>>82536371
I won't though, because I'm a well dressed white boy and no one will ever suspect a thing.

>>82536384
he's legally dead

>If your FBF had to have one significant life-impairing mental or physical disability, what would it be?
he'd be a quadruple amputee[\spoiler] or maybe he'd have some superficial physical deformity that impairs his social life

>>82536384
that he has no asshole

>>82536470
He shits out his ears instead

That's not how I shit tho

>>82536470
hello? are you for real?

>If your FBF had to have one significant life-impairing mental or physical disability, what would it be?
Hes gay

in 50 years i will still be posting on /r9gay/ because i have no asshole

I guess I should clean the skillet now. Good news is that I normally eat 2 plates full when I make this but this time I only ate a plate and a half's worth.

I think the anon claiming he doesn't have an asshole is talking out of his asshole

>>82536384
I dont think Id be that choosy, I dont mind a partner with a handicap. But the one Id handle best would prolly be a blind or deaf cutie (boring I know)

I remember a lot of women on xitter were mad about that one cute looking anime movie with the wheelchair girl, but I dont think many people want a disabled partner just so they'll be dependent... on this board though, I'm not so sure.

https://voca.ro/19RjOHebSUFY

>>82536470
why don't you explain to us how exactly why you have no asshole and how do you shit. Is it a colostomy bag after all?

>>82536535
become a top

>>82536799
but i am 5'4

>>82536805
so? use your dick. how did you lose your asshole?

Can we please stop using the word asshole? My mom sees my internet activities and she might get mad. Let's use butt instead or perhaps bumbum

>>82536613
what the shit just blessed my ears

>>82536613
You just saw Nick Fuentes wow

When will you faggots realize that trying to get a willing bf is futile? Getting a kidnapped bf would be quicker and easier, not to mention more secure and worthwhile

>>82536947
i'd just lock mine in a cage but you do you anon

My disability is invisible you would never know unless you lift up my shirt and see the large disfiguring scars over my torso

>>82536947
give me a serious thorough guide for kidnapping your neighbour and i will blogpost a kidnapping itt

>>82536979
what happened to your torso anon

God. I almost had it all, the loveliest boy of my dreams.
>He was so sweet, he made me feel special, he was literally WILLING to get a job to support me and my neet habits, he was like my best friend and lover
And I pretty much blew it. For reasons i'm not gonna get into, we had to go back to being friends and nowadays he hardly talks in general
How do I cope?

>>82536993
This is a public forum anon

>>82536947
too much cameras nowadays. only works in poor countries. you can buy one for the right price. I heard the black market sells people for a 100k

>>82537042
>For reasons i'm not gonna get into
that's like the only interesting part of the story

u cant win em all then ig

I just want to be a femboy and cuddle with another femboy.
Is that too much to ask?

>>82537655
I hope you never get what you want

why is r9g fem4fem

>>82537655
you can't be a femboy for very long

>>82537680
you're mean :<

>>82537692
what if I have lots of money and knowledge of anti-aging technologies?
What if I do HRT?

>>82537767
trannies age too you know

>>82531228
i wan be the mitosis bf but only if i can what both bodies feel solves the problem of when im arranging my pillows (or fbf in the future) at night and can't decide if i want big spoon or little spoon, and usually change places a couple times before falling asleep anyway

>>82537681
everyone still in their i wan date da mirror era

i cannot acquire the male companion for without the bumbum i shoudst have am i thou cannot a man make thine because thou wantest none but the "chad".we art not compareable.

>>82529134
wat iz da fig? and can i put it in my mouth???

>>82536384
A chronic illness probably, we'd take turns being each-other's nurses and it'd be beautiful.

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>>82529003
hurrra! yay! i hope my fbf also feels the same way! honestly the main thing that stops me from buying more toys even when i can afford them is space but they're nice wen you jus wan2 chill for a bit and take a break from all of the noise! i'd want to play wit him wit toys too not just by myself ofc

I wish a man would rape me so I could pretend I didn't enjoy it
I don't want to be a gay faggot

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>>82538479
>take turns being each-other's nurses
yay! i always fantasize about helping fbf out with stuff and then i remember how much i struggle just taking care of me but i think me and fbf can overcome da world if we're working together!

>>82538758
just be gay4pay then you can act all disinterested and be like well i don't really like it but 50 bucks is 50 bucks, some guys are end to that partly because they hope to turn a straight boy or something.
me i prefer just straight acting i guess specifically it's hot if you befriend a guy never expecting him to be gay and he gets comfortable enough to tell you and maybe even tell you he loves you uwu!

