>>82510866
don't have a gf OP but would sure like to have hotty

>>82510866
>be me
>on a 6 hour train interstate
>my eyessight is fucked
>train stops in a small town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>i think it is my stop (it isn't)
>i am now a legally blind guy stuck in bumfuck nowhere
>shit
>I ask stranger for help
>she is lovely
>she and I start talking. She is 19, a student, and has a really cute laugh.
>end up getting coffee
>she shows me around seeing as I am stuck for the time being
>we have a lot of fun
>she lets me sleep in an old caravan at her folks' place that night. The train will come back through tomorrow afternoon
>she brings me food and hot water bottles (no heater in the caravan)
>we end up hanging out and she watches (while I listen) to the Babadook and Oculus on her laptop
>hang out all the following day untill the train comes
>as we wait at the platform she kisses me
>I get aboard
>once home I text her
>I then spend the next year taking the 6 hour train trip every fortnight to her shitty town just to see her
>8 years later, we live on 2.57 hectares, have a son, and are married

AMA

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>>82510970
She also made me this calendar (i have posted it before)

>>82510970
She wasnt really cute was she? Rate her butthole compared to the day you met her, has it blown out from all the anal stuff? Does she have hemmerhoid scars? Does her sphincter smell like poo sometimes when shes spread open.

>>82510979
I have a foreskin so I don't do anal.
And I don't know what her butthole looks like.

>>82510992
She seems to be a slut, youre so lucky. I dont believe you havent been jackhammering her asshole you dirty dick. Post some more porn of her to the men. We havent seen a live one in weeks.

>>82510970
Thats really sweet but something ive always wondered is how the hell do blind people text?

>>82511047
>we haven't seen a live one in weeks
Lmao. If it wasn't 12am i'd get her to do a vocaroo.
>slut
According to her I was her first.
But I am obligated to scold you for cslling my wife a slut.

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>>82511059
I am happy to answer all blindoid questions.
I am legally blind, which neans I have very minimal sight but I am functionally blind. I have a shitload of accesibility apps so I can use my phone. Including TTS and magnifiers. I'll send a screenshot of my screen atm. Note that it is held up to about 3cm from my good eye.

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>>82510866
I had one until July because she cheated on me because I had to move away for a month because I was learning to fly air planes.

>>82511087
Oh well that makes enough sense thank you fren :>
Also two more questions, Im guessing the calendar she made is of pictures of her?
And how do you know where to aim when you piss?

>>82510866
I dropped mine recently because she was an insufferable pile of a terrible person and i hope i can find one with a better personality.
But thats probably impossible so ill just stick to manipulating shallow and evil whores on discord for lewds

>>82511128
>pissing
I have to sit. (I know) what is worse is that I didn't have to before I lost my eyesight.
>calendar
I lack the eyesight to confirm it is her. But she has the outfits and the camera and the tripod and says it is her. So I assume it is.

>>82511148
How was the sex tho?

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>>82510866
I have an aspie neetwife that I met at a my little pony convention and I love her a lot. Recently she's been painting some 3d-printed bulbasaurs to use as halloween decorations. She spends a lot of time making outfits for her dolls. She is significantly taller than me which makes it extra fun to dom her.

>>82511203
Wtf is aspie?
She sounds feverishly autistic.
A critical role type.

>>82511235
>Wtf is aspie?
On the spectrum
>She sounds feverishly autistic.
She is. It's great.

>>82511263
She sounds like she might be a fatty. Confirm?

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>>82511120
>been about a week after I get back from where I was at for a month
>notice she's friends with someone called sam on steam now
>she has no friends aside from her tranny brother, 'his' bf and their one other friend
>ask her about it claims it's a friend from work and not to worry about it
>first "long term relationship" (7 months) so I don't press further to not seem over bearing
>hang out with her the following day
>she's really insistent on getting korean bbq for some reason
>40 dollars per person
>after we get food we hang out in her room & she gets a tinder notification
>ask her about it and she just says she needs to delete it
>the day after that
>"I'm not interest in you sexually or romantically anymore because you weren't there for me etc"
>didn't care too much since I expected it at that point just wanted her to pay for her side of the korean bbq meal
>blocks me on everything and gets me banned from hinge so I'm exiled from the dating market now
I probably deserve it for not breaking up with her sooner

>>82511203
how often do u rape your useless neetwife? does she do anal? does she swallow cum and piss? does she cum quick? does she shave?

>>82511284
Yep, definitely chubby with big tits and ass

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>>82511285
> so I don't press further to not seem over bearing
You failed the shit test.
Territorialness is a widely documented trait of male pairbonding. When a man is not territorial it signals that he is not invested. Thus not a reliable mate.

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>>82511288
>how often do u rape your useless neetwife?
Depends on how you define rape but we have sex about twice a week on average and about half the time she actively consents and the other half I flirt and tease her until I can tell she wants it and just do it without asking.
>does she do anal?
Not recently but she used to. I don't enjoy anal as much as vaginal
>does she swallow cum and piss?
Nope.
>does she cum quick?
Fairly quick and she always has multiple orgasms.
>does she shave?
Unfortunately yes but I encourage her to do it less often. She has sensory issues with being too hairy.

>>82511387
>Nope
waste of time

>>82511387
Your pic isn't chubby. Thats horrifically obese.
Are you plapjak?

>>82511398
I prefer my cum to go into her cunt. The only part of her I'd pee into is her butt, but that's the only aspect of anal I find appealing so I don't have any motivation to make it happen.

>>82511415
Plapjak doesn't look like he's enjoying himself, so no.

>>82511421
Condom user or based impregnator?

