Roses for England.Thistles for Scotland.Holly for Wales.
mongs and nonces
Many Right will vote Left.
>Do people complain about pubs existing?no but i do complain about alcohol.>Why ban weed?either legalise it, or ban alcohol. base drug laws on their harm/effects rather than culture.
Corr wish I was Ruthmong tonight. I would have a arch mac burger with double large fries and a coke
>>82551402Sounds good til it arrives stone cold
Gaped anus
>>82551396The weed industry is worth billions. We could make it like they have in Amsterdam where you can only smoke it at cafes or at home. Downside is that low income areas will constantly smell of weed. But considering the state of the economy and labours popularity at the moment can they afford to somewhat consider it.
>>82551436Britain already grows enough weed for export. they don't want native Britons smoking weed.
>>82551396An invader would try to ban beer.Not a Brit.Only an invader tries to ban protesting also.
>>82550639That's me everyday. I wish I was NEET but then I'd probably be depressed and not have a gf
>>82551464And they dont want brits drinking beer or protesting either?
>>82551464Kek. Learned that recently we are one of the largest growers of commercial cannabis but yet it's a class B drug.
>>82551476And all drugs are legal in Canada.
>>82551476Theresa May's husband
Make anal sex illegal
all things considered i'l rate the human experience a 4/10
>>82551509Some womens asses are really nice
>>82551509it was. sodomy is anal sex and it was illegal for ages
>>82551512Sometimes were not so lucky but its worth remembering what could have been. Sometimes in the spark of that thought is the way to achieve.
Going to spend the weekend watching films and having sex with my gf if that's alright with you lads
>>82551523Women in Sodom had asses that some were too envious of.
Shut in sad sack talking to himself again
>>82551534Has anyone realIy been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>82551523Only stopped being illegal because foreign govts had so many photos of politicians bumming, being bummed that it was affecting the Govts ability to govern smoothly with all that being used against them. And so, bumming became legal, Stonewall are off their nut thinking they had anything to do with changing govt policy.
Ruthmong how would you rate your life on a scale from 1 to 10?
>>82551553and who are you talking to?
Much of the Japanese hierarchy goes to Canada to do drugs
>>82551475they want you drinking.drink up, lad.
>>82551580fucking cheers
>>82551495don't forget Jeremy Corbyn's son. the National Hemp Service Ltd haha 'hemp' it's just 'hemp' u guise.
wish i was never born,too bad bad my mum had to go have have sex and gestate me and all that shit
liquor? i barely know her!
i stayed in a hotel thats was so dirty the didnt make the bens they just dug them over
A lot of alcoholics here
>>82551662>bensbeds beds fucing beds goddamnit
Was in Tesco and saw some shoplifting, said to the security, what was that? Just standing there? He told me (African) he couldn't do anything about it. I was about to say "so you're just a scarecrow?", but thought he'd take it as racism. If I was arrested, that'd definitely be held up, wouldn't it?
Another Friday night all alone in your childhood bedroom is it, king?
>>82551689i wish, rent is a nigger
>>82551689Yep, sometimes it's nice to stay in and chill
>>82551688if they walk out of the shop security cant stop them. silly if you ask me
>>82551689Yes, although I'm just visiting my parents for the weekend. I don't live with them thank fuck.
>>82551688They're only their for insurance purposes lad
ive been a good boy this year so for Christmas ive asked santa if i have have death
>>82551689Friday night all alone in my owned house, thanks mate.
putin needs to stop being such a little tease and nuke us already, do it faggot!
imho people are mostly bad with a veneer of polite niceness as a facade
WW3 ahhhhh yeeeeehttps://news.sky.com/story/russian-military-jets-violate-estonian-airspace-officials-say-13434022
>>82551745will he have give you death by these time next year?
>>82551845is english your second language?
>>82551761>my owned houseProof?
>>82551813i think people are generally fine and if anything it's the horribleness that gets exaggerated. in fact if you know a horrible person long enough, you'll end up having a conversation where you understand the cause-and-effect of why they're how they are.more like we're all just human, really. straightforwardly 'bad' (psychopathy? feral children?) is incredibly rare.
>>82551853no, it is my first (and only language).got a B in GCSE French. don't remember those things though. je suis non parlez le Francais, that's what i always say.
>>82551688>me (African)?
>>82551876The fat mortgage should be proof enough.
>>82551877>you'll end up having a conversation where you understand the cause-and-effect of why they're how they are.its funthats itthats why bullies humiliate their weaker piers thats why bosses abuse their workers its fun and it makes them feel good
How come HHL didn't go to college?
Police have just left, here best part of two hours (re, schizo neighbour) that means it was something serious right?
>>82551905>piers
>>82551688Yep, it's literally a fake job signed into existence by fiat for various regulatory reasons. Benefits nobody except the third world immigrants who come over inexplicably to do the job, even though there isn't even anyone trying to make the claim of it being skilled work.
>>82551916you god damn right i wrote that, bitch!
>>82551688He should be sacked. He can use citizens arrest / reasonable force on the shop lifter
Get him, mongboy poster
Eyyyy, biscuits
>>82551928Then I don't think you're bullying anyone mongboy, you are the bullied.
>>82551946what kind? (very important)
>>82551950point out where i said i bullied anyone
>>82551951Ginger biscuits
>>82551963exquisite taste, well done
>>82551688Yes lad. These days you get arrested and thrown in jail just for calling a security guard a scarecrow
>>82551958I didn't say you claimed it I'm just pointing out you're bottom of the food chain, mongy lad.
>>82551975Thanks, de Lod.
My gf has a really ugly fanny what should i do?
>>82551876house keys, deed, today's paper, two countersignatures (blurred for privacy)
>>82551998you're not though your just saying random shit with not basisi challenge you to justify that statement with posts i made in this thread
>>82552024Hey this is unrelated, I just wanted to say niggers
>>82552024You gonna fucking cry now or what?
>>82551893Sorry, formatting it wrong. He's the African, of course>>82551997No but seriously, if he thought it was racist, the police would definitely arrest me, wouldn't they?
>>82552015i was just reading the /tv/ board and someone mentioned this >Eugenia Cooney pussy slip.no idea who the fuck that was but she's some YouTuber who i suppose does goth/alt fashion videos and also has an eating disorderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0vD7vqP1M8a cute skeleton but i don't know how you could view this prolapsed vagina as attractive. then again, all vaginas are unattractive. but so are all dicks. the human body is just horrible.maybe this can bring you solace. you love your gf for her heart and her bones, not her vagina. you can just look somewhere else during sex.
>>82552050you failed my challenge, i win
>>82552024>you're not>your justIt's like you're not even trying, mongleader general.
something very 'eva6' about these posts, i have to say.