>>82532009
oh no! i'd probably quit trying to work "real" jobs and just focus on creating stuff even if fbf and i have to move to a box

>>82532482
unironically trying to figure out perfect age for bf so we die around the same time because da camcer gene in my family can activate as young as in your 40s but mostsly seems to sart 50s and 60s anyway i've always wanted an older bf anyway so if he's super healthy and lives into his 80s and 90s and i die youngish it should work out but if i get the timing wrong or don't get a hardy enough older bf he may start to detoriate before me anyway sadge.

>>82534221
>I want my heart to go kyun kyun and I want to make the heart of my bf go kyun kyun!!
>tfw no bf whose heart makes unusual onomatopoeia

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Waasad where husbert meow

>>82536384
How the fuck do I pick that for him, huh kiwi?
>>82536428
Groomer control pill coded
>>82536604
He is only good "I can't have sex" poster
>>82536906
What does she think about last threads politics argument?
>>82537680
Seething masc cuck
>>82538196
Legos are ugly blocks and Minecraft/Roblox pilled. Just ugly looking shit. Get anime figures like a normal person.
>>82538797
>i always fantasize about helping fbf out with stuff and then i remember how much i struggle just taking care of me
Lmao I always find this funny because most people are like that but don't want to admit how incompetent they'd be

>>82538196
no you cannot put it in your mouth NIGGA

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>everyone meaningful I've met online no longer talks to me
Either I'm a horrible friend or everyone I meet is a sociopath. Or maybe online connections are just hard to maintain. The latter is probably it but it still hurts be there for somebody when they need you and them not being able to do the same for you. Not much you can do. I'm thankful for the family and few friends I have though.

>>82536993
>be cute and friendly towards prospective bf
>seduce him with your gaybot charms
>he falls in love
the bf practically kidnaps himself ;3

>>82537491
>too much cameras nowadays
Cops exaggerate how hard it is to get away with these things to dissuade you from doing it. There aren't that many cameras - and chances are, if you take him while he's out in a secluded area, the food simply wont care enough to look into it and will rule it a suicide (as they do with most disappearing males over 13)

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>>82539339
Hello meow. Happy belated birthday meow. Goodbye meow.

>>82533350
Have you tried making an ai picture of it, you mentally challenged moron?

>>82539626
Thanks bai

>>82534439
Except you could see many known posters blogpost about it when hue isn't here. Except anyone who ever tried got a bf easily. It's not that hard or unbelievable and you just don't read the thread. Anons like story and meow are outliers. If anything I don't believe trolls like chadbot when they say they cat get a bf because they're clearly baiting and very obviously so. Yet tourists who make up the majority of this thread always had relationships and often with w*men too.
You're just choosing to believe everyone here is an incel when I fucking wish that was the case. Even meow had a bf and multiple simps, so literally only way not to have a bf is to never leave your room or post in a recognizable way.

https://youtu.be/TQJowNlzJgc
i can save him

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>>82539738
/r9gay/ and how easy it is to get a bf unironically convinced me that incels, gaycels, femcels, etc "victims of the loneliness epidemic" are a complex form of SPD created by dogshit Gen X parents and an explosion in the number of ways to isolate yourself from others while also ending up in echo chambers populated almost entirely by other SPD's where you can have your irrational illogical abnormal reactions to social situations reinforced.

>tfw no somalian bf who just wants to get a green card

>>82539883
no, you are just a normalfaggot

https://youtu.be/e54emSMDyfk

>>82539907
Oh no
Anyway, I will continue telling people they cannot in fact read minds and the people around them aren't secretly judging them as shit and that feeling like you're going to vomit by just talking to the cashier at the grocery store is not a reasonable, logical, rational, or normal reaction to just doing regular things

>>82539929
almost like i've received nothing but negative attention my entire life and understand how people feel about me at this point, you wouldn't understand since you are a normalfaggot

>>82539524
Online only relationships need something to keep them together. A specific game, edating, just something. Sending a meme now and then and talking about how something sucks isnt going to make it last

Okay, which of you are showing up to the beyblade tournament?

avoid popping a boner in the showers challenge

Heaven for us is just being forever 18 in a giant compound with all the other forever 18 gayboys.

>>82539945
>i've received nothing but negative attention my entire life
So, you CAN read minds then?
>>82540105
Impossible

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red white striped sweater?

>>82540105
How old are you? Just out of curiosity.
>>82540323
Waldo ass

Thoughts on guys like this but like if he was gay >>82540031

This general is extremely juvenile

>>82540474
>>82540434
Probably why I don't fit in here any more. The only other guys over 30 are troubled cases like storyanon and schizoanon

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>>82539738
>>82539883
thats me. i am the 32yo virgin who never tried to get a bf can navigate everyday social interactions but laboriously avoids them and as a teen they made me get a gf. thats all actually me, like actually for real

>>82539929
what should you theoretically do then if you do feel like your going to vomit from ordinairy social intereactions? for a friend though.

