Smack her edition
first for spastic sean's pissy pants
Second for stinky NEETs
are you a man or a woman funny football chant
>>82518152some Irish lad asked this to my transgender friend on a night outbut it was all serious like he was going to twat her, and she dancing around like "hm, what do you think? ;)"i managed to diffuse it just like "all right mate we're off, enjoy your night" but he was ramping up and she was about to get battered.gender aside, transgender further aside, don't batter people unless you have a good reason.
Can feel a big poo forming inside of me
just saying he was Irish to paint a picture nothing against the Irish nor am i saying they're violent or drunks or anythingthis kino the other night made me question my views we're all the same race
it a complex topic but back to Doctor Who chat, Russell T. Davies knows how to write race issues
>>82518347>>82518374Shut the fuck up you schizo mong
if you have the black Dr Who go round with guns, it'll look bad. so even his screwdriver must look like a flat buttplug so nobody will think it is a gun.anyway, then he gets a gun. your internal prejudices are challenged.
>>82518424if i'm a schizo, then how come the lizard king deems me his worthiest subject?only joking. there is no lizard king. i'm not a schizo.
Want to touch boobs
Little baby bobbin, not right what happened to him. Should have minted a coin in his memory
>>82518581ticker: FLEA
4 and a half hours until the postmight crash out again, probably for the best. thought a knock earlier was a bailiff or something (just Amazon)
>>82518632Package I had the other day was definitely 2 pill bottles, didn't notice at first except that it was rattling, then as I was waiting for the person to answer the door I felt the package and that's what it was. Idk whether it was illegal drugs but maybe
>>82518702yeah it's such a specific sound. could say it's a pack of paperclips or something but eh, you can HEAR pills.could just be vitamins or something though, yeah.you travelling far today?
>>82518723If i had the money id travel far more often and further yes
>>82518347I have unironically been affected by racism as an Irish person.I get no sympathy about it though, because I'm white.It's the hardest cross to bear of all races and yet I endure.
>>82518374>I'm a girl! Try that for a week!
>>82518723Could be vitamins but it wasn't official or branded packaging, just a tatty plastic bag sort of thing with brown parcel tape, I forget what it was sent from, probably ebay or tiktok shop>you travelling far today?Same area Monday to Saturday, it's close, like 3-4 miles from home and 1 from the depot, the app says it's like 8 miles to go all round the area
>>82518777I've seen a Mazda Bongo that I might get instead of a van, it's cheaper, probably get just as much in because they have 8 seats, and people use them as campers, the one I've seen has the liftable roof thing, might be cool to go camping in it but I don't really get any time off anyway, working literally every day this month
Just don't want to work anymore. Just thinking about how I have to do this shit for another 40 years make me want to kms. Life is shit and it's only getting worse.
>>82518878Pointless to own a car when you live on an island
>>82518906as opposed to what, living in the sea?
https://youtu.be/DRHHTQZXhoIsewage rat
>>82518851>all the blokes i would get shagged by if only i were a woman
>>82518927Mainland
Low key want to buy a little van like this and put a mattress in the back
>>82518964That kind of van isn't big enough for it, or anything really, no use case for them desu
>>82518972Ive slept comfortably in smaller cars desu
do you ever daydream? i do, i dream of a sci-fi future where corporations manufacture humans in factories the human populations has reached 1 trillion and out solar system has been colonized . very fun
cosy jumper weather imminent
>>8251910430 degrees tomorrow where i live
>>82519122where the h*ll do you live?!
>>82519137Keeping it private my laddie
In that beddingtons me. Feel ill af fucked off voluntary work. Last few days have been mental.https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=nAjK2H7qzuqF7bXM
>>82519183> fucked off voluntary work.is this the beginning of the end HelperLad?
a female character makes a mistake and women call her a slut/whore, etc. a male character could a pedophile and women would still worship him.women are even misogynistic towards their own daughters but sure it's men who hate women
>>82519187Collapse era is back with a vengeance x
>>82518964It's colder than you'd think.Black lads will try to break in as well to steal tools.
>>82519213Why are you such a failure? Unironically the best would be to put you down like a sick dog
>>82519215>Black lads will try to break in as well to steal tools.has this ever happened to you?
Had to spend 20 minutes rearranging my route because the app came up with the most ridiculous """optimized""" route possible
>>82519183>Last few days have been mentalQuick rundown?
Page 7 for us kings
are you older than your dad was when he had you?
Mum just told me that I'm snoring really loud. It's because of my weight and it can be heard from downstairs. I'm quite self conscious about stuff like that and I wish she hadn't have told me that now.
>>82519238YeahEven if you write NO TOOLS LEFT IN VAN then break in because they can't read
>>82519187fucking hopefully
Nightclubs are closing down rapidly. Is this a good thing? Nightclubs fucking suck. I am glad they are dying. Hopefully, British drinking culture will just die.
>>82519523Yes, he also dead now, rip x
Nobody likes clubbing and raves except like 80 IQ chav mongs. The whole thing is coming down because such people cannot afford it.
>>82519584It's just because there are too many pakis harrassing girls now, and the moslem kids don't drink.
