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On his twitch stream, Hasan Piker-a very Handsome, 6'4 white Turk, said he had around 2000 lays. And that he had 200 5 years ago right

Basically saying that in this tinder age where looks has become absolutely everything, he got 1800 in five years.

Now leaving room for him embellishing, let's just say it's 1500.
That's 300 fucking lays a year for 5 years.

This guy is only semi famous.

JFL. Female nature is just so fucking messed up and BRUTAL.
All the women are fucking 5% of guys while 95% rot . They are LAUGHING at us.

No matter WHAT YOU DO, "your" woman will cheat on you with Hasan Piker.

All your efforts are PURELY FOR YOU and your self esteem if you cannot get into that 5% bracket. Eventually it ain't really gonna matter with women. They all want Hasan and similar giga Chads.
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>>82506857
>Handsome
>>82506857
>semi
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pretty depressing way to live, imagine fucking that many different people and having no connection to any of them, just one and done never to be seen again
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>>82506857
>women are whores for chad
yeah. thats about right
i think its important not to love any of them. their love is as fickle as water. as reliable as sand. as solid as mist

theyre just whores. and so? accept them for who they are, and dont love them. its better that way for both of you

they're such liars too.
>waa waa im not like that waaa
they really are. ive seen "lesbians" obsess over hassan. they really are. its cruel, but true

thats why i aspire to never love no one
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>>82506857
>white Turk
>white
>turk
Lmao
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>>82506867
Youre only saying that cause its never been a possibility for you
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>>82506866
Anybody know what this faggot's deal is?
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>>82506857
Yeah this cute ass girl I was talking to the other day was talking about how hot he was. Suifuel
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>>82506938
No, you're only saying it because you're used to having seen thousands of women on your computer but you've never once actually felt a woman's body against yours. Your retarded pornbrain thinks that fucking 1000 random whores would make you feel like a god because you don't even know what ONE random whore feels like. I know this is the incel board but when people who've actually had sex tell you about it why wouldn't you listen? You guys with zero experience claim to know better than those with more than zero experience.
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>>82506967
im very confident if i could pull slut and girls i would be much happier
i would be in a relationship while doing all of that. some king of femcuck relationship. it would be great and wonderful

but i cant so i cry about it here. im very confident that you are a stupid wrothless whore who's opinion is worth less than dirt. just because you are a easy whore for normies and chads doesnt mean you understand what would make a incel happy

look at it like this; if sexbots were indistinguishable from real girls, how do you think men would behave?

they'd all have a harem and sleep around a lot, because thats what would make them happy
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>>82506967
Ive had two long term relationships, including my current one. But you are coping hard if you dont think it would be cool to pick up hot women whenever you want and then settle down and start a family with the one you like the most
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>>82506938
fucking thousands of foids? no probably not, but ive had meaningless sex before and yeah, occasionally you want it, just to fill a void. but its not satisfying, you would have to be truly deranged to want to fuck 2000 whores off of apps. akin to the guy who binge eats every night.

however i doubt thats actually true, 2000 is a lot, thats a new bitch every day.
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>>82506988
If you found yourself in bed with a random slut I'm very confident your little pee pee wouldn't even work. What makes you think you deserve to have sex? I'm a man by the way telling your retarded ass that meaningless sex doesn't make anyone happy, but you can tell yourself it would because your mind is so far removed from reality that you don't even realize your penis is already broken before you even had the chance.
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>>82506857
>Hasan Piker, leftist feminist and former PUA, brags about objectifying women from his mansion after saying his political opponents need to be disemboweled
I think this guy might not believe anything he says and might be a prolific, habitual liar and grifter...
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>>82507034
Most guys have meaningless sex when they are young and partying. Theres nothing wrong with sowing your wild oats before you settle down
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>>82507037
He escapes the "nice guy" and "performative male" memes just by being tall and having broad shoulders.
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>>82507034
because i know it would. feeling validated, feeling wanted, cumming well from some kind of sexy girl
im quite confident of it. i think not having sexual disfunction issues are entialed in having sex, duh

i cant get sex for a trillion reasons so i cry about it here, but if i could i would. i dont want to love none of these girls broski. even if i get a gf i dont want to love her, i just want to like her a lot

and thats just my opinion. i dont care what the fuck you think would be best for me. i think women are trash and i dont want to love them. i dont love whores, anon. you can disagree with me all you want. i aspire to be loveless

you go love whores for me, okay?
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>>82507034
You just sound like a christcuck. Guys in their teens and early 20s want to fuck a ton of sluts, not find their soulmate for life
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>>82506857
>>82506962
>infinite 6/10s, half of whom he paid
holy shit foids are pathetic
>>82506938
it'd be a possibility if laws weren't set up to favour foids and they didn't decide to form a feminist stasi to metoo any non-chad who gave them the ick.
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>>82507077
Who said anything about loving whores? You're all over the place.
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>>82506967
Not a virgin and while I don't think being able to sleep around with attractive women (or even women in general) is a guarantee of happiness, not being able to is a guarantee of unhappiness. It's just like money. You can be miserable with or without it, but being poor is guaranteed to be shitty.

