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You are 14 in high school right now. What do you do?
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>>82544545
>what i wish i did
Paid attention in French class
Joined wrestling
>what i actually did
Slept in class
Dropped out
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>>82544567
same but I'm from the uk so for me it was football
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>>82544545
>You are 14 in high school right now. What do you do?
Not give a shit about teenage drama. Get a head start on good habits (cooking, no goyslop, exercise, etc). Read a lot more. Join the military the moment I graduate to get away from my loser over the hill parents, then find a good college somewhere also away from them to study something enjoyable.
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>>82544545
get a job and start buying nvidia
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>>82544545
Become extremely confused as if I have amnesia. Fail to know what is going on at school. Fail to know which high school friends I have already met or will fail to meet. Fail to properly interact with my long time friends due to a disconnect in how I see them. Become even more socially isolated than I am now.
Develop a worse chance of losing weight, refuse to join the sports team that ate up so much of my time during school, yet manage to have a slightly better work ethic for the mountains of schoolwork I had. Have more knowledge about which electives to take.
Become extremely extremely depressed that I am in the peak of culture and things are going to exclusively get worse all over again for the next 16 years at least before I can even remotely see anything new.
Buy into bitcoin. Try to warn Charlie Kirk about his assassination. Play Final Fantasy 14 1.0 and get a World of Warcraft account.
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>>82544545
>girls look like this at 14
>guys look like dumb little shits and have little pinkie cocks for a few more years still
What did god mean by this?
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>>82544651
Also go to a linkin park and MCR concert before they break up, and tell my sister about her disease.
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>>82544545
>You are 14 in high school right now. What do you do?
ask the hot guy if he can send me all the nudes the girls sent him
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>start doing push-ups
>ask for a boxing bag for christmas/birthday
>try to get into wresting team
>watch gay ass tactics videos and read Ranger handbook and such
>Work towards getting an Op40 contract when I hit 17
>Noscope Hadjis in Afghanistan instead of getting married
>come home with PTSD
>Beat a hooker to death with a rock
>Shoot myself
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>>82544545
suck dick originally
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>>82544545
Kill myself while l still have the impulsiveness of youth
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>>82544667
>>girls look like this at 14
>>guys look like dumb little shits and have little pinkie cocks for a few more years still
>What did god mean by this?
the girls are supposed to be picked up by the older more experienced guy with more resources then start pumping out babies, I mean look at those boobs. Otherwise she becomes some tiktok scrolling onlyfans content producer
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>>82544545
Troon out and become an onlyfans slut.
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>>82544597
do you think joking the military would have made you happy currently considering losing weight and joining the navy in hopes of submarine duty or enlist in the Marines in hopes of going to a collage or moving far away from here
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>>82545033
>joking
meant to say joining
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>>82544545
I wouldn't change much from my first run except I'd play fewer video games and spend more time studying instead. I had a good first run, several GFs and lots of sex in high school, multiple decent jobs. Maybe I'd try to get more varied work experience and get into the trades sooner.
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>>82544545
i would beat up the two abusechads (one was short the other a little twink) and then date the hot stacy
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>>82544545
come back from school and jerk off
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>>82544545
Maybe be more brave about talking to and touching Stacies.
I wonder whether zoomer/alpha Stacies are nicer or meaner to Asian boys.
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>change school immediately and get away from the bullies
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I would unironically femboymaxx and be a slut.
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>>82544545
kill myself like I should have done
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>>82545066
If ur attracted to this your a pedo btw
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>>82545926
Why go for a v& chance for an adult tier body? Might as well go 18.
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>>82544545
take school seriously and go to an ivy league. I could've easily maintained a 4.0 even back then but I just didn't give a damn. apply to scholarships when I get to senior year. sneak out despite my parents' wishes. stop playing so many video games and start lifting. aka all the shit you start doing in your 20s
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>>82544545
Those are 14 year old gals? That's a meme
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https://www.sexylosers.com/comic/225/
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You can't be 14 in highschool, you could be 15 maybe but 13 - 14 - 15 are grades 7, 8, 9 and middleschool. 10th grade highschool freshman year is normally when you start 15 and turn 16 that year.
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Since birthrates are declining it's typical that MOST highschoolers are age 18 or 17 with less and less at lower ages.
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Due to the crash in the number of kids most previous middleschools and highschools got turned into combination single grades 7, 8, 9 + 10, 11, 12 schools. There are less than half the number of total kids so these schools are called "highschools" but they're actually middle+highschools.
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>>82546012
6 years old first grade
7 Second
8 Third
9 Fourth
10 Firth
11 Sixth
12 Seventh
13 Eighth
14 Ninth (highschool)
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>>82544545
Start investing and don't change school
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The nomenclature is pretty scatterbrained because most of the people involved in education need to deal with these little shitheads and get drained of their will to live. They dissociate and use medications to maintain their employment and income leading to the zombie-brain decisions made by school boards.

