If you haven't read my last review this one will make no sense, but thankfully you all read the last one. Today I'm reviewing this movie I forget the name of, this is a gif of the most important scene, where a little child is raped (the gif is too big). There's also a dragon and dark wizard and magic mind powers but that's not important.This is a movie I missed. I've ALWAYS said Elf 17 is the oldest still watchable anime (yes Dragon Ball and BRIM PULLED WAY DOWN LOW don't count as still watchable, Dragon Ball is not still watchable, this I've written about extensively as you all know.) Sigh... But technically this movie I'm reviewing now is on year older than Elf 17. And I was able to watch the entire thing, just today, yes, this is a brand new review brand new coming out the closet.And my review of this movie is INTENSE, all the things I've said about it so far. The child rape. The other things. So, I'd give it a rating out of a number, I would do that. But I don't think I can place it as a proper anime before Elf 17. I guess I can, I don't want to, because there's nudity in this movie and Elf 17 has class, it's a sophisticated piece of art Elf 17, we're talking Jabba the Hutt in anime form, and it's not that one hentai, you know the one.
The amount of things happening in this movie would make you scream, maybe even cream, and dream a little dream. They got little lolis, heck, dang, they even got little pillow fights.Those are the kinds of things and yeah I watched it, maybe you didn't but this is a review and now you know, watch my show, you're free to go.Gosh I should actually do reviews like Peel Off. "Then Jim Jones shows up and he's looking antsy." "The icicle jammed in his brain didn't tip him off!" He made the greatest review things of all time and just gave up, that entire format beats RLM or what is that old show called whatever you know what I mean.
There's a kid at the library asking for Five Nights At Freddy's books to the librarian and they're just going on and on about how they don't have them and they'll have to order them and he'll have to wait.It's making me cry a little I guess. You remember that game Fusion Frenzy, anyways, next review will be for that other thing with the thing and the name. "Mugen Shinshi: Bouken Katsugeki-hen" ...Y-yes.. how did you guess that? Actually probably not that looks boring.
>>82511943Where do you watch this? how long is it? I keep finding a 30 minute OVA?
>>82512018If you MUST know, the movie is called Tobira o Akete (that's japanese for open the door, I speak japanese, so I kind of knew that, but you probably didn't so I'm telling you, now you know, but if you tell someone else just let them know that I told you)And it's 1 hour and 21 minutes long. I didn't get it from nyaa but it is on nyaa.si
>>82512048Danke, brother
what do you think of mushoku tensei jobless reincarnation? its the only anime i liked in the past 15 years outside of eva or bebopi dont really watch anime, or really any shows, because im not a nerdsorry, i just play videogames and shitpost on 4chan lol
>>82511990I broke that gif trying to compress it. I've been having a lot of problems ever since I switched from gifcam to screentogif I don't knooooow. I won't blame 4chan despite the fact the file limit is PATHETIC I won't blame Hiro, he's got a youtube vlog channel to run, he's probably gonna be a vtuber soon. You want him to be making maybe a few less shekels or something? You wanna take food right out of his mouth? You're disgusting.
>i dont really watch anime, or really any shows, because im not a nerd
>>82512114I can only talk about something that's 20 years old. Ask me why."Why?"Because, the final test for art is whether it can withstand the test of time, can pass to another generation. Even if the art was meant to not last, it's still a measure of quality.Now anyone can talk about current things casually, but this is not a casual environment, I'm a serious reviewer, I get paid for this /r9k/ reviews. MY review good or bad has a MASSIVE impact on the pathetic simp demographic that r9k possesses, the simp market is huge in anime and my reviews can make or break the sales of these films. I wear a suit... and you want me to talk about some 2020's Isekai anime. I write ten isekai at the same time!I will talk about that show in 20 years.
You guys ever see the clips of the VCR GTA vtuber collab. There's this big fight that happens involving two gangs and someone playing a pizza delivery guy gets involved at some point.Then they're all sitting in the jail and more gang members are being brought in. And suddenly the police bring in the pizza delivery guy, and he's like "Isn't there a VIP room, for goodness sake I'm the pizza guy over here!" Maybe it's one of those you had to be there sort of things, it's sooo funny though.I was mentioning that because it reminded me of something I said in the last post.
>>82511990>>82511943>Today I'm reviewing this movie I forget the name offound it
>>82512352Yes thank you, and you should go watch it for the grotesque child rape scene that I can't make a gif of. His hand goes all up her skirt halfway, oh deary me.
