>qott
Depends on whether or not he's Chad

I know I'm gonna get called a slut for this but
sometimes I think about 2 guys kissing my cheeks at once!

>>82608753
I would grab his benis next

>>82608753
I look exactly the guy in the back, I'm 28 btw

>>82608753
fight back because im not a weak pussy

>>82608753
shout HEY WHAT THE FUCK and make a big scene

Last night i had a nightwalk listening to jokers purple city and it felt so unreal

>>82608855
Well yes it's normal to want to be loved by both your father and brother

I want to have a son to have sex with

If you saw pic related happening would you try and intervene r9gay?

>>82609251
No but I'd shake my head in disapproval so everyone knows I'm disgusted by it before going home and jerking off

if i mess with my bf his older brother will come and beat me up

>>82609211
can you adopt me then

>>82609491
It has to be biological or it's lame sorry

My dick shrank after i got chubby

If my bf had sex with his father I wouldn't consider it to be cheating. Sex with dad is fair game and not slutty.

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Where did you go to university? Was it a state or private school? What did you study? Was it worth it, or do you regret your choice?

>the urge to watch a twink drink a cold glass of soda and then say ahh is back
oh no

>>82609701

Not saying, and it was private. History and no, and certainly. I could have just neeted without my degree and I'd much rather have the money now.

>>82606304
Obviously shorts and tee. Working out in anything but that goes against nature and is an insult to God

>>82609251
Not really I don't feel like putting my life at risk for those I don't know #100 #notmyproblem

I want a bf who will let me have sex with his dad too

>>82609251
Of course, the ugly bastard would get a swift kick in the balls and a spray of piping hot bear mace in the face for molesting a boy let alone in public. It's the only right response to degenerate behavior like that.

>>82609701
Civil Engineering. Sometimes I get frustrated at my job but it's mostly a laid back government job.

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>>82608753
>Fell in love with a straight man
Oh noooooo

>>82609856
Straight men are so vapid and dull and you are retarded for doing this

>>82609860
But he's such a good guy it's over I love him

>>82609860
Terrible take. You are just bitter.

>>82609917
I'll concede when I meet a straight men who doesn't worship women

>>82609948
How do i introduce you to people?

>>82608753
>What would you do if picrel happened to you?
Well I wouldn't molest anyone in the first place so this wouldn't be me

>>82609860
I get hard whenever I hear his voice and speak with him it's overrrrr

>>82610114
I hope i have this affect on people.

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I want to save a 30 year old gaycel from celibacy like the girl from welcome to the nhk

>>82610252
bottom right corner is peak onion performance

The only effective cures to gayceldom are
1. The kidnappingpill
2. The sonpill
Choose wisely.

Bottoms can't be gaycels

>>82610627
shut up nigga goddamn

I'm watching Peacemaker (2022) TV show and John Cena is a surprisingly very entertaining and charismatic lead. I expected him to be very wooden and stiff but to the contrary he acts goofy and silly and it creates an interesting gap. I like that he seems to be having fun in the production and not taking it too seriously. Imo that's the rock's big problem and it makes him cringy to watch.

>>82610952
>Imo that's the rock's big problem
when i was a kid my dick would get uncontrollably hard when i saw the rock

>>82610627
Neither. That predatory viewpoint doesn't make me any prouder to be half a fag, just so you know.

>>82610900
What a fuckin' crock of rancid boiling-hot buffalo diarrhea.

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I started leaking precum at work (cashier at Home Depot) because I was so turned on from nofap and all the extremely hot men who shop at my store. No I did not fap when I got home.

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Be honest, would you find it cringe if your bf, who likes to rp that you're his dad, showed up one day in a schoolboy uniform?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7fbWm_gw0w

>>82608753
God i kinda hate to admit this, but i would probably secretly enjoy it. I would honestly just let it happen, though i would feel like shit afterwards.

>>82612500
>i would probably secretly enjoy it. I would honestly just let it happen, though i would feel like shit afterwards.
gross womanbrain

>>82611721
Yor pride can't depend on the actions of anyone but your own

>>82612574
The battle cry of the abdicator.

>>82612581
If your pride comes from people who share your group, you would never be proud of being part of any group. There will always be rotted people everywhere.

i'm taking the kidnappingpill

You make some creepy ass fucking threads man.

