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I do NOT want Stacy
I do NOT want mentally ill Stacy
I do NOT want Becky
I WANT a highly intelligent ex-fujo fembot who has an autistic lisp and loves me
At the minimum, I DESERVE a femblob who plays her gachashit all day, eats pizza and gets the crumbs on me when she dives into onto the couch for a hug and takes over the TV to watch her seasonal animeshit that she downloaded
But most importantly, I am ENTITLED TO A GF ON THE SPECTRUM WHO LOVES ME
You WILL not break me
I WILL NOT SETTLE FOR BECKY
I WILL NOT SETTLE FOR STACY
I WILL NOT SETTLE
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>>82605720
The more you try to grasp it, the more it loosens from your grip
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>>82605720
>I WANT a highly intelligent ex-fujo fembot who has an autistic lisp and loves me
They always say this and they always cheat with blonde busty bimbos
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Weird how an unyielding devotion to Christ is nowhere to be seen in your criteria
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>>82605720
im femblob but i just like fightan and binge listening to music

i wish gachashit were appealing outside of the characters

when i was a kid i used to roleplay being a guy so much i got into a fujo x fujo relationship with a girl online. im a fuckgin loser
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>>82605803
I went to Sunday school and Church as a kid, it's nothing more than a brainwashing camp to make you settle for normalfag Becky who doesn't have to mask and doesn't know what the fuck a Pokemon is
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>>82605736
Classic bait. Like the coca-cola of bait. Recognized everywhere, consistently good, this is what we should all aspire to post.
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>>82605838
>when i was a kid i used to roleplay being a guy so much i got into a fujo x fujo relationship with a girl online. im a fuckgin loser
Top tier lore drop here, stop being a pickme or someone will pick you (not like pick you up, the hulk doesn't post here)
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>>82605720
>I WANT a highly intelligent ex-fujo fembot who has an autistic lisp and loves me
>femblob who plays her gachashit all day, eats pizza and gets the crumbs on me when she dives into onto the couch for a hug and takes over the TV to watch her seasonal animeshit
>A GF ON THE SPECTRUM WHO LOVES ME
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>>82605838
>im a fuckgin loser
you revel in it. vile creature.
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>>82605736
this is true as fuck lol

