woke up quick
at about noon
just thought that i had to be in compton soon
i gotta get drunk before the day begins
before my mother starts bitchin
about my friends

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>dad overslept
>had2wake him up
>grab a snickers for breakfast besides coffee n cigs
>he is driving way2fast
>scarying me to be desu
>still so sleepy
>about2arrive soon desu
>here we go again
>I miss waking up in japan
>even if I save up enough monayz for it again
>next travels hab to be to visiting family members desu
>>82547640
Are you trying2rap or something
Welp cheers I guess

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>work today is rather annoying
>dad is a lot for my nerves
>he is like this isnt amazon
>we dont work like murricans
>be like this isnt german either
>this is iranian bazar work style
>stop talking befor I hurt his feelings
>but its true he belongs back to Iran if he keeps trying to be like back home
>I swear im gonna stomach cancer if I work for him a few years
>not sure if I can keep it together to n0t go insane befor I save up enough to try my own thing
>im more ranting than being melty to be desu
>in 2sleepy and probably 2hungry too
>time for a cappuccino and ciggy desu

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>>82548537
Hey Ceb
Work is annoying after coming back from Japan right?

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>>82544256
Where are youuuu
My bpd alias emotional vampire needs some blood desu
>>82548592
Gosh I would KILL for some famichiki right and jap dr pepper right now
It was always annoying since I left amazon, amazon was just exhausting AF
Working for dad has a bigger potential to give me cancer than all these cigs I smoke
>I actually considered to go back2education to become a teacher over there
>before dropping out I had in mind being a teacher over here already one day
>I used to help out my classmates the lat time I went2school
>in germoney they give u grade for ur social behavior in class
>I had a B because I was so helpful n reliable to every classmate
>they even fought over who would have me in group projects
>usually it was a C or D for being the "outsider" of the class xd
>but let education path would take me like 4 - 5 years
>plus the paychecks for it doesn't seems so neat compared to the effort
>seems like a better gamble to save up my monays
>and then move to my family in Dubai
>thinking of important japanese goods to Dubai4sale
>still gonna be a tough hustle for sure
>specially cause normie social media is important to build up connections/customers in Dubai
>I fucking hate that shittu
>cousins told me already I can live at their place still I can afford my own place
>Japan travels would be much easier if im in Dubai
>plus I would also need to be there for business xd
>well first of all I need to survive working for my dad in the meantime
>okies better stfu
>break time is ova soon
Take care desu

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>>82548735
I tried to reply quickly but my tab crashed took forever to reach this thread again
https://soranews24.com/2025/09/19/the-dream-of-all-you-can-eat-japanese-convenience-store-fried-chicken-is-now-a-reality/
How many could you eat in 30 minutes do you think?

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>>82548976
N0 worries im busy through work
Neat pic desu
>how many in 30 minutes
It depends
If im hungry & drunk
Maybe 20 - 30?
My tummy is growing back since im back xd
I eat 2much of everything there
And the beerus
Okays had to hurry up with my replyyy

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>>82548976
>click on the link
Welp at least I was there during the
>40% bigger
Promotion
That one sounds like fun desu

how many japanese friends have you made there? have you talked to anyone?

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>going for a quick coffee n cig
>I dont seem to wake up fr today
>big yaaaawn
>>82549262
I had some bitter sweets encounters but n0 real frens I would say
Im bad at that
>my rickshaw driver told me to hit me up if im ever back
>to show me around Kyoto in private
>but like other things we planned to do
>the farewell was hasty
>cause it was past his working times
>hardcore rainy
>I gave him around 4000 yen tip cause of the situation
>plus we vibed well together
>at some ramen place the guy next to me n me kept talking the entire time
>he paid for my lil feast while leaving
>told me its his welcome2japan present for me

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>check da new
>260 car tires were stabbed in one night in Bremen
>I bet on my ass it was a action by brainwashed people who think its a good deed for the environment
>these kind of people and antifa should be categorized as terrorists if u ask me
>le save the environment folks tend to be hardcore mentally ill
>okies time 2stfu

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>actual break time now
>time for moar coffee n cigs
>dad is like recommending take out food after work
>be like ick I dont want to
>the options around us are limited
>germny is so fucking boring food wise too
>I already had enough of everything
>mom is in the US so fuck
>be like I could cook steak with rice for us
>to be desu im 2sleepy n 2tired 2cook methinks
>also my mood isnt the best
>probably cause im also 2hungry
>bleh
>where is kanoeanon >:T

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>check out plane tickets n everything for japan next year
>theoretically I could afford the same travel if I save up til next year
>but would be better to invest into my own trade company or something like that
>need to get away from dad
>reeeeeeee
>welb less than a hour n half til im back home
>where im not gonna do anything besides being lazy
>need2be more productive but bleh

>>82547613
Well I fell in love with the 23 year old neet tranon with a sweet feminine soothing voice today. Super conflicted on how to feel about that.