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The woman I fell in love with was a voluptuous brunette with a lovely bush

The woman she is now is a thin blonde (thanks ozempic) with skin hanging off her, shaved, and a cuntish attitude

never get married, women have a self destructive streak you can't control, eventually they will go full retard

>>82511438
No condoms of course

>>82511486
>The woman she is now is a thin blonde (thanks ozempic) with skin hanging off her, shaved, and a cuntish attitude
Sorry for your loss bro

>>82511198
I knew her online so i didnt bang her (thankfully) but i could make her horny with a couple words and from there on the flirting was exceptional, always trust an arthoe with flirting, incredible body as well

>>82510866
>Jap wife
>4+ years together
>moved quickly in together after dating (covid era)
>proposed, marriedx2 (both in her and my country)
>first son right now, being a dad is something you cannot understand through words, only experience for yourself
Time flies

Side notes
>she has perfect bilingual capacity (almost trilingual)
>I'm bilingual as well, crunching japanese as a third language

It's almost definitely a situation I dreamt a lot about, even sometimes that my virgin self would have thought impossible, since I lurked r9k before the axing, after, and just ghostly pass here.

I'll provide any advice to the best of my ability, stories, anything except something that'll get me doxxed.

>>82511486
mine lazer'd her bush and is considering ozembig lmao

>>82511677
do you more or less look like the typical Azn Wife Starter Pack lanky reddit type male with a beard and glasses?

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>>82511503
thanks brotha
>>82511678
don't let her near ozempic it's utter poison and caused huge personality changes in mine, it's the death knell for many a marriage now

>>82511677
What do you do for a living?

>>82511687
>personality changes
Is that due to the drug itself or due to a change in her perception of self? That happens a lot with women that have always been fatties

>>82510970
What shitty Hallmark movie is this from

>>82510979
Nigger he blind how would he tell

love my wife of 5 years, dating for 10
life is perfect
unfortunately i love to cook so we both got fat which is annoying because now i have high blood pressure and we're both 220lbs
i was 150 before covid but work from home kind of killed our motivation to work out and eat right
we're both uncertain of ozempic side effects but it would probably fix our problems if it wasn't so expensive

>>82510866
I made it.
I have had multiple girlfriends
I have had multiple one night stands and hookups
I am now in a long-term relationship, and we are thinking about marriage
However....
I have since developed an insane addiction to femboys, ladyboys, and trannies. I want a tranny girlfriend so bad but it will ruin my life and relationships
I fucking love transwomen so much its breaking my dick and brain. Every time I have sex, I imagine my girlfriend with a penis

>>82510976
Based. I hope my future wife makes custom porn for me so my lustful moid eyes never wander. Ideally I'd quit porn altogether but I've used it for so long I think it would feel weird to just stop, especially since realistically she wouldn't be in the mood to satisfy my every boner. So if she made personal porn for me, she'd be the only woman I ever coom to.

>>82511684
God no. I'm a gymrat and I trim a proper business beard. Glasses I traded them a long time ago for eye surgery.

>>82511697
Regular office slave. Though my job has nothing to do with Japan. I met her through dating apps.

I recently left my insane gf of two years who was emotionally manipulative and speculated bpd, ridiculous amount of insecurity and nothing was ever enough, sick of that shit. I just want to find a potential wife, stable, wants kids, has healthy hobbies and is just a benefit and not a headache. Obviously arguments happen in relationships and its not all smooth sailing but the amount of bullshit thrown my way was just exhausting. I'm not even remotely sad, so much more peaceful now.

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>>82511741
>Every time I have sex, I imagine my girlfriend with a penis
So just ask her to wear one?

Uhh.. I'm married. Don't know if there are any questions or something.
We've been together 3,5 years, got married just the other week. I'm 10 years older than her. She's lovely and I'm super happy to be with her. Gives me motivation to fight and be a better and stronger person.

>>82510866
I made a thread asking for a gf.
she responded and we added each other
we talk for years online and watch movies together
sometimes I send her money
she sexts me sometimes
it's been 5 years and it's amazing

>>82511776
1) she would never want to do that
2) if she somehow would still do it for me, i wouldn't want to pressure her to do it because its inauthentic
3) a plastic dildo is not a transwoman with a penis. I want the reality. The dick, the balls, the bussy.... the male companionship but the softness of a woman.

>>82511793
bro if you don't live together you're not together
you're just her coinpurse

>>82511827
Have you considered polyamory? Are you unwilling to share the transwoman with your gf?

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>>82510866
>added a foid from here because i have no access to women irl
>we talk for 2+ish years
>say we want to marry eachother and grow old together
>shes finally free for a week
>she says she wants to meet me
>i pay for her flight
>1.5 weeks before she is supposed to come, she texts me and says "i dont think its going to work out"
>sperg out at her
>she gets mad that i sperg out and makes fun of me and calls me a loser and how miserable my life is
>says she loved me a month ago but now she says she hasnt loved me for a while
>i cry twice over the next few days
>reach back out a week later to get closure
>i push her for an actual reason and i find out the DAY she broke up with me, she got asked out by a guy in real life
>while being in a relationship with the other guy, she says "im still considering coming over just to fuck you desu..." and sends me a lewd video because "its hot that i dont have access to her and i cant have sex with her irl" and masturbates that im being cucked (WHILE BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER GUY FOR A WEEK)

i genuinely hate women, idk. i havent learned anything because i added a cute redhead foid from here a little bit ago and we are planning to meet now too. and she says "i wont cancel on you". boy i hope not

>>82511827
Wow that sounds pretty gay

>>82511964
I don't think you are a woman haver. You are a woman haven't.

>>82511964
Maybe she wanted to date someone in person and not some pretend shit on the internet

Long distance relationships aren't real. You're orbiting someone who you can't even tangibly hold.

>>82512170
im a virgin, its why i add women on the internet and get no women in person. sorry if that wasnt clear

>>82511888
I am sure she would be against it, but even then, I don't know how to find an actual good-looking transwoman to date/ fuck

>>82512237
buddy, i planned to meet her and paid for her flight and made future plans to move in with her and to marry her. she is the one that left, not me

>>82512255
Because she met someone in person. They are real to her and you aren't.