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it's raining heavily outside

>>82540725
>Being gay over 30
Always rubs me the wrong way for some reason
Guess I really am a Roman through and through

>>82540893
it was doing that here last night, yesterday, and the night before. i got a new raincoat this week and took it out. pretty cool

i'm gonna build bombs and kill as many people as i possibly can with them

there is nothing left to do but murder

ill suck your dick if you kill me... please man...

...Are you guys alright?

im kind of tired but i have to be awake in 1.3hours

>practice bf is asking about "our" bitcoin again

I want beer but I only last drank on Sunday

everyday i think i'm gonna wake up back in reality...

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Wish I had a bf on the nights I wake up scared and anxious, and when my dreams make me worry. In other news: soon I'll be eating a pastry and sipping tea.

You are all gonna kill yourselves. :)

>>82541379
youre bf would be sleeping though how is that going to help

>>82541434
Just having someone there who I could trust and find comfort in would help, I think. Better than being alone with it at least.

>>82541389
i dont think so. even at my worst year i havent wanted to kill myself

>>82541468
really
even at my best i did want to
i really don't relate to you chads

>>82541440
did you dream about something stressful or was it just a weird dream that makes you feel like somethings wrong?

>>82541481
looking back i went through the years by not thinking about what was happening, so how would i get the idea to kill myself

>>82541486
Stressful and anxiety inducing. Bad memories and bad experiences. It's not too often I have these dreams but probably once a week or so. But sometimes I just wake up scared for no reason, scared that I am in danger and that someone is coming for me, to hurt me. Hard to fall back asleep when that happens.

murder murder murder
i wanna kill people i wanna kill people

>>82541610
do you think you turn in your sleep? what if you start fighting your bf

>>82541723
I move a lot in my sleep but don't think I turn or would hit people.

>>82540918
you really think you will outgrown your homosexuality? I personally doubt it

>>82541763
I'm a strict top soooo....
It's like that quote
>"The thing about aging is that, I get older
>but the girls/guys I sleep with stay the same age"
18 - 24 supremacy :p

>>82539524
>>everyone meaningful I've met online no longer talks to me
That's just the bane of online relationships, they fizzle out in the dark. They're not "meaningful" in the same way as real life

>>82540877
therapy, medication and exercise

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>tfw 26 and bottom
Time to kill myself yay

>>82541800
Different anon here but everyone I've ever met in real life no longer talks to me. With the exception of family, of course. Friends and relationships in adulthood are just more temporary imo. People move around, graduate, change jobs, get married, buy a house, etc.

>>82541784
sounds like a slut thing to be quite honest

>>82541824
and online it's even more ephemeral. In real life at least you can share moments together

>>82539738
It's like you're trying to gaslight people saying this place is actually bf haver central when every other post is a variation of tfw no bf.
I know getting a bf is easy. For normalfags. That's not at all the demographics of this thread. Even right now as we speak.
>only way not to have a bf is to never leave your room
And this thread is for that type of person. Pretending otherwise is denying the evidence of our own eyes

>>82541840
Wym? We're sharing a moment right now. Whether or not it becomes meaningful depends on the strength of your personality and communication, as it does in real life.

>>82541784
I'm a top too but I have this ability to still like men older than 24 and not treat them as carcasses with an expiration date

I'm a top too but my dick is tired so I'm a bit ambivalent towards sex.

>>82541826
:p

>>82541878
To each his own, eh?

>>82541874
>We're sharing a moment right now.
Not really, anon. We can read each other's opinion, but that's about it.
In real life we would be looking at each other face to face, eye to eye. No delay. No rehearsal and choosing words to construct a post. Just spontaneity.
we are two strangers and we will barely remember this conversation, but in real life we could actually hang out for hours and do things together building up memories that wouldn't be just traded letters. It doesn't compare. Online doesn't even come close.

>>82541874
>depends on the strength of your personality and communication, as it does in real life
Here we only have words. In real life you could literally smell my breath as we cracked jokes together and you would see my face reacting in real time to everything you say or do and we could dip our toes in the lake and feed ducks together.
Here all we can do is talk to a bodiless voice

>>82541891
being a youth chaser doesn't make you less homosexual, just less romantic.

>>82541906
>>82541921
I'll be honest I completely disagree. It's not that different. Maybe it's just me but I don't feel such a sense of distance. I understand implicitly that you are a real guy. You are a guy in a room somewhere. Not a disembodied voice. To me, it feels like I'm in the living room and you're in the kitchen and we're talking through the doorway. You're just in the other room.

>>82540943
>>82540962
>>82541655
are you alright, buddy? Something on your mind? Wanna talk about it?