>>82552062you have to keep the bait juicy
theres an african fella ITT
>>82552072Imma steal his skin :D
>>82552071WRONGhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fly_fishingNOT EVEN REAL BAITFISH ARE FUCKING RETARDED
Chika farting out Ebin's cum in a public toilet
>>82552094i kneel to YOU'RE superior knowledge fishing anaon
if we're getting cutesy waffle from someone depressed (pretending they are not-depressed) on a Friday night, why can't it be Crossy? ;__;
Why don't we just nuke moscow?
>>82552101eva6 have you been drinking? at your age?
>>82552112Because everyone will die from nukes
>>82552021seems legit(for a mentally deranged troon)
Alright lads.For the last week I have been peeing in a jug which I immediately empty and then rinse out after each use.Today there was this weird slime jelly growing in the bottom of the clean jug after only about 4 hours, and it was surprisingly big.The question is where did it come from and how did it grow so fast? Do I potentially have that living inside me?
No happy friday post from Lollers
>>82552175>lad at my work always says Happy Friday on the morning call
>>82552161sounds more like something that's happened outside of your body tbqh. leave the jug in some diluted disinfectant maybe? call me a germophobe but i think even just Fairy liquid + hot water on dishes isn't ENOUGH sometimes (i mean if you can still smell or see food stains, how is that enough? when it's raw chicken, rotten milk, stuff like that?)i've noticed the top chamber of my water filter has a weird thin film to it. but hopefully by the time the water seeps through to the main jug, it gets filtered into nice potable water no matter what.
>>82552161All hail the eternal internal slime god
>>82552161my mate pisses in a bucket cause he works in a cabin in the garden with no toilet. Overtimes its grown this sludge and rust. I'd assume ammonia
i've gotten really good at interpreting zoomer ironic shitposting.i think eva6 is in pain.
>>82552273>i've gotten really good at interpreting zoomer ironic shitposting.>i think eva6 is in pain.fascinating
>Be me waking up just now after effed-up dreamingham>Let out an *obscenely* loud and forceful single fartington whilst waking up Phwoar
every time one of these Marvel comics has a baddie that says, "aw, shoo-eet!", they're not really saying "shoot", are they? they're saying "shit".
>this week's 'Outrageous Deals' have 'just dropped'>diet Red Bull>staplers + staples>designer notepadsoh my days.
daft question but what's stopping me buying a bunch of Morrisons staples for 90p a box, 'returning' them to an actual shop where they're 1.50?even if they can't give me the cash, could i just get loads of vouchers/credit for Morrisons? if anything that would avoid the bank/DWP entirely.
ah right there's their dick move: it restricts you to 4 boxes of staples.
>>82552419To return something you need a receipt. Have you never returned anything?
>>82552443Why do you need 8000 staples anon?
>>82552319>been getting what I think is IBS as I get older>if I eat big meals quickly, I get gassy, or even "holy fuck I need to shit">found choccy and sweets, in large amount, brings it on more>had a share bag of munchies for lunch today.spent the entire afternoon having rancid danger-close farts while working
I'm like, "Yeah, she's fine"Wonder when she'll be mineShe walk past, I press rewindTo see that ass one more timeAnd I got this sewed upRemy Boyz, they know usAll fast money, no slow bucksNo one can control usAyy, yeah, baby
>>82551911UPDATE:They just wheeled him out in a bodybag :(He was a chronic ciggy smoker (nicotine does help schizos apparently) hacking cough, no idea if he died naturally or ack'd.
>>82552549Terrible news this lad. I feel for him and those he's left behind :(
>>82552549Only schizo relative I had offed himself before I was even born, so I'd just assume it's the ack.
>>82552464return them to the shop>>82552448not true
>>82552559yeah i saw the expressions of the family that were sitting in their business van, police called them up to his flat but they refused :(Schizos in the thread, go and get on the list for treatment don't end up like my neighbour sitting shirtless at 2am smoking fags in the middle of winter and laying down in the road type behaviour.
Fuck there's these tiny flies in my house i dont know where they keep coming from. I don't have anything rotton.They just come out and die on the kitchen windowsill. Annoying as fuck help.
>>82552607Yes it's true lol.Commercial businesses aren't swap shops. You can't just turn up with some random things and they'll pay you for it. To return something you have to show a receipt to prove that you bought it there, and within the last 2 weeks, and explain what was wrong with it (assuming they have a returns policy, not everything will be returnable).It would be completely ridiculous if you could buy a product in a cheaper shop and get a more expensive shop to pay you for it. Why would shops just buy random products from strangers?
>>82552639where on Earth am i getting brand new sealed Morrisons-brand staplers that isn't Morrisons? (granted, that's exactly what i'm doing, but you get my point.)they don't have to give you money, but they have to reimburse you if it's in a saleable condition. a lot of places just don't even give you a receipt, so what, you're just fucked if something is trading-standards-wrong?
>>82552634fruit in the bin
>>82552651Nope there's none
i mean in practice i've never had anywhere NOT just give me cash without a receipt, but i think that's their choice. pretty sure they can just knock the equivalent value off another item or something.
>>82552649Sorry but you are retarded. Go ahead and try it if you want. Morrisons will not buy their own staples off you.
huh, never mind.>Unlike with online purchases, retailers do not have to accept returns for store-bought, non-faulty items.>But most retailers choose to provide a 'goodwill' returns policy for in-store purchases, offering an exchange, refund or credit note for most returns.>It's worth noting that shops aren't required by law to have a returns policy, but if they do have one they must stick to it.but again in practice even if they ask if i have a receipt and i say no, as long it's clearly from that shop (supermarket, clothes, whatever) i've never once in my 30+ years of life EVER had anywhere not just give me the cash for it.
>>82552684i'm willing to bet Morrisons will just say "what's wrong with them?" or something. if they ask at all. "nothing, just don't want them."then yes, i will simply receive one pounds and fifty pence from the kiosk in return for the sealed box of staples.what an odd thing to object to. does it legitimately not work this way in London or some shite?
>>82552694You've never tried. They don't accept returns without a receipt. Their returns policies require that you bring it back within a certain amount of time (usually 2 weeks) and have a reason (something wrong with it, or if you are luck changed your mind).>>82552703Morrisons do not buy back their own branded products which you could have got from anywhere any amount of time ago, or stolen.How is it even possible to believe this? Such a policy would be completely unsustainable.I've had them refuse to refund something when I had the receipt but the receipt wasn't printed properly (right hand side showing the prices was illegible).
>>82552443>>82552607>buy staples from Morrisons>to sell them back to MorrisonsMy fucking sides
>>82552658If you have house plants it can be them. They lay eggs in the soil. I get them every year cuz I have all my windows open. Theyl be gone soon when it cools down. Mine are already deed.