Clubs are dying. Pubs are dying. 40% of the youth do not drink alcohol at all.
>>82519584Turn them into houses same with pubs as well
Fucking hell whats going to happen if the beehive shuts down?
>>82519599They'll be turned into mosques and halal shops to serve the new market, and it's all because YOU do not have white children
>>82519584>Nightclubs are closing down rapidlyNot the beehive
>>82519608Who's that little lad in the brown and white coat?
>>82519608fat lasses shouldn't be allowed out
>>82519584I like only certain aspects of drinking culture which is "sat in a pub/bar with your mates in enough hubbub to be social but not so loud you have to shout over each other". Always found stuff like 'Spoons to be decent for that usually. Something thats just a step up from drinking with your mates in your living room.Nightclubs are fucking horrific to me though. Just loud and obnoxious and I'm a social retard so I hate dancing and the music they usually play too.
people don't have fireplaces any more. dedicated television sets are being replaced by smartphones, tablets.every flat with a 'living room' could be split into two flats, easily.
>>82519608HHL's neck really is quite long lol
>>82519621Yeah same, I was always disappointed when the night out moved from the pub/bar into a club.I've come to hang out with my mates and now I can't hear anyone.
>>82519626The illusion must be maintained.Yes people just need one room really but then they feel oppressed.A chimney stack and fireplace make people think they're still living in a wealthy country.
>>82519523I'm 14 years older than my dad was when I was born. I am now the same age he was when he died.
>>82519523Yes but I have two kids so I win.
>>82519632I'd usually go to one, yell for a bit, then just dip out if they wanted to go to another. Nowadays they're too old and boring really.
>>82519646>pay over a grand a month for a bedsit in a 20-storey commie block>"on-site gym and coffee machine!">suddenly becomes luxury young professional living
My throbbing penis deep in prime tranny bussy
>>82519678Which political commentator on the right will be your guys next target?
>>82519700I reckon Matt Walsh is probably going to get targeted by the tranny mafia tbqh.
Pantifa is in the thread. Backs to the walls lads, they'll notice the bulge, but not have access to the back passage.
they'd never kill a WOMAN though, would they?Posie Parker, more like Plot Armour.
>>82519708Screenshotted and sent to GCHQ. You lot are out of control.That's a shit joke, sorry, but, what if they do target him?
We're pantifa we are herePunch a nazi n mire his rear.
I wouldn't be surprised if Nigel Farage is into trannies. He seems the type.
furries never killed anyone even during fursection.
>>82519735If talking about fury on normals killing, then the left have been involved in every one, I think. There's what's just happened, and?
We could have all been frens, and loved each other (no homo), but the radical left want to take that from us.
Baked beans
i will destroy all friendships.left, right, up, down...doesn't matter.
1 last phonk song, then I'm firing up muh old PC, sort some shooprel sheeeit, then can use it finally on muh new PC. Need to do something, instead of just think of politics.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jyLzmtBKvI>>82519771*notices you missed a direction, and hugs you from the front, then runs off*
>>82519764how in the world is this an original post?
>>82519781I don't think the robot has a good memory
>>82519781Centipede
knockers
>>82519790massive nips like that are always weird to me
Dosser
>>82519790you are obsessed with this ladydid you see >>82513798 earlier? another alleged femanon allegedly posted her chest (violating /r9k/ rules, of course)
Baked beans on toast
>>82519808I think I only posted it twice, maybe 3 times now? It's also the only booba pic I have saved, and needed it for the 1 word post.No I didn't see that thread. I was playing vidya at that time.
>>82519839Toast under baked beans.
hmm. rare trade buzzer half an hour ago. bloke in a suit skulking outside not long after, next door then here. possibly trying to inform me of some debt or other formal warning.shall wait until quarter-past before checking for the post. i am expecting an important parcel.
>>82519798How has no one typed that be before
Mums not happy with the color of my piss. at night time I don't flush the toilet because sometimes it wakes mum up and she woke up and saw it and she said it was like the color of beer. She says I need to drink more water.
Courgette
One more appointment tomorrow and then on FridayThen the wimaginary wapu might finally enjoy his womfiness again
>>82519865she's just jealous because you didn't piss down her throat
Gherkin
>>82519859Awesomeness.
>>82519865What kind of beer? If it's like lager then you're fineAle and you're in trouble
>>82519848>bloke in a suit skulking outside not long afterDo you think they're on to you?
Sausage
>element inspector roaming around my street>inspect elementor roaming around /britfeel/
>>82519906i mean there are pale alesbut then again, there are stouts
>>82519927It's only a bit of fun. I'm too thick to into doing it (DNM), but would be fun 1 day.
>first one in one out deportation flight cancelled at last minute>second one in one out deportation flight with only a SINGLE illegal migrant booked on takes off WITHOUT that migrant due to last minute appealsIt's all a joke. It's all one big joke. Even this pathetic scheme which will make no meaningful difference cannot deport a single fucking illegal migrant. Just fucking burn it all down lads, holy shit.
