im bored ask me questions
Can you touch your fingers behind your back like this?
>>82534837im hyperflexible i can do my whole handone time i did it in the subway and a black guy kept staring at me
>>82534788>ask me questionsThoughts on Israel?
>>82534788Why are you a worthless human being who deserve a slow painful death?
>>82534962I love Israel and the Jews and think they truly are the master race as all good Christians should
how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
>>82534962israel is a placei think it's bad what they're doing in gazaunfortunately i have betrayed my zogbot programming and my anus bomb shall explode>>82534967idk bro sorry for pissing u off
>>82534788What's your net worth and month income?
>>82535000my net worth is 700 buxmy monthly income is 651 neetbux a month. hoping to get a job and go to college later tho
>>82534788I KNOW you have some aspect of your personality that is insufferable, so what is it?
should I level my outlaw rogue to 80 or do +10 dungeons on my disc priest after work?
>>82535009>651 neetbux a monthNot bad.>hoping to get a job Are you white male cause it'll be hard AF>Unless stem there's no point and even then AI is coming
>>82535014idk im not introspective enough to be able to telli guess im annoying and i like to mess with others and never owe up when i do something wrong>>82535019idk>>82535030im not white and ive applied to dozens of jobs and 1 has called back (cashier) i stumbled on the phone so bad and i was half asleep so she hung upalso i wanna go to college because i like stem stuff and i like AI i think it'll probably replace coding jobs soon enough but i want to become an electrical engineer and work in AI data centers. it's been my passion since 2018
>>82535069you have to answer. rogue or priest. this is no easy, why the fuck would you reply idk.nobody wants that attitude
>>82534788What is your oldest 4chan post that you can remember right now? Can you quote it?
>>82535141priest>>82535149idk. im a newfag and it was probably a year or so ago on this board, some post farming for attention Iike this one
>>82535174>a year or so agoHmmmmm. What's your age?
>>8253524818 yes i know im a youngfag but this website is the only one i can actually use
>>82534788Howd you end up here? And do you consider yourself a incel, If yes why.
>>82534788thoughts on fire punch endinggo back to tiktok btw
>>82535019youu are a faggot for giving money for retail
>>825353251. a bit what the fuck2. never used tiktok>>825353181. yes i consider myself an incel because even tho im not looking for a relationship i could never get a GF. for one, am ugly (actual ugly) for two gigasperg who doesnt know how to talk to people and babbles when i try to speak, also i hate emotional vulnerabilityim here cause people are fucked up and speak their truth and reading things said here makes me feel worse but in am enjoyable kind of way
do you think happy people are generally less intelligent then sad people?
>>82535397Well if it makes you feel better i am not ugly nor bad at talking to people and still considered a incel, 23 and going strong. Probably wont change if it hasnt so far.
>>825354061000%>>82535410it makes me feel nothing i honestly don't care
>>82534788What is your dream?Other anons can respond too
>>82535437it was for a long time my dream to become a scientist and further science to improve the human condition, that was my cope since my life generally sucked in all regardsif i was born 10 years earlier id probably get into AI but it's too late now sothese days it's more so just about having friends and not being a sperg anymore tho
>>82535269Don't get me wrong, I'm 18 too, I just thought it was interesting to ask because generally most anons discovered 4chan when they were teenagers, so I was thinking "If he's only known about r9k for 1 year, that's kind of suspicious." I already use r9k for 4 years so I'm your veteran here, hehe. Have you already graduated or are you a senior?>>82535437>Other anons can respond tooI would say my biggest dream would be to become a famous writer or something like that. What's yours?
>>82535499when i was under 18 i thought 4chan was evil and scary and one time i visited it and saw gore and clicked off. got used to seeing gay poop porn or whatever they are posting here. anyway im not a senior and i don't care i just kind of orbit around this site
>>82535547>4chan was evil and scaryLol. Now, continuing with the AMA thread, did your parents ever question you about never having had a girlfriend?
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>>82535461>become a scientist and further science to improve the human conditionSounds wonderful. Are you studying for some direction or are you not moving towards your dreams?>>82535499> biggest dream would be to become a famous writer or something like thatGood luck, nonny!>What's yours?Home, family, my own private school and research center, I want to research people too.
>>82535461>it was for a long time my dream to become a scientist and further science to improve the human condition, that was my cope since my life generally sucked in all regardsDamn, are you me?