>>82541972
>It's not that different
It's hard to think you are not sheltered online with such an opinion.
You don't feel any difference at all between talking to bodiless voice online to actually looking a person in the eye?

>>82541928
>less romantic.
I'm just too mentally ill to commit, anon

>>82541972
>To me, it feels like I'm in the living room and you're in the kitchen
In reality we are far away, and we will speak here impersonally and disappear completely from each other's life.
It's hard to even compare that to having someone in real life that you can be next to and actually see and touch and share a part of your life together without disappearing into anonymity

I started liking being isolated an unknown time ago, and I fear my future boyfriend's gonna have to go through 10 rpg-dungeon like floors just to get me out of my basement.

>>82542001
You made it sound like it was a preference for age thing and not at all a commitment issue, like you simply discarded boys after the expiration date like leo DiCaprio.

>>82542016
>fear my future boyfriend's gonna have to go through 10 rpg-dungeon like floors just to get me out of my basement.
Isn't that just a different way of saying you won't have a bf as you hide in that fortress of unavailability?

>>82541993
>>82542013
To be really honest, I feel that most people are actually less expressive in person because they don't have the advantage of composing their thoughts and presenting themselves in a deliberate way. Communication tends to come across as a bit more shallow and superficial, with a lot of non sequiturs and other vague or empty phrases. Conversations become comparatively less thoughtful and meaningful.

>>82542050
I'll be really honest with you, this sounds like a huge cope from someone who doesn't get a lot of interpersonal interactions in real life.
It's hard being more shallow than an anonymous interaction. You could spend years here, as you may have already, without building a single worthwhile relationship (not romantic, just friendship) and having nothing to show for it. Only random moments of quick word exchange with strangers who you will never see again. After all this discussion started as someone complained about anonymous online acquaintances disappearing into meaninglessness.
In real life you can actually build a little castle of friendship and intimacy with someone and share any aspect of your life beyond your empty words.

>>82542050
>Conversations in real life become comparatively less thoughtful and meaningful
>Compared to literal anonymous exchanges
You must have had some really bad experiences irl to think that it's less meaningful than screaming in the anonymous void of the chans.

>>82542027
Well, it's kinda both no?
Like 'em while they're young, stay awhile, and then dip

>>82542137
That's less willingness to commit and more being a chaser of younglings. Kinda creepy to be honest. Like leo has never had a gf older than 24.

>>82542145
>Kinda creepy to be honest
It is but don't say it out loud
Pretty please, with a cherry on top?

>>82542099
>>82542110
I've had coworkers that I knew for years without ever learning anything about them beyond a few basic facts. People here share their deepest secrets.

I'm not talking about the 4channel specifically, just saying that online interactions ARE (or can be) meaningful and real. Also, that the real world isn't necessarily any better. If you wanted to make a more accurate comparison using 4chan specifically, maybe think about the typical retail customer-cashier interaction and how meaningful that kind of momentary anonymous context is, even when it's face-to-face.

>>82542158
I'll use you as a cautionary tale for why you shouldn't try dating people from here

>>82542174
That's a good idea
The fujos would call it "doomed yaoi"

>>82542171
>coworkers
Not really the same thing as a friend, though. If they're your reference frame for interpersonal connections, that's probably why you find it lukewarm.
People here share their secrets anonymously and then go back to the shadows, disappearing entirely from your life and not being there when you need. Not at all like a real life friend.

>>82542171
>online interactions ARE (or can be) meaningful and real.
Not really. Unless you bridge the gap to real life, it's barely real.
It's the reason why so many of you are so lonely despite supposedly having each other. It's because this online "company" is futile compared to a real friendship in the flesh.

>>82542171
>accurate comparison
>Cashier interaction
I'm talking about irl friends, not strangers you interact with. Curiously internet friends are closer to strangers, and this anon here just found out about it the hard way >>82539524

>>82542033
I guess, I gave up on it though so the pain is only half as bad.

>>82542188
>>82542205
>>82542220
I guess so. Adult relationships are lukewarm and ephemeral in general imo. I wonder if you're still a bit young and close with people from your childhood circle. I wonder how many of them are professionals or have children. I think after a certain point when people start becoming independent their relationships mature and become less dependent as well. It cools into a more associative type of relationship where you just kind of gel with whoever's around and accept that they have their own life that takes priority.

>>82542246
>gave up to alleviate the pain
I get the mindset but I think it's a bad mindset to have. "I can't fail if I don't even try" type of thinking, like the ultimate defeatism. I think in the long term that causes more pain than alleviate

>>82542256
>Adult relationships are lukewarm and ephemeral in general imo
If that's true, it's even worse online and ten times worse anonymously.
I have adult friends that complement my life in such a way that I would be miserable without them, and sometimes I feel as though your biggest problem, more than having no bf, is having no irl friends.