I've decided, I'm going on a pilgrimage. Get geared up, get a pooch and some gifts (can buy teddy bears), and go and locate these memorials (just a wooden cross in the ground).
hmm. caught the postie on the corner of the opposite street, going around the back of the adjacent row. it's possible he's heading towards me and will round the corner any second now.just done a good 10 mins of staring. might take him longer than that. or he could be sneaking round right as i am typing this.
Interdasting development with my crackhead mate who sold my stuff. I got it back, and he's just rang, saying he's got me an old CRT tv from a friend of his.Hmmm.
>>82519963This has no practical impact on your life. It's all a smokescreen designed to keep you angry and to ignore the real problems in this country
>>82519993Let me guess, Le Billionaires??
good news: postie came!bad news: just two letters, both debt notices.>>82519984oh that is interesting. it sounded really grim on the theft/material front, even a bit hopeless tbqh, how's the rest of it going?
>>82519999Obviously. What will change if every illegal migrant gets deported? Your quality of life will not improve
>>82519999Nice numbers my little angry lad
>>82520013the population will be happy and go back to caring about nothing, or caring about stuff that matters more.and frankly resources are stretched thin: if you told me there were 50,000 more births than usual this year, i'd say people need to slow down making babies. you can't even register for a dentist nowadays.
Hysteria is an irrational mental condition caused by seeing the way the world truly works. Much easier to blame the immigants and the browns than focus on the complete, systematic crushing of the working classes by the political system, news owners, large corporations and the banks. That's too complex, easier to moan and shout and pick a fight with Abdul down the road, that'll surely help.
>>82520011It's weird, I know he's a really decent lad, but crack fucks with people (I was a smackhead so know a similar feeling).
>>82520060I tell people this all the time. It's easy to blame the immigrants now, as that is an issue that is costing the country tens of billions a year. That is undeniable. We have broken systems in place here, and people know it, and are letting their frustrations out.Politicians (and previous governments, and future) can't act surprised that the house is on fire, when they lit the match.
wouldn't mind reading some ruthmong routine posts rn
>>82520093Legitimate ones, not the impersonator. It's also not nice calling each other mongs. I suspect that was a tactic by a seething anon.
so i have missed the boat on solid gear almost-definitely-tomorrowi could chance possibly-dodgy gear maybe-tomorrow, maybe-Wednesday (would say it's 50/50)or i could wait until tomorrow and get the solid gear almost-definitely-Wednesdayand then the problem is i'm meeting mate A on Thursday so i'll either be in withdrawals, or i'll be actively zonked out.what a conundrum.
I wanna get involved in the polshit but I will resist.
Quite the incredible spaffington just now, was it not XInvigorating, even, arguably
how do you give something meaning?
>>82518347Fucking Hell Jess was so cute in this film.
>>82520138i go to google then do "define: something"
>>82520099fuck off you mong
>>82520138Get yourself a sprog. Gives meaning to everything you do in life because life isn't just about you anymore.
if i'd slept, i could have gone to mate B's. but i've asked her not to give me anything even if i ask. and when i have asked she normally has a gram tops. don't want to become like anon's crackhead mate, snakily screwing over my mates.
>>82520138give it a name. like those Nuzlocke challenges in Pokemon.
me? dont like germans. simple as
>>82520160funny>>82520214thats not happening>>82520217>Nuzlocke challenges in Pokemonwhut?
>>82520239>thats not happeningWhy not?
god i love the sea. the fresh air the crashing waves the flat horizon, i wish i lived closer
1st stop on the pilgrimage. I don't know who they were, but, gg.
Having a jar now fuck it why not, you only live once might aswell enjoy ourselves
>>82518143Is she really that beautiful? She wears a lot of make up and fake tan in her videos. Men are easily fooled.
>replying to an 8 hour post
>>82520616just mong things lad, mongs gonna mong and there aint much to be done about it
>tfw no british rose girlfriend
>>82520571For a brit she's good looking. In mainland europe she would be a solid 7
OK, so plan of attack for the next few hours.I have a shotgun and 9mm pistol, so hopefully get some better weaponry at the mili base. Can't remember if there's a permanent gas zone near the bottom of the path where the wolves are. I guess I'll cross/avoid that bridge when I get to it.
Community mental health team have just assigned me a PA whatever that is. What is it they are going to make me do? Fuckin ell.
>>82520710cant say those sorts of things lad I thought we were about to have another happening
Ruthmong impersonator hours
>>82520719There's a war going on in Ukraine. Men like him are brave enough to defend another country. Some just flee and get on dinghies.
>>82520687Scottish middle class bints generally do look better than most of your usual low iq English bints.
>>82520719Not IRL, silly. I just have a crappy air rifle and crossbow pistol for if SHTF and I have to hunt. I also have MS, so the chances of me getting to do that are diminishing. But I could still do it if I had to. Just roll down the countryside still I spot a cow, then pow, strike.
Could you lads survive without any tech in your boxrooms?
>>82520771>fat kid called Henry with that haircutpussy free zone lmao
>>82520771no I'm literally glued to my PC all day, its basically all I havethink without it I'd just wank and drink myself to deathwhat do you even do in a no tech room, read? workout? my brain is too fucking rotted to focus when reading and im too lazy
Another SEA right?
