What do you think of goonettes?
>>82603915Do they ring bells or balls?
https://youtu.be/kuIloizBNzw
I think there's very few of them. Sure, many of the girls I've been with have watched porn occasionally, or don't mind looking sexy or making risque content etc., but I've only met a few dozen that really wanted to "goon" and watch a lot of porn and pull extended sessions of sex-stuff. And almost all of those have been while we're on uppers.
>>82603915In the word's of Donald J Trump "We give our full endorsement of those people," or something.
I doubt some prostitute on pornhub is an actual goon girl like panty and stocking.
>>82603915do girls ever get post-cum regret?
>>82603937"Gooning" is the sound effect from the anime Panty & Stocking /w Garter-belt. It is the caption used, typically in-motion horizontally scrolling such as>GOOOOOOOOOOOOONwhen the church's bell tower rings to symbolize the defeat of the ghost target in the episode part. This is related to the tolling of a bell or "death knell".https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_knell
That's it. That's a good boy. Go into the light. That's it. Just let go. Let it all out.
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>>82603970moids kill their babies every single day and no one cares... STOP MASTURBATING MALES! SPERM LIFE MATTERS
>>82603963https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooningOkay, bud.
>>82603980>SPERM LIFE MATTERSLOL... not anymore
>>82603984>https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooningby FunkyJerker March 24, 2012>Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt>Original run August 4, 2010 - June 4, 2011
>>82603915low iq fuckmeat for wagecucks
"Goon" was a term used by Lowtax to refer to somethingawful forum members in 1998 - 1999 and despite it existing throughout United States culture (or worldwide in UK and commonwealth) for centuries prior it didn't precisely take on the meaning it has now (porn) until much later, after panty & stocking.The original meaning is more like "goons", "zombies", where "goons" want porn and vaginas and "zombies" want brains and meat. So in other words, the same thing.
They're both retarded and have unjustifiable insatiable and worthless desires which lead to nothing.
"Somethingawful" came from (as claimed by himself) Lowtax and his coworkers using the phrase "wow, there's something awful" when browsing the web during the late 1990s. "Goon" I have no direct evidence for, but, I suspect was a somewhat obvious label for a retarded forum user in general on the web around the same time. It dates back hundreds of years through a variety of minor transformations in usage via the public consciousness but always carried the direct connotation of "retarded" or low intelligence.
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>>82603990>urbandictionary is the origins of memes/definitionsGooning was a popular term here on 4chan since the 00s
Therefore, "Gooning" could indeed refer to posting youtube comments on booty jello jiggle jungle gym /w yoga pants videos prior to youtube introducing their ~2008-2015 kid safety efforts. Up to around 2019 you could find massive amounts of hardcore porn uploaded and available on youtube directly.
>>82603915Fembot recovering from a porn addiction here >>82603950I did when I was masturbating to something that I deem embarrassing or immoral. I actually believe a lot of men probably have it because of this.>>82603937This is true. Women on average are usually a bit more sexual than they let men know (and for good reason) But goonettes like me are usually born from spending too much time on male-populated online spaces.I wish anyone trying to quit porn good luck!! Especially to other women since I know we're (somewhat reasonably) not often talked about in this topic.
>>82604080>>urbandictionary is the origins of memes/definitions>Gooning was a popular term here on 4chan since the 00sThat's a goonish point of view, I never claimed urbandickhole was anything but a load of crap. I was pointing out the fact the 2nd definition didn't occur until after the manga, despite the earlier definition. Anyone could post a urbandictionary definition during that time ~2005 and I posted many such definitions anonymously myself.The term "goon" has been in common usage for hundreds of years to mean the same fucking thing - a retard.