>>82609753
>History
what kind nonny

I haven't gone on this board in ages, I don't even want to be a faggot I just never really got along with women. I had a friend online asking to give me a blowjob for months and when we finally met at a con I wanted it. He chickened out at the time but when we met up a few months later I spooned him and we very lewdly cuddled for hours. The next day we did a little more and then I had to go hone. Later that year I went to another con and I interacted with another fag I knew online and he gave me the first proper blowjob I'd ever received. I went to a con a few weeks ago and I didn't really know anyone, I was horny as fuck and found someone online in some room offering to do stuff. I went and the guy was older and bigger than me but I was really down for whatever. For the first time I ended up the smaller spoon and pretty quickly we grinded there on the bed in underwear before pulling them off. He pushed my head down and I sucked him off as hard and fast as I could. I choked a lot and I just kind of wanted to get it over with. When he finally came I didn't really notice I just had tears coming out of my eyes and snot in my nose. I layed back and he tried sucking me off with a lot less enthusiasm, I have a bent dick and I think he was having trouble with it. He got up and checked his phone and said I had to go as his roommie wanted to come back. I got dressed and walked out and felt extremely disorientated. I went back to my room and jacked off so I wouldn't do anything else stupid that weekend, I looked in the mirror and all around my eyes was bloody red. I had blown out multiple blood vessels in both of my eyes with the suction of the bj. I don't really want to be a faggot, I kind of hate myself

>>82612893
>don't even want to be a faggot
You know that literally every homosexual in existence felt like this upon the realization of being a faggot, right? No one wants to be a part of a persecuted minority, anon. But you can't choose it or change it.
Our life is about overcoming that feeling, not succumbing to it

>overcoming that feeling
how

>I hooked up with an older guy
Why is it always this? What's wrong with Americans lol? Niggas will do anything except find a boyfriend.

>>82612972
It's not easy. Inertia is easy, staying inside the closet hating yourself and sabotaging your chances, are all easy. Getting over it is hard. It may take years.
It's just like the process of deconversion. You will slowly unwire every little negative thought you have regarding homosexuality, like unraveling a piece of fabric. Like untangling a web. Each single thread of that web is a thought you will deconstruct slowly by reading, watching and listening to more positive perspectives, but mostly by choosing to change your mind. It's not an easy task. It can take years.
In the meantime you will build a whole new network of thoughts. Affirmative thoughts, self loving thoughts, self acceptance thoughts. These will build up and form a vast net of support and resilience.
Your mind is a battlefield, and the inner homophobe has been dominating that field for many years now. Slowly your ego will challenge it. You will lose many of these battles, but someday you will achieve victory.
It's easier to do it with help from someone else, someone open minded. It's very hard to do it all alone

>>82612987
The first guy I mentioned wanted me to be his, I told him no again and again for over a year and he finally found someone who would care for him and move in with him. I'm too much of an unstable schizo to be that person. That other one I mentioned who gave me a blowjob had asked for the same, we live like 5 hours from each other and again I denied it, I can hardly keep my mind in order and I don't have a good job. I am not built to be that guy, I realize that probably sounds really shitty and if some of you wish you had some opportunity like that I probably sound like I wasted it.

I slept for 19 hours and half way thru I could feel my own hands scratching my head but my hands were not doing anything, then later I was paralyzed and tried screaming to break free from it, it didn't work but I may have let out a small moan. I think I'm gonna lay off the meds... for today

>>82613076
Do you want to stop hating being gay?

Having dissenting thoughts, self loathing thoughts, self rejection thoughts.

Having no thoughts besides "ugh this sucks".

>qott
Something similar happened once, I just freezed up and waited until the next stop.

i hope you can be strong and kind to others today anon

>>82613430
yeah I feel you that's like half of what I think about in a day

>>82613585
nah i wanna be strong and mean today

https://voca.ro/1bGYEmLdoiVZ

Considering the sonpill

>>82613927
weird, they sound kinda black but it is well known that black people don't have fathers

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My son desu

>>82613958
>>82613976
hey dad

Having sex with your dad doesn't count as real sex. It's like using a sex toy, no different than masturbation.

While I was making some payments at the bank today a average but cute twink was doing his next to me. Couldn't have been older than 20. I thought of breeding him a bit.
Anyway now my intimacy needs are met for this month.

Pros of taking the sonpill
>Guaranteed legal husband for at least 18 years
>You get to be in a relationship with that is essentially a younger version of yourself (can fix your past mistakes)
>You have full legal ownership of your lover
>Youre able to mold his interests into any direction you want
>You get treated like a good person for being a "family man"

Cons of taking the sonpill
>Normies think it's icky

So now we're infested with incest fetishists, great. Choke on a bag of dicks.

there is nothing more satysfing than having a cocky, bratty, self-obsessed guy bark for you ^_^

>>82614713
There is no fetishism here, anon. All I'm doing is trying to solve gayceldom. I know that's a foreign concept for chads like you but some of us sincerely try to consider all possible options after being rejected by gays for the trillionth time.