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>>82549947
Cause they are trans or what

>>82549960
Yah they're super cool when I talked to them and I get butterflies whenever I'm around her

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>>82549977
Welp nothing wrong with that desu
Goodlucks

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>the last half hour made me hate being alive & working with dad
>at the end he is like lets go grocery shopping so I can cook
>im like heck n0
>I just wanna b3 lazy in my room after a shower
>im done with my nerves now
>time to head back home
>damn it I miss amazon

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>arrive back home
>feed our old cat
>dad takes over the kitty
>take a shower
>smoke a cig
>hungry
>there is some ben n jerry ice cream
>but gonna try2resist it for now
>back in bed
>just kill me already please

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>hungry
>but wont bother with it
>bored
>nothing to do here and nothing I wanna do
>want to drink alcy
>but my mood is too dangerous for that
I guess the ben n jerry is tempted to get high on sugar desu

>>82547640
I like it, bro; clean start, got flow.
Keep feet on gas, don't stall, don't slow.
Level up verses, make moments glow.
Quit now and you'll cap your show.

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>dream of eating foode n ice cream
>wake up
>go for a coffee n ciggy
>grumpy

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Ever run so fast, your nipples feel cold after?

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>>82552545
>a new day
>a new riddle
welp I neva paid attention to that
post nipples?

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>im supposed2cook
>dad bought pricy meat
>but its not unoptimal for steaks
>he is kinda offended for saying that
>welp it needs to be outside of the fridge for now
>have to wait
>he is off2the gym anyways
>im too hungry n grumpy for dis
>gonna be a very bad attempt methinks
>im SO tempted to open a wine bottle in the meantime

>>82552545
Sex with Aisu to warm up his nipples.

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>>82552577
Better bait would've been ''Prove your nipples are pink.'' They're blue actually. And wine is gay as expected. Unless it's wine you pretend you were keeping for cooking.

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>cook steaks with mashed potatoes for us
>still grumpy after I ate
>I hate it here so much
>and its gonna still be for a while
>kill meeeee
>>82553265
I wasnt baiting, I was just straight forward with my demands
>they are blue
What
Are u trying to freeze urself to ded or something
Also wine is tasty
Still had n0ne so far

>>82547613
>dream about taking hrt and turning into a futa
if only it wasn't a dream

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Got into momma's wine stash yet, lil bro?

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>a buddy asks me if I wanna come out to hang out with him n fren
>n0 thanks
>its just a waste of time and im not in the mood for that
>we dont rly hab much in common besides going to the same school or spending time on the street/hood together back then
>im gonna grab a fine bottle once dad felt asleep methinks
>>82553782
made me laugh
n0 offense desu
>>82554494
n0 n not my moms, u posted faster than me xd
if mom drinks at all, she prefers tequila desu
the previous owner of dis place, some german doctor
had a wine collection in the basement floor that he left behind
some are still good2drink methins, had the 1997 previously and it was nice
>there is one from 1985
>the 1991 one looks also good
>but mom decided to display that one in the main living room part
>so taking that would be obvious
we also have like any other alcohol u could ask for in the living room, for guests
some guests from dubai were staying over while I was gone
0r I will just touch the gin to get drunk with less while less kcal desu
>alcy is overall bad for gym recovering so that is mostly making me to n0t want to drink

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>I could display my figures from akihabara
>but would need to placr my tomoko shoes somewhere else
>plus I wouldnt want the figures to be that low2display

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>>82554584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am6TEkxRszk
>German doctor
Imagien how many human centipedes were made in that basement.
>tequila
Le mom secretly goes hard trope.

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You should try orange jaeger. It's been recently released, now ay not in germany too. It's not good or anyhitng, but it's orange for a jaeger.

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Your mom should make you pick 20 liters of rowans to make the most vile alcohol imaginable. Maybe that would get the shaytan out.