As if you'd simp for someone made-up and online and then turn down a real, tangible woman the second you were presented with one.

>>82512243
Xir, this is the woman-haver thread. Incel thread is over there ->

>>82512270
>>82512289
i have one person calling me a sex haver and then i have you calling me an orbiter. i guess me trying to start any sort of connection with a girl is inherently immoral and i should just stay single. yall both gay af

>>82512156
You mean bisexual, you stupid low IQ MAGA retard

>>82512255
>planned
>paid
>made plans
You were stuck at zero. If you're not at one, you're at zero. Sorry.

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>>82511697
>Is that due to the drug itself or due to a change in her perception of self?
I think it was the drug, something demonic in it imho

>tfw can never get a wife because kind single vidya-playing fembots don't exist in europe

>>82513735
>something demonic in it imho
It was her change in perception anon. She felt empowered

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Well, time to greentext my life I guess
>be 13
>sorta late awakening about women
>go on my so far only ski vacation (school-organized)
>part of the crowd is somehow this insanely hot 16 yo chick
>crush on her extremely hard
>she notices and awkardly avoids me while hanging out with my friends, while I get consoled by one of hers
>come home insanely heartbroken
>shortly after, stumble into anime for the first time
>develop crushes on multiple fictional girls
>realize this is not healthy, try to snap out of it
>slowly and painfully manage to crawl out
>keep crushing on real girls in the meantime, none of them give me the time of day, disappointment all around
>meanwhile high school rolls around
>not even notice some cuties were fancying me
>eventually gain bad rep, fuck knows how or why, but now all girls avoid me
>classmate who visibly crushed on me became distant overnight, which made my retarded brain have a crush on her in return
>too little too late
>can't avoid seeing her every day, thus crush persists for basically all of high-school
>hate myself all throughout
>manage to make it through
>enrolled to college now, comp sci major
>among the few girl classmates I get along well with one of the smartest
>hang out with her one on one quite a bit
>after a semester my love-deprivation gets the better of me and confess to her in a super idiotic way
>now she becomes distant too, I pushed her away
>fall back into crushing on a fictional character(it was picrel)
>for some reason I have the hardest time letting this go
>become a total recluse along the way, failing classes left and right, almost dropping out
>fucking covid comes for the rescue, now everybody is secluded
>make a recovery by the end of it
>still a virgin loser though nearing his mid-20s
>try dating sites
>too cheap to pay for premium, result is I'm a complete ghost on all of them
>get only a single match, she was decent
>while texting she finds a guy irl, breaks it off
>more desperate than ever
end of part 1

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For the anons with GF/wife:
1. How relevant height?
2. How relevant penis size?
3. How much of a deal breaker are scars and stretch marks in a man's body?
4. Do you guys have kids?
5. Do you guys own your own place?
6. How often do you text / see each other? (if you don't live together)

>>82515249
>For the anons with GF/wife:
>1. How relevant height?
Not super relevant, she's a few inches taller than me (and is taller than an average man)
>2. How relevant penis size?
Definitely relevant, I'm slightly above average length but well above average girth
>3. How much of a deal breaker are scars and stretch marks in a man's body?
No idea
>4. Do you guys have kids?
Not yet
>5. Do you guys own your own place?
Yes
>6. How often do you text / see each other? (if you don't live together)
Live together

>>82515249
> I don't think being tall will ever hurt your chances, but being short will.
> You're probably fine above 4". Learn to use a vibrator and you'll definitely be fine.
> I have scars and I'm actively getting more stretchmarks. I imagine loose skin would be an issue for some but nothing major.
> No, I'm 20
> No
> Text daily, see 2-3 times per week.

part 2 of >>82515092
>during covid years was my e-dating phase (including here, ew)
>these never go anywhere, usually due to distance, EU-fags really get no luck online

>2 years ago, nearing 25 now
>suddenly find interest in picking up dancing class, figure at least my touch-deprivation could be satiated to a point
>go to counselling at the time, the woman actually tries to talk me out of it, which is ridiculous in hindsight
>after first class, feel elevated like never before
>fancying a girl there as well, she has this mesmerizing look
>not feeling I'm there yet, so make no discrete move on her
>at around the same time take up second dance class as practice
>first class there is much more dull
>however
>see shy girl with a bland look ignored by others
>approach her
>an unusual introduction
>she storms out at the end of class
>next class, see her ignored by others again
>same story unfolds as last time
>make a fun habit out of this
>few weeks later catch her running out at end of class
>turns out she lives near where I do, also she just turned 18
>no crushing on her whatsoever, but wondering about trying just for the hell of it
>invite her to a community boat trip
>she enthusiastically agrees
>soon after opt to only dance with each other from now on
>start dating at the same time
And so I got that sought-after GF at last. We're still together, and more in love than ever. Planning on moving in together after I buy a flat, marriage and kids are on the table once that happens.

Sorry I just realized this is totally Reddit style, fuck me

Anyway,
>>82515249
1. A little bit, she is taller than average but I'm taller still
2. Not at all, since we're both each others' first, but she did once comment it's "not that big on the looks side" as she expected it to look bigger, not a problem when using it tho (for clarity I'm perfectly average down there)
3.What, I can't really comprehend this question, however her upper body has rashes all over due to her conditon, which I somehow don't mind at all
4. As stated above, not atm but both of us want to have them
5. Again, not yet, hopefully this is about to change
6. We text/call almost every day, and see each other around twice a week on average

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>>82514394
She saw Ramona Flowers
And felt so empowered
By a movie made in Hollywood

>>82511486
No retard that was YOUR fault.
A man is supposed to govern and a woman yearns to be governed. Every time she proposed a change, she wanted you to puff out your chest and say no.
See >>82511357

>>82511608
>totally online "relationship"
Didn't count. You may as well have been ERPing with GPT.

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>>82511677
>jap wife
Please don't be a lennonfag.
There are some normal wnaf couples but most I know irl are
>sweet girl with dainty wristed low t faggot

>>82511704
My life is a Hallmark movie now?
Thanks?

