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/r9k/ moids on their deathbed
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>>82615357
So close, so far. If only I had said yes to that girl in middle school
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>>82615357
Based gramps following his male instincts to the last second
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>>82615357
There's a name for this phenomena, but I forgot it. Basically, the brain decomposes from altimeters and old people like this will become extremely sexual for a brief period.
Even a joke post like this goes to show female privilege, because I've seen plenty of elderly women doing this, with this being the first elderly man. It's radio silence for them, but the elderly man is somehow indicative of a larger problem that needs to be addressed. So exhausting.
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I'll probably lose my virginity in the nursing home when I'm old. I'll slay so much old lady pussy when I'm there.
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>>82615442
Too bad they'll all want the chad grandpa who hits on the Puerto Rican nurses and absolutely demolishes everyone else at bingo.
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>>82615428
BRUH WHAT THE FUCK hHhHahahah
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>>82615357
Old perverted men are so pathetic, just give it up already, you're done.
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>>82615667
>just give it up already, you're done.
nice try satan, but you missed as usual
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>>82615357
this is sad
the fact that she's indifferent tells me his brain is fried and cant really understand what he's doing other than basic instincts
or maybe he's just doing whatever he can to lose his virginity before going...
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From what I gather ppls true intentions come out when they get dementia . Who knows how many ppl this guy has raped through out his life
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>>82615357
no I wouldn't be doing that I'd probably be hugging the blanket and imagining wholesome scenarios like I always do

>>82615428
what the fuck aaaaa
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>>82615428
The ending of that webm is unintentionally hilarious
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>>82616358
he's just vibing
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>>82615428
Helping homie out
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>>82615357
At least he gets some play in the end, even if its just from the 60 yr old Vietnamese nurse
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>>82615428
>extremely fit and strong animal
>tiny penis
Make it make sense.
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>>82615357
Dude literally dying and can barely move and he goin for it. What a champ
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>>82615428
>don't make eye contact
Fucking kek
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>>82615357
Poor old man, I doubt he's doing that on purpose. Either his muscles are so weak he can barely control his movements, or he has some sort of degenerative brain damage. Being forced into such old age by modern "medicine" is pure torture after some point



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