My father never molested me. I'll never forgive him

>>82614751
It's terrible how neglectful most fathers are.
https://youtu.be/bioAhR4PB9c

>>82614739
So the "chad only" poster is behind it all, huh? I never thought of you as pedo. That would explain things. If you're going after underaged boys in some god forsaken discord group chat, it makes sense that the competition makes you bite the dust

>>82614762
>literally my life
south park is on another level

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Meow I'm a evil pissrat devil yay *kills*

>>82614780
if you could kill one person here meow who would it be and how would you do it?

I masturbated to gay porn and now I feel an intense rush of shame, regret and fear. This can't happen to me. It won't happen again. I will repress it. I'll represa it so hard that no one will ever find out. I'll take it to the grave. I'll kill myself probably. My mind is spiralling down and I need to shut it off

>>82614833
Yet you felt the need to tell us about it. It's okay to be gay or bi anon.

>>82614839
no it's not okay, you don't understand. They would kill me. Everyone would wish I had died instead. I can't do this. I contaminated my brain with poison. The lust was stronger than reason. T had been years since the last time it happened. I broke my streak. I relapsed. I feel like a heroin addict. I gave my brain heroin. I showed it a forbidden pleasure that I can never have. And now how do I go back to reality? How could I ever look at a girl again with those images popping up in my head

>>82614857
Really kill you or just disown you? I'm sorry you are in that situation but hiding it doesn't help. You like men sexually and the sooner you come to terms with that the better for you.

>>82614839
I'm sorry I have to bother you with my mess. I shouldn't be here. I need to leave. I need to kill myself instantly right away, like right now. If only I had a gun. My mom has one but she'll see me. Maybe I can just run away and die in a ditch or something. Rot away. I feel rotted already but on the inside

>>82614869
They'll put me in prison that is worse than death. They would probably kill me there or give me a choice to die or to be raped by everyone and then die. What would you choose?
I didn't ask for this. I asked god for help, I asked so hard. I prayed and prayed so fucking hard and he never answered. I never asked him anything else, just take these thoughts away. I gave him so much. I gave him everything. My youth. My chastity. But it wasn't enough. Nothing will ever be enough.
I wish I could just disappear right now without making my family suffer. I wish I was never born. I feel so fucking terrible I'm shaking sweating my hands are numb my heart is racing. Why god. Why did you have to curse me with this fate? Why? Why me? I could just be normal like everyone else. But no. Instead I had to be this thing...
It's so over bros. It's so fucking over. I'll take die in this room. I'll rot away here.

>>82614875
>>82614913
Wow... I have no idea what to say. The only thing I could would be to just hang in there and maybe move to an accepting area at some point in your life.

I keep picking out my beard hairs

>>82608753
When I was in Japan a random salary worker guy rested his head on my shoulder and fell asleep and when the train reached his stop jumped awake, turned around and apologized to me before skittering off kek
That's my kinda train molesty story

If you have a pink bussy you must bottom

>>82614767
Normal shotas are Chad only, which is why the sonpill exists.

>>82614945
If a Japanese salary worker put his head on my shoulder I would coom

>>82614791
(You) With a hammar

>>82615166
glad meow didn't pick me! all that being nice and giving attention paid off! :D

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>>82615175
Why would I kill you anymeows

>>82615186
because you're evil and hiss and kill, one time you even ATE my attention! and refused to give it back :(
very unpredictable behavior, I have to stay on my toes.

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>>82615197
Yay I'm so zased based

>>82615070
Why would that make you coom?

not giving my heart a single moment of respite. got drunk last night and now i'm drinking an energy drink for breakfast

>>82615318
Your fbf wouldn't want you to abuse yourself like this

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In this cold place who will save me

Ahh nothing like a store trip where they're out of half the items on your list and coming home to remember you forgot to put 4-5 things on the list and with chick-fil-a. At least it's good and not really any more expensive than other fast food.

>>82615373
you'll find a husbie, someday he'll find you.

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>>82615414
Liarrrrr *kills*

Could you deal with a mentally ill bf/hubbie and not just meme disorders, actually fucked in the head craziness?

>tfw no gamzee bf

>>82610627
What about the brotherpill?

Eat my 2nd sandwich or save it for later? I could eat it but then I'd feel like I wasn't making any progress on eating less.

i wanna have sex with 13 year old boys

>>82615630
may your death be slow and painful. You are the reason why the straights hate us.