This is a lot of effort to put into a retarded shitposting story.
>>82552749There's absolutely no reason to believe that's the case.If it's a small independent shop and they know "this looks like our product" then maybe you can get away with that. But they would probably remember you buying it and you wouldn't be able to scam them.Big chains require you to have a receipt to return things. It's the entire reason the receipt exists. When Morrisons refused to refund my item where the receipt hadn't printed right it was because they have to put all returns through the till, and they couldn't tell how much I paid for it since the right side of the receipt hadn't had ink.They couldn't take my word for it, or use the current price.They also would refuse immediately if the item was bought more than 30 days ago, and the only way they can tell is with a receipt.After you return/refund something, they amend your receipt - cross through the item and then return your receipt to you, to ensure you cannot return the same item again.All of this makes perfect sense if you are not retarded and are capable of thinking about really simple things. If they didn't have these kinds of policies then some cretin would try to return staples to them to make money.
anyway, worst case scenario, i have more staples than i will ever need.
>>82552803nah mate, he said "goodwill", that thing that large businesses are RENOWNED for having in spades
>>82552800H&M refused to refund something I bought after 1 day with a receipt, because they could tell I had washed it.These companies have really basic policies and they stick to them.>>82552817lol
>>82552803i know hindsight is 20/20 but you should have just said you lost the receipt, then.even WITH a receipt what if your mate ALSO bought your item, you just went "hi mate, can i have your receipt?" "sure" and then 'returned' 'your' item.oh my goodness they are absolutely taking it on faith you have absolutely conned the shop and they'll staple/make you sign the receipt oh my goodness ANYONE could take advantage of such a system?!?!unique RFID tags on all items. it's the only way, otherwise someone might return something and be dishonest. what's next, shoplifting?
>>82552817basically, yeah.i accidentally conned Amazon out of Vitamin D tablets a few months ago. neighbour nicked them, i told Amazon i had not received them (which i believed at the time), they sent me more. no questions asked.it's seriously not worth the hassle. if a guy is physically present handing you an item and you have a goodwill returns policy, you'll just give them the cash (or shop credit).what the hell has gone wrong in your lives?
>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.well, that's a new one.cannot be fucked with this. strange gimmick, don't want to argue about something so trivial.
>>82552848I'm not engaging with you retard I'm just laughing at your poorly constructed tale that you're putting way too much effort into, cheers.
>>82552835If I said I lost the receipt then they would have told me to get lost.Could both me and my mate buy the same product, and then I use his receipt to return my product within 30 days? Yes... it would materially be no different than me returning the one I had. No loss has occurred by the shop, and nothing gained by me or my mate.
>>82552865please direct your attention to >>82552864let's talk about something else. sorry i am apparently magic or live in a parallel universe or something. but in my actual non-fictional experience shops do just let me hand their-brand items to them, they'll ask if there's anything wrong with them and do i have a receipt. "no" and "no" they scan it, i get the cash.
>>82552848>if a guy is physically present handing you an item and you have a goodwill returns policy, you'll just give them the cash (or shop credit).>what the hell has gone wrong in your lives?Nothing has gone wrong in our lives, we're just describing the actual reality.Go ahead and try and you'll see we are right.Amazon is different to high street chains and supermarkets though. They have quite a generous returns policy, especially if you are a loyal customer. You can claim to have had something missing and they'll send it again or refund it, no questions asked. But if you consistently did this, they'd probably blacklist you.
i mean i know i'm harping on about this but what the hell is the alternative?what if you just don't have a receipt, but want to return something, in the box? all sealed (and people DO reseal items, as a scam).
>>82552893what are you having to eat tonight, lad? anything special?
>>82552883>let's talk about something else>>82552897>i mean i know i'm harping on about this but what the hell is the alternativeTake your own fucking advice.
>>82552916yeah, fair point.me? going to eat a Gu 'zillionaire's cheesecake' i'm getting with these staples. corrr.
>>82552907ya mam's muff
bit dear, mind. and i never know what to do with the glass cylinders they come in. but they're lush.
a mong on benefits unable to attract a woman
>>82552974what if he had Biscoff cheesecake money?absolutely lush, these. wouldn't half go for a bloke giving me these (if i was a woman)
quite want cheesecake now, lads.
sorry for my posts. i can only give my experiences as they've happened to me.deep down, we all just want cheesecake. cravings innit. water under the bridge, what's been said before.although, you know what was never good? salted caramel. very sickly. there was that weird phase wasn't there, salted caramel in everything? even lattes and that.
I don't remember what it feels like to be happy
>you've never even HAD cheeescake!guess you're right. you know my life better than me. made it all up, "i have had cheesecake", i'm a compulsive liar when it comes to things-that-have-happened-to-me.
would be nice to talk like adults. but i suppose that's poo-poo pee-pee wah-wah absurd, isn't it?let's all just make things up. thanks for all the excellent replies telling me what a great suggestion this was. you're too kind.
I could just go and buy a bottle of vodka and be done with the night
>>82553088Do you need some mental health crisis support?
>>82553088you sound like a kid you sad twat
>>82553099nah i'm fine mate.>>82553105i'll take people at their word.
>>82552743They're annoying little bastards. They don't pay rent.
>>82552056>no idea who eugenia cooney isHow young are you cunts?
Love cheesecake, me. Don't mind carrot cake either.
>>82553229it's the opposite: i'm in my 30s (older than her) and this is a YouTuber from 2011.
Got a tub of Oreo ice cream in the freezer that I forgot about. What a nice surprise.
>>82553253corrr sounds lush lad. Friday treat.
>>82553088Pffft hahahahaYou're a lamer
me, decided i'm going to have some porridge. no milk in but water + bit of cocoa powder, does the trick nicely that.going to cook off some rice too, handy to just have portions of rice ready to reheat.
>>82553280less lamer, more layman.not that i am laming, mind, i am just a layman. salt of the earth. Helper-esque.
>mini rice cooker>0.3 Lsee, seems handy that. just not sure i trust these things with brown rice. apparently they CAN do brown rice, but is it just on a timer? goes by water absorption?always comes back to 'might as well just do it on the hob' really.
>>82552056not a bad pussy to be honest, maddest thing is that this is probably the meatiest part of her body, grim.
ad an aircut i have, roses for the gf acquired and a food shop, all is well, is it not?
Touching womens privates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm9jyXxrAuUhow the hell does she stay upright?
touching blokes' corporals.
Corr this new Spitting Image is a good giggle.
>>82552056She'd be hot if she gained a tiny amount of weight. Like about 5kg or something.
>>82553420nah she's pretty much perfect (or was)unhealthy, obviously.