>>82520830Proper British family right there.
>>82520788Lad will be getting more pussy in a few years than most of us guaranteed. He'll start gymmaxxing around 15 and get a broccoli haircut if that's still in.
"going gym" is peak runt behaviour. prime cannon fodder for the upcoming conflict.
>>82520830Isn't that the guy who's in charge of the DWP now?
>>82520838>tiny kitchen>black leather sofa>crush wallpaper/white wallsanother british home. they all look the same.
>>82520830Bloke looks like s nonce
Route actually worked a lot better designing it myself
Ordered myself a little treat, it will be delivered by UPS though, I refuse to order anything that uses Evri, I know it will be damaged by the time it arrives, although tbf I could probably just collect it myself from the depot when I pick my route up
>>82520958Thought that was DVDlad for a moment there. Thought he had turned into AFTERSHAVElad
>>82521005JPG Le Male Elixir is my favourite, almost ran out though so I haven't been wearing it. Usually I buy from The Perfume Shop but it's better to order direct for the free gifts, I had to spend 110 to get the free miniature set but it's worth it, the miniatures will look good on the shelf next to the empty bottles, that's why I bought the discovery sets, I'll use the for him one myself and maybe the for her one can be gifts for dates, same for the la belle miniature, but no dates lined up atm, Schizo Meg kinda put me off desu
just found out whos pocket tommy robinson lives in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_J._Shillman>he name is literally shill-manlamo
>>82520958alright poof
>>82520958Christmas gifts? Which is the treat for yourself, the expensive one?
Is Jahans a janny on this board?
>>82521299no but your mum is
>>82521103Not gay to smell nice, women love it>>82521185All of it except the la belle miniature and the for her set
Things are NOT going well de lids>friend decided to jump out a fucking window, fucked everything>other friend rushed to hospital , almost died>Uncle is now in intensive care >Grandadberg not doing the best Starting to feel the stress of it all tbqh, if toilberg keeps up with their shit i think ill be going on the sick or just flat out leaving, cant be arsed with fucking anything
>>82521308There's a postman somewhere in a K hole.
>>82521348That's mental lad, hope it wasn't mental elf related.If you're thinking of quitting, go on the sick for a bit. Get a sicknote from the dr for anxiety and stress for a month, then hand your notice in.
>>82521364yea,the attempting to fly lad was mental elf Silly cunt doing all this over his ex like a spastic
>>82521384>Silly cunt doing all this over his ex like a spasticAlways the way, blokes are funny in that they can be totally heartless to women but then the right one can fucking ruin em for life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpoEMEur9RI
My heart is rock hard now after all of the heartbreaks I had in my early 20s. Fuck pakis.
>>82521460What do pakis have to do with it? You fell in love with a paki girl?
DJE Media is beefing with auditors kek
>>82521384That sucks. You going to be there for him?Is your other friend ok?
would love a paki gf desu, nice brown nips
c'mon and SLAMif you wana JAMc'mon and SLAM if you wana SLAM JAM
>>82521466No, a paki guy. Several guys in fact. I kept falling in love
>>82521485https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko4k_Ya4n6w
Now would be a good time to post a picture of poley
This particular JAV is very rapey de lids.
>>82521511>Now would be a good time to post a picture of poleyxD
>>82520677ex gfberg had the middle name rose, second most insane gf ive had, for the best really.
Wonder if Darren Sutton is graving us with his presence today?
>>82521615>graving
>>82521682silly boy you're meant to post mongboy.jpg
Thinking about US politics a lot lately
jammers let us down.
>>82521752Jammers let himself down
>>82521605I'm beginning to think Ruth is insane. Insane enough to support Labour.
>>82521509this is stupid i love it
>>82521794Labour is the only NEET friendly party
>>82521768No he let us down with his sad fucking life. Women must be so fucking wet for a man like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7TzuMFu-RQ
This could be Ruthmong if he had a job
>>82521818She'll never be NEET because of nepotism and being female. Bet daddy got lots of jobs awaiting for her useless media degree.
>>82521824He's American. You don't get paid much to enjoy life these days in Great Britain. The system is designed to keep men at the bottom doing the shitty jobs (because women will not do them).
>>82521844Why are salaries in the UK so Iow?
Women literally exist to do easy jobs and favour attractive men and women in the comfy workplace.
>>82521928Is this why all the CEOs are male?
>>82521933why do you think being a CEO is easy. not him btw
SONE-881, very rapey.
>>82521916>Why are salaries in the UK so Iow?Because productivity is low I think. We also don't really make anything here. So we have nothing to export.
>>82521933Midwit iq award
MMA GF punching my cock until it ejaculates.
Poking holes in the gf's birth control pills so she gets pregnant
*informs the apus that robert redford has died*
>>82522261id seen that but i dont even know who he is honestly
>>82521844If you're a bottom tier man it's your own fault.