>>82511717
Why don't you two workout? My wife and I do. Also, wtf is this, been married for X but dated for X shit? I don't know why people itemize it.

>>82511741
>I am a homosexual
I dunno man. Mby stop bring degenerate or stop leading that poor girl on.

>>82511756
Yes she makes me custom stuff but no, I do not jack off to it. I use it as stuff to rev me up before I fuck her.
Quit porn bro. Really. Shit almkst ruined my life. I quit in 2022 and have not looked back.

>>82511769
But was rhe sex good tho?

>>82511782
Decribe her and your sex life

>>82511793
You may as well be ERPing with GPT.

>>82510866
>Wife is my highschool sweetheart
>We'll both be 30 this year
Not much to tell honestly. I've been getting/fit/ and she's been losing weight so we'll be better parents. We'll probably start trying next year.

>>82511964
You are the faggot in that situation.
Wtf is with all these low t guys using discord as a relationship?
She was never your girlfriend.
Only online = doesnt count.

>>82512170
Kek.
The Woman Havers have spoken.

>>82512255
Left? Left what? A fucking discord chat?
This guy lmao.

Been with wife for almost 15 years, she's Filipina but you wouldn't know it by looking at her, she was also raised culturally as a mix of Chinese and Canadian (long story). We found out earlier this year she's got Hashimotos disease from a blood test. She's cut out dairy and gluten, and gone off the pill and the last 3 weeks she's been like a different woman entirely. More loving, slimmer, and I'm very pleased.

We're the only people each other has ever slept with, and that's how we'll keep it.

>>82515249
I'm the legally blind woman haver with calendar wife.

>1. How relevant height?
No idea. I am 187cm.
>2. How relevant penis size?
No idea. She says I was her first. I am 8.7ish inches
>3. How much of a deal breaker are scars and stretch marks in a man's body?
I have two decently large scars. One on the back of my head, one on my belly. She is extremely protective of the one on my head, and says the one on my belly is "cute".
>4. Do you guys have kids?
Yeah, a son.
>5. Do you guys own your own place?
Yeah. Its nice little bush block.
>6. How often do you text / see each other? (if you don't live together)
When I was doing the train trip each fortnight, we'd text daily. We had a rule where we'd use facebook messenger calls and put each other on loudspeaker when we went to bed so we could hear each other sleep.
Now that we live together our texts are rare and purely logistical.

>>82515494
Good job man. But holy shir you need to quit porn and build up your assertiveness.

>>82515811
How did you meet?
Most romantic moments of your life?
What does she look like?

>>82515931
Is it true that flips are pocket rocket sex kitten trad wives?

>>82515729
I do not have a woman to make me coom in real life so I will not be quitting porn any time soon.

>>82516130
>How did you meet?
Highschool jazz choir. I saw her through the window and joined up the next day.
>Most romantic moments of your life?
There is no one moment for me. We're both huge on romance, and take frequent trips to be alone in romantic scenarios. We're fortunate enough to have enough money for that.
>What does she look like?
Olive skinned asian. Kinda chubby desu, but like I said, we're working on it.

>>82516154
100%. she fucks like a demon and loves like an angel.
She's a pretty lousy cook unless it's like 3 Filipino dishes, but that's fine by me as I was a professional chef for about half a year before graduating uni.
She's been more loving lately, so I'm quite happy. The only real disappointment in our entire relationship has been that I have a kink for ffm threesomes, and she's massively not on board, but the honest truth is that it's probably a good thing she's always turned it down.

>meet girl on tinder
>go on a few dates
>she says she loves me and wants to be a couple
>support her through school
>we get married
>she becomes a doctor
>I get to stay at home and chill so long as I cook dinner

Its a pretty comfy system. I have faith you can do it too robots

>>82516165
Porn saps your sexual drive and mate seeking.
You either quit porn or be a woman haven't.

>>82516099
Thanks, and fair enough, you're correct on both accounts, although I wonder how you got my porn habit down, yes I find gentle femdom appealing, in my defense I only ever jerk off to fictional characters doing vanilla stuff (and have done so even before meeting her) but I admit even that should be stopped.
For the latter my age advantage lends me authority on most things in her eyes, so that's working in my favor.

>>82516179
>jazz
Oof.
>romantic getaway
Plz help. I have the money, but not a romantic bone in my body. I take her to lunch once a week, but plz give romance ideas fellow woman haver

>>82516206
> it's probably a good thing she's always turned it down
Definitely a good thing.
If sheis a flip what is your patrilineal ethnicity? Is there a height difference? I have heard flips have shallow vaginas that make sex a chore.

I'm married to a chick I've wanted to fuck since the moment I laid eyes on her beautiful tan-skinned rack.

We started dating at 18 and had stints of long-distance, before permanently living together since we were 25. Literally obsessed with her personality, humor, cooking, her wide hips and soft ass. Sometimes I'm convinced I have a minor porn addiction BECAUSE of her...because when we're not fucking I need to rewatch all our old stuff...anyways, life's been great with her. We have a kid, and are currently house-searching. Trying to lock up the forever home before New Years.

AMA robots

>>82511087
This is dedication to shitposting. Admirable

>>82511285
7 months and her waiting for you to be gone for a month to cheat ain't even that bad plus you found out easily not way, way later. you learned not to trust a bitch at a cheaper price than most

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>>82510866
I'm engaged and it's fine. I don't miss the dating and sleeping around I used to do (it was too much effort), but man, women are neurotic as FUCK. They are extremely myopic and easily influenced by the media-industrial complex into believing anything they are told by a screen, and they have no idea what they want.

