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im bored ask me questions
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Can you touch your fingers behind your back like this?
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>>82534837
im hyperflexible i can do my whole hand
one time i did it in the subway and a black guy kept staring at me
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>>82534788
>ask me questions
Thoughts on Israel?
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>>82534788
Why are you a worthless human being who deserve a slow painful death?
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>>82534962
I love Israel and the Jews and think they truly are the master race as all good Christians should
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how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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>>82534962
israel is a place

i think it's bad what they're doing in gaza
unfortunately i have betrayed my zogbot programming and my anus bomb shall explode

>>82534967
idk bro sorry for pissing u off
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>>82534788
What's your net worth and month income?
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>>82535000
my net worth is 700 bux
my monthly income is 651 neetbux a month. hoping to get a job and go to college later tho
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>>82534788
I KNOW you have some aspect of your personality that is insufferable, so what is it?
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should I level my outlaw rogue to 80 or do +10 dungeons on my disc priest after work?
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>>82535009
>651 neetbux a month
Not bad.
>hoping to get a job
Are you white male cause it'll be hard AF
>Unless stem there's no point and even then AI is coming
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>>82535014
idk im not introspective enough to be able to tell

i guess im annoying and i like to mess with others and never owe up when i do something wrong

>>82535019
idk

>>82535030
im not white and ive applied to dozens of jobs and 1 has called back (cashier) i stumbled on the phone so bad and i was half asleep so she hung up

also i wanna go to college because i like stem stuff and i like AI i think it'll probably replace coding jobs soon enough but i want to become an electrical engineer and work in AI data centers. it's been my passion since 2018
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>>82535069
you have to answer. rogue or priest. this is no easy, why the fuck would you reply idk.

nobody wants that attitude
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>>82534788
What is your oldest 4chan post that you can remember right now? Can you quote it?
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>>82535141
priest

>>82535149
idk. im a newfag and it was probably a year or so ago on this board, some post farming for attention Iike this one
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>>82535174
>a year or so ago
Hmmmmm. What's your age?
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>>82535248
18 yes i know im a youngfag but this website is the only one i can actually use
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>>82534788
Howd you end up here? And do you consider yourself a incel, If yes why.
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>>82534788
thoughts on fire punch ending
go back to tiktok btw
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>>82535019
youu are a faggot for giving money for retail
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>>82535325
1. a bit what the fuck
2. never used tiktok

>>82535318
1. yes i consider myself an incel because even tho im not looking for a relationship i could never get a GF.

for one, am ugly (actual ugly) for two gigasperg who doesnt know how to talk to people and babbles when i try to speak, also i hate emotional vulnerability

im here cause people are fucked up and speak their truth and reading things said here makes me feel worse but in am enjoyable kind of way
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do you think happy people are generally less intelligent then sad people?
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>>82535397
Well if it makes you feel better i am not ugly nor bad at talking to people and still considered a incel, 23 and going strong. Probably wont change if it hasnt so far.
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>>82535406
1000%
>>82535410
it makes me feel nothing i honestly don't care
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>>82534788
What is your dream?
Other anons can respond too
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>>82535437
it was for a long time my dream to become a scientist and further science to improve the human condition, that was my cope since my life generally sucked in all regards

if i was born 10 years earlier id probably get into AI but it's too late now so

these days it's more so just about having friends and not being a sperg anymore tho
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>>82535269
Don't get me wrong, I'm 18 too, I just thought it was interesting to ask because generally most anons discovered 4chan when they were teenagers, so I was thinking "If he's only known about r9k for 1 year, that's kind of suspicious." I already use r9k for 4 years so I'm your veteran here, hehe. Have you already graduated or are you a senior?
>>82535437
>Other anons can respond too
I would say my biggest dream would be to become a famous writer or something like that. What's yours?
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>>82535499
when i was under 18 i thought 4chan was evil and scary and one time i visited it and saw gore and clicked off. got used to seeing gay poop porn or whatever they are posting here. anyway im not a senior and i don't care i just kind of orbit around this site
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>>82535547
>4chan was evil and scary
Lol. Now, continuing with the AMA thread, did your parents ever question you about never having had a girlfriend?
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post haircut
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>>82535461
>become a scientist and further science to improve the human condition
Sounds wonderful. Are you studying for some direction or are you not moving towards your dreams?
>>82535499
> biggest dream would be to become a famous writer or something like that
Good luck, nonny!
>What's yours?
Home, family, my own private school and research center, I want to research people too.
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>>82535461
>it was for a long time my dream to become a scientist and further science to improve the human condition, that was my cope since my life generally sucked in all regards
Damn, are you me?
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>>82535642
i was raised by my single mom who was pretty fucked in life and especially by my dad so the extent of her advice was never trust people and you'll probably never find a good woman. she still told me i should get a wife one day but she couldn't give a flying fuck if i had a GF and understands that I have more shit going on.