>>82553440She looks as if you could break her neck with one hand
>>82553440What is perfect about that? She looks like she's about to die, a walking skeleton, and I say that as someone with a skinny fetish who considers a woman to be fat if her ribs aren't visible.
>>82553440>perfectactual mental illness
>>82553440Too fat. Look at that flab on her arms. Should lose some more weight.
>>82553453just physically attractive. skinniness looks good, that's at least part of the reason women go down this route.grim as fuck though, both as a mental illness and the physical problems. that Louis Theroux on anorexia was a tough watch.
Good spaffington
>>82553478>skinniness looks goodNot when it looks like you can store a deflated football in her fucking pit pockets mate.
>>82553478>that Louis Theroux on anorexia was a tough watch.Were there anorexic women in it and do you get to see them without clothes?I used to masturbate to that show Supersize vs Superskinny, because they got them in their underwear at the start.
>>82553483but now what is there to do?
>>82553396Didn't she flash her Fanny recently? Saw it before on some other board her Fanny looks right weird and massive.
>>82553478>>82553487this, youre a bit mentally ill ngl lad, if you look at these anorexics and get a chub on youre a wrongun, turns me right off. Not a fan of fatties but id much rather pork a fatty than an ana, something really grim and offputting about them.
Breath stinks, ate lots of garlic for dinner
>>82553523Love garlic me. Mum hates the stuff.
>>82553495>Were there anorexic women in it and do you get to see them without clothes?yeah and not really. some specialist live-in clinic, plus a couple of outpatients. one of the women is middle-aged, been her whole life.
>>82553505Gosh, I don't think you should say that a woman's fanny looks "weird and massive". That's just not nice, what if she reads this and feels self-conscious?
>>82553541>giving a shit about the feelings of people on the internetFuck off back to plebbit you tremendous faggot.
>>82553550She has some minor beef flappage, it looks like a collapsed lasagna where some of the layers slipped out. Who are you to say there's anything wrong with that.Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. John (8:7)
>>82553564>Who are you to say there's anything wrong with thatSomeone who likes my lasagne to be decently formed.
>>82553521>if you look at these anorexics and get a chub on didn't say that. just think skinny women look attractive.>something really grim and offputting about them.yea there's this feeling too, like a gut feeling of wrongness. if it was a friend i'd be concerned.but purely physically, just find it appealing. wish there WAS a way women could be the skinnier end of skinny, without the horrifying stuff that comes with it. sadly that's not the case.
>>82553497Wank the second
love a good meaty fanny, naturally larger lips like the chelicerae of a tarantula, shaven lips but a hairy pubis mons, incredibly soft on the willy when rubbed against
Lovely emo choons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPgibvVmdQM
>>82553564>Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.are you asking this lad to post a picture of his beef curtains?
>>82553576Nigga, there's skinny then there's severely malnourished.
>>82553587Let's see his weird looking pecker.
>>82553590'severely malnourished', then.i wouldn't even call it a fetish or partialism. seems pretty standard.
>>82553586I dont think this is emo but this jap thing has really twinkly guitars, I like the riffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg_gNi0CUgc
Cap n Jazz is real emo
>>82553611they really are, aren't they?
>>82553607Kinda reminds me of an emo band that dropped most of the distortion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV9E72ytHj0
had a BPD ex-gf who did some 'binge/restrict' thing.used to attack her stomach and boobs with razorblades.scary.
>>82553629Any pics (if she was thin I mean, otherwise not interested).
Wonder what Shippy smells like. Reckon he has the funky/sour smell that mongs usually have.
>>82553655yeah>if she was thinyeah
>>82553690has the stench of dead cats about him.
>>82553691I mean can you share pics
Shippy smells like a pigs trotter left out on the worktop for a week
>>82553715i can. i could. but i will not.sorry lad. respect for privacy and all that. but you can find pictures of skinny girls on the internet, if you know where to look.
>>82553564Can't remember what board I saw it on. I saw it today so it must be recently. Honestly it looks like that rubber Fanny mark bought of temu.
Might start wearing a big floppy straw hat
https://www.nhs.uk/tests-and-treatments/cosmetic-procedures/cosmetic-surgery/labiaplasty/>In the UK, a labiaplasty costs about 4,000.less than i thought tbqh.
>>82553757Could you have seen it in this thread?>>82552056
>ugly vaginas>schizo suicides>eating disorderscomfy Friday night on /britfeel/.
Why do you care what a vag looks like as long as it feels good that's all that matters
>>82553798Fuckin hell right under my nose. Yeah that's it. Grim. Looks all sore and fucking massive. I bet you could use her as a ventriloquist dummy.
Sean's tight hole
>>82552056I bet you could slice her in half diagonally with one swing of a sword. How is she even alive at that weight?
>>82553818men are visual. nothing complex about it. the opposite sexes complement each other, it's nice.
>>82553821It looks fine. I would happily suck on it, lick around it, etc.
the more hanging tissue outside the vagina, the more penis-like it is.
>>82553850You lads are in for a shock when you see your lass give birth
LOUD for his neighbourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSrS4jjjuGI
>>82553892Think Mark and Helen are fucking tonight?
Imagine Mark and Helen fucking. If I sweat more I stink more. Marks bedroom must be like Hitlers gas chamber
>>82553812Hey I bring up the mood by posting emo mate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSwXm2b2OVEI can also do metal but that gets less lads on board so far.
>>82553905Dunno. Weird though int it? Getting different rooms on holiday and that. If someone snores it makes sense I guess. They don't seem like a couple at all from what I know from marks videos anyway.
Good heavensDin din o'clock already, is it now
>>82553942what consumingtons are you imbibing, soundfriend?
>>82551559Probably a 2/10. 1/10 if homeless.
>>82553942>Salmon roe on a toasted cream cheese ciabatta bread. Accompanied by a glass of champagne. That cat is eating good tonight.
>>82553942I have my dindins at 6 or so usually.Friday init so had a pizza.
>>82553933Nobody believed me when I said it a while ago but in one of marks videos he said he was impotent due to all the alcohol he has been drinking for decades. Cant find the video now, but it was when he was on holiday in Llandudno and he was in his hotel room sat on the end of the bed. So probably not if he can't get it up.
google says the leek for Wales...yall dont even know the symbols for ur own country lol
>>82554002Wales isnt real anyway. It's just a quarantine zone for inbred mongs who have a weird tendency to be insufferable dickheads.
>I can also do metal
>>82554095That's all I need, even if the post is possibly just mocking me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw34QDigJmg
>>82553996Didn't know alcohol could do that to you. Bit sad that he's only 51 lol
>>82554120I dont think alcohol just "stops your dick working" but it basically isn't good for your circulation and general health and one of the things that can happen if you have shitty circulation is losing your hardons.Chances are though it's mostly because he's fat as fuck so his heart and general circulation will be fucked from that.
