fried editionsoggy >>82490020
First for soggy biscuit with /r9gay/
second for only if i get first bite!>>82509777nice trips btw!
>>82509637my worst case nightmare scenario is getting a bf and having an amazing fucking time with him only for me to find out one day that he's a troon with agp.
uhhhh NIGGA I'm going to CUM !!!!
>>82509637>fried chicken hey! I just made that yesterday. Yummy
>>82509882they're making a fourth game.
maybe i should go back to taking drugs everyday after all...
>>82509777trips of truth....so when is it gonna happen?>captcha H000P
These threads are creepy and sad. Stop making them.
>>82509951I'd ask a question about one thing but this isn't drugfeel so out of respect for this general I won'tbut damn it'd love a bf like that.. cuddling on psychedelics must be awesome.
>>82509637>fried editionAnon...
Morriessey is a nigger. I do not like his music. >>82509964I'm a creepy and sad feller.
>imagine bunnymutt making you all soggy with his warm hot piss
>>82509964You being creepy is making me sad, please stop.
>>82509951i wish i could take drugs everyday....>>82509969>tfw no psychonaut bf who i can have bad trips with
What's a good face moisturizer to use?
>>82510158baby foreskin cream
>>82510158If your skin is normal you're pretty much good using anything. A heavier moisturiser might make your face look shiny though.
>>82509852But what if she made you the best fried chicken you ever tasted
>>82510204I don't like fried chicken so I'd beat his ass.
>>82510237You aren't a vegan by any chance are you?
>>82510294If I say yes will you give me very eager & passionate head?
what if i actually took my meds instead of just lying about it
but i don't like it, it makes me feel fake
>>82509980I am ambivalent on veganism (mostly because I don't want to think about the horrors of the meat industry) but I must say that Meat is Murder is probably one of the best albums ever. If not the best.
>>82509852just make sure they're older than 25 and chances are those dreams are dead. in my thirties and all my trooning out dreams are dead in the water. well they always kind of were because i'm 5'10" and have always been extremely masculine. if i would have made a good tranny i would have trooned out ages ago but i'm not delusional enough to deny how i look.
>>82511794Same, except i only wanted to be a femboy but knew i couldnt. Only in my mid 20s rn but i know it's impossible and im fine with that now.
Every day I open up Xitter and see thousands of gay guys thirsting over men who are my looksmatches. And yet whenever I try to talk to men IRL I am treated as an ugly weird freak. Why is this? Is it my normie-repelling autism?
>>82511893yeah i was 5'10" and looked like an adult male by 15, puberty hit my dad early and fast too so probably his genetics. unironically i probably would look good if i lifted because i have a good frame. i'm just lazy and can only stomach regular cardio. the potential to be a feminine male was just never there for me genetically either. you can't force the femboy look if you're masculine since you just end up looking like a gross fag.
>>82511896If the angle and lighting of this pic were different I'm sure you could make him look like a freak too.
>>82511929Yeah i never had the face or hair for it. Built more like a linemen which is fine. Ive always been stronger than my friends but at times i wanted to be a more feminine guy. I go back and forth with what i want, chad or twink.
>>82511896Maybe its because of how you talk
>>82512167I don't say looksmaxx irl
>tfw no twin bf
My ideal boyfriend is my five year old self
Creepy ass thread
Mahouteq! Is a silly visual novel anime-ish game made in Ms paint and it barely qualifies as a game in my book but the story is so enjoyable I didn't care. Adorable derpy graphics and some sick music as well.Slip n slime is mechanically and visually the best sokoban puzzle game I ever seen. I still have many levels to beat tho.
Why is it 90 degrees if September? Fucking hell bring on fall already.
>>82512857Looked it up and there are a billion games exactly like this on itch io
>>82512874do you live in fucking africa or something??
>>82512891No just the midwest which is currently having a heatwave
>>82512909praying for you bud. i have been in weather that hot literally only once in my whole life.
>>82512874Everyday I'm so blessed to be a eurofag because god it's been so cold. We're actually so back it's not over just yet. Also I'm having a bottle of wine because my work has annoyed me and I'm finally off of work.
>shitty indie pixel visual novel game mentionedGoing to use this opportunity to plug my favorite shitty pixel indie storygame gamedev because I find his shit to be incredibly charming and want more people to know of him.https://fileto.itch.io/
Im on my third run through now. Got "cursed" by some weird spirit i found and i now everytime i hit 30 years old i get popped into a new existence as a 13 year old. Really sucks with growing pains as it takes around a month for all the new memories to soak in. Old life just pops out of existence it seems, or im in an alternate universe, cant really tell. I got a few more years before the next one i think. Its supposed to end at some point but not really sure when. Maybe ill roll a twink again, that would be cool.
I want fast food again so bad, but I have a fridge full of stuff to eat and things going bad in a couple days but the pull of the laziness is strong.
>>82511896>whenever I try to talk to men IRLStop lying, you never tried that. You need to try harder
>go outside >see a cute guy >think about talking to him>imagine the look of utter disgust that will spread across his face when he sees an anorexic 5'9"let try to speak to him>don't say anything >he leaves>never see him again>go home>kill myself
>>82513329Approaching people like that is hard. Eye contact is key, it's how flirting starts. Make eye contact, look away. Then look again. If your eyes lock for a few seconds, it's game on. You know someone designed a tool with you in mind, made specifically to bypass the awkwardness inherent to real life flirting. A tool that lets you flirt from a safe comfortable distance, and let's you know if they're into you before you make the first move
i'm going to be a really annoying retard for one time and one time only and put my disc server in here and probably get cucked by jannies but this is My one time doing it. If i do it again you may shoot me down and murder me IRLdisc0rd.gg/twinkie
>>82513450You have all the motivation in the world to try flirting with these anonymous strangers over and over again But you never have the courage yo do the same fucking thing to gay people who live near you. I'll never be okay with such discrepancy
Jonah supposedly has a bf, so why is he talking to other gay men over the internet? Does his bf know?
Didn't Jonah get a hinge bf? Or was that a meme
>>82513492I don't flirt online, point blank. That's not me, I came on here looking for friends with the tripfag, kept it since because it's just been there, why part?>>82513512This isn't supposedly, I've talked about it and still do when it comes up. He's aware of all of my activity online and knows of my trip. >>82513517Not a meme
>>82513524Not about you, cheating slut. My comment was addressed at every other gincel in this board
>>82513585My bad, I got tagged. But also, I don't cheat.
>>82513450do you post hole there?
>>82513839No, I don't post nudes at all.
>>82513653Is your bf just another e bf online fling?
>>82513869No, he's not. I don't do 'online flings'
>>82513848what is the point of that shithole than?
worst fucking part about having an oneitis is them being a cute twink and you having no history of sexual attraction to the same sex before. i still don't want to fuck guys but he actually looks way more feminine and cute and is funnier and well-opinionated than actual women in this place and if i ever tried to confess i would basically ruin my life and be known as an homo foreverputting that aside i doubt he even shares the same feeling seeing as i am a gigasperg brownoid with a gamer physique, our relationship isn't bad but i think it's just at the level of a regular friend but we've done some stuff togetherwhat the fuck do i even do? do i try to pursue or just accept that it's another lost opportunity? there's only one schoolyear before i have to choose some branch to follow for the remainder of school and we lose contact forever, i really want to make something out of this but the stakes are just incredibly mortal. im gonna need some advice here
>>82513879>came here looking for it Go be with your bf then, silly.
>>82513906I want friends. I want people to talk to and laugh with. Like I said, only time I'm posting it.>>82513918Came here looking for what? I came here before I met him looking for friends nigga
>>82513916closeted gays are so boring
>>82513930im not a full-blown fag, but he is just too cute to ignore and the loneliness is starting to get to me
>>82513927>want friends. I want people to talk to and laughHard to believe you actually have a bf in real life if you have to resort to anonymous forums in search of that
>>82513949Yawn, like I said: boring
>>82513916>i really want to make something out of this but the stakes are just incredibly mortalfirst, find his orientation. you can ask if he's into dudes or girls in normal conversation.if he's gay, then just start with incremental flatteries. see if he accepts them and if he reciprocates at all. unless they're mega autistic, a lack of reciprocation is a clear sign they probably aren't interested in that kind of relationship with you.
>>82513999I do, but it doesnt mean that I'm with him constantly.
>>82514110It's not just that. People who have to resort to anonymous forums for friendship are not the same type of people who have a bf in real life. I'm pretty sure you're just bullshitting but I don't care that much so don't bother
>>82514110proofs? proofs?
>Friend thats like a little sister to me wants to set me up with a girl.How do I go about this. Do I play along or just say no. Im still im my confused era btw
found a twitch streamer with a super cute voice who's obv gay but in his description he says he's 8 years younger than me and now I feel like a creep.
>>82514144Being confused probably just means you are bi. Are you physically attracted to women or not?
>>82514144>Still closeted Come out
>>82514171No, being confused means he is a homosexual struggling with denial and self acceptance, like most of you
everytime my friends try to set me up with someone it feels super forced and never works. Spontaneity is key
I got fast food because you guys wouldn't help me. I blame you instead of my lack of willpower.
>>82514216Let him speak for himself.