>>82518374Russell ruined who
>hehe give me a you please xd
>>82522388Here you go lad. Treasure it.
my knees hurt
>>82518436Chk chk Shiiiiieeeet
Incredulous piss monolith
Most black people have aids. Kinda gross
Ok, taking a break from looking for player memorials. I'm going to jump on another map with a fren. A japanese themed map, should be cool af, hopefully.Songnotrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao4RCon11eY
Not gonna lie lads, I thought air fryers were a meme and got one anyway. Does some stuff nice, love a good roasted veggie in there.But fuck me cooking burgers in the things make them orgasmic. Actual perfection. Juicier than your favourite pornstar's tits.
>>82522490Would you CUM on a BIG MAC and EAT IT ?
>>82522497Air fried cum is one recipe I haven't seen yet, which is weird given people have fucking thrown everything in them.
Tried some jerk chicken while I was in London. Pretty nice but turns out I'm now HIV positive
My black friends all have aids but they are good lads
>>82522490air fryers are just mini ovens
im going to retire into poverty fuck sake
Leftist meltys on tap x
>>82522679Marry a rich lass
>>82522679>have a decent paying job since graduated>opened the pension like 5 years ago>work's been paying into the pension>checked it the other day>"if you carry on like this you'll get 19k a year when you retire">and thats only if you dont take the lump sum (which you always should)That doesn't seem like fucking much. I guess it assumes I have to be mortgage and debt free but I quite like earning more than what is under fucking minimum wage.
>>82522786i'd suggest eating, drinking and/or smoking so much that you end up dying from a heart attack/cirrhosis/cancer in your 40s or 50s so you never have to claim your pension x
>>82522786Remember you'll also get the state pension which is an additional 8k a year or something. So 2250 a month to live on, with no housing costs. It's not bad.
>>82522802Working on it.>>82522811Aye fair enough, I hadn't really looked into it enough to figure it out. Could be worse but thats still so much fucking less than I'm now used to.
>>82522811> you'll also get the state pensionKeeeeeeeeeeeeek what's the date big man 1975?
Paid intpot all me loife Proime mister Xatu Mbgunlalajad pbuh says oi get me stoite pension when am 70 yeah
Ruthmong do you own a suit?
>I MUST PLAY WITH THE DOLLIES>PLEASE DOLLIES LET ME GIVE YOU ATTENTION
killing myself, becoming a ghost and posessing wop's tampon
>does poster own thing>no I don't >xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>82522892Now thats what I call zany and random lad get in hit us with another one you nutter I bet you can go on all night with the bants
I doubt any of us here will see a state pension desu
Just stuck the heating on, that's summer over now
>>82522978>Autumn begins on September 1st by the meteorological definition and on September 22nd in 2025 by the astronomical definitioni never new there were to start dates for autumn
>>82522978My central heating doesn't work. So I put on my dressing gown on over my clothes for extra comf.
>>82522978>Just stuck the heating onProof?
>>82522871No. I won't be going to any weddings or funerals.
>No. I won't be going to any weddings or funerals.SCREAMING
>>82523069What kind of job does your brother have?
>>82523108I'm not speaking about my fucking family.
What's the point me working when I won't get to enjoy life? There's no progression for me.>no girlfriend>no travel>no moving out
Shove bacon in my mouth
>>82522997>My central heating doesn't work. So I put on my dressing gown on over my clothes for extra comf.grim. talk to the land lord mate its a legal requirement
There is no fucking future for me. Why would I care about getting a job now? Why? It's impossible to get employed when you haven't worked for years. They've got immigrants to do shit jobs. All the more progressive jobs will be highly competitive. There's no point playing a game I can't win.
>>82523113Why not? Let's get to know each other x
>>82523229but you seem deeply unhappy with your situation atm
>>82523113You spam about other shit plenty you're clearly an attention whore, so weird line to draw.
>>82523197They've been round twice and attempted different fixes. Same thing happened, it worked for a bit then stopped working again.I don't think they're keen on spending money on calling out the dude to come fix it.
>>82523268>>82523233I'm not in a good mindset right now. Life has nothing to offer ever since turning an adult.
*puffs out like a proud mama bird*
Meant to be in the office tomorrow but I'm not going.Fuck em.I went in last week and there was nobody else in so I'm not bothering.
Had to call up JPG earlier because it looked like DPD didn't have the property number only the street name, it's all sorted now, the French woman was right it was just that they hadn't received the information yet. French women are my weakness desu, I love how they say "exactly" a lot and I love the way they say "thank you so much"
S'up fudge packers?
Turns out my mums will says you alonr can get everything IF you look after the cat
>>82523381Most "inheritance" from boomers is going to P&O and Saga cruises, the rest will be taxes
My boss constantly sends me tiktoks
>>82523294i asked google for advice and it gave me this>What to do insteadReport in Writing: Formally notify your landlord about the lack of hot water in writing and keep records of all communication. Contact Your Local Council: If the landlord doesn't respond or make repairs in a reasonable time, contact your local council's environmental health department, as they can intervene. Seek Legal Advice: Consult an organization like Citizens Advice or a solicitor to understand your options. Consider Rent Reduction: In severe cases, you may be entitled to a rent reduction, but this should be done through the appropriate legal channels, such as applying to the First-tier Tribunal. Pay Rent into an Account: If you are advised to do so, you may need to pay rent into a separate account to show you are still willing to pay when the problem is resolved.