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/inside-108000-newcastle-drugs-factory-32512081>Ky Lee, who is from Vietnam, had been locked up in 2022 for producing cannabis and has now been jailed again for the same offence>Ky Leei guess he won't be 'spinning around' any more, heh
Friday night total fucking loser posting hours have come around again ;_;
>get an erection>it's an eventi'm also worried about having a 'fall'. in my 30s, not my 70s.
Nonce on the estate. Whole estate out on the street. Smashing their windows. They do not deserve to live anywhere. Get him out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndDqeOpjdKc
>>82554143when you live my lifestyle, every hour is loser posting hours.
I must watch about 4 hours of YouTube a year
Just spent like 3 hours romancing an AI bat girl. What the fuck am I doing with my life.
is 'Loser' the hip new word?i agree with HHL - something American about it. yes there's the Beatles song, about being a loser. but that's more 'down on one's luck' than 'oh my gosh, did you see that guy?! he's such a loser!'
>>82554178what happens if you don't, lad?
friday night in your boxroom as usual
what constitutes a "picnic"? if i sit on a bench eating a sandwich is that a picnic?
>>82554203I turn into a pickle
>>82554205I have an entire house to myself, that I own by myself, with many rooms.I continue to sit in my boxroom by choice.
Loser can really perfectly capture certain people though. It's very fitting.
>>82554227You pick a boxroom over the living room? I actually find that quite interesting. Thought about turning one of the spare rooms into a comfy room for the playstation and that but never saw much point in the end.
smaller rooms are comfy, id live in a shed if i could
HIS LIVE down Sandford Lane oh ayehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysQsjOj3Jaw
What if I like my own company and I am happy
>>82554214think you need to sit on the grass, and it has to be with one other person.you also have a bag for your rubbish. if you don't have enough different foods to justify "this will be our rubbish bag" it doesn't qualify as a picnic. so a sandwich in a park, even with someone else? not a picnic.
>>82554248The living room has a sofa and a big TV. I've been waiting for my current PC to die or for me to get a rebuild, and then I might hook that up to the TV, but honestly I'm in my living room maybe 1 hour a fucking week.The boxroom has my PC which is where all my work, hobbies, and fake social interaction lies.I've got 7 rooms included a decent living room and massive dining area, and I never leave my PC in the office boxroom.
Really quite fancy my colleague lads. Think she likes me too
>>82552948I use them as ashtrays
>>82554283>lass joins work>bit nerdy and awkward, but hey so am I>we get on really well and have bantz>at lunch chatting about random shit>she goes "oh yeah my gf loves pop and i hate her for it"Fucking lesbian-zoned, sad.
>>82554266I mean if anything itl make keeping the place tidy a total breeze. Is your bedroom and box room seperate?
>>82554254i can live without a proper living room. but i need a kitchen space, and room for a desk + desktop computer.
>on your way buddywhat's their fucking issue? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPiJ_v-qrww
>>82553864Sounds like the opposite of a problem
>>82554289not a bad idea, fellow Gu desserts enjoyer.i don't smoke but i could take it up.related, does anyone know a dry herb vape that doesn't smell/taste of burning plastic? (fucking Rex Dry Herb Vaporizer poisoning me)
>>82554300corr imagine waking up to the smell of last night's fry up
>>82554298Oh yeah course. My bedroom is just a bed and my clothes. It's a 3 bedroom house, but the 3rd one is too small to really be a bedroom besides a shitty kid bed, so I just made it an office. I think it's just 2m x 2m but hey that fits a desk and random shite.I've been tempted to knock the wall through so it becomes 1 big bedroom with my desk right there and no need for extra doorframes, but I'm fucking lazy.
>>82554314i like a turgid cock as much as the next lad, but you just aren't getting the same benefits from some saggy meat flaps.
>>82554321for me it'd be washing up in the sink. possibly fruit flies.might build good habits. but some nights i just want to crash in the bedroom and handle everything the next day.
>>82554294Okay thanks for making this about you lad
>>82554324Sounds very similar to mine though I don't have a dining area. Originally had just a single bed in the smallest room but it ended up an office too. I'd definitely go with taking the wall out. Can lower the price of the house mind but bigger rooms are better than several small ones imo
only been london once and it had a strange smell to it
cracks me up when films try to show 'dingy' flats.end of that new Spider-Man he moves into a fucking palace. but it's portrayed as >oh no my miserable new adult life
>>82553864the clitoris is equivalent to the penis so a bigger clit is more penis-like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBiRNVL7DsQi mean holy fuck. just get a new bulb. warm white instead of cool white.
>>82554367if it smelled your grans house, that's black people.
>>82554376eva6 you don't know shit about women
>>82554365It's honestly not such a big deal that it feels warranted, but yeah this room is so small it feels a bit pointless. I think it might have originally been a bathroom but they did a room swap to have a slightly bigger bathroom.The dining area was extended by the last owner. Feels a fucking waste when it's just me and the cheapest dining table set I could find in the middle of it.>>82554362Sorry lad. Best of luck slamming your colleague's taint into next week. You can do it.
One day I reckon a few lads in shite tracksuits are gunna bump into mark down sandy lane and give him a good seeing too.
>>82554406you mean like bummed?
>>82554401I know for a fact that even if I had a dining area I would still eat on the sofa. Would just be a room with a nice table ultimately
>>82554406he got warts on his knob from shagging random men. the 90s was a different time.
>>82554417Eggzactly that. A ruddy good seeing too as Rik mayall would have said.
>>82554300>kitchen in the living room>bed in the kitchengrim
IT'S FRIDAY LADSWHAT ARE WE>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>EATAN>DRINKAN
How often do you change your bed sheets and duvet covers?
>>82554449every 3 or 4 months i suppose
>>82554449once a week in summer, once a fortnight in winter.only have the one set of each. should have doubled up but fuck it: put them on the wash in the morning, hang them to dry in time for the evening.
Holy shit lads. Did you read the local news in York?
>>82554498no, i cant read
lime and soda is fucking shite
>>82554300>bed next to kitchenNah fuck that.
Sight unseen, spastic
Time for me to relocate from the living room to the bedroom. Early night on the cards. Really hoping I have a long sleep
>>82554613Holding out until about 10 then going to bed myself lad no point being awake when you are alone tonight
>me reading the local news in York
>>82554549you could piss in the sink, and even wash your hands. saves you getting the jug out.
just realised i have been putting glycerin in my coffees/porridge instead of vanilla extract.
>>82554420I still eat at my PC cos it's where I watch stuff. It's only really used if I have the folks over.I think I ate on it once when I had a highly stressful day as there's a lovely view out the back so I just sat down, chilled, and ate some breaded fish or whatever.