It's kind of unknowable for the male mind, truly. Women will get mad at you for not asking how they feel, but also get mad at you for asking how they feel (because you should just know). They will tell you to express your thoughts and emotions, then get mad at you for expressing them, and mad at you for not expressing them. They view their own sacrifices as holy actions that you should be thankful for and genuflect for, but your own sacrifices are generally ignored, taken for granted, or treated as a form of emotional manipulation. Dealing with women is basically an endless test, where they are constantly setting "traps" to see what you will fall for, and when you point out what they are doing, they get mad. I don't think they are even aware that they are doing it, they just do it naturally. If you do what they want, they get mad. If you don't do what they want, they get mad. They have zero control over their emotions or thoughts, they are basically completely ruled by their impulses.

I love my fiance, a lot, but the endless emotional outbursts that women (ALL women) put you through are a lot to deal with. You are expected to be an ubermensch of contradictory heroism and ability as a man.

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>>82515524
It's sad to think she's someone's daughter
Like a lamb to the slaughter
But honestly I'd still hit if I could

>>82511687
>don't let her near ozempic it's utter poison and caused huge personality changes in mine
Redpill me on this. I'm already an ozempic hater but personality changes are new to me.

>>82516282
I didn't have a girl before porn. I may as well stick with what works.

>>82516337
NTA but find a spa hotel and book a weekend there. It can be pricy but it's totally worth it.

>>82516351
>sheis a flip what is your patrilineal ethnicity?
White, with a little indigenous blood, but not enough to score any gibs
Is there a height difference?
About 8 inches, she's 15cm, the same height as krillin.
>I have heard flips have shallow vaginas that make sex a chore.
Never heard that one. We have a great sex life other than the aforementioned disinterest in threesome stuff. My dicks not huge, but it's a little above average and gets the job done just fine.

>>82516590
The other guy was probably right about it being her personality coming out. Fat people are ugly on the outside because they're ugly on the inside. Making the outside more attractive just makes the inside ugliness more apparent.

>>82515249
>height
She specifically asked me before we met and I hit her claimed dead minimum cutoff (5'10, which I was lying about because I'm actually 5'8 and just bootmaxx irl)
>penis size
She seems ok with it but I'm certain she would be more ok if it were bigger
>scars and stretch marks
I have these, but my scars are cool and my stretch marks are from a long time ago so they're not very gross anymore
>kids
no
>own place
I have my own place, she lives with family. She is never moving in with me
>text/see each other
I see her most weekends, we text more or less continuously (with gaps of up to about an hour) all day every day except while at work. We have a solid good morning and good night etc text routine we have done without fail for years on end by now

>>82516581
Mine doesn't do this. Maybe because of the autism.

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>>82516590
She tried to burn our lives to the ground after being on ozempic for about 3-4 months, it was like she was possessed.

We had just bought a house and have 3 kids, so there was a lot at stake, never seen anything like it total personality change, went from being a kind loving woman to a hostile looney, I had to back the pharmacist into a corner and tell him I'd kick his teeth in and consequences be damned if he gave her any more

Once she was off it about 6 weeks she kinda went back to normal, but not entirely

>>82516688
>She is never moving in with me
Your choice, hers, or both?

>>82516694
>Mine doesn't do this. Maybe because of the autism.
It probably is, but I have been in relationships with autistic women and they do this too. I am autistic myself and I do not do stuff like this, ever, and it drives women fucking insane. The sheer resentment women accumulate towards you for not engaging in meaningless theatrics is shocking. They want drama, they crave it, and your refusal to engage in it makes them froth at the mouth.

>Spoke for hours together when we first met
>If we weren't fucking then she'd definitely still be my best friend
>Stupidly smart
>ex-influencer/model before Instagram became nothing but OF whores
>femcel vibes, lives in my room and does nothing but plays games
>fucks and sucks like a demon

I'm gonna marry this woman.

>>82516711
Mine, but that was always the deal from the day we met. No kids, no moving in. I suspect she is being serious about no kids but thinks I'm going to want her to move in for some reason even though we have never been around each other for more than like 5 days straight and every time we pushed it much beyond 2 or 3 we start getting into retarded fights immediately so it's absolutely not a good idea. Anyway we have talked about this again recently and she claims she still understands this and is ok with it.

>>82515249
>How relevant height?
She's 5'2" I'm 5'11"
Take from that what you will
>How relevant penis size?
Self professed size-queen so in ny case very relevant
>How much of a deal breaker are scars and stretch marks in a man's body?
No clue
>Do you guys have kids?
Not yet but want to
>Do you guys own your own place?
No
>How often do you text / see each other? (if you don't live together)
Live together

>>82511712
legally blind
for all we know he's not blind blind

>>82510992
>I have a foreskin so I don't do anal.
isnt it better with a foreskin?

>>82510970
Why in the absolute fuck are you here, you lottery winning retard?

>>82511087
This nigga just zoomed in on the post prompt KEK

>>82510976
>She also made me this calendar (i have posted it before)
Are you a cuck? I would never post my gf/wife here, let alone in any sexual manner.

>>82516538
When I spoon my wife I marvel at how her rump seems to fit perfectly into my pelvis.
Can you relate?

>>82517172
My wife and I fit together like a perfect puzzle. Her head fits perfectly between my chin and neck. Her ass is just wide enough to fit perfectly in my lap. When my cock is between her tits, the tip sticks out just enough for her mouth to reach. It's like we were created to be attached 24/7

>>82516913
For the receiver. It's why gay people are all obsessed with foreskin.

>>82516337
>Plz help. I have the money, but not a romantic bone in my body.

Ask HER what she likes, silly.

>>82517439
this gives women the ick, romance 101 lesson #1 is that she wants to be surprised

>>82510866
I started college at 24 years old, ended up having a teacher who's 4.5 years older than me. I just tried flirting for months and then bringing her tea at her office hours and eventually it worked. It's still a little early, but we both really enjoy spending time with one another. We're both pretty smart, pretty jaded with modern society, and we're so different from each other in a lot of ways but really really similar in a lot of specific ways too. The first day I had class with her I brought up ted kaczinsky and she immediately knew all about it. I knew then that she was special.