My aunt is 65 still comes out with drivel about how nice it would be moving to Spain how are you still unsettled at that age. Boomers are all like that nothing is ever enough there's not enough sunny days and car finance and white wine always need more
Shall be doing une thing now, me, shan't iVerily
>>82523403Thanks, my dude. Originally, of course.
>>82523229You are a boring cunt.Cheers xxx
>>82523419Jealous much lad? Just do what you want kek. Loads of cash in hand work gong at the moment, 150 a day and then just fuck off where you want. Fuck office bs.You can run a business online in UK and move to Bulgaria and pay fuck all taxes. Got loads of friends have done it. Just loophole your way to happiness. We're in a dying country in a dying continent so take advantage.
>>82523392Mumsy is planning to spend her last penny on her deathbed, bless her heart.
Good ol' wanky spanky
Maybe there's a god above.
>>82523472Did brexit not kill emigrating to europe?
>>82523536good before a deepy sleepy
>>82523575if there is he's very hands off
>>82523579Not Bulgaria lad, we have an agreement. I've had a few friends move to Uruguay too as you pay no taxes there at all, surprisingly cheap and peaceful apparently though I've never been. https://www.gov.uk/guidance/living-in-bulgaria#visas-and-residencyIt's all BS anyway. If you want to move to Greece for example you just need 100k of assets there. US is the biggest con, you can literally go to the embassy and pay them cash to speed up the visa and push it through. My professor had to do it when he went over the limit as part of a orchestra. Also had an engineering friend confirm it still happens.
>>82523575https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0dB8OFtKz4
Holy heck the avengers will be in london to stop fascism https://nitter.net/UKStopTrump/status/1967143832392466896
>>82523730i really do not fucking care
>>82523730Seems about right. Daddy is funding them so he can up his rent on his 1000 rental properties. Not his daughter getting raped kek. Absolute bellends. Do love this image from the comments though.
>listen, small child, in this movie you will be playing a special TYPE of person. you know how boys fall in love with girls, like your mommy and daddy? well YOU are portraying a young man who can fall in love with other young men.
>>82523730Oh wow they're playing with dollies in the videoIt's all so gay
Watched Kinds of Kindness. Enjoyed it immensely.
>>82523730>WATCH THE FOOTBALL>IT'S GONNA MOVE!
new mitchell and webb show any good?
>>82523851it's pretty bad. like a 3/10. smiled a few times, liked the sketch ideas, just never really stuck the landing. shame tbqh.
Britfeel is a little dead tonight, isn't it?
reminder that if you 'ironically' support Nazis like Trump, Farage, and Starmer, you are unironically a Nazi.
>>82523915im ere, chip
>>82523915lads have better things to do
>>82523917thank you lgbt meme
>>82523917what does nazi even mean anymore
>>82523924What in the fuck is that?! Looks like a stomach.
>>82523931for alternative videos of literally-whos predicting the rise of fascism, how abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVZ3QwA5wy8the country is still not fascist, (Ms Bird quit her job as MP shortly after this. so presumably she is a crypto-fascist).to stay completely safe from fascism, and Britain turning fascist: vote fpr no one. lock your doors. never go outside. get some of that blitz spirit back.
Got hired for making fun of Charlie Kirk's death
>>82523960>what does nazi even mean anymoreYou like things that I dislike basically
bit sad I dont have a proper family, thinking about how everyone I know/ have known seem to have large families they all know, things aren't perfect im sure but still. Wish I had long lasting connections with cousins, had family get togethers, went and did stuff etc. Never had any of it because they all fell out and had 2 parents on bennies who would constantly bicker about the poor state of things. Lad in work was talking about how on the weekend a load of them went to wales for a piss up and get together and I cant even fathom that. Nay gf, nay family nay mates wtf man.
>>82524073i saw in the news they're going out saying if you do this you should lose your job? even if it was unrelated. you made a Twitter post, you work in kitchen installations. lose your job.
At an Airbnb and this site is only partially working on their WiFi, must have child locks on but not working very well. Can't load pictures or refresh the page but can get in via catalog. Mad shit desu.
remember when Ricky Gervais wrote himself into a Simpsons episode?
>finally save enough shekels to debt myself up with a mortgage>move to nice area>wheelie bin has been stolen by someone on the estate whilst vacant.>was hoping someone would give it back on bin day but they have no shame keeping it>find some random guy trying to get in my garden to "stop the gate banging" >challenge him and he said he thought nobody lived here>previous tenant has filled the garden waste bin but not emptied it, meaning I have to pay extra to have it removed>lights were on and car was on the drivePissed off desu lads. Have to pay 60 quid for a new bin and I've got no way to dispose of all the shit I'm clearning out.
>>82524193try using the lighter mobile mode ladhttps://p.4chan.org/r9k/thread/82518006although those are the same thumbnails (the ___s.jpg ones) just scaled down. but the overall page might be smaller.
>>82524231Just flipped onto 5g instead, not letting this joker keep me from shitposting. Only here for the night with sisterberg so we can go to unclebergs funeral tomorrow, then headed home tomorrow. Been a 5 hour drive for each of us down to the deep west country so probs gonna go to beddy byes soon anyway.