>>82514137I may be bullshitting, I might not be. At the end of the day it doesnt matter. I guess nobody will ever know for sure.>>82514139Never
>>82514321His denial of his gayhood means he won't be honest about it, he will keep wearing the mask he has been wearing for years. You gotta look for the little cracks, where the mask fails and slips off
>>82514326I know for sure you're bullshitting and have no irl bf only to come back here begging for friends
>>82514171I guess physically yeah, they make me go boing sometimes. But it seems like im not as interested as my friends are. Atleast, Im not as vocal about it.>>82514204I appreciate the enthusiasm, but my parents are dear to me, and they already have one NEET son. Pretty sure if I vocally anounce it, Ill be left out of the will.>>82514340You guys are being very esoteric about it lol. Im just not sure anymore. Its kinda a weird and down period of my life atm
>>82514384>they make me go boing sometimesA pale imitation of what boys make you feel. They don't make you go "boing sometimes", they occupy your mind on a whole other level
Beach episode couldn't have gone better. I actually found a anime store with high quality cotton tees with awesome designs and I was so happy. Wish I brought more money with me cause I would've gotten more. I got to pet a ton of stray cat, one of whom was very slappy while others were lazy and sleepy. Water was quite warm for this time of year until it got cloudy later in the day. I saw the best looking pizza (and fruit pizza) which looked like triple a of food. But traveling sucks I felt like I was going to die.
>>82514384Are your parents that homophobic? Is that why you don't admit to being gay not even to yourself? You being gay has nothing to do with a "down period of your life", you have been gay for a while now, and being closeted doesn't make your life any brighter
>>82514372Sure anon, you know for sure yet never meeting me or knowing me personally
>>82514433Good post in an awful thread
>>82514479You're talking to hue, jonah, you dumb retard. He's been in the threads for 12 hours a day all week longAll of you are so stupid it's unreal
>>82514384Just sounds like you are less horny. Thats doesnt mean you dont like them. Id say go and see if you enjoy it. If you dont then try being with a guy
>>82514479who the fuck has a bf irl and comes begging for friends here? Lying slut
>>82514505I like interacting with people regardless, it passes the time! Dumb retard though youre so correct
>>82514426Yeah, that might be the case. Tho Ive yet to find a half decent looking guy in my country. They all either look like total slavic phenotypes or like they just whored themselves out on grindr. Neither cute nor handsome. >>82514510I mean, Ive never really been in love or liked a girl particularly much. Maybe I overromanticise shit, but Ive been always after something more long term. Besides this girl in question would require quite a bit of investing.>>82514433Send shirt pics anon. I also had a blast by the lake with my friends this summer. Wouldnt trade it for anything 10/10
I saw a really cute cashier out today and for the first I actually had a crush on a stranger. Naturally I was way too shy to even use his lane much less anything else.
>>82509637Is that general tso chicken?
>>82514566Im assuming you are pretty young. Unless a date would be a big investment just go on one and see how you feel. Do you feel attracted to her or not. If not her then try someone else. My guess is you are bi but prefer male companionship but im just guessing
>>82514534post hole and pole
>>82514787Im 19 going on 20 next year... its actually pretty embarrassing not being in a relationship so far, when even my younger friends have been in multiple. Shes not bad, overweight, but not chronically... im half tempted to do it just to rid of the stigma
>>82514633kekandlol
>>82514566>Tho Ive yet to find a half decent looking guy in my country.Maybe your standards are too high. You should always strive for your looksmatch. I'm just glad you went from "I don't know I might be straight because I felt a tingling sensation around a girl many years ago" to admitting what was obvious all along: you actually like men. I told y'all it was just a mask. Repressed homos are more similar than they are different
>>82514896The last thing you need is further cementing your sexual repression and your own closet by going out with a girl. As a homosexual you should apply that energy to go out with a boy your own age
>>82514896>I'm half tempted to pretend to be straight to get rid of the stigma That's a tragedy. Fuck the stigma. You need to get over how much you care about the opinions of others and just be gay instead
>>82514997Homosexuals belong with women who will have sons with them
>>82514984>>82514997big groomer energy
Hot take, a date with a girl might not be bad. Go out with her, learn to make small talk and other things that will help you when out with a boy while at the same time you don't feel attraction to her or pressure.
>>82515038lmaohow to get friends and influence peoplet.anony
>>82515038You know straightoids say the same thing about you to bisexuals
>>82515079You aren't hiding very well, fatpostle
>>82514885Youve asked me this before. Kill yourself please
>>82515038Sexually repressed, homosexual in denial energy.Go to a date with a gay man instead. Don't sink further back into the closet.
>>82515139You're in gaygen posting that same picture lmao
>>82514896Dont force youself to be with her just to do it. Find someone you find attractive. That is important in a relationship at the start.
>>82515034>Telling homosexuals to be gay is grooming >Telling them to become straight is based Conservatives are massive hypocrites as usual
>>82515214why are u in gg, robotard? explain uself
I don't understand this faggot shit. I joined a different twink server from soc
>>82515232tried to escape the chuds, turns out gg is filled with them too. The bane of being in the chud central
>>82515229Im gay but i dont want people to tell people who are confused they are gay. They need to find out for themself. Try both and see what you like
>>82515038ill try it then, I think you guys are right... if I dont like it it doesnt matter and if I do itd be good. Besides Im not that good with people, ever since the pandemic, might be good exp.>>82515034I dont wanna be mean, but they are kinda freaking. Like Im not sure geniunely what I want out of anything in this period, not just sexuality.
when did the meaning of grooming changed into "telling people to do things I don't like"?
>>82515258>confusedEvery homosexual alive has been through a phase of "confusion" that amounts to denial of the self and repression. You are using different words to convey the message that until they come out on their own in their late 20s, homosexuals should mentally struggle without any kind of support or affirmation from fellow homosexuals because that might be "influencing" them somehow? The "influence" being teaching them to accept being gay?You are clearly another repressed conservative homo with such a horrible opinion
>>82515258Funny you had to problem with someone trying to tell the "confused" person to get with a girl and breed babies. Massive hypocrite
>>82515262>Im not sure geniunely what I want out of anything in thisYou are so obviously a homosexual in denial it's painful to imagine the next few years you will remain struggling with this alone because you were too scared to admit it to yourself.
>>82515258>They need to find out for themselfThat's the worst part about heteronormative culture and the homophobia it implies. Heterosexual people "groom" each other into heterosexuality all the time, even in this example: friends are trying to set the gay guy up with a girl.What this sentence means is that gay kids and gay teenagers must struggle alone and take every opportunity available to repress and "become" straight. And if anyone dare to help them, even with words, that's "grooming" and their gayness becomes invalid, artificial, not genuine. So our existence and our youth is erased. This is by design. To further isolate us and produce more closet cases who are willing to fake being straight.
I was wearing my air force 1s I never wear and stepped into mud. Thanks mom! She also made me tiey bangs in an insanely stupid looking haircut(like a topknot or something like that) and I saw my high school classmate and couldn't say hi because of that. And I never see my hs classmates, it's been years>>82514484It's just boring blogpost but glad you liked it>>82514566I'm too tired right now and honestly don't see the point. I showed it to friends already. Maybe tomorrow if I don't forget or have nothing else to do
>>82515309Its bad enough my friend whos had plenty of girls despite not being the archetype of a chad tells me that, I dont need to hear it from strangers on the net.>>82515371thats cool. I just wanted to see some neat shirt pics. People say my sense of style is not the best lol :(
>>82515262>ill try becoming even more closeted than I already am by showing my friends I can date girls The worst ending
>>82515398Isn't it weird how nobody says anything about your friends setting you up with a girl But a guy who tells you to be your authentic gay self gets called a groomer? There's a homophobic bias at play here, and maybe that's why you're here after all, maybe you want to be told to repress and try being straight.
>>82515258you really rustled his jimmies with that one, he replied three times! idk what his deal is but he's probably a pedo discord groomer
>>82515398Dude, you are gay and in denial. You know it, your friend knows, I know. That's what you need to hear, repeatedly, so maybe it can pierce through the many layers of repression in your brain. You don't care about girls. You care about boys. Why don't you try going out with one? Sounds like your friend already knows you're gay. Most people probably suspect it already, 20 years and not a shred of interest in girls. Being gay is not a bad thing, you are in the gay thread champ. You are half way there. Your brain brought you here against your better judgement, your gay instincts kicking in wild.
>>82515429There's nothing worse than seeing celibate gays being groomed into heterosexuality without a care in the world, but who recoil at the phrase "come out". It's like betrayal from someone close
>>82515464sounding like a weirdo and replying three times doesn't help your case guy
>>82515481>Grooming gay young men to be straight is okay You'd make a tremendous evangelical youth pastor
>>82515449>>82515481Im just gonna give it a try, I dont see why not. Besides my straight friends just joke about it, my mannerisms are due to autism not gayness. And not to rain on anyones parade, but Im not a lil twink bottom, Im 189 cms.
>>82515504groomer tranny seething kek
>>82515398You came to the gay thread to run away from the realization that you're gay, and to be encouraged to go out with a girl instead? Unironically this thread is perfect for you
>>82515295I literally told him to try a first date with both. >>82515365It sounds like grooming if you want to make someone be like yourself instead of letting them figure it out. I like being gay. He may not >>82515284He could end up gay bi or straight. Being a teen is itself confusing. I'm just saying to give things a shot and see what he likes. >>82515429I just hope people don't actually listen to it. People gotta find their own way
>>82515528>Grooming is okay only if it's cure the gay grooming You know this person has never had a bf
>>82515543nobody said that tranny but keep seething
>>82515527>dont see why notYou being gay is enough of a reason to not go out with girls and instead use that energy to go out with a gay man your own age instead. >My mannerisms are due to autism not gaynessIt's like I can see myself back when I was 14 desperately trying to justify my existence to my homophobic straight friends >I'm not gay, I swear! I'm girly because I only had female sisters growing up!Dude... The denial is strong with you. Your friends joke, but there's a little bit of truth behind those jokes, none of them will be surprised when you come out
>>82515527>not a lil twink bottomSo? Real life gay dating is not like 4chan, you don't have to be a femboy to get a bf.
