Good morning, sir. Your government mandated girlfriend had arrived.
>>82508832I would actually accept. She might be a bit chubby, but I'll still love her for who she is. Thanks Mr. Government.
Eh, could have gotten much, much worse. Kinda unfortunate we only have 5 more years before she's guaranteed to start popping out autist babies, but I'll make do.
>>82508832Government mandated? Better put a baby in her asap before she turns into a childless wine aunt type.
>>82508843She's not a bit chubby she is morbidly obese and if you're gonna lie about it you're our enemy I'm tired of seeing obese twats with fit boyfriends
>>82508832not bad for a white woman but i STRONGLY prefer asian
>>82508832PLEASE!!! SOMEONE KILL THAT THING!!!!
>>82508832wishful thinking, it's one of these
>>82508832Cute face, why the hell did she get so outta shape
>>82509031life of junk food and scrolling her phone in between getting pumped and dumped by tinder chad lites
>>82508832Yes I'd like to file a complaint. I've already located the forms, in the back of the dusty cabinet in the cobwebbed room with the lamp out yes.>So what's your complaint?My waifu has arrived already pregnant.
>>825088328000+ updates and almost 6000 comments.Female loneliness is a myth.
>>82509453>it's all downhill for women after thirt- ACK!
>>82508832these are the type of females who libel you incel btw
isn't this a solved problem with ozempic?sounds like a sound strategy. get a landwhale to fall in love with you, and then make her take it so she becomes nice and slim.
>>82509479you are delusional if you think she will stay with you after that
>>82508949She's still cute. I guess we are enemies now.
>>82509472well, she is 35, obese, and a single mom and still can and does have more sex than I do, so it really isn't like she is wrong. There's over 5000 replies to her post and they are all probably from desperate men trying to get attention from her. Women ever dropping in sexual market value is cope.
>>82509479ozempic doesnt reverse aging and her eggs are long depleted already>>82509481good point
>>82509486Misread the no kids part but she is still old and obese.
>>82509486fucking grimespecially because some foids will see this, realize she is still getting bombarded with attention and they will decide to keep their disgusting unhealthy lifestyles knowing they will always be desirable even if they are sub3 in looksbrutal
>>82508863>guaranteedNot even, there is a higher risk with older sperm and younger wife vs just a normal 40 year old woman having a kid google it
>>82509501I gave up because of this realization. It's the same as working. Like you can work your entire life and maybe make a miniscule crumb of what some person who never lifted their finger in their life makes. How the fuck are you supposed to look at this shit and think "yea, I wanna participate in this!". I dont understand how normalfaggots do it.
>>82508832oh thank god now sit over here and watch me play tropico for eighteen hours. don't talk to or look at me.
>>82509526I totally get you anonlike I don't condone rotmaxxing personally but I would never neetshame or mstowshame people who do itlikeworkwork for what?for this infertile abomination to suck you off once in a whileso fucking brutal man
Maybe she has a nice personality.
>>82508832>almost every single highly upvoted post on that sub is a woman obviously advertising her onlyfansI really really really cant fucking stand internet whores
>>82508832>Good morning, sir. Your government mandated girlfriend had arrived.imagine how many gym guys and niggers came over for a plap
>>82508832I say this in the nicest way possible, ma'am. Please, lose the fupa in the front. You'd be doing yourself a favor.
>>82508832>workout pants at home>clearly doesn't workout that would be my roast but she seems like a decent person otherwise