>>82542268
>I think in the long term that causes more pain than alleviate
You're correct about that, so I'm hoping that "long-term" doesn't exist for me because I'm too much of a pussy to rope no matter what.

>>82542299
You know about neuroplasticity?

>>82541979
haven't i said enough

anyone have a link to the discord?

i just think this world is bad and needs cleansing
purification, if you will

gonna dip my toes into necrophilia, there's a graveyard nearby

meow
moew moew moew moew moee

>>82542406
gg/twinkie

ugly people inside

i woke up and i'm still ugly with a pencil dick. it's over.

>>82542511
I have a somewhat long thin penis and never heard any complaints. Maybe you're just insecure

>>82542502
Will i get banned for having a bf?

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I love t
Throwing up pn the fayong

>>82541784
pedofag i get older and the guys i want to fuck get older too. wen i was a teen i wanted a man in his early to mid twenties now that i'm in my twenties a mid 30s to early 40s is hot af he just has to be yonger than my dad who turned 50 this year your just retarded as in literally mentally stuck a immature mindset and would probably be insufferable to anyone your own age anyway

>>82542599
a real one? yes

>>82542704
Oh is it just an edating server?

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Waa husbie waa. Meow

https://youtu.be/gNWOV0kifRs

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i hate having to work horny

>>82541906
>In real life we would be looking at each other face to face, eye to eye
anon, i think we're having a moment right now, your eyes aren't green with strawberry blond hair by any chance?

>>82542831
Horny is good, horny is energy.

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imagine being captured by your enemies and raped how would you cope with the humiliation?

>>82541812
why is your ass any less fuckable now that you're 26? you're fine

>>82542946
it is also he's fat

>>82542921
yeah but I want to FUCK and i can't

whatever happened to miami anon
did he make it?

>>82542921
nta but wen im horny i cant focus on anything i dont understand how ur supposed to sublime dat i jus wan cocc an 2 nut [#0~0] dis wat happen 2 me yesterday an den i do it an feel only depresso [-_-]

>>82542938
did he die
im pretty sure this can kill you

>>82542956
i like more to grab onto, and that fat also goes to the ass.

>>82542585
impossible. the average robot has 5.5"+ girth and i am only 5" girth. i probably have the thinnest penis on the board at the moment.

>>82543002
post it in condom

>>82543016
i don't have any condoms since i will never have sex.

>>82543018
buy a condom than

>>82543027
why would i that's a waste of money.

first time a guy was in my dream in a while but it was still kinda scary i went to a room in my house and there was bunk beds in it again (they were there wen me and my older bro shared it) and the guy sleeping up there threw a *graphic don't unspoil if sensitive im srs* dead charred cat or parts of one and den demanded i get up in da top bunk wit him for a bit and we wer spooning which did feel kinda nice but he kept whispering about how he wanted kill and wanted me to kill wit him or to kill me and if i tried to escape hed throw more spoiled thing at me there were more details i cant remember bcuz i fell bac asleep. anyway i wonder what would cause me to have such a dream as dat....

>>82542979
you could've just said you liked big ol grandaddies

>>82543002
maybe you're just being insecure and delusional about your normal penis just like you are about everything else

>>82542946
Too old tops are allergic to bottoms over the age of 16 because they are all gross pedophiles

>>82542938
Straight guys are weird as shit.
They'll happily do this unless you're into it.

>>82543039
cause u dumb

>>82543088
>normal
"normal" and "average" nowadays isn't enough and is undesirable thoever.

>>82543093
it's so unfair they won't rape me just because I would like it

>>82543092
so why didnt you have sex at 16 like everyone else

>>82543101
just a delusional take from someone addicted to porn who stays far too much time locked inside incel echo chambers

>>82543125
all the "incels" around here have bigger dicks than me and also usually have sex.

>>82543113
I didn't know I was gay yet or at least I hadn't accepted it

>>82542973
it can seriously injure you yes and you might die from complications if untreated but i don't think it can kill you out right assuming he isn't an important target which you'd think if he was they wouldn't be so crass i think they would just shoot him afterwards not wait for a tear in his colon to get infected if they even managed to tear it with a baton that doesn't even look that big usually the serious damage comes when someone who isn't fully developed gets raped and even a cock can do it in that case.

>>82542938
reposting my gg vids from a year ago, cringe!

>>82543139
Your frame of reference is this cursed place? Maybe that's your problem

what top will want to date a bottom with no asshole :>

>>82542973
>>82543147
I don't think it went deep enough to kill

>>82543198
as opposed to what? since when do bottoms and women have to settle for average height, ugly dudes with pencil dicks? they both want desirable men only.

the answer is literally no one
especially if you're ugly and autistic as well
lol

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>>82543203
I think I cracked your case finally. After a long night of deliberation I realized that by "having no asshole" what you actually mean is that your butt is flat like a pancake.