>>82604108>I did when I was masturbating to something that I deem embarrassing or immoral. I actually believe a lot of men probably have it because of this.When I was a young kid like 12 - 15 I used to get post-orgasm self consciousness because "masturbating" was in itself embarrassing. Like, that time when I was 15 and my three buddies showed up at my place and let themselves in my bedroom while I was nearly finished having a wank, let me tell you I was a bit upset. DON'T YOU GUYS KNOCK FUCK EITHER COME HERE AND HELP ME FINISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT AND GIVE ME TEN
>>82604116Oh well that makes sense. I felt like that at one point but it was because of religious views, when I left my church I stopped feeling guilty about it. I do think maybe it's deemed as more embarrassing for men to masturbate than for women to do it
>>82604080>Gooning was a popular term here on 4chan since the 00sThe first time I used 4chan in 2005 it only had a few boards like a, b, j, k, z or something weird like that. I used to think japedo anime shit was for real true pedophiles back then and since I hadn't evolved to the point of appreciating windy days and skirt wearing cartoon schoolgirls with a super kawaiii bow on their pantsu until later, I wasn't into it.
>>82604027>Having a high sex drive is unjustifiable!Lmao
>>82604129>I do think maybe it's deemed as more embarrassing for men to masturbate than for women to do itYeah well obviously even women find it hot when women do it, but, they'll go all tsundere and pretend they don't like it saying "eww gross he's touching his boner!"Of course later they'll all be thinking of how hot it was as they schlick their vagoo in a saucy frenzy but some guys might take them literally and get demotivated or form a complex due to it.
>>82604132That's not a sex drive. By the way I drew this art of my girlfriend. Her name is Palmela and I'm in love. We're meant for each other. Soul-mates. It's a match made in heaven.
>>82604159Take your meds anon. Libido is sex drive.
>>82604108Good for you anon. Stay away from the porn, I decided to quit watching porn all together for nine days now and I feel better than ever.Also, show tits or gtfo.
Are you sexually active? Usually a high sex-drive implies a motivational drive or desire to have sex.>Yes I am sexually active. Very active. I do have sex. Frequently!... with someone other than yourself?>Oh. ... no.
>>82604130I only came on here around '03-04 because my gf was really into young girls and she liked the /loli/ board
>>82604186>I only came on here around '03-04 because my gf was really into young girls and she liked the /loli/ boardIt didn't exist then, and on somethingawful anime/creepy shit was mostly frowned upon and banned. Do you mean you're a IRC #furry freak from efnet, dal, esper or similar?
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>>82604217>IRC #furry freak from efnet, dal, esper or similarNo idea what any of that means, so we'll go with no.Also never visited somethingawful. Didn't interest me at all.>It didn't exist thenYes, you goofball. Up until late 2004.
>>82604250>Yes, you goofball. Up until late 2004.My e-girlfriend at the time used it, as did a lot of people I knew but that was leading into 2005. I met up with her in February 2005. Like I said I never used it so no clue where things were back then, but, to me it seemed to be a disgusting unclean warty EBOLAIDS shithole just like it is now. You couldn't even have cyber sex and time your orgasms together!
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>>82603950No, they don't get post nut clarity and that explains why women are women.
>is this thing on? is it recording? hello? *patpatpat* oh! i did press record! hah. okay so it's on. mheeh, what should i say um um uhh whwhwell one thing i should say before i say hi to my friends i just have one thing to say to "whatshisname" (poster forgot) um ... you're an ASS HOLE.
>>82604276>e-girlfriendWhat fucking cope is this?
>>82604500>What fucking cope is this?"E-girlfriend" refers to someone you suspect may be female, but, is only on the internet so might as well be some homosexual hobo dude with a greasy beard in assless overalls.Once you actually meet and have sex with them they're a regular girlfriend instead, until you're on the internet again where they could very well be a homosexual bartender with a fetish for sockfooted tightrope walking.
>>82604523That's fucking retarded. I hate zoomies so much it's unreal.
>>82604535>I hate zoomies so much it's unreal.Do you remember the commercial for generation zero? Mazda? Zoom zoom?https://youtu.be/_yF3fCWfmEkhttps://youtu.be/JJmqCKtJnxMWhat about total gym, bowflex and the George Foreman Grill?