>>82515554>It's not okay to tell a gay guy to come out >It's perfectly fine to tell him to date a girl instead Homosexual virgin tier opinion
>>82515540>Grooming is okay if it's bisexual grooming Anything for a chance to be straight, even half straight He doesn't need a first date with both because he's not bi, just gay, self admittedly so in this very thread
>>82515527Just try to have fun man. If you dont like it, try a guy. Just do what makes you feel comfortable
>>82515607>do what makes you feel comfortableComing out and accepting your sexuality don't feel comfortable, though. That zone of comfort pep talk is what makes the demographics of this thread a bunch of adult celibates. A homosexual in denial must inevitably face the discomfort of his issues or succumb to a closeted lonely life like you
>>82515605>Person doesnt know if they like chocolate or vanilla >Someone tells them to try both>Thats some how bad and worse than someone telling them to try just chocolate
>>82515540>sounds like grooming if you want to make someone be like yourselfFunny you didn't say that to the people trying to get him to date a girl even when he's so reluctant and already admitted he doesn't feel for girls as he feels for boysThe hypocrisy is too much
>>82515540Being a gay in denial is confusing, you should know. "Figuring it out alone" is just a different way to say nobody should ever reach out a helping hand to this obviously troubled individual. When you apply that standard biasedly against any homosexual affirmation without batting an eye about the people grooming him to be straight, you are just saying that helping gays in denial accept themselves isn't okay, but helping them repress is. It's typical conservative talking point. Ultimate hypocrisy. Does it surprise anyone that you, the holder of such atrocious opinion, has no romantic experience of your own?Probably because like that boy, you too need help to figure out your issues that you can't resolve on your own. But your own ideology prevents you from seeking out that sort of help, it would be "grooming".
>>82515620He's been trolling here for years and lives in a favela
Sorry to the guy who asked. This shit is just a hot debate topic here now i guess. >>82515630They arent giving me (you)s and I'm not reading them. I have enough attention from the one or two of you talking to me. >>82515617He will come to the conclusion if he tries both. If he comes back and says he doesnt like girls im going to tell him hes gay. Youre assuming too much about him.
>>82515658That is so sad. I will keep giving him (you)s as a donation
>>82515620>Someone tells them to try chocolate because they showed a preference for bitter flavours over sweetness >You call them a pedo groomer Get lost, incel. This isn't your thread when I'm here
>>82515669You are just a hypocrite who doesn't bat an eye to heterosexual grooming like the little chud you are
hue is a far left radical
>>82515680That would work if you were just saying to try being gay. But you arent. You are telling him he is gay and should just embrace that. You can argue you are making an educated guess but no more than that
>>82515540>>82515533>>82515573Im just gonna figure it on my own I think. I havent been on any sort of setups or dates or antyhing all my life. I just wanna experience and see for it myself. Maybe I am maybe not maybe in the middle, idk. But some of you are creeping me out, especially knowing about that one forced feminization cult or whatever the fuck it was on this site. Nothing personal but, Ive been taught to be cautious on the net. I like these threads cuz they seem to have some sort of genuinity to them, and sometimes are quite positive and cute. I prefer that to the occassional endless fighting and arguments here, that are omnipresent on the site.Can we change the subject now? This is getting a bit uncomfortable and overwhelming
>>82515669>He will come to the conclusion if he tries bothHe already came to that conclusion in this very thread. He knows it. His friends know it. This isn't some case of bi indecisiveness. This is a clear homosexual being repressed and in denial, like you. If you aren't allowed to intervene because that's grooming, suddenly you are saying every repressed homosexual in denial in the world needs to figure out their issues alone, or perish in silence. Oh but grooming them go to be straight is okay
>>82515704Good luck man and be careful. Hope you can find out more about yourself. Ill stop replying to them now at least so half the conversation will die.
>>82515704>Maybe I am maybe not maybe in the middleYou already admitted to feeling for boys in a way that your feelings for girls don't compare. You are gay, just in denial about it. I wish you better luck in the future because if you come here looking for advice from incels, all you're gonna get is the same sexual repression bullshit you might as well hear in church.
>>82515697He told us that already, you weren't listening. His friends can see it too. He came to a gay thread reluctant to date a girl. You all told him to try girls without a care in the world, and you didn't call it grooming. The writing is on the wall. I didn't "make him gay" he already is gay, and his closeted dilemma of "should I kiss a girl" is a silent scream for help. My educated guess is far more likely to be true than what you're willing to admit.
i really hope he's trolling otherwise it's creepy like this anon said >>82509964
>>82515704>forced feminization cultYou were so fine with the forced heterosexualization cult that you are even willing to date a girl you have no interest in, just to burry your homosexuality further down the closet. Right wing fake news. No one is forcing you to do shit. But it sounds like you desperately want someone to force you to quit being gay. Stop giving in to chud ideology. You see these gays here? All celibate, bfless loners reaching 30 without ever holding hands? That's the future of gays who don't get over their inner issues.
Can we move on now? I have a question for everyone, how should you bf smell? Clean? Stinky? Musky?
deranged groomer energy
You really think I'm gonna let this internalized homophobia go without a stand? No this thread is mine now, you will hear about everything you're doing wrong and that list is fucking long
>>82515816Lavender smelling bf
>I'm scared of being groomed into homosexuality >I am not scared, however, of being groomed into heterosexuality, in fact I'm seeing a girl for that specific purpose Incel vibes.
you sound really mad, take a walk
>>82515847Do you not see the tragedy before you? You are looking at a closeted gay in denial, barely an adult, buying 5 more years of closeted denial life, right in front of you. And you did the marketing. It's genuinely depressing
Would wearing this type of shit get me ridiculed in public?
>>82515836Can you suggest a cologne for that? I want to smell good daily
>>82515867Looks like fairly normal attire honestly>>82515881Prada Luna Rossa
I wish I had the confidence to dress like picrel but I am too autistic and awkward to pull it off
>>82515816Roses, cuz y not.>>82515881>>82515921Im looking for something more manly and bolder than lavendar (for in public) anyone got a good one that can announce my presence to the mortals?
>5'6 with 7" dickAm I a meme?
>>82515953Also question, what do yall think about jewelry. Most of my friends wear something, even the guys have earrings and rings a lot of the time. Is it just a balkan thing, or do guys in the west do it too?
>>82515953Brut like Elvis use to wearIdk much about colognes in particular but I always liked that one
>>82515963>Never used itYes
I'm going to shoot my new gun tomorrow and I can't wait. Yes I am just posting this to piss off hue.
Thread is extra creepy tonight.
>>82515981That sounds fucking cool, I wanna be like Elvis (minus the toilet death), gonna check if I can find it somewhere.>>82516034Calibre? Ive only ever shot an airgun, today its near impossible. Ranges are expensive too, and you cant just get a gun here, its retarded. Even airsoft and non firing replicas need to be registered
How come guys won't date me but girls will?
How does r9gay dress? I want to be eff(g)ay
>>82516065>>82516065You never tried dating guys to be really honest
>>82516053357 magnum (that will also take .38 special) revolver.
>>82516076I tried for years and nobody would date me.Only since I turned 25 women started dating me.
>>82516034I just remember you're gonna shoot that gun alone, like always, and the anger disperses. You go from dangerous chud to misguided child in a heartbeat.
>>82516084I want to put this in my son's mouth to keep him from making too much noise and waking mom
>>82516087>Tried for years Bullshit. You never tried anything worthwhile with any men. You have never even been to a date with them. If you actually put in the effort, assuming you're not lying about being wanted by girls, you could find a bf in 2 weeks
>>82516093I'm going to have fun like the other people at the range. I'm not angry at all.
>>82516105>You never tried anything worthwhile with any men. You have never even been to a date with them. Men never went on dates with me.
>>82516084Is that ruger? I didn't know they made that big handguns. If I could have one handgun itd be a MR 73. Beautiful tools. If I wrote Percy Jackson or something similar, Hephaestus himself would make one
>>82516105>you could find a bf in 2 weeksI hear people saying this but I don't understand how. What steps should I take to get a bf in two weeks? (a monogamous one)
>>82516087Neither women nor men have ever hit on me or even showed a bit of interest. And I've been to gay bars.
>>82516111>Have fun alone >Blog post about it because he has no one else to talk about his day Sure you will have fun, but you would have even more fun if you had a bf, which you never did. I can't stay angry at you for long. I pity you too much
>>82516123>What steps should I take to get a bf in two weeks?Download dating apps. Find a suitable mate nearby. Go out to meet him in public. Repeat until you find the person that resonates with your wants and needs. You never did any of that
>>82516124What are gay bars like? I'd like to go to one but I feel it'd just be humiliating desu
>that feeling when he reaches for your belt and starts to take it offKino
>>82513927>James Spader postingHe is proof that aging is the worst thing to ever happen. I watched the stargate movie earlier today and he is just about the cutest dude in that movie and I couldn't believe he was the same guy who played Robert California in the Office.
>>82516124>And I've been to gay bars.Have you really? And no one flirted with you? Did you avoid their gaze and hid in the corner? You should go again. You should also try the online equivalent of gay bars
>>82516124I've been to gay bars and the only person who ever came up to me was a drunk girl asking if I was nonbinary.
>>82516126Better having fun alone than cooped inside and on my computer right?
>>82516137Like a regular bar but filled with homosexuals. What would be humiliating about it?