>>82523974That's a garloid lad, can't believe you don't have one for fresh milkies every day. >not having a garloid in the year of our lord 2146>shiggydiggy.jpg
>>82524183If you're a grown adult who needs it explained to you why that is the case society is better off without you desu. Freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences. x
>>82524298so the internet was serious business this whole time?!why didn't you fuckers tell me. i've been saying all sorts ;__;
>>82524312No that's just the canned response you had prepared in advance. I'm not interested in your 30 year old edgelord drivel.
Beef queef
>>82524312If you die in the Internet you die for real
Me? Just spent 21 quid on an OOP Blu-ray. Daughter of the Nile (1987). Ordered more Hong Wong and Chinese films today too.
>>82524357You watched Kinds of Kindness lad? Watched it earlier and I loved it. Yorgos Lanthimos can do no wrong in my eyes.
>>82524357AI generated movie titles
>>82524392Haven't seen it yet but have loved pretty much all of his films so no doubt I'll enjoy it. Corrr, Dogtooth being released in 4K in America.
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-woman-tragically-took-life-32483218now that is bullshit>cops get the wrong lad>his gf becomes para the cops are after them>can't cope, kills herself>lad now longer has a gf>kills himself too
My partner works at the job centre and a typical case would be a woman bringing in her dad who has just arrived from the middle east that day. He asks for a translator, puts in a claim for universal credit with the disability part and PIP. He clearly doesn't need PIP. After a few weeks he will recover over a thousand pounds every month. He's never paid tax and it's just wrong. In the US they can't claim a penny so why are we so different? We can't afford millions of immigrants on benefits and in social housing. It's making us poor. This is the kind of thing that can be changed overnight. We're being exploited and that's offensive to me. Isn't foreign aid enough?
i don't watch any of that foreign muckbritish and american movies only
>>82524485Honestly I'm surprised there aren't more people doing it.If I lived in a desert shit hole and heard that the UK was giving out free houses and money then I'd be over in a heartbeat.You're right that we can't afford it, our welfare bill is incredible.
>>82524485I work on the pncs and you should see the amount of immigrants who are criminals and haven't been employed in years or were shit like ''cleaner'', andreea ionut 31 unemployed, 3 counts of petty theft, once worked as a cleaner, just shit like this but ad infinitum. Or its Mihretab Tekhleab from ''norway'', biographics 1 and 2 (identity card) show Eritrea, 3 counts of affray deemed NFA, 1 assault of a support worker cautioned, 3 counts of shop lifting, remand, 1 count of robbery with grievous bodily harm (guilty), go to refer them to FNORC, ''DO not pursued'' - FNORC have determined that this case does not meet the criteria outlined for deportationSOUND ONE CHEERS FNORC M8
The milk has gone off. Gonna have to make my wuppa with some of my mum's oat milk. Grim.
IMPORTANT Update: Oat milk goes really nicely in a wuppa. Who would have known.
>>82524469police are scum lad. just watch them audit videos and you will feel so much hate. sad sad stuff.
might get into a bit of stalking to pass the time
how did R find out lads?
>>82524950Anon Ymous told her.
>>82524958she doesn't deserve to be happy for what she has done.
>>82524950tip-off to the National Stalking Helplineand if you so much as try to find out who it was, that makes YOU a stalker too
>>82524975she called me and said she deleted her videos because she knew only her biggest fan would have them all saved, and he deserves to feel special.
Crossy not in tonight?
>>82525139real mong hours starting. he'll be in soon.
>>82524984It's certainly not stalking.>>82524997Nah she did it as it's the only way to cause me emotional pain.
2.50 a month for a vpn on proton for 2 years lads
Deleted youtube videos are personal attack against me hehe aren't I so mentally unwell and krazy lads I'm like heckin joker xd
Just applied for 2 jobs. Hard days graft that.
It's good to get back to dossing, lads. The japanese map is breddy cool.
>>82525364Very aesthetically pleasing.
>>82525400I won't spam loads. Last 1, cool looking statue.And a choon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jyLzmtBKvI
I'm going to prison or will die.
>>82525477How come, what has happened?
>>82525482Bored of being a shut-in to be honest.
>>82525516That shouldn't warrant doing something that will either cause prison or death.
Day only feels enjoyable when I'm masturbating. There is nothing to live for without libido.
>>82525554I like 1 just before bed, helps relax the body.Looking forward to tonight's, desu.
>>82525554This is why I stopped taking fin for my hair. Was also making my chest hurt too which I think was early signs of gyno. Absolutely wrecked my libido, and I was taking half-dose too. Was a nightmare to cum too even when I could keep hard. Was an incel even with hair anyway
Why Ameriburgers always get stuck on the rail crossings?>let me just flash my headlights to stop the huge train kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnLywyrG4Zo
Bit quiet tonight lads? Have a bump, as I head off to bed.