>>82554665I'm not a night person. Been waking up early since I was a kid. Lately though my sleep has been really bad so taking a sleep aid from the chemist and hoping I sleep til at least 6.30. See what tomorrow brings.
>>82554739RUTH, JUST GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS
>>82554739This warrants a post from fascinating lad
Who stole mah bunting?
ey up, what's this milk tanker doing in the middle of t'road-OH SHI
>>82554823i've tracked HelperLad down to a few locals, but i at least had the decency to stay outside.
I've got some cocaine, if you want some. The best that I could find.
>>82554781she probably stole it from a rival pub being a fucking lefty.
https://old.reddit.com/r/KurtCaz/comments/1nfm2v6/kurt_caz_announces_he_will_be_leaving_youtube_and/Mind-boggling is it not
what's with everyone going on about 'demons' and 'Satanic' these past few years?sometimes it's poetic or a joke. but it really used to be relegated to a few (actual) schizo types.
>>82554766Nah that wouldn't be him. He would not have disgusting neck tats and a goatee.
>Bad goy! You can't just show the animalistic behaviour of these fecaloids we're replacing you with!Why are they so predictable
need an apu update NOW
Any Wolfgang man in?
>>82554908He's still cancelled on the simpsons for being too stereotyped
>>82554908He's taking the sleeper train to Beddingtonshire.
I have absolutely nothing to do with this. I've never been up north. I don't drink alcohol. I don't like pub culture.
>>82554739Hate that tacky extension they've done on the side. A traditional pub building ruined by the addition of new build style brickwork.
So many seething trannies + darkies on that subplebbit lol
Imagine if your snot turned into acid when you went to sleep tonight and the acid eats through your face
They stole 300 quid off of meThey forced me to givd upThey threaten to stab me x
I do not give a shit about this gigantic ragebait faggot.
>>82554918isn't this genuinely true? just read a few years after that documentary they'd not had Apu in it since then. however the hell you write around that (i know they did a nod-nod to it with a picture of him in one episode, and that was it? Apu's just gone forever?)
>>82554959>blow nose>tissue catches fire>sets bed on fire>diefucks sake
>>82554959a very creative post, evie!
>>82554967I don't know the overall outcome but I know it caused outrage randomly so that's why I said it.
>>82554962maybe you should bully THEM to suicide.see how THEY like it, for a change.
Fuck incompetent pigs. Sue the fucking shit out of them.
>>82554963Rage bait is shite now lad its the same ones all the time
>nitter.net/kurtcaz1White boys are back in town aren't they
Mark shouting in a car park about Charlie Kirk. What a fucking mong.
I'm fuming. I'm fucking shaking real bad now.
>>82554980not your sex dolly lad
>>82554983fair enough. some cunt has to still be watching The Simpsons.i just liked Apu ;__; probably TAUGHT me shit about Indians/Hinduism i wouldn't otherwise know (not that i'm expecting 100% cultural accuracy from a comedy cartoon)
i'm no fancy expert and all but don't y'all have to actually commit suicide to have been bullied to it?
>>82555045You also have to have 300 quid to have it taken away.
Any lads have any experiences with drugs?I have tried weed, ketamine, cocaine, crack, and MDMA. Only one I regret taking was crack because I could have easily gotten addicted to that shit
Mark is a Tommy robbinson flag shagger for fucks sake.
>>82555073Thought that would give him more 'comedic' value?
>>82555045he's been bullied TO it. like leading a horse to water. means the horse is not AT the water.
>>82555073Oh tommeh tommehtommeh tommeh tommeh tommeh robinson
>>82554442I'm going to play an indie game that came out in 2022 but it's best not to say the name.
>>82555138>but it's best not to say the nameFurry porn game eh lad?
>>82555138why? did they make some sort of Candlejack indie g
It must be such a good feel to be spending the weekend out with a lass. We will never know this feel because we are not attractive. I never had a girlfriend at 24.
>random colours in a filenameAAAAAAAH
>>82555185GNU/Linux always has trouble keeping up with the latest unicode emojis. I don't see them all.
>>82555193sad stuff, that. mad how they don't even do it in Windows. gotta go get that Windows 11, instead of them just updating fonts (AI shit? get that in there).normalising/standardising emoticons was a terrible mistake, but i love this guy. i am quite literally U+1FAE9.
Absolutely fuming xxx
Windows needs a Compose key. one of the best things that's in most Linux distros, even if you have to set it up.
>>82555223I hate them. Females 99% of the time only ever post shit from an iPhone.
>>82555242Never seen a woman with an android phone. Women care deeply about what phone you have and will harshly judge you if you own an android.
Regular plug just come in. Ready to go on stabbing spree me x
>>82555242i was really stubborn but i accept them as a part of texting, even if i mostly use the odd thumbs up or whatever.just wondering what happens when a generation grows up with this. will we start seeing it in novels, letters, same way formal writing has become less formal?i know language changes, but the point of emojis is to indicate tone, which is something language can already do. reminds me of when Reddit etc. put "/s" at the end of sarcasm. "you can't tell without it" yes i fucking can.
>>82555269It gives them the "ick". I remember that Aussie asmrtist saying how shit like that matters. A fucking phone determines your dating worth now. They associate Android phones with poor people and criminals.
>>82555177not right what they do to us uggos desu
Even Iryna had an iphone. When she was dying on that train video she was gripping it still like it meant so much to her. Apple is a cult. They can't live without a phone. Well, not her anymore I guess.
>>82555332>Apple is a cultThink this might be the first time I've ever agreed with you on anything. Spending 4 figures every year for the same phone is something I can't comprehend. Or financing it for twice the price lmao.
She trying to take me down the cow. She doesn't care if I'm innocent. She wants me to suffer either way. She knows my mental health will degrade now with this paranoia.
I don't think any of these lads know how the real world works.
>>82555309It just natural selection lad. We were meant to die in a war to let attractive people have easier, safer lives.
What torrent site are people using nowadays? Need to download a couple films I can't source physically.
>>82555332is the same lass who got stabbed?very 'butter face' here to be quite honest with you.
>>82555366Your mental health is arguably completely cooked already
>>82555391yts dot mx lad, oh aye
I'm a man and I have an iPhone.
>>82555391nowadays The Pirate Bay. might sound mad, but the 'big' public torrents do just get uploaded/reuploaded there.or i'll search BTDigg for film + '1080p' + 'rarbg' and sort by size. find the old RARBG torrents.(EZTV is still alive and kicking for new telly releases.)
I'm gonna have a FIFTH beer tonight mates. Slow me down as thats more than my usual four pints.I'd pretend this is because I'm having a good night I don't want to go to bed yet, but really I'm just fucking down.
>>82555409Yify rips were always compressed to all hell from my memory.