Thread was improving until you started talking to huebot again
>>82516137They're kinda like normal bars but maybe more colourful/upbeat? I'd say there's more men, but there's a lot more women than I expected. I sometimes go with friends or try alone but I can't muster the strength to approach someone, and I guess I must look really unapproachable to others
>>82516148It would be better to go out to meet another gay guy to keep you company
>>82516113You never asked anyone out. Try the apps
>>82516158>What would be humiliating about it?The fact that I'm probably more awkward and retarded than everyone else and would be alone the whole time.
>>82516177I did, that's where I met my girlfriend
>>82516170Better than nothing, right? Why does everything have to be about relationships? Can't I go out and have fun doing something I enjoy?
>>82516184NTA, honestly I just want to get laid
not much of a chase
>>82516178You know when you're in a crowd and anxiety overwhelms you, it's always a good idea to do a little mental exercise:Everyone else is inside their own heads, obsessing over their own insecurities just like you. The same way you are worried about how others could perceive you, other people will be too busy doing exactly the same, fending off their own intrusive thoughts about being stared at in public for being too awkward. In the end everyone is so involved with their own mind, that they don't even stop to register your anxiety attack, they're too worried about their own anxiety to careBasically remind yourself:>Other people are internally freaking out just like I amIf only you could hear their thoughts you would see there's some common ground between you and normies
My favorite part of being a well dressed white boy is that I can shoplift to my heart's content and no one cares.
>>82516209NTA But Ive had similar struggles. No gays bars in my city far as I can tell, so cant try it, but I lockup and melt with more than 3 people. Always feels like Im the last choice for anyone there to talk to or interact with.>>82516220Hey, you put that back, right now >:( thats a crime you know
>>82516184Not good enough. >Why does everything have to be about relationships?It doesn't. Just look at your life. 0% relationship related activities. No one will stop you from continuing this lifestyle. And if you were anywhere else, you could pretend to be okay with that. But not here. Not on the gay incel thread. There's one thing you also enjoy (gay love) that you're not getting. And your life doesn't have to revolve around that. Just 5% of your time dedicated to relationships would be enough to find a bf. Just a few hours per week, instead of none
>>82516195Then what's stopping you my man?
>>82516232>I lockup and melt with more than 3 people.Don't know what that means >I'm the last choice Are you sure, or are you just being insecure and self conscious again?It's better to be the third option than being no one's option at all. .You should still try the nearest gay bar or even dating apps
>>82516220careful anon, they probably know and are waiting for you to cross the felony limit so they can really nail you.
>>82516180You should try the gay version of the apps, silly. That's how you will get a bf. You just never tried with boys in the same extent you tried with girls
>>82516123I knew you knew how. You're just not willing to put all the work. And it's minimum work for us
>>82516084looks super cool, have fun!
>>82516277I met my gf on an LGBT app, anon.It's not my fault men didn't want to date me.
>>82516146And what was your answer?
>>82516298I'm sure they wanted to, you just didn't give them a chance because you were busy that roastie>Meet a straight girl on a gay men's app.Sounds like lying but whatever
>>82516313she could have been a bi girl and he said lgbt app not exclusively a gay men's app.
>>82516302I said no and then she started talking about "femboys" and then a couple of men who were orbiting her came up to the table and distracted her from me. >>82516313>you just didn't give them a chance I have never been approached by men.Both of my relationships were women because they showed interest in me. Why is it my fault that men don't want to date me?
>>82516315But there's no such app, lmao. Only if he set his tinder to both boys and girls, but that doesn't make the app LGBT
>>82516319Maybe she was trying to set you up with her friends and she was trying to know if you're gay
>>82516331Her friends were straight.
>>82516324only thing I could think of would be if she was ftm but he just considers her a woman, which isn't cool really.
>>82516319>been approachedA sentence with a deeper meaning. Most people here have never being approached. Were you never approached because you're not desirable (unlikely bc gf)?Or you were never approached because you didn't make yourself approachable and give guys a chance to show you interest? The same way you never approached any guy, other men might have been interested in you but not brave enough to close the gap
>>82516336Her friends were all straight and she somehow approached you talking about non binaries and femboys? Anon are you making this shit up
>>82516341Probably just making shit up to be honest. Getting a gf is harder than getting a bf. There's no reason to succeed in the straight market but fail at the gay one, unless you didn't even try
>>82516324>But there's no such appYes there are. I met my first gf on Taimi. I met my second gf at a party hosted by a guy I spoke to on grindr who never really spoke to me but just invited me to a party. >>82516354Yes, she was drunk and wanted to talk shit. I think she mentioned being an OF girl. >>82516346>make yourself approachable What does this mean? Nobody ever showed any interest in me.>because you're not desirable Maybe? As far as men are concerned I'm not desireable. Only bisexual women have ever shown interest in me
is r9gay really an incel general like hue says when 80% of anons have had bfs/gfs or sex?
>>82516396>TaimiI thought that was only for trannies and chasers
i am so worthless i don't deserve anything but death, and that's all i'm gonna get
>>82516396>What does this mean?If you hide in your room, can you blame others for not showing interest in you? Making yourself approachable means putting yourself out there, in real life or through the apps. It's hard to believe a cis girl, famous picky eaters, found you attractive, and not a single gay guy did. Nearly impossible. It's more likely that you are leaving some key details out of this conversation, like all the men that you rejected
>>82516408>80% More like they're lying about it 80% of the time. Yes this is an incel thread through and through occasionally visited by tourists. Your political opinions are the bottom of the barrel worst opinions chuds could have.
>>82516427>Making yourself approachable means putting yourself out there, in real life or through the apps. I did. >>82516427>It's hard to believe a cis girl, famous picky eaters, found you attractive, and not a single gay guy did. Nearly impossible. You tell me, I posted my face here a couple years ago and you all called me ugly and made fun of me.
>>82516418Don't be so hard on yourself, you could have a bf. You never tried dating apps, you just don't know
Some of the younger people do have friends and somewhat of a social life though, it's only us old fart shut-ins who are the real incels.
>>82516396>Nobody ever showed any interest in meExcept for the girls you dated and the whore who cold approached you at a bar and the random fag who invited you to a house party... Come on, anon. I don't believe any man never showed interest in you. I'm betting on you ignoring tbe clues, or just selectively erasing the memory of every ugly guy who tried talking to you
>>82516396>I'm not desireable>Had gfsGetting real tired of your bullshit
>>82516442lying like you do cuz you spent all day here today for some reason
>>82516447>I didYeah, and that's how you got girlfriends? I fear you were too busy talking to girls to notice the gay guys
>>82516469>the whore who cold approached you at a bar There is no need to call anyone a whore >I don't believe any man never showed interest in you. bc I don't attract men? What do you want me to say >>82516482I'm not desireable if 99.9% of people aren't interested in me. Even my first gf didn't like me that much she was just in a weird place and moved past me. My current gf likes me but she has really little self esteem
>>82516447>posted my face here a couple years ago and you all called me uglyOh poor thing, you got PTSD from being rejected by these twink chasing retards, and that traumatized you so hard you never tried dating gay man ever again, even after years? That's what I'm getting from it. If you truly had gfs, your problem is definitely not appearance. You're just not trying like you say
>>82516499>99.9%>Got 2 girlfriends already There are men here who would kill to have that. Your 0.01% desirability was enough to get a gf, it's enough to get a bf too.
>>82516499>I don't attract men>But attract girlsImpossible. Girls and gays have different tastes but not that different. How is it possible if the selectors of reproduction, infamously known for their high standards, the females found you attractive But men, known for their low standards and "a hole is a goal" attitude, didn't? It's just not making mathematical sense, it's not adding up. Something's missing
>>82516499>What do you want me to say>Sorry anon, I lied. It's true I rejected men on grindr and never really tried going out with one as much as I tried getting a gf
>>82516504>you never tried dating gay man ever againI'd be happy tothey just aren't into me>>82516532just pure dumb luck that could never be reproduced >>82516544i didn't reject any men on grindr. They just didnt like me
i'm not gay but i fuck twinks on grindr a lot
>>82516552I'm pretty sure they are. I could bet you on this, that by opening grindr with your pictures up you would immediately see the stream of men into you. I'm sure you look better than what you give yourself credit for
>>82516552It's impossible to believe that not a single man on grindr tried talking to you. If you had omitted the gf part, I could buy it. "Maybe he is just hideous" I would think. Not impossible. But having a track record of 2 gfs and one house party invitation + random girl talking to you at a bar reveals a whole different side of the story You reproduced the gf effect twice already, surely you could produce the bf effect once
>>82516560I had a straight friend who lied to me for years and I found out he had been fucking twinks on grindr for half a decade without telling me. He's married to a girl nowadays
>>82516565Last time I tried grindr I got nothing and then later I got banned for "fraudulent activity" >>82516583>Maybe he is just hideousMaybe I am
better to sow your wild oats with twink bussy than risk knocking up a woman.
>>82516592>got nothingEven with an empty profile we still get replies from closeted dudes. All it takes is putting "top" in your profile and you would immediately receive a wave of attention. So you pretending otherwise is ludicrous. I told you, I could get your pictures right now, set your location, and prove you wrong, cause I know you ain't doing it, I'm beginning to doubt you ever tried grindr at all
>>82516592If you were hideous you wouldn't have a girlfriend Lowkey im starting to think you're just here to fish for compliments , but if it's for the betterment of the self esteem of a fellow homosexual, I'll indulge
>>82516614>All it takes is putting "top" in your profile and you would immediately receive a wave of attention. I'm not a top though. I tried and I can't do it>>82516623>If you were hideous you wouldn't have a girlfriend I didn't for most of my life. I only got one last year and she has so little self esteem and genuinely believes she couldn't do any better than me.
