I just want a friend that I can insult jokingly and be kinda nice to as well
>>82546334>picrelLooks like my gf's butt and pussy
>>82546362you ever stick it up the pooper?
>>82546372Nah but she'd let me if I really wanted to
>>82546334Envision the reek
>>82546334Go ahead. Who's stopping you?
>>82546334you just know this bitch has never used a bidet
>>82546334girls should be hairless from the eyebrows down
>>82546334>nails done for a butthole picwomen are weird as fuck
>>82546766girls should never shave, they are perfect as is if they insist, it's a man's duty to shave them
>>82546837I could shave her...
>>82546766>men should be hairless from the eyebrows downftfy>>82546837>girls should never shave, they are perfect as iscorrect opinion.
>>82546849And you will do a good job
>>82546334I wish I had someone who I can jokingly hit gently at the back of their head with random objects I happen to stumble upon in the moment when they least expect it.>>82546334
>>82546918If my gf is walking in front of me in an open space or down a long hallway I push her really hard so she has to run a little to catch her self.
>>82546904I would be so obnoxiously protective of her if I ever got a gf, which is why I never will. They just want abusechad to rape them to death.
>>82546334I just want a girlfriend that I can be vicious to and she's vicious to me as well until we get too horny and then we fuck like something out of Hellraiser
>>82546334I have that dinamic with my bestie, she is always insulting me in a joking way and calling me a whore or something, but shit, when she isn't being a bitch she is actually so nice. I love her dude, as a friend of course, she is still a bitch and my friend, but not just A friend y'know?
>>82547537i think you have a crush on her dawg.
>>82546334Not a faggot but her nails look so fucking good.
>>82547793>Not a faggot but her nails look so fucking goodnothing faggy about it. you have refined tastes. It's attractive for a woman to be polished down to the minutiae.I especially like the contrast of a woman who's very posh, groomed and borderline bimbo-esque but completely unshaven.Something super hot about a vapid stacy with a giant bush, happy trail, super hairy pits and a hairy asshole.
>>82546334Fucking asshole, you deserve to be alone
>>82546766Men should be hairless, women should be hairy like a sasquatch.
>>82547589Kinda, but not really, i had crushes before and they never felt like this, i can say i like her but not just in the same way i like a girl i wanna date.
id give my own kidney and anons kidney just to sniff that for 2mins
>>82546334Ill be your Huckleberry!Disc:Thenarnynator
>TFW no hairy foidholes to fuck
>>82546958Moids like you should rot. You bring up your beloved chad so much, it's crazy...We have mutts law, now we need chads law.
>>82546766You don't really want to put that down there imo
>>82548904Whymst not?
>>82546449The woman's bidet is the man's mouth.
>>82549687everyone was kneeling out of respect.jpg
>>82546766Disagree. Girls shouldn't do the mexican thing of having hairy arms but a good week or two's worth of hair is kino. A 70s bush is excessive and not my kinkBald pussy is an aesthetic choice that has zero effect on it being good or not but I like a bit of fuzz
>>82547868Why so hostile tho???
>>82546334i don't mind some fuzz, but mother of god that is an enchanted forest, like, unkempt, eughhh
>>82549998>>82550028weak shit. no half measures.
>>82550356If I had to pick one, I'd pick bald pussy since everything is clean and smooth, much less prickly, but a bit of stubble is incredible. Like 1 to 3 weeks of stubble
>>82550376weaker shit.
>>82546334>>82546362https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG0GjjakjaU
>>82550476That's not what the south smells like right?
>>82550421Queer. There is nothing more erotic and arousing than a female vagina with a bit of hair. It means fertility, maturity, and breeding time
>>82546334Time to dive in there and huff that gorgeous things stench up into my lungs
>>82546334I'm gonna dive in there boyos
