Anonymous
09/15/25(Mon)11:02:30 No.82511452

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Anonymous 09/15/25(Mon)11:02:30 No.82511452

>be me, 13 yo
>brother gets a new PS2 in '01
>be a curious youngling who has discovered the feel-good
>brother boots up Tony Hawk's game
>notice the controller vibrates when you grind
>showerthoughts.png
>brother has a cheat code for "perfect balance"
>lightbulb.jpeg
>next day, house is empty
>turn on PS2, enter cheat code, build a circular handrail, jump in and grind
>controller goes BRRRRRRRRRRR non-stop
>pull down pants, place dualshock on my crotch
>holyfuckingshit.jpg
>vibration is god-tier
>brain.exe has stopped working
>within like 30 seconds I'm seeing the gates of heaven
>most intense orgasm of my life
>lying on the floor in a post-nut clarity haze
>suddenly hear car pulling up
>absolute panic
>scramble to pull pants up, throw cushion on lap
>brother walks in, PS2 is on, game is paused
>"since when do you play?"
>mfw I have to pretend to know how to play Tony Hawk
>he never found out
>used his controller as my personal vibrator for months after
good times. still see that PS2 at my parents' house and feel like doing it everytime.