>>82516628>I'm not a top though.Hello, you be fucking girls but refuse to fuck dudes? Not cool>I tried What you mean you tried? I thought you had never been with a man before
>>82510402I don't give head to tranny bashers.
>>82516633>Hello, you be fucking girls but refuse to fuck dudes? Not coolI'm not "fucking girls"I tried a couple times and I just can't do it. > I thought you had never been with a man beforeI haven't
>>82516628>didn't for most of my lifeUntil you did, twice. Hideous people don't get that. You pretend you got nothing on grindr when that's virtually impossible when literally empty profiles get replies. There are gays with low self esteem too. Your target audience. Just say you never tried
>>82516644>not "fucking girls">I tried a couple times and I just can't do it.What kinda of relationship you be having with this girl, then? Sexless? She doesn't mind your limp dick? Sounds like you are a legitimate homosexual
>>82516648>>didn't for most of my lifeUntil you did, twice. Hideous people don't get that. And I didn't, I'd never held hands or kissed anyone until well after turning 24>>82516656>What kinda of relationship you be having with this girl, then? Sexless? Pretty much
>>82516644Maybe you can't fuck your girl because you don't really like girlsYou should refrain from choosing a side top bottom before losing your virginity. You never know. Your dick might not fail with men like it does with women
>>82516659But eventually you did get a gf, meaning you are not hideous. Sounds like you're stringing that girl along when you obviously prefer the company of men.
>>82516659Your girlfriend doesn't mind a bf who doesn't have sex? Poor girl. You both deserve better
>>82516663>just lose your virginity It's not that easy if you're as hideous as i am>>82516671\>But eventually you did get a gf, meaning you are not hideous. ya because she has zero self esteem and she's not even super into me we're very sexless and more like friends at this point>>82516676i keep telling her that
Boybutt feels so good. Amiright lads
>>82516681boymouth too
>>82516679If you were hideous you wouldn't have a girlfriend.Someone talked to you on grindr. You say none did, but someone did
>>82516679>because she has zero self esteemLots of gays be like that too. You are not trying your best to find them.
>>82516679This is what happens when a gay guy tries to force his way into heterosexuality. You don't have to do this anymore. You could just be gay.
>>82516690>:If you were hideous you wouldn't have a girlfriend.But she doesn't find me attractive>Someone talked to you on grindrBarely, just enough to invite me to a party to fill out the numbers. They weren't into me >>82516699>You are not trying your best to find them.What else can I do? Nobody on grindr liked me and I'm banned from there now.There are no gay bars where I live >>82516712>You could just be gay.I can't if guys don't like me and call me ugly and make fun of me
>play game>level 1>beat two human bandits 1v2 (one has a bow)>walk into a next area and get shitstomped by a boarIunno man make it make sense
my bf is getting really into pokemon go with me
Scratched all of the dandruff out of my hair and onto my desk. It looks like parmesan cheese.
>>82516722>But she doesn't find me attractiveShe chose you nonetheless. The same could happen to a gay guy. >Just enough to invite me You trying say only one person talked to you on Grindr? Did you stay online for 5 minutes hiding behind an empty profile?You gotta try again my boy
The real redpill is that it's easier and more worthwhile to get a kidnapped bf than a consenting one
>>82516722>can't if guys don't like me and call me ugly and make fun of meThat happened years ago, you need to get over it. I'm sure you are decent looking. Enough for 2 girlfriends. Enough for a gay guy somewhere >What else can I do?Trying dating apps again. You could literally make a new account for grindr with another email. You could try tinder. If you live in a small town, the apps are pretty dead, but still... Where's the nearest big city?
>>82516844The bf should kidnap me. I am owed it.
>>82516722>Nobody on grindr liked meYou're not sure about that. If I go by your story alone, it feels like you tried grindr for 10 minutes and gave up
>>82516781I think you have a human strength bias and are underestimating the destructive power of irl boars
>>82516781Boars are very dangerous actually, their size can be deceiving but they can easily kill a man
these fellow straight men posting on /r9gay/ posts would be relatable but they are just too blatantly gay. its starting to feel like they are flooding the general to discredit me personally
>>82516898yeah boars are nasty pieces of work, they'll impale themselves up a spear to gore you to death and it's why boar spears have a metal crossbar to prevent that. Oh and let any domestic pig loose and it will naturally revert to a boar. They breed explosively as well.
so, fisting
>>82516952No don't do that. You know that meme about gays shitting on diapers? It's all guys who did fisting/extreme penetration in their youth
mtf x ftm is wholesome chungus
>>82516967It's what god intended
>>82516967hot if neither pass at all
one day my crush will kidnap me...
my crush went to jail for 1 day because he drove with a suspended license
would you let your nigger bf tongue your anus
Travelling. Travel. I love travelling. I get to experience more of the world and become a world rounded person (and leave this racist Trump country). Travelling. Travelling. I travel every month.
>>82517072What other countries have you visited
>>82517111All of them. I love travelling. Travelling is the single best and most important thing a human being can do. If you don't travel you're a racist MAGA chud.
weak bait. probably a virgin
Travelling travelling I LOVE travelling so so much why look at the tree in my back yard when I can travel??
Travelling is the most fatal thing to bigotry and prejudice - Mark Twain
travelling to the asshole shop to buy an asshole (i don't have an asshole)
what's up with this dude saying he has no asshole is that for real like do you have a colostomy bag or something?
>>82517183he was only referring to bigotry and prejudice against catholics btw
I like to stay at home #MIGA
>>82517222Why? Travelling is the single most important thing a human can experience. I don't trust anyone who never travels.
>>82517229I like being comfy, and home is comfy. #thisisMIGAcountry
>>82517237Travelling makes you appreciate your home more and develops you as a person
>>82517198Don't let them bury this, we need answers.
i left my neighborhood one time to take mom to the doctors and it felt like i was walking the streets of socialist venezuela
>>82517260do you live in venezuela?
I'd travel if I had some money to do so. Not sure where I'd go though.
>>82511896most likely autism or something along that caliber.I could have a triple or quadruple digit body count with ease, hell I'd even be able to make a decent amount of money via escorting, but I want a bf, and normies don't like tards so i have no bf
>>82517291no. well i dont remember moving there at least
dumb cosmopolitan ass general
If you don't travel at least 3 times a year you're a racist MAGA chud
sizzling human meat
i ghosted all of my friends and now i have nothing
I have never had a real friend
>>82517427so true but the alternative option was clinging to them from my neet cave while they move on with their lives
i had a bestfriend in 4th grade for like a year but my stupid mom made us move to a different city. then i had a bestfriend for like a year in 7th grade but my stupid mom made us move to a different city
Moms ruin mens' lives
>>82517318Not every normie dislikes tards. You need to keep looking and you'll find him
>>82517440I was the most miserable when I had no friend. If I had to pinpoint only one thing that hoisted me out of the deep waters, was finding a good gay friend
People always audibly giggle or laugh when I walk past them in public
I spent 10 of my 12 hours awake today slapping paint on plastic, just for it to look like absolute dogshit. I feel like a retarded animal.
>>82517506I already did but I pissed it all away and a woman took him.
>>82517580forget about him, if he's with a woman it wasn't meant to be. Just keep looking and you will find someone else
need mommy bf cock
>>82517710this post reminded me of that one natalie mars video where he makes a guy call him mommy while he FRICKED him.
Added gay robot when we were joking around in a different thread, we were playing vydia for weeks and we were "jokingly flirting" all the time until I found out he lives in my city, now I get extremely nervous and anxious whenever we talk, specially when he tells a romantic or sexual joke, my brain screams "this could be real you know?" whenever he says any of these jokes and I freeze at that moment.I barely go online nowadays since I don't know what to do about this anxiety that eats me alive when we are talking, despite only knowing him for a month I think he's a cool friend, I don't wanna stop talking to him, how the fuck do I get over this? should I tell him to stop joking that way or something? should I tell him he makes me feel really nervous when he says these things? I don't wanna ruin his fun, I don't know what the fuck I am supposed to do, please help.
>>82517728let him fuck your bussy
me on the left purrhaps
>>82517728You have a crush on him and should try to meet irl if possible. Take medication for your anxiety, consult with a shrink.
my back is itching
>>82517728what do you mean by "this could be real"?is it a bad-nervous? worrying about your safety?
>>82518415*scratch scratch*better anon? :>
>>82515978chain necklaces are somewhat popular among zoomers, but very rarely will you see a guy wearing anything elset. AustralianI have lots of jewelry, mostly from Temu though
>>82515978i think jewelry is really cool! necklaces primarily, i own a little cross but thats it. it's not super common here in western europe i'd say, especially not earrings
>>82519075i-i'm cumming
>>82519146*slaps*bad anon :<
>>82516871>I had grindr for months>>82516840>You trying say only one person talked to you on Grindr? A couple of people talked to me but nobody who liked me
I have a new friend online, he's australian. Cool guy.>>82519084>temugrim
>>82515867not at all! kinda reminds me of the straight jacket inspired one i always wanted as a teen except the one i wanted had the strappies for your armies too! i can't find the one i wanted online now tho the brand is called lip service and they do still sell straight jacket jackets but the ones they have now don't look good
>>82515932>too autistic and awkward to pull off autistic and awkward attiremen pretty much look good in anything that fits as long as it's not too tight or too baggy you'll look fine and even too baggy can look good depending on the style
>>82515953obsession by calvin klein is the only one i wear
is going to a gay bar a good way to meet a potential bf? i had a dream last night that i went to one but im very anxious to actually go to one irl. does anyone have any experience they could share?