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>>82604563No. Why? I'm not American.The "wazzaaa" bs is lifted from Scary Movie, which also sucked.
Shit doesn't render right without an authentic Voodoo2. I had a RivaTNT back then and Voodoo2 but never the original noodervooder.
>>82604577I'm this guy >>82604186I should have an authentic Voodoo2 in one of my old computers somewhere in my mom's basement. I reckon they can't be that hard to find, though?
>>82604576>Scary Movie, which also sucked.I think I saw the third one in theater with some Mexican girl, was pretty funny. I laughed out loud when the whole theater (like 200 people in a big city) was DEAD FUCKING SILENT at the part dude talked about fucking a sheep. Never saw 1 or 2. These are the sorts of braindead retard shit you need to appreciate in the sense of "so bad, it's good".https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood>Keep in mind that even when something is So Bad, It's Good, it's still bad.
>>82604588>I should have an authentic Voodoo2 in one of my old computers somewhere in my mom's basement. I reckon they can't be that hard to find, though?Nope just lots of this demoscene stuff they didn't bother to screencap off an analog RGB output as they should to get an authentic reproduction. The voodoo wrappers really don't work well for anything since the voodoo implementation and drivers were so fucking weird. Direct3D and OpenGL are basically NOTHING like it.
>>82604604I'm no tech nerd, so I'll just trust what you said. My big bro knew more about computers when we were young, so he hooked my up with a Voodoo2 somewhere around '99. We used to play UT99 and Quake3 with it. Back then hardware changed/improved pretty quickly so I switched to some sort of Geforce a year or two later. But that's about all the detail I can recall.I do miss upgrading my PC, buying new RAM or cards or improving the wiring etc., I guess it was my version of tinkering with your car for fun. I don't have the passion for that anymore. I can just buy a brand new PC for $1500 or something and call it a day if I get sick of my old one.>>82604594I never found that fad of spoof movies funny. Just don't do anything for me.So bad it's good though, sure. Me n my sis used to frequent our local VHS rental store in the 90s and early 00s and look for the crustiest flicks in the back. There was a seperate backroom, with a divider that held all the porn and super violent stuff.
>>82604663Like this, for example. But I'd watch one every week for years, so I'm sure there's bound to be dozens completely forgotten or half-way down the swamp of aging
>>82604663>I never found that fad of spoof movies funny. Just don't do anything for me.Yeah it's sort of, funny because it's not funny? I've developed that sense of humor I think because when I was younger I fucking HATED people who were too dumb to understand. I mean, I'd say very basic shit that I would think should be intuitive, but, people wouldn't get it. So at some point I started finding amusement in that instead and playing dumb. Sarcasm works sort of that way, by using irony to mock someone and laughing at the fact they don't realize you're mocking them. So in that light, "playing stupid", you have to view things from the writer's point of view. Was the writer honestly stupid enough to write that shit and think it was genuinely funny in a really serious way? Or were they "playing dumb" ?A lot of the time, I'll admit, it may be giving them way to much undeserved credit. Maybe they really are that dumb. And yet that still makes it funny for me on that high order sense.
It's so fucking dumb it makes me laugh. What else am I going to do? Feel embarrassed and humiliated to admit I'm a member of the same species? Commit suicide? Nah I'll just laugh because at the end of the day realistically I can't do shit.