>hey by the way i have no asshole
lol

>>82543232
>...is that your butt is flat like a pancake.
nigga what does the "hole" in "asshole" mean then

>>82543219
>as opposed to what
Real life, a place where your average penis could be appreciated for what it is.
Maybe you're the one with high standards after all.

>they genuinely can't even BELIEVE that a person with no asshole exists
it's so over for me

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>>82543236
Cryptic wording to hide your shameful flat ass

>>82543250
You refuse to elaborate or give any details about your holeless life, so an ugly flat ass is most likely. I'll call you pancake butt from now on

>>82542110
i feel like the infographic about primary and secondary attraction from last thread could apply to this that anon is saying that online messages are more thought out and deliberate and thus are more meaningful (the communication itself is meaningful which i would call primary meaningfulness) while you're talking about the feeling of being in the moment actually feeling a guys presence which you've already described evocatively enough to make my heart flutter so i don't need to illustrate and you consider irl more meaningful because it has that secondary meaningfulness regardless of what is actually being said both of those things are true and valuable and the best is when you have someone who get well enough and who gets you enough that time spent together can have both which can either be getting to know someone you've met irl to that level so you can have those deeper discussions in person or starting a relationship online and making the important step of meeting irl both of which are easier said than done despite what anyone else claims.

>>82543254
having a flat ass is such a non problem you can just do glute exercises

>>82543242
>Real life
where women and bottoms act like undesirable virgin men don't exist? if you're not regularly having sex as a man you might as well be a second class citizen. you're worthless.

>>82543265
i'm pretty sure i explained it earlier? you just don't remember it because it was so ick your memories avoided to keep it

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>>82543269
Tell that to mr pancake butt over there

>>82543276
You didn't, really. You've been shitposting "I have no asshole" like a retard on repeat for weeks now but never elaborated or answered any questions or said anything about a presumable colostomy bag.
The only logical conclusion is that your ass is so flat you're ashamed of it

>>82543274
Real life dating is something you never tried, your opinions come from propaganda you consume on incel echo chambers like this one, far removed from reality. It's why you sound so delusional and detached.

>>82543301
Have you considered the fact that he is just shitpostingg

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>>82543315
Shush, pancake ass. Your secret is out now

>>82543310
>Real life dating is something you never tried
bottoms aren't interested in dating. they all just want to take turns jumping on chad's thick sausage. if you're not fwb material (hot, tall, hung) then why even bother.

>my situation is so inscrutable to people they ascribe me some gross caricature
oof
it's over

>>82543330
another delusional detached from reality take from someone who never really tried. This place is frying your brain, little cel.

>>82543337
>Refuse to elaborate on your situation
>Keeps acting like a retard
Flat ass energy

>>82543342
my brain was fried way before i became terminally online. just my very existence as an unattractive man with a pencil dick was enough to blackpill me permanently.

>>82543330
>If you can't have it perfect, why bother
You learned that one from the incel cookbook?

>>82543358
no i learned it from people generally treating you like shit or ignoring you if you're an unattractive average height man.

>>82543219
im a sub 5 male and i have a cute gf

>>82543351
Judging by your level of delusion, you might not even be that unattractive or your penis that short.
But you are insufferably insecure, no wonder incels preyed on your self esteem like hyenas on a rotting carcass.
Being permanently online fried your brain, not the other way around

>>82543366
nigga you never even tried irl dating you didn't even give anyone a chance to reject you. Your sole experience is being "rejected" by a random bottom on 4chan who didn't even see your face, and that broke your mind so badly you haven't recovered yet

>>82543378
>Being permanently online fried your brain
nah constant negative feedback irl since childhood did.

>>82543398
>constant negative feedback
Then you sought an echo chamber to perpetuate that negative feedback? Because all you do here is feed your insecurities.
Maybe people treated you badly irl because of other reasons, not your looks? Like right now you are acting so delusional it's very insufferable.

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Meow. i wanna bite someoneys cock off yay

No rizz. The lot of you

>>82543084
older fat boys and younger skinny boys are all fuckable. i prefer my age (mid-late 20s) and lithe/maybe a bit pudgy but i've taken interest in other (see: fatter and older) demographics.
>>82543092
this just isn't true (there are a LOT of older pederasts thoughbeit)

>you won't even believe i have no asshole
>it is just that fucked up and unbelievable
i wanna kill myself

>>82543443
i thought so too but i've scrolled through ex's phones before (cuz i'm a creepy dickhead) and some of the guys they previously fucked/flirted with were absolute blackholes of tact and charisma. i'm sure my sexting and flirtations would look dogshit to someone who's charismatic, but god damn i'm at least not on the bottom of the rizztree

didnt expect to find fellow asshole-less bottoms here, how do you deal with needing to crap?
I just poke a small straw through the membrane and fall asleep in the bathtub, by morning it's all gone.