>>82519287maybe if you frequent it long enough
Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
Can't sleep, mind flooded in panic.>>82518636I'm not worried about my safety at all but it makes me extremely nervous, I can no longer joke in a flirty way knowing he lives in this city, it feels so weird, when someone is 2000 miles away I can flirt and joke around knowing it's just a game, when anons reply to each other saying silly things ITT we all know it's not something that can actually happen, we may not actually mean it either, anons don't know each other but they are trying to make each other feel better, it's a way different situation if you actually start to know the other person and when you know the that person lives relatively close to your house>this night is cold as fuck, it sucks>"you know it wouldn't be cold at all if we were cuddling"He doesn't know my address and he doesn't live that close but how am I supposed to handle such response? my head just goes in a trip every time>it's a joke>is it just a joke?>could he actually mean it?>is it something he could actually consider?I sit there sweating in panic trying to process how to respond, sometimes I freeze in silence, most of the time I can't say anything beyond "don't say dumb shit bro". The flirt jokes hit different when it's something that can actually happen, something that could be real, with one subway+bus ticket he could be here within an hour, the mere thought of something like this manifesting into an actual real relationship makes me so nervous I'm nauseous.>>82517858Never flirted with someone I know irl, never had a relationship, it's just a crush and he probably won't find me attractive but I don't know how to handle this shit, I know I'm overreacting but I can't control it.>consult with a shrink.I don't have access to any kind of mental healthcare.>>82517744I wish, I'm a virgin and I don't have the courage.
>>82516074I'm overweight and NEET so currently not all well...I buy cheaper clothes (cute shirts with designs, etc.) and often put whatever is more comfortable for walks. However I always try to at least coordinate colors and have a little style, but I probably fail at the style thing kekI used to dress well, kinda old fashioned, but nothing out of a magazine. As I got older, I started to dress more youthfully
>>82519420you must look hideous
Do you guys regularly wash your hands after eating? I'm genuinely curious given how some of you are willing to put your mouths in buttholes
Right now I just wear jeans and graphic t shirts every day but I'm slowly becoming increasingly uncomfortable with the fact that I basically dress like a walking advertisement
>>82519680Who washes their hands after eating? We use utensils, Deepak.
>>82519717I'm retarded sorry. I mean before eating
ADEEDO
Today in my dreams I was being followed by some murderer assassin type guy, I was being escorted to safety by some agent but the assassin kept coming back. I remember we fought on a train and then in some building that was the shape of a half circle, I think the agent or person that was protecting me killed the assassin in that place, because he realised if he didn't then he would never stop pursuing, but the agent got hurt in the fight and couldn't transport me anymore, so I had to go alone. I eventually found myself upon a stairwell, that led to a short platform, a sort of L shape in total. When I went in there I met a man or a woman In the dream they shifted between bot, it's hard to recall, who was wearing some sort of oval shaped helmet. When they took it off they had long beautiful hair, I remember it was light grey. We ended up having to fight, as it seems we both shared some special psychic power and I was the only one who could defeat him, and that's why I was being escorted and the assassin was after me. At the of the dream it was almost like a video game, picking up items and using monsters/minions to fight. I didn't dream long enough to see who won, or I don't remember.
>>82519719NTA but no, but I also wash my hands quite often (too much) so I don't think it is a big deal... But I always wash my hands after eating if I ate with my hands, even if it was just a fruit.
>tfw no bf who uses late 2000s to early 2010s slang
When is filefag going to transition or is that not productive enough for him?
>>82520008Why would I? And what does that have to do with productivity?
>>82520028Because you're a bottom whore insecure about your masculinity. And productivity can mean a lot of different things. What if transitioning would improve your life in more was than one? What if you would be happier and could find a bf easier doesn't that mean you'd be more productive overall?
I wanna wear clown makeup and try to make my future boyfriend laugh
how do the scandi twinks here cope knowing your viking ancestors are weeping from Valhalla as your bussy is ravaged by another man
I hear dutchie transitioned already and filefag is next
>>82516141He's so beautiful he really makes me wish that aging wasn't a thing. His role in sex, lies and videotape was genuinely so sexy.
>>82520044>bottom whore insecure about your masculinityBottom is true, rest is not. Where did you even get those ideas?>>82520061I will not be transitioning? I do not even want to be a girl?
People with green eyes scare me. >>82520061I ain't talked to him in a year. Wonder how he's doing. >>82520057This is true.
accidentally shooting fbf to death when he shows up in clown face
>>82520082I will die with a smile on my face :)
>>82520071Why do they scare you Brad?
>>82504131Reminder cuckbot admitted to being porn addicted and his porn of choice is bbc cuck porn like links he posts saying it's meow (he faps to ai blacked porn of him) >>82503174Reminder he had a mental breakdown and posted scat and bbc scat the other day when someone tried to police hi language https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82459853/#82460528https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82459853/#82460466
>>82520098They're probably seeing me in the dark I guess. I don't really have anything against them as of late I was just joking. How have you been Mr. Fag, first name File? I'm hungry and it's 4AM here.
>>82519680I wash them basically all the time I touch something dirty>buttholesI also wash that often and I want my bf to do so as well
>>82519987Fun dream, I had sleep paralysis instead. I never fought in my dreams
>tfw no bf who beats his mom up
I usually almost always wake up crying or pissed off after I remember a dream in the morning. Usually the latter.
>>82520145My mom has BPD
>>82520148you never make a pleasant dream?
>>82520155No, nigga. It's usually always abuse or loss from my past manifesting in weird ways. That's if I remember it.
>>82520145I only beat her up emotionally by being unmarried at this age
>>82520161sad :(r u ok?
>>82520173Yea I'm okay. I'm eating bread and some cookies right now.
>>82520115I am not sure if I have better night sight than others, I don't interact enough with people to figure it out. I would need to more research but for that I would need subjects and data and scientific understanding... Otherwise I am fine, of course worries all around as always, but I try to not let it bother me *too* much. And I think you should go to sleep Brad being up at 4 am is no good.
Making baitposts on r9gay is not productivity
>>82520148Trauma comes out in dreams. If youve got unresolved shit inside, itll show up in nightmares. A shrink can help with that. But dont feel alone, Im here too.
>>82520187what cookies? I love chocolate chips with brown sugar
>>82520189>being up at 4 am is no goodPerhaps you are right. I guess I'm scared to have another nightmare >>82520204the shitty ones they give to kids in their lunchboxes. they're okay>>82520196What the fuck are you gonna do, fuck my bum?
>niggayou're a blacknon? Wanna see a hot black guy to have wet dreams over?
Sometimes I imagine having a bf with nightmares or night terrors and comforting him, having him fall asleep in my arms and feeling safe.
>>82520226Why would you think Id fuck your ass? Im a girl, dumbass. Not happening either way.
>>82520258I also want that, I wanna hug my boyfriend so he knows that whatever he's going through, he's not alone
What would you do if your bf had ugly feet? How do you make sure he has cute feet before becoming bfs?
Worst posters list newest rankings:1. Cuckbot2. Hue3. You guys are so creepy spammer4. Murder eat kill spammer5. Story6. Ai cuck porn freak7. Sex with son/incest posters8. Tranny spammer9. Alcoholics and junkies
>>82520274>feetliterally couldn't care less. Might be the only gay guy without foot fetish
>>82520226Are you seeing any professional for these issues Brad? Like a psychiatrist or therapist. I know the board says therapy is a meme but even just expressing your thoughts to someone irl can help, and if you do not need to take pills to fix yourself.
>>82520267I feel kinda bad about these feelings because it comes back to a savior complex, which is rooted in selfishness. I want it, but I shouldn't, because that means someone has to be hurt for me to experience it and I would rather that not be the case.
>>82520277I like the murder kill eat spammer, he doesn't spam too much too often and his way of posting is cute.
>>82520110It seems there is one mentally ill freak posting scat bbc in every general.
What would you do if one day your fbf started meowing at you? What if overtime he became more and more cat-like?
>>82520331No it's not and he 70-80% of at least 2 threads were his posts at one point while thread was 160 posts in. Death. It's not cute to repeat "I must kill him I must eat him there is no other way" non stop. It's psychotic and boring and annoying. Every spammer needs to die
>>82520436Depends how cute his feet are
>>82520436put him down for not being a coyote
>>82520436Pump my fist and yell "EPIC WIN!".
I give up. Not because I can't do this (it's real easy despite minor bugs) and I was NEVER this determined to beat a game (ok probably there are some other examples but the cutscenes, the easy platforming and shooting action, it's just a cool game) but this is the 3rd time I wasted 15 minutes on a level I had to replay due to game freezing up on me and not loading the sequence properly so I'm stuck. Im not going to do this and this was one of my most fun games this year but fuck it. I'm really mad rn. Grrrrrr feel my wrath
i survived another day but why
>>82519680why would you wash your hands unless you're going like outside and catching germs or something
>>82519420>(cute shirts with designs, etc.) im thinking of so many things
i unironically fw bugchasers i'll add it to the list of things to pursue before suicide
>>82520551please share anon, I'm that anon
I want a bf to watch 80s-90s anime with especially the space opera stuff.
>your bf tells you one of the big reasons he likes you is that you were a virgin when you metHow would you react?