>>82555177>have another summer dump
>>82555400Yes. I'm still a bit sad about her to be honest. I'd have been a hero that day if I were there. Women maybe would have a bit of respect for me.
Going to bed alone on a Friday night ;_;
>>82555433You think she poops?
why the FUCK are there those CAM rips with gambling site watermarks/adverts now? i'd ask what happened to TC (telecine) rips but you literally do not need them - you can find the Digital Cinema Package files that go to cinemas. often before they're even released in e.g. the US or the UK (based Russia, still releasing stuff earlier BECAUSE of pirates)
>>82555431meh, it's just an easy and convenient site, the 4ks are pretty good
Doors locked, windows shut firmly. Staying up all night.
i just assume that if i saw a beautiful woman in distress, some male instinct would kick in and i would rescue her. even if she offered me a kiss as a reward, i would refuse.
>>82555473Same as every night, doesn't mean shit.
Knife under pillow. You never know.
>tfw no crazy dui qt gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo9VI-Kw-bs
>>82555536Always sleep with a rounders bat under my bed and a knife under my pillow
>>82555574Based. They call us crazy but these times are very desperate times. Vast majority of burglaries go unsolved sadly.
mate A has been using bits of alt-right slang lately. 'woke', 'cuck', you name it.
>>82555610How long until he sees you for the fagget you are
>>82555610Soon he will be blubbering how great of a man Charlie Kirk was.
So much riff raff in pubs these days. It not right.
>>82555610Motherfucker I lean left and I use that slang. It's basically normiecore slang nowadays.
They arrested the wrong pub lad I reckon. That's why they now going to the press with the CCTV from months ago.
>>82555619>>82555639he's a woman, he should lean left.>>82555649>I lean lefthaha, loser.
>>82555610basedhope he gets rid of youwoke cuck
>>82555670>haha, loser.I accept your concession
>>82555673he uses she/her pronouns.anyway i'm not that worried. most of the anti-Indian stuff is specifically Indian men, anyway. could just as well be anti-men (it isn't.)
If you own this abomination, you are not getting pussy. It's so fucking ugly.
>>82555706corr would love one of these bad boys.>root it>wipe Google spyware>install LineageOS on thereoh my days.
too late to root my phone. but Aurora Store lets me update apps if i install the APKs one-by-one.
Just got 4 for 100 To the lads in town who bullied.me am coming yu fucked up.lmfao
>>82555706SeasideMARK spent a grand on that phone and owned it for 2 days.
>>82555786Did he get any pussy in them 2 days?
*turns off the thread lights and sends everyone to bed*
>>82555923I'll be off to bed soon too, just finishing up a chat with some online lad talking politics but in a not-shit way like /britfeel/.
>>82555934*turns the big light on*sorry everyone. but let's all just wait until ANON here has finished his important politics conversation.
https://archive.org/details/recess-next-bell-pitch-bible/mode/1up
Spaffed for a 2nd time just now meWas so intense i had to rest up for five (5) minutes afterwards
>>82556221What you wank to?
>>82556275Laura's ASMR x
wungover but we carry onshout out britfeel drinkers
Wissed af me. End of the HHL era xSunderland is burning tonight xhttps://youtu.be/s3a4OQR-10M?si=7KGpLRL4_WNuFqVR
>>82556650wheres the trip?not the same without ithelper loyalists need our leader
why is it still so cunting warm for fucks sake will summer just fuck off
>>82556692still summer de lid
>>82556667Three bags left fucking fuming me got robbed in town lucky to still have me phone x
>>82556736not right what sunderland does to youthey hate him because he speaks the truth
>>82556722fuck off no its not REEEEEEEEEE
>>82556771t. woke meteorological cuck
>>82556833its fucking september, it should be cold, its about 50 million degrees and 100% humidity outside tonight lad and its even warmer in my flat
>>825568492 more days leftyou can survive
Third spaffington for this particular allnighterProper good this
>>82556858too late lad ive died, RIP me
>>82556302She not like that to me.
>>82551402Won 3 double cheeseburgers me earlier. Get in there. Mum was well chuffed. I don't like to order stuff I am not too familiar with. Just stick to me usual double quarter pounder meal and additional fries.
I don't work because I don't have to. Immigrants do the jobs anyway. I am entitled to bennies as a British citizen.
>For the past year, he hasn't worked at all. At first I thought it was burnout, then it was "the job market is tough." But honestly, it feels like he has become comfortable while I keep everything afloat.>Every bill, every errand, every responsibility falls on me. Rent, groceries, internet, his phone bill, even the small things like cleaning supplies. He doesn't help financially, and he barely contributes emotionally or with basic chores.Men don't want to work anymore hun. You go do the shit jobs men are fed up doing.
Fuck work. Fuck community payback. Rather be dead. Don't fucking make me work.
>>82555304corrr this one has some very slutty feet
>>82555473And if you're so very entertaining, then why're you on your own tonight?
I got my wish lads, 12+ sesh? Hmm yep, 14 and a half.Int life brilliant at times, and heard a great new choon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ii76pXJ0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd9jeJk2UHQ
>>82557732Very nice feet, legs, thigh gap and face. She would only be for top tier rich men though.
>>82557864That's alright, I'll just wank to her in my boxroom in Banbury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mVrZmTj_rw>but in my lonely room>tears I don't have to hide>'cause I just lock my door>and let myself go and lay right down and cry
Fourth spaffingtonMah gawd lol
>>82558322Personally I can seldom be arsed beyond one spaffington, but you do you lad
Wales is moving heavily to reform in the polls. Astonishingly so. Why?
>>82558632Wales is more like the norf of England. History of voting Labour due to mining and mining unions and getting fucked anally by Thatcher in the 80s. Now the miners strike of 1984 is fading into memory and people have sort of moved. It was 40 fucking years ago tbqh.
>>82557211I have the same table and chairs
>>82558391Why does the bull have udders
>>82559072Why does Ruthmong not have shoes
Doin a
The bloke said he downed a keg and went back to bed
Had a decent sleep. Sleeping tablets don't half make you feel groggy the next day though. Might go out and visit the ole man this morning.
The fifth spaffingham hath concluded
>>82559553Congratulations de lad
Off to beddingshires is it
Good morning de lits good morning de lits. It's satdee you know what time it is. Bacon bacon butty time. Oh it's going to be lush and I mean lush.
>>82559580wacon wacon wutty time on tap
>>82559591It lush lid
>>82559580>>82559591morning seasidemongs
>>82558645I don't even know if I have a reform candidate for my Cardiff ward. We've always had a labour mp as far back as i remember. I was going to volunteer for Propel but they fucking bit my hand off when i even hinted at it. tbf I am fucking amazing though and have to be choosy who i propel into positions of power and personal achievement.