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>>82554651
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am6TEkxRszk
own the edge
thread theme
wait... are you secretly a big sonic fan?
lole gay
>>82554660
I wont spent monays on alcohol
also jaeger makes u fat and get diabetes
thats a onlyusemeblade reference
he used to be a big cod streamer in the old youtube days, never attempted to new stuff
turned into someone who drank shots for donations, mostly jaeger with red bull
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk0AUE8ZvhA
his irl drunk streams while he was a trainwreck were hilarious
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te-s7vIIhCg
I miss the rv trip streams so much
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFZNeSq6DIE
>while he was being interviewed by THE chris hansen
>Bjorn would show up drunk during the interview being drunk aggro at him
its still comedy god
I miss this duo so much
>>82554706
>Maybe that would get the shaytan out.
LMA0
mom doesnt wants me2drink desu

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>go outsider tyo buy some tomaters
>see some niqqa hanging like 600 meters above on a cliff like I can barely make out his silluete
Some ppls be just out there living.
>>82554761
Sonic > akshuial wiggers.

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>>82554761
>jaeger makes u fat and get diabetes
Sounds like an kind of cope a seasoned alcy would come up with.

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Anyway, what happened with that little lass you been converting?

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When she been sending snaps like crazy, but the masjid is gender segregated...

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Pretty sure my mom tried not so subtly to gaslight that boys these do commonly wear womne's fragrances. Is this true? I wouldn't know either way, but you virile non-chuds might.

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>>82554786
why do you need tomatoes at this time of the day / night?
tell them t0 do a flip
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IavUg17J2GU
>Sonic > akshuial wiggers.
n0t sure how to understand dis statement
new riddle
welp gotta go fast xd
>>82554797
its true, jaeger has big kcal
probably gonna sip on gin to keep the kcal low, my tummy is in a state I rike again but dont wanna risk it xd
>>82554856
I woke up grumpy and just deleted her if u mean that case
I was annoyed she would just sent pretty pics and n0t really talk to me much, welp could have been worse, considering everything I was still nice2her
her loss but I do blame old buddy for ruining her brain, welp that cunt is just ashes in a cheap ass grave now

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>>82554899
iran has been westernised too much, they hab football matches & concerts where there is n0 gender segregated
the mullahs should hire me, I will come over with 3-generation punishments and get sharia work properly again
anything for lots of monays desu
>>82554951
I prefer to wear moms perfumes n stuff if I can, cause they smell so much better
but mom is like
>:( n0 guys arent supposed to do that
>girls wont like it
perhaps she is also salty I tend to go for her pricy stuff lololol

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Ayo, why was my location on? What Iranian tricknology is this?
>probably gonna sip on gin to keep the kcal low
Exhibit A.
Did she hab BPD?
>>82555017
>Donald Trump is my president
>Iran is too liberal
Damn taht ho is gone.

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>get a glass of gin
>I dont really want to
>but bleh
>>82555097
im seething that my piece of shit brother cause he took the ben n jerry flavor I wanted
thats like n0thing comapred to everything else he is doing
but ice cream is personally

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>>82555258
>I dont really want to
>but bleh
That's what I said!
>Ben & Jerry's
You donate to ADL too?

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>>82555318
there are tw0 things in life Im ready to betray anything n anyone for
>a huge amount of cash
>ice cream

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>>82555337
>''Grrr... I hate Marx, he killed trillions!''
>Oh Em Gee... Does that ice cream say Netflix & Chill??? Like the meme??? These culture warriors really do no give a damn what any Israel-hating neoliberal NATOboy douchenozzle thinks!''

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>>82555375
what the heck are u trying to start?
since when are u a filthy commie, do you love russia now or something???
u should know for me its about loving money and marx is anti money n individualism
but most retards wont get it so the easiest way to tell them marx bad is by reminding them how many people died cause of his shittu
why are u mentioning israel

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>>82555435
But Ceb, if you loved money this much, you wouldn't be fumbling the easiest bag in history over and over. Clearly, the capitalist world order isn't exactly filling that gaping hole in your heart...

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>>82555492
tell that in a way I can understand
I need more gin

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>>82555517
Bro idk, just let the jinn take you over so you gedidit.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hXxgvHB4PD4

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>>82555588(nice get)
I just dont get what u mean with the easiest bag in history
I dont hab it easy
amazon was easy but a mix of obsessing over the wrong person during that time + not getting the promotion on time + my kitty dying made me 2weak to continue
if u mean that, just making money isnt enough, the job has to be somehow fun or something like that
dad also dropped underground construction so there isnt even a feel of accomplishing something
>he is mad about that I dont wanna partner up with him for my plans to start my own smol company in dubai
his own fault really
he didnt teached me much and fren who used to work for us was like
>I can tell you have everything good about you from ur mom
>all ur bad sides from dad
at least dad teached me to be money hungry, fren doesnt rikes that
but he knows if I make it big he would hav a good time too xd
wait are u converting to islam?
please st0p

>>82555660
Funny how you're like the least stereotypical Middle Easterner alive, but still manage to fit every stereotype. Streng geheim.