>>82517543
We are not talking about a random woman.
God help you if you cant ask your partner what she likes to do. What kind of relationship would that be?

I have a gf. She's a bit older, divorced, semi-grown kid who's in college. It's been apparent to me for a while now that her kid will always be her top priority. We tried having a kid of our own but had two miscarriages. I'm sure now that we will never really be a true family and I'm just an extra in a life she's already lived and is living. I've been thinking about breaking up with her for a while now, but I think I've finally prepared myself. Since her kid started college last year we hardly even see each other anymore since she's spending almost every weekend driving two hours away to see her. I always think she would never put in that much effort for me, but I get it. If I had a kid maybe I'd do the same. Not sure where I'll go from here, but hopefully somewhere better

>>82517893
It's admirable that she's committed to him enough. Yes, unfortunately you will likely not get a piece of that pie, but good on you for noticing that. Why not just fool around with others? It seems your relationship is more of a serious friends with benefits situation

>>82511190
How did you lose your eyesight anon?

>>82517922
>It seems your relationship is more of a serious friends with benefits situation
That's what I think too. I'll break up with her and suggest we still be "friends". Hopefully she takes it well enough. But then again it's easy for women to find a fucktoy so who knows how long that will last

>>82517267
the shit that makes foreskin great for anal is also what makes it great for vaginal. it literally exists for a reason.

>>82517230
>tits
I have never tit fucked. Is it worth it?

>>82517938
When I was 12 my dad beat the shit out of me. I mean really beat the shir out of ne. Luckily the only long term damage was to my optic nerves.
It caused fluid in my skull and that CSF crushed my nerves.

>>82517439
That's not how women work.

>>82517101
1. She isn't nude
2. Its no worse than something you'd see at a halloween party
3. I blow thick creampies in her while she calls me daddy
In conclusion, nice try but no.

>>82517986
did you do something to piss him off or was he just that big of a piece of shit

>>82517095
If you have a samsung you can find the blind supports I use under Accesibility

>>82517083
I really didn't win the lotttery tho.
I assume there are anons with hotter and kinder wonen.

>>82518032
you're living the dream retard.

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>>82516913
No. Foreskin makes "le tight" hurt.
The
>omfg she sooo tiiiiight
Guys are all circumsized. They need it to be tight because they cant feel anything.

>>82518021
I don't really remember to be honest.
I know I was on the computer, I rememver I was ppaying Minecraft, then he came up behind me and went ballistic. Mby I did something? I try not to think about it.
If it helps, my wife despises him.

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>>82517967
It's my favorite thing in the world. My first gf had big tits, and suggested it when she was on her period once. After that it became a standard part of foreplay. And since then, i told myself I must settle down with someone whos tits are big enough.

Pro-tip: it's better when she's on her knees in control like picel. You should just sitting back and enjoying the show

>>82518038
>he said to the blind guy

>>82518065
Ahh. So its a visual thing.
Well fuck.

I'm married. She was my first (even though I never told her that). They say don't marry your first and yeah, that's probably right. But we started dating and I promised myself I'd see it through as long as I still wanted to hang out with her. 3 years later and I still do, even though there's been problems for sure. Sometimes I think I do have a unicorn, other times I find myself wanting other women.

Happy to answer any Qs

>>82518103
>married
>only 3 years in
shit i've been with one gf for 8 years then left her and the current one im on 5, not married. why fuck up that bad, that fast?

>>82515745
eh, it was fairly vanilla but it was okay

>>82518103
I married my first too. Thats a problem? Why? According to who?

>>82518117
who says it was a fuck-up? even with our problems I know she'd get snatched up by another dude very quick; she was very clear marriage was her goal and I know she meant it. also she wants kids before 30 and that was also practical to me. decided life is too short to be scared, better to live and regret then not live at all so I jumped in

>>82518145
Commitment is based actually

>>82518017
Cope. Plenty of anons will probably fap to that image, hell they probably have already. It's sexual in nature, and you're sharing that with us

>>82518145
>better to live and regret then not live at all
Holy based

>>82511357
Dudes who are chubby, 5'4 and have male pattern baldness love this shit

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>>82518138
That sounds like a fat guy giving diet advice.

I cant imagine wasting the youth of a woman you claim to love, and not marrying.

>>82515770
Okay. She's a cute, Asian girl. Some tats. She's the rebel type and a wild cat. Our sex life is real spicy, that's how we met after all. She wanted to get fucked in the ass so she'd come over to my hotel a few times to get thrown around a bit. Basically, she makes porn seem boring. We've also threesomes and she likes to get hit and drink piss etc.
Now our sex is a bit tamer, but that's on me. I feel weird about giving my wife a black eye, even if it's consentual.

I met an older autistic woman from another country and moved her out here to get married. She has pretty bad anxiety and gets really lonely when I'm not around. There are nights when I have to struggle not to cry when I come home to her and our kids and get a big hug and they're excited to see me. It's just something I thought I'd never have. She's pretty good with tech stuff, too. She's legit been either tinkering with computers or working with them professionally since, genuinely, before I was born.

>>82518230
You sound single

>>82516665
>Fat people are ugly on the outside because they're ugly on the inside.
Absolute retard babble. There are plenty of good fat people and plenty of horrible thin people, don't base your entire perception of reality on the halo effect.

>>82518043
Im uncut and I fucking love anal, you're an idiot.

>>82518234
Here is my theory
(So if i see it reposted on youtube i will call you out)

Everything in life falls into two categories
>consumptive
And
>generative

Sex in a marriage/relationship = generative.
You are generating and reaffirming the pair bond, and you are potentially generating life.

One night stands and "dating" are consumptive. You see something in the other person and want to consume it. So both parties leave the interaction with a piece of them eaten away. They were just the other person's mastubatory aid.

>>82518246
>before i was born
how big of a age dif are we talking about...

>>82518330
8 years. Her family were early adopters and she started poking around in computers with supervision young. Says her first "solo build" was when I was 5.