>>82535645
i have ADHD and hated studying so eventually not studying for anything also brother attempting suicide caught up to me and i flunked out. working on getting my GED by next year and also getting medicated and ill maybe become a scientist, if AI doesn't replace scientists by the time i get a masters

>>82535673
my nerdmaxxing bruther..

walking outside
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>>82535645
>Good luck, nonny!
Thanks.
>Home, family, my own private school and research center
These are good dreams. Since when did you start having them? And how do you imagine the family that you would be happy to form?
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>>82535706
>i was raised by my single mom
That's kinda sad, man. What do you think about your father and when was the last time you saw him?
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>>82535731
very strained relationship with him. initially i went to live with him because i was tired of being with mom who has anger issues but my dad is an autistic robot who only cares about religion so we never got along. then when he found out i was irreligious he kidnapped me to his 3rd world country and i tried to escape many times but eventually i drew a map to escape which he mistook as a suicide plan so he gave in and let me go home

these days he comes by to buy me and my mom food and take my brothers for a walk, i act friendly it i don't like him.

i prefer my mom now. she's not as much a bitch as she once was, she's nice now, and she's barely religious.

a stoner looking guy just stared me down
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>>82535731
not op but figure you might wanna hear other viewpoints too
my mom and dad were in the national guard together, he wanted to raise me mormon and my mom was pretty ante-that. moved me all the way to texas from virginia. i last spoke with him on a trip to DC in 2014 i think. i was seven.
he has his own family now. a wife and 2 daughters. feels weird to think i have 2 half-sisters. they may never know i exist. its just how things are. i don't hold any grudge against him.
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>>82535810
OP here i also have 2 half siblings so that's that >>82535810
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>anything
Should I buy the whole Kingdom Hearts series on Steam or just 1.5 + 2.5 ReMIX?
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>>82535841
i heard it was really good so go ahead

just peed in a bush
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>>82535706
>i have ADHD and hated studying
Understandable. I have ADHD, also bipolar and generalized anxiety. But it's something you can learn to live with and at 22 I'm not doing too badly.
>also brother attempting suicide caught up to me and i flunked out
That's terrible, I hope everything goes well for you both
>>82535717
>Since when did you start having them?
I've wanted to be an astrophysicist since I was a kid. But around 19, I became more interested in human beings. So I guess since 20-21.
>And how do you imagine the family that you would be happy to form?
Good wife, someone I could trust. 2-4 kids, sons and daughters,
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>>82534788
lowkey what keeps you from offing urself
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>>82535927
i mean ive lived with ADHD my whole life so i think i already know how to deal with it which is: not that great
hoping meds can save me

>>82535928

1. mom would be sad and i love my mom
2. i wanna see how the world evolves
3. i don't know what's after death, it could be eternal nothingness, it could be eternal consciousness, it could be hell or it could be spaghetti being eaten by a very fat man

you have no proof that the afterlife is not spaghetti being eaten by a very fat man. if you say yo do, you don't.

gotta lay off the sugar
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>>82535825
thanks op
maybe we have the same dad
>>82535825
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>>82535794
Well, in a certain way, it was thanks to your escape map that you managed to get back home, kek. By the way you spoke in the previous post, I thought he had abandoned you and distanced himself or something like that, although the real situation isn't that much better.
>>82535810
>figure you might wanna hear other viewpoints too
I do, I find it interesting to hear childhood stories from other anons.
>they may never know i exist
How do you know about them? Instagram?
>i don't hold any grudge against him
That's nice, I mean, I think it's sad to see a son hating his own father (even if with reason). Maybe I think this way because I imagine that I wouldn't be able to be a good father if I had a child, dunno.
>>82535927
>2-4 kids
Holy shit, you must be someone with a lot of patience.
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>>82536018
he kind of abandoned us by choosing to spend his time with his native family and religious organisation since he was trying to piousmaxx, but due to that, even before the divorce i never saw him home. not made better by the fact things weren't so good between him and my mom
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>>82534788
what do yuo want from me
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>>82536050
IM GONNA COME FIND YOU
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>>82536061
And kill me? :D
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>>82536018
>how do you know about them?
my mom told me. i only know his first name, i was born out of wedlock.
>on hate
love is best.
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>>82535977
>which is: not that great hoping meds can save me
I've had it easier as I've gotten older. I think this is due to the fact that the prefrontal cortex is formed before the age of 25. But medication has helped me through the hard times, so it's always worth seeking help.
>>82536018
>Holy shit, you must be someone with a lot of patience
Maybe my experience with my siblings is having an influence. Well it's important to me, it's part of self-actualization for me, I guess. To create people, I think I will consider it a success if at least one of them will be smarter and better than me, but even if they will be worse than me, which is likely, it's no big deal, I will still love them.
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>>82536096
and pet you

but hopefully you won't come into the building and ill have to spend 5 minutes luring you out

and then also have to wash my hands with bleach afterwards and change my clothes cause you have a weird wound

oh SHIT i ruined my shirt



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