In any case, why are you upset that men want equal relationships with women? How can a man have an equal relationship with a woman if he can't sleep around as easily as she can?
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>>82506857
there is this one documentary i recommend you watch by the leftist art group KIRAC. the episode is called "Honeypot"

ive never seen a documentary show so clearly how much sexuality is an undercurrent of life and how humiliating it is to be someone that is not attractive, to have the wrongheaded idea of what is appealing to girls.

if you arent attractive ITS OVER, dont try to be something you arent.
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He lies about height, views, financial
Probably a larp
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He's a Twitch celeb. Bet a lot of those lays are early teens.
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>>82506857
Lol if you really believe some guy in his position has fucked that many women then you really should spend less time on the internet and touch grass. Very gullible mentality
100+ body count ? Yeah that seems reasonable, he's tall successful good looking and old enough to actually get a number like that. Over 2000? If that was the case you would absolutely hear some bitches leaking shit about him whether it'll be nudes, drama or whatever the fuck . That has never has happened as far as I know of about this guy
When you're in a spot like him , no shit you'll get laid easily. There's no way this guy flip flopped between 2000 women , shit let alone a 1000 even when he started to get fame.
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>>82506867
Insane cope here. The value of having that many women available to you is like having a lot of money, its not gonna make you happy in of itself, but its great to have an abundance of the resource so you never stress about not having it.

The difference between him and regular men is that if he ever wishes to have a deeper connection, he can always choose from a endless source of women to take seriously. But regular men have to fight, beg, settle and struggle for every crumb of pussy we get.
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>>82506914
Half of the turks are literally just anatolian farmers(greeks).
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>>82506954
no they do this in every thread lmao
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>>82506866
First reply worst cope
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he lost all credibility when he wouldn't fight sam hyde
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Is he really just carried by height? Im a guy but I dont see him as handsome at all, and he debates like shit
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>>82506914
>retard doesn't know
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>>82506857
> nepo baby
> liberal faggot
> low iq mong that cannot debate worth shit
> almost certainly has herpes after that body count

ya im so jealous anon
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Just say you're a cuck anon. Mucho texto
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>>82506938
i would MUCH rather have a harem type multiple loyal wives setup (even just 2) than have condom sex with however many thousand tinder whores
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>>82506857
>On his twitch stream, Hasan Piker-a very Handsome, 6'4 white Turk,
hes not attractive, hes actually 6'2 and lies about his height, and turks are not white.
now fuck off, this isnt your designated eceleb board, dumb zoomer
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>>82508947
>millenialcel thinks this hasnt been a zoomer board since 2019