>>82510866
i hate it, I plan to divorce her in a couple years.

>>82518368
Why? Are you a weak wllled fag who can't govern his woman?

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Gf haver here, going on five years now.
>ADORABLE
>Blonde
>Blue-eyed
>Chubby
>Short qt
>Hard-working
>Rational
>Pretty wealthy family
I love her so much. A recent brag for me and her:

>Sex life is always evolving but it's good
>She's on BC so I get to nut in her raw every time
>I'm her first so she's still learning sex, no joke
>I get on the right antidepressant
>Numbs my dick enough to still feel good
>But I don't cum in 30 seconds
>More like... I can cum in 30 minutes, or whenever I want
>Naturally we've been fucking like rabbits lately, doing all sorts of positions
>Best one: doggy where she throws it back

She has a nice butt, too. And a cute pussy and butthole. And she doesn't shave <3 I love her so much bros FUCK I should wake her up and kiss her

>>82518234
You've got this shit all backwards. I tell her that I love her, and I'm wasting her youth, and I'm never marrying her all for the same reason - because I hate her. I have taken the opportunity to spend a few years of my life carefully destroying the entirety of a woman's. Only takes about 5 years to turn a promising young woman into a used up nearly-30 hag who is desperately trying to keep piling on makeup until she looks like she used to again. She will have to settle for some 5'6 software engineer to pay for her life, likely have to have a couple kids with him, and hate her life forever. Meanwhile I just move onto the next one.

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>>82518323
Ooh. I like this. I wont be posting it anywhere and claiming credit, you have my word.

>>82518383
>chubby
Real chubby or coping fatty?
>"rational"
>bc
>antidepressants
F. i bet you are glad Charlie Kirk died.

>>82518392
Yeah, total psychopath. Congrats.

>>82518417
I'm not sure. Unfortunately for my weiner she's perfect to me but she is like between chubby and fat I'd say

>F. i bet you are glad Charlie Kirk died.
? sorry m8, just here to talk girls. How about yours?

>>82518103
Do you think theres a woman out there who wouldnt have you wanting other women?

>>82510866
My mom just called me ugly and said that I should go for ugly girls only. I think I'll play my Switch 2 instead like a man child and skip the whole girl friend thing. It's been 28 years without one, I don't think I'll die if I don't find a mate. I hope so anyway.

>>82517947
>That's what I think too. I'll break up with her and suggest we still be "friends".
Don't be a bitch, just end the relationship. Clearly your needs are not being met

>>82518465
Skill issue my hard rocking amigo

>>82510866
Got a hot tall, ginger fiancee who does the shit out of me. As a femboy, this is preferable

>>82518363
oh thats not that big if a age gap
i was thinking it was like 15-20

I used to watch porn of asian girls but now I have an asian wife I watch porn of black and white girls. I'm asian too. Grass really is greener on the other side, in every situation.

>>82518465
You die spiritually, anon. Take it from a wizard.
I dont mean it in a supernatural way.

>>82518103
>hey say don't marry your first
If anything it's the opposite anon. If you're both your first that gives you the highest chance of having a successful marriage

Previous relationships are probably the biggest driver of failed marriages, especially when it's the woman that's had many failed attempts

>tfw can never get an interesting cute autistic gf cause I'm in europe and girls here are stuck up normies who are all the same

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>>82518745
The duality of man tis a strange thing indeed

>>82518826
Too bad you can't go to Asia. Oh, wait...
>t. European with interesting cute (non-autistic) Asian wife

>>82518905
>(non-autistic)
miss me with that normie nagging shit
normie experiences aren't relevant for me, I'm on r9k
try again faggot

>>82518905
>european
>asian
Stop being American you retard. Give us usable info. Otherwise I am going to assume you are Welsh and she is Punjabi

>>82511964
Why do retards here get attached to the attention whores from here and get surprised they're the absolute worst whore possible?
Also
>I pay for her flight
BWAHAHA, do first worlders REALLY?

>>82518913
Why? What "usable info? do you need? Does it matter if I am Welsh and she is Punjabi?

>>82518967
Yea. It matters.

>>82511203
Just sent that image to my fiance.
She has a job & isn't totally aspie/autistic however

Life is awesome, woman-haver bros, we keep winning
I love reading about other anons love-life, makes me miss my gf really bad, she's gotten ill so it's best to let her recover, but I can't wait to fuck her silly again, and cuddle for an hour afterwards
Women can be angels, there are always challenges but it's all worth it if you find the right one, be sure to wife them if you do

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>>82519281
Best thread imo.
Will we become the next /mcg/?

>>82518826
getting a friendless gf who works in a female dominated field is one of the best things that ever happened to me
all she ever does is by old cameras and other old handheld electronics

>>82519310
Much better than /mcg/ because unlike that this is healthy and good (no ill will towards them though)
Would also put an end to the age-old stereotype that /r9k/ is for lonely virgin losers, and maybe it was in the past, but we're growing up, and the world is healing

Update

I did the Diego fight for her and now she wants me to do the Cortex Reavers for her.
I told her
>at a certain point you aren't even playing the game

>>82518017
None of these points prove that you're not a cuck, if anything you're actually proving further that you are one, especially the 2nd one. That poor kid.

