outta those suckers DO NOT try to wear wool socks you'll fuckin' die. Hotter than fucking a volcano goddess using chilli pepper lube.
>>82508126>Hotter than fucking a volcano goddess using chilli pepper lube.OOOO BURN
>>82506649Yes, I would. And as luck would have it, 16 is legal in most states in America with no maximum age gap restriction.>>82508078No. Fuck you, faggot. I'll go younger than 18 if I want, even, because it's legal here. And if you try to start shit about it I'll blow your goddamn head off with my shotgun because that's also legal here.>>82507081The general rule is fuck off with your fucking gay ass Reddit formula.
>>82508238>The general rule is fuck off with your fucking gay ass Reddit formula.I first heard it in 1992, reddit is newfag shit from 2008 or something. At that point I was solid IRC, just like in 2004, 1999 and so on when other shit sites like somethingawful and 4chan popped up as lower class internet shitholes.
>>82508238>The general rule is fuck off with your fucking gay ass Reddit formula.WAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M A LITTLE BITCH I PISSED MY PANTS WAAAAAAH I NEED SOMETHING POINTY AND ROUGH SHOVED UP MY ASS SO I CAN CRY HARDER USE A BBQ BRICK I'M A BIG BABY WAAAAAH
>>82508238>No. Fuck you, faggot. I'll go younger than 18 if I want, even, because it's legal here. And if you try to start shit about it I'll blow your goddamn head off with my shotgun because that's also legal here.wow you sure seem like the type of guy that 18 year old girls would be comfortable with, im sure they would all beg for your psychotic chode, and this is coming from an 18 year old dude, youve got it in the bag
>>82505204Demoralization propaganda. It's way easier to get young women when you're in your mid 30s than it is when you're young yourself.
>>82508260>WAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M A LITTLE BITCHYes, we know you are.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_disparity_in_sexual_relationships#%22Half-your-age-plus-seven%22_rule>In many early sources, the rule was primarily presented as a formula to calculate the ideal age of a female partner at the beginning of a heterosexual relationship. Frederick Locker-Lampson's Patchwork from 1879 states the opinion "A wife should be half the age of her husband with seven years added."
>>82508297Oh you're uneducated and a little kid, great work pal it's past your bed time when the grownups do the talking. Have a good night, sweet dreams and preserve your innocence forever.
>>82508278>youve got it in the bagDon't worry dude he's going direct to the priestly class a champion of virtue soon to be the pope. He'll never taint his purity with a disgusting woman.
>>82508322t. reddit midwit continuing to spew his pseud faggotry while the rest of the thread laughs at his stupid ass
>>82508372i cant tell who you are, are you the dude with the formula, or the predator who wants underage girls
>>82508372REEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEhttps://youtu.be/NLPzBqFG3okRECYCLE RECYCLE RECYCLE RECYCLE RECYCLEWE HATE ORIGINALITY
>>82508385>muh predatorrofl imagine believing that 4chan users give a fuck about this, you aren't fitting in well
>>82508385I'm the predator he just wishes he had a throbbing chode shimmering in the moonlit night gracefully gleefully bounding across the fields scoring underage virgins left and right and several directions ordinary douches never knew existed all at once
>>82508412i feel like im just more socially adjusted than most people hereand op, in all honesty, most 18 year old girls youre gonna approach are either A. gonna think youre fucking weird and make a tiktok about you after they leaveorB. have severe mental issues and arent worth the hassle of fucking
>that moment when they realize THEY ARE one of the 42 virgins
>>82504231A lot, don't listen to this faggot >>82504291
>>82505204Meme spread by sexless zoomoid men. Both my cousin's previous boyfriends were in their 30s and she's in her early 20s.
>>82508426>A. gonna think youre fucking weird>or>B. have severe mental issues and arent worth the hassleThis has always been the case for millions of years and yet, well, here we are.
This "severe mental issues" shit is what humanity is made of. I hope they'd think I'm weird, I don't care what age although I prefer to avoid children like 25 or whatever since they're too damn immature.I hope they think I'm weird though because the fact I think they're weird is the only reason I'd be interested.
>>82504231you can get this 30 year old pussy with that happy days bullshit, negan
>>82508078hey this anon again, upon further consideration I would probably date a really hot 30 year old woman, but she would have to be like Hayley Williams level of older lady hot
>>82504231absolutely zero, ugly guys cant get any pussy the blackpill has spoken.
>>82508694Have you ever seen a hideous woman? Every female has a vagina. Your grandmother has one and used it a ton.
Imagine those long, silky flowing white pubes twirling in the wind as it blows betwixt her widely spread gaping thighs. She moves her knees apart at a speed you'd until then thought would be impossible and her vagina makes a deafening "MMPHOP" which reverberates loudly for what seems an eternal resonance. Her well aged vintage womb beacons as you suddenly feel yourself called to action to perform your duty.
*old lady croak*>Just a moment there sonny, I know you young rascals get all fired up in a huff but keep your pants on. I need to gather up some coconut oil for mine and yours.
That night you dream endlessly of pancakes. The pancakes just flipping on their own. They fly gracefully, the fry pan never sizzles and is silent. When they land, they land with a "MMPHOP".