>>82535642i was raised by my single mom who was pretty fucked in life and especially by my dad so the extent of her advice was never trust people and you'll probably never find a good woman. she still told me i should get a wife one day but she couldn't give a flying fuck if i had a GF and understands that I have more shit going on.>>82535645i have ADHD and hated studying so eventually not studying for anything also brother attempting suicide caught up to me and i flunked out. working on getting my GED by next year and also getting medicated and ill maybe become a scientist, if AI doesn't replace scientists by the time i get a masters>>82535673my nerdmaxxing bruther.. walking outside
>>82535645>Good luck, nonny!Thanks.>Home, family, my own private school and research centerThese are good dreams. Since when did you start having them? And how do you imagine the family that you would be happy to form?
>>82535706>i was raised by my single momThat's kinda sad, man. What do you think about your father and when was the last time you saw him?
>>82535731very strained relationship with him. initially i went to live with him because i was tired of being with mom who has anger issues but my dad is an autistic robot who only cares about religion so we never got along. then when he found out i was irreligious he kidnapped me to his 3rd world country and i tried to escape many times but eventually i drew a map to escape which he mistook as a suicide plan so he gave in and let me go homethese days he comes by to buy me and my mom food and take my brothers for a walk, i act friendly it i don't like him.i prefer my mom now. she's not as much a bitch as she once was, she's nice now, and she's barely religious. a stoner looking guy just stared me down
>>82535731not op but figure you might wanna hear other viewpoints toomy mom and dad were in the national guard together, he wanted to raise me mormon and my mom was pretty ante-that. moved me all the way to texas from virginia. i last spoke with him on a trip to DC in 2014 i think. i was seven.he has his own family now. a wife and 2 daughters. feels weird to think i have 2 half-sisters. they may never know i exist. its just how things are. i don't hold any grudge against him.
>>82535810OP here i also have 2 half siblings so that's that >>82535810
>anythingShould I buy the whole Kingdom Hearts series on Steam or just 1.5 + 2.5 ReMIX?
>>82535841i heard it was really good so go aheadjust peed in a bush
>>82535706>i have ADHD and hated studyingUnderstandable. I have ADHD, also bipolar and generalized anxiety. But it's something you can learn to live with and at 22 I'm not doing too badly.>also brother attempting suicide caught up to me and i flunked outThat's terrible, I hope everything goes well for you both >>82535717>Since when did you start having them? I've wanted to be an astrophysicist since I was a kid. But around 19, I became more interested in human beings. So I guess since 20-21.>And how do you imagine the family that you would be happy to form?Good wife, someone I could trust. 2-4 kids, sons and daughters,
>>82534788lowkey what keeps you from offing urself
>>82535927i mean ive lived with ADHD my whole life so i think i already know how to deal with it which is: not that greathoping meds can save me>>825359281. mom would be sad and i love my mom2. i wanna see how the world evolves3. i don't know what's after death, it could be eternal nothingness, it could be eternal consciousness, it could be hell or it could be spaghetti being eaten by a very fat manyou have no proof that the afterlife is not spaghetti being eaten by a very fat man. if you say yo do, you don't.gotta lay off the sugar
>>82535825thanks opmaybe we have the same dad>>82535825
>>82535794Well, in a certain way, it was thanks to your escape map that you managed to get back home, kek. By the way you spoke in the previous post, I thought he had abandoned you and distanced himself or something like that, although the real situation isn't that much better.>>82535810>figure you might wanna hear other viewpoints tooI do, I find it interesting to hear childhood stories from other anons.>they may never know i existHow do you know about them? Instagram?>i don't hold any grudge against himThat's nice, I mean, I think it's sad to see a son hating his own father (even if with reason). Maybe I think this way because I imagine that I wouldn't be able to be a good father if I had a child, dunno.>>82535927>2-4 kidsHoly shit, you must be someone with a lot of patience.
>>82536018he kind of abandoned us by choosing to spend his time with his native family and religious organisation since he was trying to piousmaxx, but due to that, even before the divorce i never saw him home. not made better by the fact things weren't so good between him and my mom
>>82534788what do yuo want from me
>>82536050IM GONNA COME FIND YOU
>>82536061And kill me? :D
>>82536018>how do you know about them?my mom told me. i only know his first name, i was born out of wedlock.>on hatelove is best.
>>82535977>which is: not that great hoping meds can save meI've had it easier as I've gotten older. I think this is due to the fact that the prefrontal cortex is formed before the age of 25. But medication has helped me through the hard times, so it's always worth seeking help.>>82536018>Holy shit, you must be someone with a lot of patienceMaybe my experience with my siblings is having an influence. Well it's important to me, it's part of self-actualization for me, I guess. To create people, I think I will consider it a success if at least one of them will be smarter and better than me, but even if they will be worse than me, which is likely, it's no big deal, I will still love them.
>>82536096and pet youbut hopefully you won't come into the building and ill have to spend 5 minutes luring you outand then also have to wash my hands with bleach afterwards and change my clothes cause you have a weird woundoh SHIT i ruined my shirt