They're actually nothing more than daycare centers.
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>>82546036
Back in the day my elementary school had 6th grade in it, but it got removed from what I heard recently

>>82546043
Got quite the mouth for being fresh out of middle school. Wipe this nigger up jannies
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>>82546043
In "junior" high, or middleschool.
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>>82544545
Thanks to years of therapy and self reflection I would be getting so much pussy
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>>82544545
I boot up RuneScape
>>82545313
Also this
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>>82546046
The classical system was:
elementary (kinder, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
middle / junior high (7, 8, 9)
high (10, 11, 12)

Since then things have changed a ton because there aren't any kids anymore. Most teachers died and barely any new ones exist with proper educations. A ton of childhood educators have the equivalent of college degrees which is sad.

Look at United States literacy rates and proficiency scores in subjects like mathematics, geography and sciences. They went off a fucking cliff after the 2nd Bush and "no retard left behind."
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>>82544545
I would pirate ableton and seriouslu try to make it as an artist
I would also do some sports which i missed out on
And btc
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Here is a little mathematics lesson to help you kids brush up:
12/N

Given 12 over N, how many different values of N exist as positive non-zero integer divisors greater than 1 and less than 12?

N = {2, 3, 4, 6}.

So we have five possible ways to subdivide 12 grades equally, not including kindergarten or preschool explicitly.

2 = {1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6}, {7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12}
3 = {1, 2, 3, 4}, {5, 6, 7, 8}, {9, 10, 11, 12}
4 = {1, 2, 3}, {4, 5, 6}, {7, 8, 9}, {10, 11, 12}
6 = {1, 2}, {3, 4}, {5, 6}, {7, 8}, {9 10}, {11, 12}

Other systems include kinder (0th grade), preschool or other mechanisms and come up with odd sets.

As you can see using N=3 would produce the equal division into three parts where "highschool" begins in 9th grade.
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The system I described as in my experience being most common worldwide (UK, AU, CA, JP, ... ?) tends to use a multi-step division rather than equal division.

The divisor is N=2 yielding:
step 1)
{0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6}, and
{7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12}

step 2) applies only to the upper branch of "likely sexually active" ages
{7, 8, 9}, and
{10, 11, 12}

Then often times a kindergarten is incorporated into the "babysitting" job of young childhood education, albeit preschool is not incorporated typically. This is probably because children of ages 5+ are able to remain quiet without screaming and crying as much as those under 5.

That yields:
elementary (kinder, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
middle / junior high (7, 8, 9)
high (10, 11, 12)

Many variations do exist with minor adjustments. The basic idea though is to divide by age into groups more similar than they are different. Serious education begins in highschool, middleschool is mostly about basic education and elementary tends to be primary education such as simple reading and writing or mathematics such as addition, subtraction, multiplication and division.

Middleschool tends to incorporate social studies, chemistry, geography, history, literature and art. Mathematics include subjects such as fractions, algebra, trigonometry and complex numbers.

Highschool gets more serious introducing actual subjects such as english, alternative language programs, electronics, introductory calculus and so on.
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>>82544545
Man I just want to know what kind of search terms I gotta use to find porn with women that look like the girl on the left, with all that cute teenage baby fat in their face and big fucking tits.
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>>82544545
None of the chicks in my hs looked half as good as that
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>>82546440
That's pretty typical 16 - 18 looking which young kids lose more by ~22 or so. That child-like "teenager" look is super common amongst the youngest teens getting into pornhub or onlyfans or whatever. I'd guess like 99% are 18 - 25 and then their income drops so fast or they realize they can't make a living doing porn so they stop posting actively. I'd guess probably MOST of the porn on the internet is post-25 young women who used to post actively posting more passively.

I've never actually browsed onlyfans but years ago I browsed pornhub when my girlfriend (22) recommended it. She didn't just recommend it she kept waking me up in the morning playing porn on her phone on mute. So I'd hear like "AAWW" in a loud blip as she hit mute then I'd feel her wiggling around in the bed, open my eyes and see some girl getting railed in the butthole.
>EEAAAUGH get that out of my face in the morning you pervert
>her: sorry boo i really wanted to get you up
HA HA HA HA HA VERY FUNNY
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>>82544545
I would go through high school as normal, then skip college and the army, and go straight into vocational school for Tool and Die. I would be a great deal more wealthy if I had done so, and probably happier and healthier as well. I'd also hang out with my dog a bunch.
Also, I guess I'd buy a shitload of Bitcoin or something.
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>>82546615
Pre-2015 it was easy to generate blocks for 25 coin each in like a week or so with mediocre hardware. Early on in 2009 it took an hour on again mediocre hardware to generate 50. You'd easily say if you spent $200 extra on power bills running one PC non-stop with mediocre hardware in 2009 generate 10000-50000+ bitcoin.
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>>82546440
>and big fucking tits.
Try "huge titty teens" I mean come on these are the most popular search terms for a reason.
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Draw more, study more, this time stay in my shell more than try to leave it.
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>>82544545
hang myself properly this time
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>>82544545
i lost my virginity when i was 14 with the only gf I've ever had lol.
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>>82544545
Not smoke weed everyday
Use deodorant
Not drop out
Make a move with Erin



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