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>>82555707
Forgot the witch for the punch.

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>>82555707
>>82555715
yea I will marry u, force u to wear a burka and stay at home
just to breed u 10 times a day to be desu
okies I will stop with the faggy shit now
need more giiin

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>>82555735
Every type of alcohol, for every type of guest. Every type of shaytan. Even one invited through your son's backdoors. Your mamma should've known better.

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>>82555759
st0p becoming a muslim holy shitu

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Ayo! Is she holding the Little Red Book?? Maoist witches confirmed???
>>82555771
*casts disenfranchisement from your burgeoise roots spell*
Heh. Seems it has worked...

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>>82555802
>Ayo! Is she holding the Little Red Book?? Maoist witches confirmed???
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fuck you comieeeeee
>casts disenfranchisement from your burgeoise roots spell*
>Heh. Seems it has worked...
??????
u should know better than aonyone else as a educated n academic person
that zorastrimus is our og religion
but buddahism in kyoto won me over
welp im bad at it desu
>I do hab a buddah figure from kyoto and other stuff for a smol shrine in my room xd
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p3m5BvB9ACI
>tfw we used to rule over the world but we are a rather a j0ke now
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TNoa5QGSKpE

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>>82555855
>that zorastrimus is our og religion
>but islam in mecca won me over
Liderally ure ancestors. Mayk sure that Ayrab schlong is nice and shiny now, Persian boye.

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>>82555802
>Perspolis is the one place mom always wanted to show me but we never got around to it
>its also the name of a big iranian football team
>they use the color RED
>there is an0ther one using the Color BLUE
>uncle in dubai who calls himself a arab
>is for the BLUE TIME
>he would pay me money to do jewish prayers so his team would win
>by coincindence his team would win over n over after my jokes
>he used to ask me where im going for my nightwalks in dubai
>I was like
>to synagogues :)
>told me to pray for that team
>be like okies
>they kept winning
>he kept being like
>keep d0ing more of ur jewish prayers for them
funny runnig gag desu
>>82555877
>>>but islam in mecca won me over
I never said that u gAY ass FASGGOT
u meant Aryan
I forgive u for u r typo

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At least my ancestors got liddurally besieged for 200 years and almost got extinct for their beliefs. Christfags would unironically hold safaris to hunt my people down for how much they hated them. I'ma survivor. You got nothing on my swampass, Persian boy. Bling bling and you surrender your soul to Big Black Building in Dubai for some labubu tomokos.

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>>82555897
lma0
Im gonna succ ur dick
ironically ofc

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>want moar gin
>Im n0 expert with gin
>idk if the next glass will make me vomit
>hab drunk munchies
>ice cream wont satisifie it methinks

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>>82555895
I ain't reading all that, but cope like this is all too common among subverted nations.
>>82555907
Yeh, I know you would. I got 2 kroner in my pocket, but you still vaccuming.

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>>82555926
im n0 whore
I would do it for free

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>>82555941
I die befoer my BBC (Big Baltic Clit) is vaccum sealed by anyone but a dysfunctional whitegirl.

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>>82555963
first of all
st0p taking advantage of me while drunk n horny
>CLIT
ur trans
oh wow

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>>82555963
im against r*pe but I would do a exception for u bully
>Funny how you're like the least stereotypical Middle Easterner alive, but still manage to fit every stereotype

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>>82555976
I'm liddurally at least just as drunk. But ppl love blaming me because they assume I'm supposed to know better sigh...
>>82555988
I'm just a silly white boy intimidated by your brown virility and greed. The way you snatch those Germanic hoes, slipping through all their vulnerabilities their cold and distant German parents failed to patch up, a failing no economic system could fix for me.

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>>82556010
u can handle the alcy better than me
I can handle the weede better
welp moar ginfor meeeeeee now desu

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>>82556010
>didnt deny trans part
I guess everyone saw it coming xddddddddddd

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>>82556023
Your mom should have seggs with a blond accountant named Hans.
>>82556028
I just have feminine eyes with natural eyeshadow. That's all. I'd still pin a hoe to her pillow. I wuld if I culd.

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>>82556010
t0 be desu I should st0p wtih the gin fr nao
I cant imagine a higher state than vomiting
alcy isnt that great for overdoing desu

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>>82556044
ur trans and horny for guys in denial

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>>82556052
Whelp. I need to keep goign cause I need to free up the bottle for my pee cause I'm too drunk to leave my bed.
>>82556061
I'm only ambigiously gay for optics, faggotron.

