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I really want a wife. I want to be a wonderful husband. I want a sweet woman to be mine forever and dump all of this love and care I've stored up into her. Why can't I have this?
It's truly a shame that women aren't real.
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>>82536301
hopeless romantics are fucked in this world brudda
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>>82536301
Those are both boys
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>>82536445
I know, it sucks.
>>82536481
No, you are simply a tremendous faggot.
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>>82536301
i really want a husband and to be his forever and give him all my love but most men seem to want SEX SEX SEX with no fucking romance. or they wanna drastically change every part of you to fit some perfect standard they have in their head. life is unfair anon. gotta try carve out your own happiness without love (something i cant do at all)

also picrel is hot and i hate it
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>>82536301
You have to be physically, emotionally, and financially available.
This means you have to be
>somewhat attractive
>able to satisfy her needs sexually
>not be a dick
>be thoughtful
>have a stable source of income
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It's really not all that in a year or so she'll probably hate you or cheat on you, only arranged love-less marriges in 3rd world countries that actually "work"
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>>82536634
picrel IS hot and I basically dream about having it to lull me to sleep. I want to shower my wife in kisses like that someday.
>or they want to change every part you
Honestly I've specifically avoided creating any kind of dream girl or creating a specific ideal for women. I have standards, but nobody can live up to an ideal so I think its cruel to expect someone to do so. I want to keep an open mind and adapt my concept of a soulmate to my future wife once I finally meet her.
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>>82536652
You're fucking retarded if you think that alone will cut it. You need to be legitimately perfect if you want even a crumb of preowned pussy from a 5/10. I should know, I've tried my hand with women far below my worth and still got fucked over because of how insatiable and overstimulated the average foid is these days
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>>82536755
i dont even wanna think about the image cause instead of having nice dreams and fantasies im gonna cry like a bitch cause it reminds me of my loneliness. we can both only hope we will get that

honestly a really good idea. tho i think its fine to have an ideal or an idea of what you want a partner to look like as long as you dont force that ideal on a real person abd try to make them change
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>>82536899
In my experience, people don't change much or often, especially not enough to reach some kind of fantasy I might dream up. I think its proper to treat people as people and dreams as dreams. Good people, despite their flaws and rarity, have always superseded my dreams and surprised me. I'm still holding out hope that I meet some sweet woman someday and make her my wife.
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>>82536301
Don't put your faith in this world.
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>>82537211
I'm going to keep at it until the entire world proves that there isn't a single decent woman
and it already has
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>>82536634
fuck off, women are the ones that only care about sex. I had been conditioned my whole life into thinking women hated sex because they always complain about it. I developed a respect for that and wanted nothing more than a life long partner so I decided I would wait until marriage. So be me, a 23 year old khv and I finally got a girlfriend only for her to DUMP ME because I'm asexual. STFU "men only want sex" I'm SICK OF HEARING IT
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>>82538238
i mean, youre asexual so its different. most men are very self-centred. look at how many men post about wanting sex rather than wanting love

most of the guys ive ever talked to only talked about sex, my ex literally said he'd want sex daily but he shouldnt have to cuddle me ever (thank god it was online only). ive watched my mother be cheated on by every partner shes ever had because she doesnt want sex that much. ive been cheated on by every guy ive e-dated cause i didnt wanna send nudes. ive watched every woman ive known get cheated on. every single thing ive seen has led me to this conclusion so im very very sorry you feel that way and that happened to you

you need to find someone who is also asexual or can live without sex tho, its something that needs to be discussed before dating so those things dont happen again
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>>82536301
I need slobbering kisses oh my goodness I never knew how much I needed this in my life
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>>82538285
So fucking true desu
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>>82536301
download grinder to your phone. Get yourself a tranny. Then you can marry her. It is simple
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>>82539329
Trans women make the best girlfriends. Just do basic gentlemen stuff like opening doors or pulling out chairs for them to sit and acknowledge them as women and they will fall deeply in love with you. I learned to cook proper food with fancy sauces for my man and suck his dick shamelessly. We laugh and make out and play games together. I would actually die for him. I even watch him play hearts of iron and listen to him rant about history. No cis girl would do that. We are superior because we dont take our men for granted and are genuinely grateful.
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>>82539421
what a romantic story. If I weren't a lazy piece of shit, I'd have written an entire romantic novel about you two. It would probably end up as a bestseller, and eventually become a classic. A hundred yers from now, high school students would be forced to write essays about your story as homework
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>>82539329
>>82539421
>>82539557
I like real women, please fuck off
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>>82539557
We are all allowed to share our shitty stories here. Do you have a girlfriend that will read 900 page books about molecular gastronomy and listen to you talk about your hearts of iron mod? Do you guys cuddle up and play steam deck together? If not maybe you need a trans girlfriend. Im just making my point that as far as genuine love we are superior.

>>82539566
Trans women are real women silly.



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