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Why don't you try sticking your dick in bussy in 2025, anon?
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>>82603057
Genuinely want to
Know a few decent twinks and trannies irl, I'll hit em up when I've got the dough
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>>82603057
Because I want my bussy sticked into.
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>>82603057
i cant do sodomy my god will send me to hell
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>>82603074
show us, bby
or would you prefer a "private show"?
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>>82603068
You don't need money to get them. Being fun and sexy is more than enough!
>>82603076
Sorry for your loss anon!
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>>82603057
You think I haven't tried to do THAT!
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>>82603085
If it was worth showing, it would be worth sticking and I would no longer be a wizard.
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>>82603057
I am very homophobic because I hate men and penises. Also an as does not feel remotely as good as a nice pussy.
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>>82603179
I want my dolls to have a good time so I definitely need money
>fun and sexy
Definitely got enough of that, just broke is all

>>82603191
sorry man, hope you'll find your husbando in the near future
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>>82603221
And how would you know that? A lot of guys even prefer buttholes, because they are tighter than the average vagina and pull you in. There are a lot of psychological appeals too
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>>82603057
Because you need to be big-dicked gigachad for even that nowadays1
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>>82603319
You don't. Yeah there are size queens, just avoid those delusional mofos
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>>82603273
>hope you'll find your husbando in the near future
I won't and that's okay. I made my peace with that a while back.
You can't have everything in life. Oh well.
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>>82603057
>Why don't you try sticking your dick in bussy
chad only
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>>82603361
You guys really internalized that "chad has a monopoly on sex and I can't get any" mentality huh?
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>>82603398
What if anon meant that he would only stick it inside chad's bussy ?
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>>82603411
then he's a based fag
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>>82603444
>get pounded by Chad Thundercock
>he takes his aftersex selfies and posts on /b/ about how cash shit was
>sneak up behind him
>lock handcuffs
>lock collar
>"your turn now sweetie"
I'd do it~
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>>82603057
Who knows, maybe I'll do just that
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>>82603057
Miquella is a gay rapist who brain washed his own brother into fucking him.
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>>82603057
I was talking to a cute femboy on discord for a couple weeks. We for along well and shared a lot of interests, he made it very obvious he liked me. I liked him a lot too. But he ended up ghosting me out of nowhere. I really miss him a lot.
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>>82603057
I don't want shit on my dick
I don't want to make him incontinent
I would laugh too much because Gachimuchi stopped me from being gay with humor
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>no one will ever love you enough to make you incontinent through buttsecks
It's not fair
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>>82603057
>here's your DLC bro
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>>82603057
cuz sex with boys is illegal
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i think a lot of trannies, femboys, and twinks are hot. i also think they are men and i don't want to do anything sexually with a man. i can appreciate them being attractive, but i am not gay.
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>>82605883
Unironically the best kind of ally
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>>82605915
>ally
Please fuck off back to plebbit.
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>>82603057
Fucking a man isn't the solution to getting no women.
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>>82606034
And no one said it was. The vast majority of incels aren't faggots you retard. You probably think sex-havers are somehow superior human beings.
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>>82606083
This nigga said why don't you switch to bussy
You can't just switch to being gay if you arent a fag
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I'm married and met up with an anon on here who wanted to get bred. We've been meeting every other week or so since. I've cum in him twice every time. It's some of the best sex I've ever had, will be going back for more next weekend
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>>82606152
Divorce your wife and be a faggot instead.
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>>82606110
No one said anything about switching and just below you have a degenerate sex-haver fucking men. So stop blaming incels for everything.
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>>82606172
Im not blaming no one
If you want to be gay then be gay
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>>82606165
Nah, also it's only gay if you're the one getting fucked
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all the fine shied are just twinky straight people unfortunately, all the people that are willing to take dick are too manly or old men with aids
im trying to hit up a qt classmate of mine recently though so wish me luck if anything results out of it, he's pretty freaky but hasn't given any explicit signals of him being a homo
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>>82606184
ehhh, I dunno
he's not the one getting hard at another man's shitpipe, after all
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>>82603057
because irl bussy is dissapointing
>poop comes out of there, i'd be always paranoid that my dick will touch shit (even with a condom) or smell shit
>if i see a single strand of hair on the guy all horniness evaporates from my body, same thing if i smell a single smidge of man smell
>if the face isn't perfect androgynous twink or straight-up feminine it's a no go, even if i were to masked i can't bear to imagine that i'd fuck someone with a man face
>his penis would turn me off too so i'd only be able to fuck him from behind
>if i hear a single moan or word in a deep man voice i will instantly projective vomit directly in his face
>if he even slightly has that cringe "gay is my entire personality" behavior i'm out
safe to say i won't be trying sticking my dick in bussy any time soon. the only bussy that would meet my criteria is a high quality mtf tranny, and those are exceptionally rare and in high demand. i wouldn't mind being a femboy/dickgirl for a bio woman tho
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>>82603057
I just may, she's a girl though
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>>82603057
>Live in liberal college town.
>Curious so think fuck it and try Grindr
>Profile is a bulge pic
>Other photos are hardons in my underwear.
>Get a bunch of DMs from cute twinks, femboys etc. even the ones who say do not message me if over 2x years old.
>Get a bunch of their albums with tight bussy pics
>Share album back. They all ask for it now, start sharing location and shit.
>Realize I actually have a really nice dick.
>Never act on any of it because poop comes out of there and man grunts disgust me
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>>82603057
Phimosis, bussy would rip my foreskin right off
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>>82607258
>Phimosis
Same. I think I also broke my dick by prone masturbating since I've never masturbated the right normal way.
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>>82603057
I dont want to get AIDS or Monkey Pox
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>>82607455
Riiip dubs checked you might be able to reverse it. I've recently gotten a bit paranoid about breaking my dick so I don't fap as long or as much as I used to and I started masturbating in different positions because I lie on my back 99% of the time.
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>>82607258
>>82607455
Fellow Phimosiscels, how do we cope?
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>>82607780
I cope by not giving a fuuuck. I could just go to the doctor and get cream that makes your foreskin thinner but I don't that I have phimosis. I don't care about sex and I can clean it while flaccid. It works enough for me to masturbate (a lot) and that's good enough for me.
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>just become a faggot and end your bloodline
No. go back to your discord
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Because I still live at home, the second I move out i'm downloading Grindr again. Not being able to host is genuinely the single biggest drawback as a top you can have.
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>>82607258
Unironically buy a fleshlight and fuck it. Stretch it out.
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>>82608722
is it possible to host if you live in a studio apartment?
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>>82603057
What this nigga said >>82603361
Bussy is for chads only and as a below average male I will never have sex with neither women or guys
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>>82608957
Literally all you need to host is a bed somewhere private if you dont live with anybody. (Actually depending on your parents/roommates you might not even need that but thats not me)
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>>82603057
Nothing to write home about down there. Plus I'm too fat, hairy, old and pug fugly for anyone else to ever love back when they just can avoid/dump me and find someone better. Better off dying a virgin instead of wasting their valuable time by subjecting them to my obnoxious ass.
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>>82606152
>It's some of the best sex I've ever had
even better than your wife?
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>>82603057
Finding decent bussy is harder than finding pussy
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>>82612073
yeah but most fags don't care about decent
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>>82612073
I'm not gay enough to fuck any guy. That have to at least look girly.



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