>>82543411
height, looks, and dick size is all that matters to foids and bottoms.

>my existence is a joke
there is a lot of pain inside me i would like to redirect outwards preferably into a crowd of unassuming people maybe at a christmas market or something like that

>>82543446
Not true nobody want me waa

every year my thoughts of murder get stronger
i can't help but wonder how it will all end

>>82543451
Maybe it you explained what happened and talked about your colostomy bag people would believe you, but since you're acting like a little shitposting retard, a flat ass is the best I can give you

>>82543502
kill a right wing influencer

>>82543475
Not true, another delusional take from a virgin who has never tried irl dating and takes his opinions from incel echo chambers

>>82543480
I wouldn't joke about it if you opened up but since you refuse to elaborate you come across as a troll at best

>>82543482
You just never tried before

>>82543528
thanks for the sympathy hue
i will mention you in my statement

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>>82543482
<40 bottoms are always in demand for fucking you probably just live in siberia

>>82543539
Not true waa
>>82543546
Not true waa

>>82543459
people here get palpitations from reading about eye contact. This is the bottom of the rizztree, below this there is only Tartarus

>>82543552
delusional and incel pilled
You gave up before trying, without putting up any fight. A coward

>>82543541
don't kill random people, if you have to go postal do it right and aim for a billionaire at least or a conservative politician

>>82543555
honestly getting a boy from here and introducing him to the realities of a relationship so by the time he comes out of it he's bitter and the magic/mysticism of relationships lost is kind of hot. in concept, i mean. when it happens in reality everyone just ends up feeling like shit f

>>82543565
Not true waa gloo

>>82543579
t. Incel who never tried dating and gave up

>>82543574
if anything i will go berserk at a pride parade to make right wingers look bad

>>82543592
Not true waa gloogloo

>>82543597
I would never forgive such a betrayal

>>82543608
you don't even consider me a real person to begin with since i have no asshole so i might as well slaughter your kind

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Been playing sokobans a lot last two days and got stuck during simple puzzles yesterday but I guess I was just bored and mentally fatigued cause today it's literally solved in two moves so idk what was that about.

>>82543607
Crying is all you ever tried

>>82543614
I just consider you a shitposting troll who can't handle his flat ass

>>82543621
this happens, its a great feeling

>>82543623
Not true waa gloogloogloo

>>82543647
just a typical incel who gave up without trying

>my condition is so messed up people would rather believe i am making it up
i really need to join a gun club

man this hue meow erp sesh is pretty wild. you can really see the humiliation dynamic in action

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80523875/#80529048
When will you learn? Who is more pathetic, one "hueman" repeating same few words over and over all day or those who interact with him?

>>82543522
people decide whether or not they'll fuck someone 3 seconds after meeting them but yeah i'm sure personality totally matters.

>>82543657
not true waa
>>82543669
yay gloo

>>82543667
>Refuses to elaborate
Flat butt

>>82543672
i'm glad you liked that post you made bro but posting it as a gotcha is kind of cringe

>>82543681
You read that in the incel bible? This place has melted your brain, little chud.

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I use YouTube history as my backlog/playlist. It's very simple and useful! Because I can't watch every video I want when it's uploaded I simply click on them and have them saved in my history. The alternative stupid people use is making playlists and constantly editing them while also having more clicking which wastes time. And time is money, don't forget that. We can't all afford to spend all day shitposting on 4chan, can we?

>>82543705
i read that in the "anecdotes from people who actually have sex" bible. people want people who are already vetted or desirable. everyone else can go die in a ditch.

in my future i see a bottom with no asshole
said no one ever

no one refutes my posts except retard hue because they're true
ahaha
i have murder on my eyes

>>82543729
not hue but yeah once you're 'in' with a group by knowing someone, the girls/fags in the group will be more accessible to you as you're accepted by one of them.

>>82543775
which is why being an ugly outcast nobody likes is worse than death. i run on anger and self hate.

>>82543786
even if you get out of it later you're permafucked because you can't comprehend someone liking you as a person.

>>82543807
i fully expect to die a virgin. already a wizard and i read somewhere once that once you pass the wizard threshold it's significantly more likely you'll die a virgin. almost guaranteed.