t. guy who "wanted" a nerdy retarded femcel, got one, cheated on her
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>>82606112
>implying I am a s*yshitter who will settle for becky who will make me get circumcised
You won't break me, girlfailure-san, you're normalfag-lite anyways I know your posts
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>>82606167
>cheated
no you're just a faggot
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>>82606170
your obsession with 'le hecking wholesome girlfailure' is reddit-tier shit that you find on every other social media platform. so yes, you are a soishitter
>you're normalfag-lite anyways I know your posts
hehe I'm flattered
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>>82606176
did that make you mad or something lol
i'll cheat on her again just for you
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>>82606189
I don't care what degenerate faggots do, just stay away from me
>>82606180
Show me one example, you can't, you're just normalfag-lite who can no longer feel anything except when you get (You)s for your retard bait
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>>82606189
are you still with her? that's crazzzzy
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>>82606205
>you're just normalfag-lite
do you get this idea because I don't share the exact same faggot tastes as the thousands of carbon copies of yourself on this board
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>>82606251
None of those have anything to do with my OP or what I want, you're normalfag-lite, just a neurotypical version of Lee who can't even get (You)s until I generously provide you with them.
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>>82606284
>it's not the exact shit i listed in op so i'm still not soi!!!
lol you don't seriously believe this faggot shit is exclusive to this board, much less this website do you?
>you're normalfag-lite, just a neurotypical version of Lee
what the fuck are you even talking about
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>>82606339
>kys
Seethe, you actually went to r*eddit.
>what the fuck are you even talking about
The fact that you're a retarded version of Lee. Do you know who Lee is, normalshit? Obviously not if you did not understand my post.
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>>82605720
>watch her seasonal animeshit that she downloaded
Are women even capable of that feat on the modern internet? I think it would take me a while to do this myself.
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>>82606374
>Heh- you went to website so i fucking win...
>n-nevermind the examples I asked you for!!
>I-I'm not soi!! you're a normalfag!! You're seething!!
>LEE!! LEE!! LEE!!
settle down, little guy
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>>82606339
>carries you in games
The idea of me getting a girlfriend is insane. The idea of having a girlfriend and she would be able to carry me in any game... Wow. Sounds like an anime plot.
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>>82606438
>some retards on these obscure subr*ddits reposted shit stolen from elsewhere, that means it's actually normalfag shit to want an aspie gf
>LEE!! LEE!! LEE!!
That's what I thought, you don't know who he is, don't reply to my posts again, normalfag, and get back to your social media. You're the retarded version of him. When you find out who he is I hope it cuts deep. Until then, lurk more.
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>>82606456
>>it's actually normalfag shit to want an aspie gf
holy shit you actually believe this isn't true
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>>82606473
No one cares about your opinion, normalfag who doesn't even know who Lee is. You lost, back to xjeeter with you. Lurk more and don't embarrass yourself next time.
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>>82606486
>No one cares about your opinion, normalfag who doesn't even know who Lee is
agghhh nooooo you hurt me so...
you're so niche with your desire for an aspie gf, it's totally not bullshit that tiktok zooms were obsessing over 5 years ago arrrghh
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>>82606510
Sure, and you not knowing who he is reveals that you're so fucking new you arrived here after that.
Lurk more, retarded normalfag.
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>>82606519
the funniest part of this is how attached you are to the idea that this stupid 'oouuhh muhh aspie gf' shit is unique to you.
you could've just said "Yeah so what?" and I'd have nothing. but instead, you balk and lose your shit about some fag that nobody cares about anymore.
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Okay but would provide and be okay with the fact that I am genuinely disabled and thus useless as homemaker.
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>>82606580
The funniest part is actually that you were completely embarrassed and outed as a normalfag and continue railing against normalfags like the retard you are with no self-awareness.
Just as I said, and confirmed, you're normalfag-lite. I have a sense for these things even if I haven't given you (You)s before.
Time to go back to xjeeter, normalshit.
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>>82605720
That sounds boring as fuck
Give me BPDemon abusestacy instead
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>>82606596
>normal
>normal
>normal
>embarrassed
>normal
>xjeeter
you're repeating yourself and getting boring. it's ok that you're no better than tiktok zoomie or a reddit soishitter, but raging at me isn't gonna get you over that embarrassment
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>>82606622
The truth is that you're worse than any of them, considering you came here after that. Sorry you had to be embarrassed, next time just play along and instead of admitting you don't know what something is if you're going to be a faggot about it who's desperate for (You)s.
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>>82606591
>Okay but would [he] provide and be okay with the fact that I am genuinely disabled and thus useless as homemaker.
that's the ideal
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>>82606642
>next time just play along and instead of admitting you don't know what something is
why would I do that? I'm not desperate to appear as if I'm some devoted oldfag who's wasting away here. You're only throwing shit at me that would upset yourself.
>desperate for (You)s.
Am I? You said you know my posts. I usually hit and run, if I don't get any (You)s I don't poke further.
Plus if you're so aware of that fact, wouldn't the best plan of action be to stop giving me (You)s?
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>>82607839
>why would I do that?
Because you're railing against normgroids while yourself being a normgroid
>as if I'm some devoted oldfag
You really don't have to be devoted to anything to not be a retarded normalfag who can't lurk railing against normalfags. You also don't have to be dedicated to know who Lee is, people bait him twice a day on this board.
>You're only throwing shit at me that would upset yourself.
Why would you being a retarded newfag incapable of lurking upset me?
>Am I?
You are, because you're still replying.
>to stop giving me (You)s
I'm generous today, it just turned out that my intuition was correct as usual. You are a normalfag.
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>>82608004
>railing against normgroids
When'd I do that? I'm calling you one because you don't want to be one.
>Why would you being a retarded newfag incapable of lurking upset me?
I don't care about being perceived as a new/normalfag. those are only things that would upset you.
>You are, because you're still replying.
Then it appears you are also desperate for (You)s.
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>>82608048
>When'd I do that?
Now you're just playing stupid.
>you don't want to be one
I don't really care about being called a normalfag, because I will never be one. I just wouldn't want to be associated with them because of their opinions on me or people like me and want them to leave my space. That's why you need to go back, because you are one.
>those are only things that would upset you.
No, it's simply a dialogue that my intuition was correct and that you are a normalfag.
>Then it appears you are also desperate for (You)s.
No, I'm just doing you a generous favor, anon, because I am kind. Either lurk more or go back.



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