KYs unc
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>looks has become absolutely everything
You contradict yourself by posting an ugly guy that gets lots of pussy.
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>>82506857
OP was this AI generated or something im starting to think you should just stick to reddit or bluesky no one cares about your homo shabbos goy Hasan Kiker.
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>>82506967
I don't see Hasan complaining.
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>>82509358
No one cares what you want unc, go back
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>>82508264
No because tallfags like myself wouldn't be on r9k.
Probably a combination of height, being decent looking, rich, and an e celeb.
Last 2 would get you laid even as a midget.
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>>82509667
That's just Destiny
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>>82506857
Can't wait to wake up to the news someone put this faggot down.
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>>82509706
gotten laid at once that we know of. Anything is possible with fame.
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>>82506857
thats cool but there are homeless chads out there that get laid every day. he's also probably lying about his body count, he is too busy being terminally online to spend that much time having sex
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>>82509750
Are you for real? Women are in his DMs offering themselves up to him, super horny from watching his fame. They want to claim bragging rights for having sex with him even if they won't brag about it.
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>>82506938
When you're hitting those kinds of numbers, you pretty much have to formulate your life around hitting those numbers. You have to figure out the most optimal in/out system and just keep going at it because that's the kind of existence you created for yourself, because, presumably, you don't have much else going on. Even in that image OP posted, one could imagine the guy thinking "bro I wish this one bitch stopped wasting my time with her dressing me up at Nike store for her instagram shit, my Hoes Per Hour is fucking dying right now, fuck's sake". I can see how trying to maintain this kind of lifestyle can get depressing.
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>>82509778
Hasan isnt even a real person. God clones himself. If you open his stream, he will probably talk to you and reply to your thoughts. He knows who you are, even if you dont have a twitch account. God makes a lot of cuckolding torture for the real people. He also rapes them, and poisons their bodies so they cant have sex. The word family basically translates to lee short for alien, because you cant reproduce in this reality, because people only have souls if god gives them a soul. Otherwise the person has his mind. And fqm filters to senpai, as like a joke about getting a young girlfriend. Youd be surprised how many businesses are named after child rape. You literally cant walk outside without passing one. God also rapes the children, but hes only raping himself. So god also has access to higher forms of pleasure, sex is likely complete crap compared to what he can do to himself. I dont really know why he brings people here just to rape them and mutilate their bodies while he feeds them this fake cuckolding story. Hes busy though, he writes cuckolding 247 online. He writes like almost every cuckolding post. Which isnt that hard for him because he has billions of clones.
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>>82506867
Right? My number is under 40 and I can say I only truly remember the ones I repeated unless they were super unique. Like 15 are blurry memories. Kind of lame and not worth the risk of disease when all is said and done.
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>>82509911
For people like hasan, there is no risk of disease. Because he is god, and only has sex with his other clones. He is totally aware if he has a disease, and just wont spread it. Not only that but he also has the cure to all the STDs, and likely would just cure himself. Because he makes cuckolding torture for the real people.
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>>82509898
real talk, are you a genuine schizo or just LARPing? if it's the latter, get better material, it was never entertaining and still isn't.
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>>82506857
>still not arrested after inciting for violence multiple times on video
also he's the fakest faggot ever
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>>82509942
Lol are you being serious? I gave so much evidence. Satan is a BULL. Jesus is CUMMING. He is cuckolding people here on purpose to torture them. He also rapes their asses and mutilates their bodies.
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>Hasan was going to debate Kirk
>Hasan is a manlet compared to Kirk
>Hasan knew he was going to lose le debate
>Hasan knew he'd have to be next to Kirk and get heightmogged
>Hasan is a fucking socialist 75IQ faggot obsessed with clothing and his looks
holy fuck it all makes sense now, Hasan was behind the assassination of 'arlie 'irk
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He banged Pokimane from what I know.
Do not get with any woman that was in a giant sex circle. They are not valid dating choices.
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>>82507087
The reason you've never had sex is because you aren't a man, but instead an overgrown boy who's never done anything responsible, respectable, or admirable in his life. I bet your mommy still tells you to clean your room and walk the dog, and you think that you're in any way qualified to have SEX?! Sex is for grown ups anon. Sure, physically you're a very, very grown man....but mentally...you're like a moody teenager, and women don't want to have sex with someone like that.
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>>82506857
The leftists are training every day and getting stronger, getting all the hot women, living great lives, why aren't you?
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>>82508134
>if he ever wishes to have a deeper connection, he can always choose
yes and how long is something like that going to take? That's lost time. In that time I've already raised a large family and made memories. People like him are abject failures.
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>>82506857
I literally just want one. I've always only wanted one. I literally don't understand people who sleep with hundreds of people. Why? Why are they not considered severely mentally ill?
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>>82510398
Hes a pussy bitch who would face the candy man. Also those kicks look weak as hell. Candy man would have sent him to hell.
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>>82506857
Dude is gay man.
> has access to Turkish women, many of whom look White and act way more conducive to long-term investment than Western 304s
> decides to go after American whores
> paints fingernails, boxes like a fag
> always attention farming, hystrionic disorder
> crawls up the butt of the least attractive women, black women
I already had enough of Western women after 10. I am with a Turkish woman. He is clearly gay, Turkish women are awesome compared to Western women, sure there is bad ones too but the average person is much, much better. A lot of MRA say men want variety but in reality that is nonsense induced by porn and the fact women are so insufferable in the West that the cost of flipping them is very low due to men who are considered attractive in the eyes being able to date younger women. Most men don't want to do this, they are heavily incentivized to. All Chads I know are actually decent people, they just try to get by as everyone else does. If you don't date down with a massive gap most delusional American women will not treat you like a human being, see Tom Brady. Women behave not according to principles but what they think they can get away with. In Western society that is nearly everything, hence they become insufferable. No intelligent empathic guy does this more than a few times before throwing the towel
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idk ive had 8 sexual partners, fucked 3 up due to autism, 3 gfs and im at the point where I'm looking for long term potential wife/ mother of my children type shit at 24, might take me a while but I intend to become an even better individual to set myself up for a decent person which I know exists somewhere, I will not eat your black pills, I will procreate. Inshallah.
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>>82510417
Sam Hide is an angry loser that radicalizes kids to shoot up schools
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>>82510501
And he would have put husan in the hospital
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>>82506857
That should go over well with his audience of 70% 19 year old incels in college who pretend communism isn't retarded because they think it'll get them laid. I feel a little bad because as soon as he hops off finasteride and steroids he'll just be a balding, fat Turkike like you can find anywhere, it's kinda like having a death sentence.
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>>82506857
i just jerked off 20 min ago and this post means nothing to me
in the last five years i've jerked off at least 1825 times
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>>82506857
Hasan is based and deserves it. he should be rewarded with one lay for every Zionist he causes to seethe.
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>>82506857
>white
>turk
>handsome
lol
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>>82506857
hasan is a literal millionaire with political views that align with the sluttiest most mentally ill women of course he's going to fuck hundreds of them.



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