>>82559635morning riffratz
>>82559635Morning osamabinphil
>>82559655Riffratz got his channel deleted. Has to start again now! Bloomin eck!
>>82559728bet shit pants marky boy was spam reporting his channel daily
>>82559728youtube know the score x
morning britfeelers. whats the plan for this grey day?
>>82560170Same as any other day. Dollies, lets pretend, drama and reading the same reposts.
>>82560170Me? Grape harvest
Listening to Wet Leg tbqh lads. Trying to carry on the flag for good British rock music. Decent band-ish. Never got the fuss around Royal Blood. Their music is dull and they seem like dickheads.
Its absolutely incredible how most peoples views and actions are literally just fucking copying others and following the pattern of the crowd. Most people know fucking nothing and are idiots. Moni was trans because he read about it online and the idea just went around his head. Was mad defensive about it. Now that shit is retreating from the culture he moved on.
>>82560334what are your pronouns de lid?
>>82560351My pronouns are his fucking majesty. Dont give a shit about what the bands political views are. I like the Beatles even though John Lennon was a retard with idiotic politics I can still respect the talent.
Those damn crows are a decent hard rock band. Lads from Wales.
>>82560360just joking de lidi understandquite liked those wet leg hitsdidn't like their new album though
I have never owned an iPhone and I've had sex with 21 women.
>>82560170Saturday is cottaging day
Time moves too fast lads. Turning up to 31 years old now. Old fucker now.Everyone who knows about shit has an image in their head of what the 1960s was like and how mental it was. the 1970s. the 80s. the 90s. What defined the 2010s? Smartphones? Wokeness? Trannies and Fascism? Feels like 2020s so far has been in the shadow of covid and general mentalness of 2020 (covid, George Floyd, social media getting weird).
>>82560386Ruthmong assured me that this isn't possible.
He don't get puss, he get the bootI saw him sipping on dark fruitThis always happens late at nightSome guy comes up says I'm his typeI just threw up in my mouthWhen he just tried to ask me outYeah, don't approach meI just wanna dance with my friendsThis is how women feel about you.
ill af in beddingtons me. Done me wollocks in hard last night.
fresh as a daisy me. slept 9 hours. going for a run now and will make some shortbread later for the gf's parents. life is good.
>>82560438>>82560441The duality of the britfeel
Laying on the sofa wishing my life wasn't shit
6 hours sleep doesn't feel right, but the urge to doss about on vidya is too stronk.Hmmm? WAKE UP MUSIChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jyLzmtBKvIAs always, LET'S FUCKEN GO!
>>82560576What's up Iad? Hope things get better for you.
>>82560438miserable NEET>>82560441chad wagie
>>82560599Hit rock bottom lad. No friends, no job, no money, in debt, about to be homeless
>>82560682That sucks. Can you get on housing?, you could also look into insolvency, and get rid of the debt.
>>82560589good morning sir.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758364515940375.webm
digital id soon comradesdkeith starmer is gonna announce it at the labour conference
PRIVATISE THE NHS NOW
>>82560718We're going to get it at some point anyway lad and all the new arrivals will get one too. >Look they have an ID card they're as British as British can be.
>>82560718Everyone will be forced to get it no matter what. You will need it to work and access government services.
This game is starting off a bit weird.
>>82560742calm down editormong
>>82560754guess you're doing the eva6 challenge run
>>82560718>>82560748>>82560746It's about policing online speech and ideas shared online. Governments across the world are pushing for it. We are just the first and the guinea pigs because we have no written constitution and minimal checks and balances to the government so we they can force shit like this through. The internet will be policed like mad in years to come. Even more than it is now.
Current government and the professional middle classes are terrified of a reform government.
>>82560764Future social media platforms will require you to sign up and sign in with your digital id card that is linked to your EDC id card
>>82560770Do you think it's because they beleive that the political parties are different in the sense of what they do when in power?I find that thinking strange as they all shove their noses in the trough and do enough to keep their wages coming, the very dregs of workers elevated to positions of authority.
>>82560786>Do you think it's because they beleive that the political parties are different in the sense of what they do when in power?>I find that thinking strange as they all shove their noses in the trough and do enough to keep their wages coming, the very dregs of workers elevated to positions of authority.I want to make it clear Im not super optimistic about Reform. What the professional middle class and the government are terrified of is what Reform will remove and what THAT will lead to. Reform might not be able to get a lot of stuff done. Stuff that requires complex logistics with tonnes of legal hurdles that will result in lawsuits and strikes ect... like mass deportations or changing school curriculum ect.What they can do is straightforwardly remove a lot of legislation that restricts speech online. That will make people a LOT braver about saying extreme things, which will create a snowball effect the result of which could end up being huge.
>>82560818I understand your position.
>>82560818I also think its because reform represents instability and change in general, not just with speech.They will see it as a mini-trump party, which causes instability and chaos. It just depends whether you think thats a good thing to challenge the norms or too risky.Sadly I will vote for literally fucking anyone that makes freedom of speech a constitutional-like right in the UK as thats all I care about anymore.
How are we lads? Was thinking about going into London, have few pints, walk around, go see Spinal Tap 2. Weather is poor though and what's the point of paying 8 quid for pints? Could get cans and sit on a bench, but it's pretty depressing doing that in London solo. Probably just stay in my room all day.
4k lad here, got my evening sorted
Need to step away from UK subs on reddit. Getting ragebaited far too much. I am weak.
>>82560921Fucking hell DVDlad going off the rails here.
>>82560917cant you go somewhere else to see it and walk around where the price of everything isnt completely fucked? like a quick train out somewhere else
>Northern Ireland at risk of race riot 'permacrisis', government files warnhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/sep/20/northern-ireland-at-risk-of-race-riot-permacrisis-government-files-warn
>>82560969Rioting in Northern Ireland? What next, fish found in the ocean?
>>82560969>theguardianI'm sure they'll be reporting on it in a fair and balanced manner.
Like 10%-20% of students cause like 99.9% of the problems in comprehensive schools and make teaching unpleasant and make it hard as f for other students to learn. Should we just let schools kick them out so they can work in the mines or clean shops or whatever? We could probably increase our international school test scores by an insane amount.
new thread NOW please
NEW THREADINGTON FOR DE LADS>>82561071>>82561071>>82561071
>>82560929The problem with reddit is that the majority of posters are mentally unstable AND delusional, we're unstable here but less delusional.Recently with the power of the right rising they are all working themselves into a weird creepy delusional rage, desperately trying to unite themselves and failing, which feeds into the psychosis.NEVER go to a reddit meeting or meet anyone from reddit for at least 10 years until all this blows over and the new order is established.
>>82555019To kill you, lad