I felt really horny yesterday but today I don't feel horny at all. Why

>>82615630
may your life be beautiful and full. Straights will hate us regardless of whether or not we shoehorn our sexualities into their hypocritical framework of acceptability.

i wanna rape little boys!
i wanna rape their little boy assholes!

>>82615466
The brotherpill is harder since it requires the other party to consent

>>82615934
what if you get a bf to do brother roleplay with? It's not the same but still....

i wish i had a big brother so bad...

I wish I had a twin brother

I wish I as a little bit taller I wish I was a baller

Held off the other sandwich until tomorrow, now I shall nap. Walking around for new minutes at the store sure is tiring when you're fat.

I have older brothers and a twin brother. It sucks except my twin brother who's alright

>>82616216
Would you rather suck your older brother's or twin brother's cock

>>82615070
I would too, especially if he was chubby

where the fuck is that guy who keeps calling the thread creepy when it would actually make sense for once.

>>82616764
There is not a single creepy post in this thread though

>>82616776
Obviously your joking but like >>82615908 and >>82615630 are objectively creepy whether you agree with them or not. But no to that retard the creepy thing is talking about sweat somehow.

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>>82616789
fr fr? i am the guy who makes the "These threads are so creepy" posts
my posts aren't the creepy ones though

>>82616789
How are those posts creepy?

THEY ARE ALL OUT TO GET ME I AM GOING TO BLOW MY HEAD OFF

>>82616864
I'm one of those people out to get you. But I'm out to get you with love and affection

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>>82616858
not creepy just really cringe not even kinda funny just edgelord just retard just nigger

>>82617166
not to be gay, but that is a nice looking cock.

yumyum r9gay vodka edition https://voca.ro/1dXoxF2C6xVA

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>>82617328
Enjoy your tipsy night anon. I'll try not to be jealous as I sip my blackcurrant juice

non tranny vocaroo
https://voca.ro/1n0p7W30XGuJ

>>82617403
You should try mixing it with lemonade

>>82617403
please please please be with me

>>82617401
tysm anony i am not jealous i hope you have a lot of fun ^^
>>82617403
im not a tranny i promise, enjoy jagermeister :3 i've only ever tried vodka and cider and a sip of beer, but yeahh coooooool
120 second weight time is so sucky.... bleeergh okay time to pour another shot. i also would love to cuddle someone so if anyone wants to be with a dutchie femboy with long blonde hair please hit e up :)

I should rent out my unused basement to r9gayers and just have 2 in there at a time and see if they click. Unfortunately i would be worried about the damage they would unleash

>>82617467
>not a tranny
>femboy who uses ^^ and :3

>>82617969
Off you go.

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>>82617467
Cider is nice and refreshing, to me vodka is awful even with a mixer. Snakebite might be something that you'd like, simple and tasty pairing

>>82617902
Have them sign a contract before entry and make them pay a cleaning fee if they mess the place up like hotels do. Then your social experiment is good to go

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>jonah if he was actually cute

>>82617999
>Checked
How many of them actually the money to pay for rent though. Im not taking sexual favors for rent either

I'm sure it's totally not a basement dungeon with no windows. Creepy.

>>82618004
Why is he acting like a w*man? Gross

I can't stop thinking about a guy I had a huge crush on in middle school: at 12 he was already 6'0, had very well defined abs and used to throw the ball at dodgeball extremely strong.
He always wore red shorts and a yellow t-shirt at PE, so maybe he wanted to be a marine and that explains the athletic body.

>>82618182
I also knew a freakishly huge guy in middle school (I think every school has one) but he was just a thug and went to juvie for beating someone up trying to rob them. He'd skip school a ton and you'd see him maybe like 5 days a month.

>>82618182
>I can't stop thinking about Chad from my middle school class

>>82618182
>>82618392
Bottoms start fantasizing about chad's cock from the moment they turn gay

Is it even possible to develop a crush on an ugly short guy?

>>82618778
it's possible to develop a crush on a short average girl

>>82618797
Yes what question even is that? Tons of straight guys develop crushes on those

>>82618797
>>82618798
Nvm skim reading because League match started

do you see a question mark

Crushing on chad meow

Time for another skillet dinner, At least they're better than fast food or frozen pizza. The only issue is that they make so much food and I never eat it all since I don't particularly enjoy them reheated the next day.

>>82618818
Never forget that meow is chad only

I didn't kill myself after all. And I'm thinking about masturbating to gay porn again. Fuck my life

>>82618927
The only issue is you are using porn. Just imagine the men. Its better for your brain