>>82520680should I like..get mad? I like that my boyfriend thinks he can have power over me in bed and see me like an innocent lambIf that's one of those "I hate whores" thing then I'd probably be a little pissed
>>82520609im not sure i can explain in a satisfying way without exposing the levels of my retardation; ive put you in hundreds of awful meme, childrens media crossover, and yeah
>>82520731oh but I don't wear children media shirts, at least not outside my house. Just generic, stylish-y designs
>>82520781i kind of knew. thats why i was thinking of so many things tho
I have so many hot guys to share but I'm scared you guys might get madI just want to gush over them with you frens..it's not like I don't know most guys aren't like that
>>82520822that's cute, I wanna know what and why if you want to tell me>sound retardedeven cuter!
Tyler R. is cute and I'm tired of pretending he isn't. Luigi is way hotter ofc, but tyler is still a cute twink
whatever happened to 3dpd
>>82520828share them, we wanna see :)
>>82520828As long as it's not hypersexualised softcore porn tier share all you want. The thread is dead enough anyway.
>>82520680Good, we share values.
>>82520680feel bad for him.
>>82520938>>82520947starting with this steamy hot afro stud for the black anons here
>>82520938>>82520947>>82521141he's not your standard gym douche at all, quite the opposite, and I'm pretty sure he ain't straight
>>82520680Fetishizing virginity is an incel thing
oh nooo not an incel bf nooo anything but that im only a volcel nooo
>>82521378this but unironically. 2 incels can't make it together unfortunately, it never works
>>82521411wellthat is almost what incel means
>>82521141>>82521149do you like beeg guys anon?I'm into steroid bodybuilder type bodies too, though honestly size is great in plenty of forms.
>niggersdo gaybots really
do you want the truth
>>82521465I absolutely do, sadly. I don't love them big like they're popping like balloons, but I love big buff guys, expecially with huge titties. I want my bf to be bigger than me, I could hardly chase someone who's smaller or skinnier than me, I mean, I could still fall in love with them of course, but love is another thing, we're talking about sexual attraction>size is great in plenty of forms.agreed! I don't wanna be an hypocrite tho: muscles are the absolute best for so many reasons for me, but a chunky guy with big forms is still very sexy to mebig Muscles + body fat (titties and butt fat expecially) is perfection, I don't like lean muscular types
no I not particularly
>>82521499there are black gaybots, let's try to be welcoming. Black guys can be insanely hot, this guy is, and he's nerdy too. Basically the perfect bf
to clarify: this >>82521532 isn't "chunky" for me, this is literal perfection, can't think of a better body type to fuck and worship and cuddle
>>82521499>racism yikes. no bf 4 u
every gaybot would bend over for lowtiergod in minutes
you're looking very breedable today anon
>>82521584post pic of a lowtiergod
>>82521611someone post the shower webm
>>82521604who? me??? ashuka (for mute)
>>82521584LTG is literally a deadbeat dad beta pretending to be an alpha. he's an insecure clown.
>>82521465can I see some of your beeg guys anon?
>>82521704he is pretty funnythough
>>82521704>pretending to be something he's not, insecure clownextremely relatable
Not knowing who any of these people are is something a blessing and sometimes a curse of being so old.
>>82521782theyve been making ltg threads on /v/ since 2014 or 2015
>>82521802Well I don't follow streamers or even go on /v/ hardly.
>>82521811>Well I don't follow streamers or even go on /v/ hardly.why not
>>82521826because I just don't? I never watch streamers at all and with my legs and back problems I hardly even play vidya and when I do not much interests me anymore. Last video game I bought was KCDII back in febuary.
>>82521826you should ask yourself why do you watch streamers in the first place. I hope at least you follow some good lefty streamers at least
>>82521857>I hope at least you follow some good lefty streamers at least
i never had the attention span to sit and watch streamers for hours and hours. i will watch highlights of the few streamers an ancient unc like me likes like vinny, jerma, joel, and aris.
>>82521837I am an old zoomie and same. I find following streamers pointless, I don't judge who does but for me it is a waste of time, I'd rather watch an edit of the live.
>live with bf>bf works from home>every morning now he loudly jerks off while on the clock and he thinks i'm asleep>hear loud fwips before he gets a call and i hear him pull up his pants to take it>he'll say he'll try and get ahold of someone for a caller and I instead just hear him loudly jerking off for 20 seconds before adjusting again and telling the caller "ahh he's not in sorry">have to pretend to just stay asleep because he jerks off so fucking loud I can't sleepwhat the fuck is he autistic. it's one thing to jerk off, but at least do it quietly. holy fuck
>grillanon>watches streamerspottery
>>82521952sounds like an addiction if he has to fap asap and can't just do it at night.
>>82521966yeah it might sound like some fantasy rp thing, but we don't have sex much nowadays and it does get to me. i don't really know how to approach it though as i don't want to embarrass him.
>>82521882don't tell me you follow some chud streamer with questionable opinions on gay issues
>>82521999I don't watch any fucking streamers, let alone some faggot political one.
>>82521952you aren't doing enough to sexually satisfy him and furthermore you should hang yourself as recompense for posting this in r9gay
>>82521987>gay bed deathi thought it only happened to straights and dykes.
>>82522005If it makes you feel any better he doesn't really have a bf and made it all up
>>82522014don't care, the death penalty still stands
>>82522013happens to everyone
>>82522024what's the point of a relationship then if eventually your significant other doesn't want to fuck you anymore. why even bother.
>>82522040>what's the point of a relationshipMore than just the sex
>>82522050i thought sex was an important part of a healthy relationship. how can you feel comfortable or confident in a relationship if you partner doesn't find you hot? wouldn't you be worried they would eventually cheat?
>>82521857i need someone to talk in my ears so i can fall asleep and/or ignore the sounds of nothing>lefty streamersbasically never watch political content besides the videos my dad sends to me
>>82522065It is. In the beginning. Eventually it fades, but the love remains. And the companionship, friendship, intimacy and all there was between the couple besides the carnal desire
There's something seriously off about these threads.
>>82522091>Eventually it fades, but the love remains.sounds like a cope to me.
>>82522065>if you partner doesn't find you hot?It's really not about that. You could marry the hottest person on earth and that won't save you from your neurological architecture. Concupiscence is a part of our primitive brain. It's a phenomenal easily replicable in the lab.Take a male rat and put him next to a female in heat. They will fuck like crazy, for a while. But eventually the male rat will loose interest. But if you put another female rat, he will repeat the same cycle indefinitely, until exhaustion. Your brain behaves like this for everything, not just for sex. You get tired of old, known stimuli. Always on the lookout for something new, that next dose of dopamine. It's like listening a song over and over, or watching a movie repeatedly. As much as you enjoy it there will come a point of saturation.
>>82522144i don't think humans are rats thoever.
>>82522106May be. But it's a cope that every long term couple must engage with, straight or gay.
>>82522099w-what do you feel anon
>>82522158I think you missed the point where this is a neurological trait that exists in every animal. The rats are just a replicable demonstration so you can observe that behavior in real time. I underestimated your autism and your capacity to focus on a minute detail, missing the bigger picture
none of this concerns me since i can't have sex since i don't have an asshole
>>82522160i'm a permavirgin but i see plenty of people i'd find hot still in a longterm relationship. unless they got obese or something. you guys act like it's inevitable that someone would just stop wanting to fuck someone they were initially attracted to..... just because!!! it's more likely the person just ages badly or gains a lot of weight.
>>82521954who is grillanon
>>82522158We share 90% of our DNA and unfortunately for you, concupiscence is embedded somewhere in there
>>82522207to me this all just sounds like normalfags and sex havers take their good fortunes for granted.
>>82522186You are again missing the point, no surprise. It's not about not finding the other person attractive anymore. That's not what this is about. It's about the saturation of receptors in your brain. You could be with the most attractive person in the world (4u) and although you could live through passionate months and years of intense love making, eventually as the years pass by, you would experience concupiscence too. You actually experience concupiscence right now. It's an underlying pattern that shapes our minds and behaviors. It's the reason why you look out for the next game to play, when the old game just won't do it anymore. It's the reason why you get bored of the old, and chase something new.
>>82522259>It's the reason why you look out for the next game to play, when the old game just won't do it anymore. It's the reason why you get bored of the old, and chase something new.so autists are immune to this since they can play the same games or watch the same shows on repeat forever.
i have done the same thing every day for the last 20 years
this talk is honestly depressing. having a relationship sounds like more bother than it's worth if the other person would eventually find me not good enough to fuck. awful to think about.
>>82522285i think you still do that it just happens every 15 days instead of every 3 days
>>82522253Poor thing. I sounds alien to you because you're starving. Of course you would find bizarre that a person can grow tired of something you never had. After years of telling yourself a boyfriend is the missing puzzle piece in your life and you would be completely satisfied and happy forever if you found one, this may sound like a gut punch. Even if you found your dream boyfriend, you two would eventually experience concupiscence, and that's normal. You're still human after all. But anon, this is just pertaining to sex. There's more than just sex in a relationship. It's a cope like you said, but sometimes coping mechanisms are important
>>82522306sounds like doomer nonsense. why bother doing anything at all romance or dating wise if the endgame is living with what is essentially a roommate.
>>82522285It's so odd that you're putting so much weight on sex in a relationship, like a bf was only good for that. I thought you valued love more than sex? Really odd listening that here
>>82522315You might as well ask why bother doing anything at all if the endgame is dying
>>82522324if i put effort and time into a romantic relationship i expect to get regular sex out of it. else literally what is the point.
>>82522275>foreverNot forever. Even the most stern autist can show you signs of concupiscence when they play the same game for the millionth time, and admit that it doesn't feel quite as exhilarating as the 500th time. Slowly, each additional playthrough becomes a little bit less rewarding. They always try new games eventually.Our minds are built like this.