>>82543728
logged in into kiketube
L0L

>>82543728
>yaps about the importance of efficiency
>also takes the time to blogspost about something everybody does
yeah you sure showed those chuds grindcel

i am 100% guaranteed to die a virgin since i have no asshole

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he has no asshole for i have pilfered it! yes it is i the fabeled buttpirate! and let his sad existence be a warning to ye all! use it er lose mateys arrgh!

>>82537611
wat were u trying to win nonny?

if you're not balding or fat and a bottom, 99% of fags would fuck you. drop that down to like 60-70% if any of that is true.

drop it to 0% if you have no asshole

>>82544026
i've known fags who hate anal because of shit coming from it and ostracized fags for it, so more than 0%. also if you think that, GET OVER YOURSELF.

>>82544045
i'm also ugly and autistic and live in a shithole, does that drop it to 0%?

>just get over having no asshole!!! my problems are so much more real!!! (his problems are, uhh... uhhhh.... uhhhhhhhhh.........)

>>82539393
whyyyyy not!!! i jus wan suck on it a little! an feel it sliding around in my mouth mmmhhh...

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i think when it comes to assholes (and the rectum by extension), it's preferable to fuck an undouched ass to a half douched ass. of course the person you're fucking should not have pooped recently and should wash their asshole, but the leakage and mess of someone who didn't fully douche is much worse vs. someone who didn't at all
it's the difference between shit on your dick vs. shit on your dick AND on the bed AND covers AND your crotch/their ass

it would be better if i started killing people

>>82544235
knowledgeable tranny

so i should kill kids

i think it's why i was put on this planet

>>82544432
i'm just gay and have been around the block

i'm gonna go to the gym and get strong so i can kill peopel

>>82544235
This is very true. Ive fucked my bf several times where i just slap a condom on and lube and theres nothing at all. Usually he douches well but the one time he didnt i nearly puked spreading his cheeks.

now I'm gonna have to get good at douching, I can NOT let my fbf feel bad like this, any tips?

I'm a top and can handle a little bit of mess, I am playing in a 'mudpit' after all. I can always wash my cock afterward.

>>82544559
i still fully believe that there's something wrong people's guts i only encounter a mess while fingering myself if i'm sick and just use the shower head to clean normally

>>82544717
most people here eat like crap and don't realize you need a bottom friendly diet.

>>82544547
same except i don't bother with a condom and just lube by eating his ass out and using a lot of spit.
even without douching, there's usually nothing. if there is, i just wash my dick in the sink. big whoop
>>82544559
it's honestly not a big deal. cleaning your asshole and not pooping before is good for anyone but presumably the biggest dicked. like >>82544610 said

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i knead a bf

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the trees are turning yellow. soon it'll be too cold outside for me to sit outside for my breaks. i don't want to be confined to my work place for 6 months

>>82545088
I wish that was happening here, for some reason it's 90 degrees again (but not humid though).

Why do girls lurk on r9g?

>>82544054
me too. there's always someone uglier though

>>82544235
douching is so easy people mess it up by using too much water

if a guy is
>well-groomed/attractive
>not in a relationship
>goes to the gym a lot
>never talks about how hot a woman is even in a group full of men (only refers to one as "beautiful" when asked about her directly)
>never casually lusts over women
>calls straight relationships "drama"
>never expresses jealousy over other men being in relationships
Is that a clear gaydar alert or is he just very pure and polite?
Every straight guy I've ever met, even most bi guys, show interest in women pretty frequently.

>>82545148
idk
but i do have dibs on the first one to start posting cis or trans

>>82545304
sounds more gay than not, but he could just be someone who doesn't lust casually in general. i'd paint them as a potential target to try courting

>>82545304
help me I'm in love with my straight best friend

The thing about killing a man with no asshole is that there are still the same number assholes in world.

>>82545114
same but i enjoy it. i just sit in the shade on my breaks anyway so i can enjoy the heat without the burn

>>82545304
he's just being polite

>>82545363
He's not my best friend, my best friend does show attraction to women sometimes.

>>82545363
many such cases. time to find a new crush
>>82545374
lol

the only real philosophical dilemma is
was he born without an asshole?
Or did he become the asshole?

>>82545387
I was talking about myself

>>82544772
Yeah i just prefer to be clean when i can

Took a shower because I was bored, I think the hot water helped my leg some. Anyway what are gaybots up to this Thursday?

>>82546204
>Anyway what are gaybots up to this Thursday?
incredibly mad over my best friend turning on me cause of his stupid fucking girlfrie d

I'm vaxmaxxing today, arm hurty

gay gay gay gay gay

>tfw no vaxmaxxed bf that becomes an invalid for the day he gets his shot and i have to baby him (basically do everything that would require the use of that arm)

I have never had arm pain when getting a shot, even the tetanus one that is supposed to hurt.

>ah my arm is sore I can't wank tonight
>didn't you take it in your left arm?
>...