Pseudo teacher-student story
>be 17
>get assigned to be some young tutor for a group of 13 year olds in a rural place as part of some NGO project
>done after 2 months, I leave that behind
>ffw 2.5 years later
>follow req on my anon ig only classmates and friends know about
>accept since it's female, never been the type to go out so might as well
>after some miscommunication i thought i dont know her
>ffw about half a year I see her name in an old wp group and realize she was from there
>16 and 20 atp
>we start talking but she's a complete bore, overthinking and anxiety tied her lips up
>i move out for uni
>after about a month i go back, and we meet
>she's below my league, 1st kiss nothing to write home about
>i decide to stay and be patient since she's very loyal and worships me and I'm too lazy to find anything else
>with my each visit things steadily progress
>my house is never empty so it's either renting a place or fooling in open air
>1st time i touch her bare tits on a building rooftop, i guide her hand down my boxers and she gives me a handy
>month later we rent a place, i eat her out and finger her, 3 orgasms - 1st she ever had deliberately, she gives only hj cuz embarrassed to blow me
>got a bj finally this summer, then on that same rooftop again
>ffw now
>i don't want to have condoms and both of us agree that birth control sucks ass
>she's extremely paranoid about pregnancy
>seems open to anal (never would've imagined that from a prude shut in nerd like her)
>probably gonna try something later this month but i highly doubt my 7 inches will get anywhere past half the tip, she's not much of a soldier

I like answering questions so, if anyone cares, shoot

Please let this thread die every time I see it I get horny and jerk off and my cock hurts at this point

>>82520047
Because of OP image or because of all the Eoman Havers winning?

>>82520021
Sounds groovy. But in your attempt to make yourself sound cool, you sound like a latper. But i'll give the benefit of the doubt.
What does she look like?

>>82515683
>Itemize
It's literally just their history. Sounds like you are jealous of their long happy relationship

I'm 31, wife is 29. We started dating in high school when she was 16 and I was 18. Went off to college in a different city and visited her everywhere weekend. Then she went off to college even further away, but visited when we could. After I graduated, I moved down to where she was going to college and soon proposed. We got Catholic married at the ages of 22/24 and then I started law school. She financed my whole way through law school and then got pregnant with our first born son. We tried the daycare shit but it was cruel to the baby so she became stay at home. Meanwhile we're ping ponging around to different places as I chase clerkships and fellowships to get my ultimate dream job. A couple years ago she had a miscarriage and last year we had son number two. I also got my dream job and we bought a house in a quaint walkable town. She kinda resents me because we prioritized my career over hers and she feels like she's never had control over her life or the ability to pursue what she wants. I think she hates being stay at home. But now that we're in a stable living situation, we're gonna focus on her happiness now. As far as sex goes, we were both each other's first and only, losing virginities 2.5 years into our relationship. She is kinda low libido and breastfeeding didn't help but we're at having sex twice a week now. And she's gonna let me stick it in the ass soon. The end.

>>82520290
No I am very happy for him. It just confuses me.
I don't tell people
>together 8 years married for 3
I just say I have been with her for 8 years.

>>82520283
Sorry I just didn't know any way around bragging since it's a big part of context.


Looks like a stereotypical nerd, glasses, braces on both jaws, kinda endearing mid. Slightly big nose, beautiful green and hazel eyes, long brown straight hair. About 5'7 with really long skinny legs. Solid tits, small but nicely shaped butt.

>>82520373
Ethnicity?
>do an etymology check on her surname. I swear if you give me a pigment instead i'll eat a cat.

>>82520391
Pure south slavs, rest easy

>>82520395
Fuckinng based. My wife is a slav. I love her milky vwhite body.

>>82520272
The image arouses me and then I think of all the anons who are chadlier than me who could actually get her and my cuck brain just turns on and I cant help but start jerking it imagining them laughing at me while they enjoy her
Here I go again fuck my stupid life

>>82520345
It's not even something to notice or get upset about, clearly isn't for any extra attention or props, he's just factually explaining their shared history. You're weird for thinking it's even an issue

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>>82520619
Her pussy has gripped around a cock and convulsed desperately as it tries to milk cum from it.
She has screamed for daddy as she gets creampied.
(And you weren't there for it.)

>>82520679
Why are you egging me on it's such a conflicting feeling because you're totally aware of what you're doing so you're both helping me get off but probably making fun of me too my boner is just so fucking confused
Meanwhile everyone itt is so much more normal and just fucks hot women, why am I like this...

Help me out bros.
The Blind anon here.
Lately my son is sleeping rough becausse his teeth are cutting, so he has been sleeping in our bed. Its the only thing that has helped.
But the result is that I haven't shared a bed with my wife for almost two weeks.
I thought I was fine with it, but I just said goodnight to her beffore going to the spare room, and she squeezed my hand and startedd whisper crying.
She says it is making her think of when I lived six hours away.
She told me something I never considered before;
How after every time she dropped me off at the train, she'd have to walk back and then drive home, alone. In silence.
It broke my heart hearing that.
This is the first time we have slept apart in our relationship.

>>82518947
>>I pay for her flight
>BWAHAHA, do first worlders REALLY?
Not that anon but it's a great way to make sure you have their correct and full legal name and sex.

>>82520021
>>she's extremely paranoid about pregnancy
Tell her that if she gets pregnant you'll happily marry her.

>>82520723
Delightful to my taste is not the same as objectively hot.

>>82520916
Two beds in one room bro

>>82520916
You two should grow a pair is what i would say

>>82521027
It's not like she doesn't already know that, but you already know getting pregnant before even finishing HS is not the most optimal thing in the world, her parents wouldn't be happy about that

>>82521047
Room not big enough

I love fucking my gf outdoors and making tendies for dinner

>>82511964
>she loved me a month ago but now she says she hasnt loved me for a while
>i find out the DAY she broke up with me, she got asked out by a guy in real life
I'm inclined to think she got asked out and cheated on you much earlier instead

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>>82510866
been getting wife to send more nudes/risque photos

>>82521883
Panties like that shouldn't be able to contain a woman's bush. Tell her to stop shaving.

>>82510866
>>82520679
now show her ugly face
>>82521883
pig

>>82522087
i love her asian bush, but she hates being hairy

>>82521883
>been getting wife to send more nudes/risque photos
s-she didn't take that picture, though?

>>82522351
Not him but it's easy to do with a timer propped up on pillows

>>82516071
Could you try taking progest-e (5 corn kernel sized droplets on the gums for 2 weeks) and see if it restores some of your vision? It regenerates nerve endings. It's like 40 bucks