>>82522099>tfw no off bf to jack it with
>>82522315This is the quintessential autist dilemma:If it's not forever, if it's not perfect, why bother? "If I can't have it perfect, I won't have it at all" It's best to have a finite relationship than none at all
>tfw no clown bf with a comically large dong
>>82522341You will get regular sex out of it, for a while. There will come a moment in the long run (we are talking about literally years and years here) when you won't want it. It's not like the other person will withdraw sex from you. It's just that you will not want it, not in the same way you used to want it. You will get bored of it. That's why relationships built on sex don't last. Passion and lust are short lived. But love is forever.
>>82522341>No sex, no point You know part of me is proud of you not talking like a puritanical edgelord for once, but maybe tone it down a little bit? You're sounding like a whore. If you can't see the point in a relationship with someone beyond the sex, you don't see a long term future for said relationship
>>82522407>There will come a moment in the long run (we are talking about literally years and years here) when you won't want it. i doubt it.
>>82522423Like a starving person doesn't believe someone can get bored of eating the same meal. You doubt this because you have no experience with it, but you can observe concupiscence in other aspects of your life. One day, when you get some experience, you'll see. Maybe then you will understand why death bed is an universal experience
i don't have to worry about getting bored of having sex since i will never have sex
>>82522443Why not, anon? Sex is so fun
>>82522452Casual sex is revolting though.
>>82522423Sounds more like cope from someone who believed a boyfriend would solve all their problems and bring everlasting joy. The problem is that our minds were not built for everlasting joy, we were built to pursue happiness forever, but never really obtain itIt's in our deepest nature to be chronically unsatisfied and always hungry for more. Philosophy may help you make peace with that.
>>82522463Sex with feelings is better for sure but casual sex is fun too and can be a gateway to get a relationship.
please make big titties edition nex
>>82522480No, it's just revolting. You've just destroyed your ability to pair bond and want everyone else to suffer. I'm not saying you need to stay a virgin, I'm saying sex with a stranger stains your soul.
please make clown bf edition next
>>82522486It's not revolting at all, that's quite the prudish, sexually retentive mindset you've got there. >destroyed your ability to pair bondwhat? Lmao. I pair bond so well. I'd say that too many years of loneliness is very detrimental to your pair bonding skills, it makes one very bitter. It's probably why long term incels have ever fewer chances of finding love
>>82522452if sex is so fun why did god give me no asshole
>>82522506You're a revolting human. Also, you assume that I'm a bitter lonely fagcel. I'm actually in a happy relationship, and have lived with him for almost 5 years now. How many different cocks have you taken in your hole since 2021?
>>82522509Until you post your butt with no asshole we will all assume you are as delusional as the "straight" chad only 7 inchee
i dont care about sex but i wont fall in love with anyone because i hate socializing and gays
>>82521734Sure thing, most of my fap material is 2d but I have some 3d too.side note: I'm really into body hair too so if a guy is both really big and really hairy then I turn into a bitch in heat.
>>82522527I'm a top actually. I wish you would post more about your happy relationship and less about slandering casual sex, it makes you sound very bitterYears of loneliness is the actual thing that stains souls and makes them unlovable. Having sex with a stranger is just carnality, bonus points for turning the stranger into a bf.
>>82522527>actually in a happy relationshipFunny how that only comes out when you're trying to defend yourself from accusations of being a bitter celibate, but you will be right back to posting like one and never mentioning your "bf" ever again. E bfs don't count, by the way
>>82522441>>82522471if someone didn't want to have sex with me anymore i would see it as them not loving me anymore. simple as.
>>82522594A very immature take from someone who has never spent years in a relationship. If you ever find that special person and stay together for years, you will live long to become that person yourself:>someone who doesn't want to have sex anymore Death bed is really an universal experience
>>82522563>Years of loneliness is the actual thing that stains souls and makes them unlovable.True, it also fucks you up functioning-wiseI used to brush my teeth twice a day and shower everyday and now I only brush once a day and shower 1 or 2 times a week depending on how filthy and stinky I am.
>>82522594Do you think you will have sex all the way to the nursing home?
>>82522594what if they have some sort of illness that kills their libido?they'd still love you, they'd just be too sick to maintain an erection or really enjoy sexual activities.
It's kinda ironic seeing people who have never had sex saying they wouldn't tolerate it
>>82522618relationships honestly sound like shit. i'd rather just have a roommate i can fuck and never make things official if relationships all eventually turn into friendships where you don't actually love each other because sex and submitting your body to someone entirely is the ultimate form of love. >>82522626i plan to age as gracefully as i can and not become fat if that's what you mean.
>>82522671Relationships are amazing and they are more than just sex. Even so, there's years of sex to enjoy before that point. You know what sounds like shit? Being a lonely celibate who doesn't know what a kiss feels like
>>82522671It's not what I mean, dumbass. I mean that you can't possibly envision a future as a senile old man who still has sex. That doesn't happen. Sexlessness is on the horizon. The time of your life you should be having sex is right now, and you're wasting it, but you still feel like talking shit about lack of sex in a relationship, when your whole life is just lack of sex. It's very incoherent
>>82522681>You know what sounds like shit? Being a lonely celibate who doesn't know what a kiss feels likebetter than investing years into a relationship with someone who will eventually just see you as a close friend or roommate.>getting into a relationship with the realization that eventually everything will just boil down to relying on each other for money and chores dreadful.
>>82522671>i'd rather just have a roommate i can fuckWhy don't you have that then? What's stopping you? >He can't imagine loving someone without constant sex Whore
>>82522696>The time of your life you should be having sex is right now, and you're wasting iti already wasted my youth and best years by being a fuckup failure. the rest of my life and future will be just as pointless as the parts before.
>>82522671>don't actually love each otherLove is so much more than sex >sex and submitting your body to someone entirely is the ultimate form of loveQuite the contrary. Sex isn't love, that's why it's so easy. It's amazing how you can have every wrong opinion about sex and relationships. It's amazing how someone who has never experienced sex can put so much fucking weight on it The mind of the incel is truly a storm of cognitive dissonance
>>82522712Your youth is not over yet. You didn't "waste it already". You are wasting it right now, actively as we speak. Your defeatism is so boring
>>82522707>better than investing years into a relationship with someone who will eventually just see you as a close friend or roommateNo, lmao. That still sounds a thousand times better than being a celibate who has nobody, who has never experienced affection or intimacy. Being an incel is dreadful. You're complaining about the idea of living in a humble shack while you're living in the gutter
>>82522718>all media glorifies sex constantly 24/7>all people glorify sex constantly 24/7>universally seen as a loser and failure by every measure if you can't acquire sex no matter how successful you are in other ways >literally seen as lesser than and evil by default if you don't have sex >ugh stupid incels so obsessed with sexokay.
>too much of an incel to be a whore>too whorish to settle downbruuuuhh
>>82522724>Your youth is not over yet. You didn't "waste it already".if you missed out on worry free hormonal teen/young adult sex then yes you wasted it. 25 is arguably the cutoff for youth.
hey can we tone down the sex talk and be considerate, some of us have no asshole you know
>>82522745if i was hot in my youth i would have let any guy i was attracted to fuck me. instead i was and am ugly so whatever. i'll die mad a virgin because i couldn't be the crossdressing whore twink i wish i could have been.
>>82513999(Hue) Resort to anonymous forums in search for attention just like he does. (Hue) sure you're not just projecting?
>>82522861Sounds like It's prime time for you to grow up and become a man and stop being a little faggot? Just an idea.
Personally I could never stop being a little faggot.
>>82522883i could never be a faggot twink to begin with. i larp as a masculine man because i look like one but it's a sham.
I'm actually anxious about going to the gym alone now...and I don't want to spend 5e for one session. But I won't have many opportunities to use the heavy bag otherwise...
>>82515263Nice bait. Its definitely telling people what to do because you think you know what they need better than them and preying on the confused. Instead of trying t help them out our bot already decided what they are before they said a word. They are gay and in denial and he will try to fit that square peg into any type of hole no matter the shape. It's definitely grooming even if it's also trolling and just engagement bait.
i was never a feminine twink so i don't have the right to be gay. so sad for me.
we need to go more feminine than twink
what options are there for sex tourism if you're gay? I'm pretty sure thailand is for straight men and africa's for straight women, so I'm wondering what the option for gay ppl are.
>>82523160>I'm pretty sure thailand is for straight men ladyboys are straight now?
>>82523166I'm pretty sure most of us collectively agree that if the only men you're into is feminine guys with no masculine traits, you are a bishart subhuman
>>82523181>if you wear makeup and put on a dress it's not gayadvanced mental retardation.
>>82522207>Protossum :D
>>82523181anon that's arab mentality. don't fall into that as arabs are retards
liking trannies is gay.liking ladyboys is gay.liking femboys is gay.liking twinks is gay.you are gay.
as a straight man i would go to indognesia instead
>>82523216what if post-op tranny
>>82523234>what if man with horrific medieval torture tier woundhow many times we gotta go over this nigga.
also not even many trannies get the axe wound. vast majority see it as unnecessary and fucking barbaric.
how many other factoids you got
>tfw will never be a cute twink>tfw will never have a big dickit was over before it even began honestly.
>>82523376post dicklette
>>82523531couldn't even torture me to honestly. not even small enough to be fetish tier just thin really. thin and long is arguably the worst possible penis to have. every other configuration is pleasurable or tolerated but a long thin penis is good for absolutely nothing.