Am rly excited about new danganronpa
Hello my name is x and am Autistic(Rules)No swearingNo saying or calling my Posts cringe No Negativity No DisrespectNo ImpatienceNo Cyberbullying
Princess Sonia
A precious melody frm long time ago https://vocaroo.com/1gjkVAe46Ud9
Kinda sad Polish lass isn't around anymore. I'll miss looking up her piliferous nares.
Been quite facsinated wi listening to old nokia 3310 ringtones on youtube today
On my d*ds nokia 3310 his ringtone was Eminem Stan fr a while
You reckon he has a replacement girlfriend now? I expect he has no trouble attracting women.
You never see her with a boyfriend. Why is that? She's an outgoing and kind Welsh bird. Isn't that what a man wants?
The hell with working a shit job. Give me easy office job like women or I continue to to leech.
Polly pit the kettle on
Some of us are born to never contribute to society and have fun. The system is rigged. They want us to work the shit jobs.
Watching myman metatron playing skyrim 2:22
Apparently this is a crime.
https://youtu.be/4dE1pdpQQvY
I <3 having a kettle in my room.its my auntys kettle n_n
https://youtube.com/shorts/iHY2nkGUoPE Jings what a kerfuffle !
RELEASE THE GOLLIW*GS!!!
I tried to write it but its coming up as gollibobba ?
Pov you r taylor swifts cat napping in the garden
Some ppl say a cait sith isnt a fairy but its a witch that turned into a cat nine times but on the ninth time she got stuck as a cat.Am not sure if thats what happened to Salem also.
Nobody apologised fr how they treated me.They jst blamed me for how i reacted.REgardless.....no hate in my heart.....only love n acceptance
>>82527290Crossy have you ever tried pregabalins?
>>82527390Yesh am fond of them,,Its really nice.Had a prescription for it in the past too not anymore sadly.Howcome ?
That remind me i went shops this morn nd saw a strip of 5mg diazepams on the ground.Empty of course.x
Not right how many obese cats britfeel has. Animal abuse!
>>82527418>Howcome ?Got my hands on some of them yesterday for the first time and will try them soon x
My wee cat isnt fat.Shes smol nd light.Shes asleep nxt to me rn
>>82526527There was a girl at the spacker school I went to who looks a lot like her. She broke multiple chairs by being too heavy for them kek. Nice girl though
Ave had 1 fat cat in the past However he already came that way as we adopted him while his owner wasnt allowed pets in her new property But i fixed his weight over that time he was wiv us Nd hes still at a helathy weight now hes living back with his mummy.I think the hard thing is hes a indoor cat.So he didnt burn off calories naturally like.Nd he was so so food motivated so it felt bad denying him his treats but it needed done so eya....The vet said he is a naturally 'big' cat as well though like big boned.I miss him a lot sometimes I fink as well because he was indoors and am a neet we simply spent so much time together.Like 24 hrs a day nd so we had a close bond.But hes still got a good life now so thats all that matters.
Every morning he woke me up pawing at my face fr brekkie my sleep pattern was good in those days bc i had a wee furry alarm
>>82527493Nice If its the 300mg ones i rec you split them in half as thats quite heavy for a first time.I only did bout 150mg at a time normally which was 3 of the wee 50mg ones.ITs better to start smol though
To be honest some ppl on /an/ say that its cruel to let your cat go outdoors.Am not sure what i think about it.U can make some reasonable points in both ways.
My face in an incredibly hairy fanny
My wee 1 doesnt go very far jst in the garden nd around the neighbourhood ave had a GPS tracker before to see where she went nd it wasnt very far.Nd she likes going out mostly when its dark n quiet outside so thats good.I do worry about it sometimes tho.
>>82527696/an/ are mongs
Aunty pit the kettle on
I fink phenibut is still legal here,as its classed as supplement or something dont quote me though but there used to be normal web sites that still sold it not that long ago.Its similar to pregabalin but its like diet pregabalin it does have a nice buzz though nd good for anxiety.There used to be a guy on ebay frm Ireland that sold it too nd the stuff he had was rocket fuel I loved it but that was ages ago now.
just woke up, work in 40, slept fine, small incident around midnight but otherwise smooth sailing, i work so crossy doesnt have to, it wednesday x
>>82527769I appreciate it.Hopefuly u have a good day
Shame crossmong didn't OD during the night
Congratsyou broke ptrtty much all the rules in one go >>82526379
Honestly when youve elected to go to sleep its like youtube casts a +10 buff that makes all the videos so much more interesting nd I want to watch all the shorts
fat scottish grifting drug addict
>Orcas sink one boat, damage another, off coast of PortugalThought about helper when i seen this
Orcas nd all cetaceans r so beautiful nd magical
>>82527902They are the bad guys of the ocean
Nighty nights xx
how to get rich quick? cba to work anymore
>>82528285Stepdad ejaculates on and in mammy while you sleep
Woken up by gf riding my face before hopping on my cock. Not a bad start to the day.
>>82528492Bet she stank
>>82528492>Woken up by gf riding my face before hopping on my cock.Proof?
>>82528492Living the dream. Couple of exs used to play with my willy when I was asleep while schlicking, not noticing I'd woke up. Wonder if that's a common thing?
orange nonce in the UK