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>>82556067
u can pee in my mouth xd

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>>82556073
>>82556073
You know how girls love to see a man they love pee? I wish I could just eat a bunch of beets and pee red for my non-Slav girl to freak her out. That would be hilarious.

>>82549937
>>82548735
Maybe you could visit Japan on another pretext
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_used_vehicle_exporting#United_Arab_Emirates
Maybe you could make some extra money buying second hand cars in Japan and sending them to Dubai

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>>82556132
>Trying to bait his Arabic greed
Might work.

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>>82556106
I w0nder if u know that high class lithuanian escort I used to book for several hours
She is a actor in theater back ur home
She used to be a artist in the US n A to be able to aford a fancy live style befor that was cut off cause of tax evasion in the states rip
>she stole my first time with0ut condom
I was worried cause of stds but the doctor said im fine
It took her like three attempts xd

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>>82556155
Niqqa we don't just all know each other just because there's few of us. You do confirm your stereotype more trying to flex stuff like that on me. Your people love ''strongarming'' in a way.

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Ceb, you're kind of a ''nigger'' to me. It's just that being one does work, so I can't really insult you with it while being from a society buckbrocken by communism.

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I mean is there a lore reason you'rte immediatelly attached to the most wigger aspects of native German culture? Because it's the most '''international'' aspect of it? That's probs what your soziologie proffesor would say.

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>>82556204
actually it happened cause of some online person + me being big pitty
she bullied me out of my gooning threads on /trash/
cause I know who she is as a poster there, I recognise all of her posts
so I was like
>gonna lewd irl escorts then2goon if she wont let me have that place >:(
n0t sure if she is aware of me recognising her posts but he should know im good at stalking her xd
>>82556218
>>82556239
calm down babe

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My hat too heavy from all the racism.
>>82556288
Reminds me of an indie movie I saw once with my aunt about how savage Middle Eassterners are about some baka who is very good at stalking his sister all the way from Iraq to Norgay to honor kill her for gedding with a whyteboy. I guess it's in your DNA:

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>>82556132
>cars
maybe l8r
u need much moar monays for that
thinking of clothes and then expanding to cosmetics desu
clothes are easy
cosmetics get pricy like every product will cost me at leasdt around 600 bucks just to get the approval that the product is okies for the market in dubai
>>82556358
well I did ramble about cutting off her head lots of time
but its rather about keeping her for myself

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>>82556370
>but its rather about keeping her for myself
I would never joke about getting drunk on vodka and giving her a blackeye, but I guess some cultures just don't integrate as welll.

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>>82556388
SOME woman need heavy beat ups and to be kept on a leash
n0t my fault she is one of them desu

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>>82556404
Ceb when he sees his mom with a blackeye: ''And what did you do this time? You should really know your place, mom. And yoir outfit? You don't want the neighbors to bring shame to our father, do you?''

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>>82556442
lole
mom has moar power over dad than vice versa
I would rather ask dad
>what did u do for that black eye dad?
also im talking about a trans woman
n0 reason to mention that if she wasnt acting s0 ick
I guess she will turn 40 in a few years
and feell all lonely
and realise the biggest treasure was me all along while everyone else is gonna use her as a s*x toy at best
welp her loss xd
second time I mention dis but its true
the irl girl I chased lives in the fucking ghetto, the dead bf spilled all her secrets cause she was just a hole2him, tried to cheat and never took her out or anything
and killed himself cause he didnt cared for her at all, but she will still mourn n cling to the silly fantasy
meanwhile I was ready to be loyal and spend all of my paychecks for her
my fault for picking unworthy people really

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>>82556514
Bro gets fumbled by capitalism once more, but still fails to gain class consciousness. Sad!

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>>82556539
yea I need to st0p going after grills below my class who were teached n0 manners at all!

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>>82556539
For a one piece reference
U could say im aware of imu but still ready to sacrifice everyone to become a celestial dragon xd

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>0ne day im gonna live in dubai
>and have my own 24/7 maid
>who has less space than a prisoner in germany

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>https://youtu.be/P1jIkON8HFo?si=KDjKnP2x9mvTQnEY
>get the last ben n jerry in the freezer
>took a fork instead of a spoon
>okies
>n0 more gin for me desu
>eating my ben n jerry with a fork

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>ready2sleep
>eberything is spinning
Welp Goodnigjts desuuu

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I see these threads a lot. How do I join?

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Bleh. I did NOT consent to anything I may ahve said last night.