I ate four eggs today because I don't have anything else to eat, I hope I don't turn into a fox.
>>82510268you need to eat 10 eggs a day to see any real benefits
>>82510268eggs are very good for you anon you will turn into a healthy person not a fox. or a healthy fox.
>>82510328I don't think my tummy could handle that many eggs.>>82510342Thanks Hutao-chan, you always have the best nutritional advice you should cook for me sometime. Something with shrimp and maybe you could take a bite and get over your shrimpphobia.
>>82510268*fertilizes your eggs*
Me too but yesterday, I did a bagel egg cheese tomato breakfast sandwich then an egg salad for lunch. How did you eat your eggs
>>82510382>you always have the best nutritional advice you should cook for me sometimehm hm of course i do. i am studying that! well kind of. i'd love to cook for you anon! i should open a restaurant that only lets nice anons in. it would be very profitable i think>your shrimpphobiai am NOT scared of shrimps. they should be scared of ME. i disembowled so many shrimps. i just dont like them okay. they have too many legs. and are gross
>>82510386They're cooked and presently being digested in my stomach, I think it's a bit late for that, Mr Cock.>>82510404Woah woah onii-san you're such an adult gourmet chef... I'm bad at grocery shopping so my fridge and pantry are always empty. I just cooked them sunny side up, sprinkled some herbs onto them, folded the whites over the yolk, and slapped them onto toasts. I don't even have cheese or butter or anything. Gosh.>>82510409I'll visit your restaurant and order the shrimps every single time and ask if you've finally tried them! As for desserts I like strawberry shortcake and tiramisu a lot. Just try the shrimpies, they're tasty. Probably no more shrimps in like 5 to 10 years so you'll be part of the exclusive former shrimp eaters club... And there's lots of nice nonnies but maybe not enough to make it profitable though.
>>82510268Just go to the homeless shelter during meal time. You can meet some really cool guys there who will get you a great meal for free. They also probably got free bread if you cant wait, might have some type of topping too.
>>82510486>and order the shrimps every single timei will literally cry. you are evil. fine! maybe i will try the shrimps for you anon>strawberry shortcake and tiramisu a lotthose are very good choices. i love strawberry! and i can make some delicious tiramisu.>you'll be part of the exclusive former shrimp eaters club..uh huh... it's like the equivalent of cool kids club but for gourmet eaters.>maybe not enough to make it profitable thoughyeah that's true... guess ill have to open to other anons too
Im gonna get one of those bagel BELTS from mcdonalds. Theyre fucking disgusting but im not cooking for myself, thats a womans job. Gods either gonna put on the bra and cook me dinner or im gonna die dude, i dont give a fuck anymore.
>>82510488I would feel bad for taking food from the homeless, anon! I will do that if I find myself on the brink of actual starvation or homelessness for sure.>>82510577I'm just trying to help you get over your aversion for shrimps! Throw them into a pan with some butter, garlic, herbs, and they're delicious. Works with curry sauce too.>i can make some delicious tiramisu.aaaah I hope you put that on your dating profiles...>guess ill have to open to other anons tooThen you'd have to hire security staff... It would get expensive! Just ONE bad anon can ruin EVERYTHING>>82510592C'mon nonny, men can cook. I can understand not feeling like cooking for yourself though. Food is meant to be shared.
>>82510486>woah you're such a chef(proceeds to describe another yummy way to cook eggs as well)Yours sounds good too, I like simple so the egg can shine
>>82510644Ill cook a batch of cum in my balls and share it with your hungry mouth bitchmade faggot. I got the heat turned on, im brewing some. You can suck it out through my straw shaped penis you little bitch. Ill feed some into your sphincter too and you can metabolize it through your colon.
>>82510644>I'm just trying to help you get over your aversion for shrimpsohh right thank you anon. very much appreciated!>Works with curry sauce toohmm that is good advice. next time i get my hands on some (hopefully not soon) ill try to make something tasty with them i promise.>I hope you put that on your dating profilesi hate dating apps so no i don't. i guess maybe i should mention it more in general though>you'd have to hire security staff...hmm i guess so... i can be the security staff too tough. we got knives in the kitchen after all. but i trust the anons will be very nice!
>>82510663Can I rebrand my failure at adulting as minimalism and zen... ugh... I'm not a failure, I'm simplicitymaxxing!>>82510677An interesting offer, however you would have to produce inhuman amounts of semen for your loads to have significant nutritional value so I'm not sure it's worth the effort to extract them...>>82510728Good, good. Make sure to try both heavy armor and light armor shrimps, the texture is a bit different. Just a bit. Yeah dating apps suck, you're right. Just tell people about it!>i can be the security staff too tough. we got knives in the kitchen after all. but i trust the anons will be very nice!Ah maybe if you poke anons with sharp knives they will calm down!Alright time for a trip to Lidl or Aldi to find something to eat!
>>82510804>try both heavy armor and light armor shrimpsheavy armor shrimps are too scary for a beginner like me... and expensive im gonna have to stick to the lightly armored ones for now.>Yeah dating apps suck, you're rightthey are the devil. they are one of the main reasons why everyone is so lonely and unhappy. have you ever tried them?>if you poke anons with sharp knivei'd hope that it wouldn't get to that and besides im pretty sure some anons would probably enjoy that anyways. so maybe not...>to find something to eat!let us know if you find anything nice! or cook anything nice
>>82510911>some anons would probably enjoy thatAhem... n-no... d-definitely not...
I eat eggs when I wake up and when I go to bed. This is because of cholesterol.
>>82510382The egg counsel creeps got to him. Don't believe a word he says. You'll fuck up your cholesterol.
