my therapist tells me i need to do yoga, eat every meal in the kitchen, make my bed every morning, never be in my room unless i'm sleeping, make sure the apartment is squeaky clean all the time
>>82549593could be worse. mine had vegetables figurines in his office, had a Japanese wife he went crab fishing with, told me he gave Japanese girls on YouTube free therapy sessions and named dropped the leek dance song. he once spent an entire session making me sit in his truck listening to Obamas address to the nation. his waiting room was full of civil war firearm books. I wish I was making this up. what a weird time of my life
>>82549593NO YOU DUMB BITCH JUST GIVE ME RDRUGSI NEED XANAXI NEED KETAMINE
All therapists are useless faggot retards
>>82549618>vegetablesvege-tales, fuck
>>82549593Don't do any of that unless you're on court ordered criminal probation or something.If Asmongold can be a millionaire while living the CHUD life, so can you.
>>82549638Sounds like a middle school history teacher
>>82549654I dunno. I never had any school teacher who randomly dropped a powerlevel in the middle of a class or session. kinda. the comp sci teacher I had in 11th was close. we tried to get her to do acid with us. she quit that year and I felt bad, I think the stress of dealing with us was too much
>>82549683my elementary school arts and crafts teacher made us draw anime girls
>>82549695lmao what year. today, wouldn't surprise me. 2006? ehhhhhhh kinda
>>825497202000s yeah
>>82549746this? totally original comment thanks, no mute againo
>>82549758wait what the hell, what language is that. I just remember there being a "for beginners" anime drawing book that was pretty shit
>>82549758no he drew it on the chalkboard and we copied it
>>82549593Yeah that's what normal people do. What's wrong with that advice?
>>82549781was he any good at it?
>>82549792i was impressed since i was a kid but it was >>>/i/ tier
>>82549811forgot that board existed. huh
my therapist tried to kill me with jew drugs
>>82549593>my therapist tells me i need to do yogaSatanicGet a new therapist
>>82549784the problem is anon isn't a normal person and never will be
>>82550960not unless he starts eating meals in the kitchen he won't be