>>82604663>spoof moviesSometimes it's satirical, but, a lot of the time it actually gets hyper-satirical into self satire and breaking the fourth wall. Rare gems are when they set up a joke that mocks the audience not for watching the satirized target, but the satire itself.>is this piece of shit we're mocking was so garbage, doesn't that mean we're garbage for wasting our god damn time mocking it? then what the fuck are you doing here retard? *breaks fourth wall to stare*
>>82604786>>82604832Happy you two enjoy it. To each their own, honestly.They do nothing to me. For me to find something to be "so bad it's good", it has to be sincere to a degree. That's why stuff like Toxic Avenger, The Room or Neil Breen type stuff can be very fun to me. There was intent that just failed to project. Of course you have edge cases, like Evil Dead, that obviously has comedic tones, but you can't say there was a lack of effort. They are movies made with a lot of effort and heart.I don't find the "too self-aware" meta view super funny. Just looking at a camera and saying "ain't this goofy" feels kinda cheap to me. I watched half of The Terrifier a few months ago, didn't finish it yet. I see what they're going for but I'm not sure it clicked for me. The closest modern films I can think of that falls into that category are things like The Human Centipede or A Serbian Film. They're clearly trying to poke the audience's funny bone, but are still made with enough effort that it feels like it respects your time.
>>82603915That's a trans porn star named Aubrey Kate. You ain't fooling me, mister.
Goonettes are on a whole other level they genuinely weird me out I passed by a couple girls with a BRAZZERS license plate frame the other day. The fuck lol
>>82605245It's mainly performative. My ex had a Pornhub sweater she liked to wear. One of our close friends used to rock one of those hentai-faces collages shirts (yes, in full public spaces). Obviously they and everyone else watch porn, but they mostly wear things like that because it's fun.
>>82605319Why is it fun? Man this shit is making me feel old. I am glad things like id laws to access porn sites and major porn producers getting prison sentences for trafficking are hopefully going to walk this shit back.
>>82605331>hopefully going to walk this shit backIt won't.>Why is it fun?Self-expression.
>>82603915Every single goonette i met was one of 3 archetypes:1) the morbidly obese huge titted discord land whale who is very friendly and giving2) the unhygienic skinny bipolar smelly pussy girlfriend whose cuck makes her go on cam3) the 30+ year old groomer goonette that has a high school teaching job and preys on underaged femboys and lesbians Which one are you?
>>82605387Damn number three is unfathomably based and I wanna be her friend to get pics of her students
>>82605394I bet you voted for Trump too you fucking pedophile/enabler
>>82603980If you don't masturbate, your sperm gets absorbed into your blood and gets killed off in there anyway. Sperm isn't meant to live a long time.
>>82605409I'm a liberal woman and voted for Harris and also Biden
>>82605489so you're naturally an autophagic entity? just like women with their eggs and its recycling? WHAT THE FUCK!!! we need to kill humans because they kill babies!!!!
>>82605505I voted for Presidumb Carolina Dickweed, the first SHEMALE president but none of you other shit eating retards voted right, so fuck y'all eat shit and die cunts.
Carolina Dickweed smokes bongs instead of cock live on TV like that little faggot bitch y'all jews elected.
Her signature phrase is "If y'all into pussy, learn 'n earn it." That's the sort of Presidumb I prefer but shit maybe I'm a retarded cocksmoker jew or something.
Someone like me ain't into that sorta book lernin like Carolina Dickweed says would earn me soma that good pussy. I guess that's why I'm a virgin for life postin' on 4chin and smokin' ditch weed maui waui outdoor jungle hash instead of the finer hydroponic presidential strains.
>>82605505>I'm a liberal woman and voted for HarrisJust like you womb man folk to vote based on race like that. Why don't you vote for a man? That's racist. You only wanna vote for your own kind so you go vote for a womb man just because she got a womb. Well I had enough of this bullshit, I ain't gonna put up with it no more. How much do you want for that womb of yours? I'll buy it and pay any price to get it transplanted in me. Then I'll prove I ain't racist like you by voting for someone who ain't even either one of those genders like the whole lotta Heinz 57 varieties. I'll be the one case of a womb man voting with her head instead of her womb.
>>82603915They would be the best if they existed. And no troons don't count for obvious reasons.
>>82604172>I have a sex drive which is why I sit inside jerking my dick and never have sexLol lmao
