All working adults will need digital ID cards under plans to be announced by Keir Starmer on Friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XYLiau108Edw lads its not metal, its deathgrind, totally different
So they just gunna allocate you a card then?
thanks lad, very comfy edition.
I guess we'll see if Nigel will save us from this incoming dystopian hellscape.
>>82616650He didn't get enough (you)s last time so he had to just post the same fucking thing and get more attention.
>>82616662it's fine, we'll train up the OP of the last thread. from humble beginnings he'll making the masterpiece editions of the future.
>>82616632Missed opportunity to put a photo of seasideMARK on the ID
>>82616703He's more of a Big Bother anyway :^)I'll see myself out mates
>>82616662check out brit/pol/ image :)
>>82616632>you must have digital ID everywhere you go>meanwhile 1m migrants are still coming yearlyQueer Starmer needs to be impeached
>>82616720Ah I see it's a sperging out /pol/shitter desperate for ragebait. Checks out.
>>82616632Imagine thinking this is the solution to any problems in the UK.What a useless fucking government.
starmer is cucking for farage, he will eat shit for putting a digital ID system, and farage will exploit it saying "well i didn't put this system there" but fuck you over for dissent.
>>82616775Almost like Labour, a supposed party of the centre-left, has done nothing but act like a party of authoritarianism since day 1.Tried to cut bennies and granny's fuel, restricted porn, and now digital IDs which affects what effectively amounts to a social credit score.
>6 new people to the office>its all blokesfkn sausage fest
>>82616797Could be worse mate, I work in IT and we have like 3 females in the entire building. All married, naturally, as they got snatched up the moment they began to exist.Only one I got on well with on her starting days turned out to be a dyke. Works out as it means she's into mad banter, but still.
Just saw a man on britpol having a wank and then he gets decapitated shortly after. Fuckin ell.
>>82616732Deport everyone who doesn't present an ID card and we'll be rid of illegals at the same time
Had cornbread for the first time. Tasty.Thought you all aught to know that.
>>82616807got a few women in the department but 6 whole new blokes? not a fan, I liked it smaller and comfier
This digital ID bollocks won't be implemented by 2027 or something, it has to go through that consultation rubbish. That's if it passes in parliament, all the parties besides labour are against it.
>be me>go outside frequently without phone>no phone, no IDand what am I supposed to do about that? how will this be enforced, what if I dont want to carry it
>>82616811Yeah man I'm sure that's totally worth basically having a china-like system where the government tracks all your data and grades you on it. What excellent long-term thinking you possess.
mad how the last thread had a news story about 'Helen Marks'and he was unemployed with the name 'Beggs', too.you couldn't make it up.
>>82616734the UK is past helping
>>82616807tell her you're a LCU (lesbian conversion unit)
>>82616821Same mate, I started at my place when it was about 20-30 people. Knew every single person, even the ones who weren't as chatty.We've started getting closer to 60 and I don't know any of the fucking newbies. Especially working from home now, half the time someone will come up to me on a rare in-office day and chat to me like I'm their pal, and I'm just going "who the fuck are you" in my head.
>>82616827you'll be carted away to a detention centre.except, not that, because they'll be full, and it won't be worth the money.not exactly sure what problem compulsory IDs is meant to solve, honestly. and i can see the benefits (e.g. those Estonian ones that work as passports, emergency medical information, proof of age).
>>82616843Already suggested that cum will melt the gay away but I didn't wanna push it much further than that. The ol "just a joke haha" routine when I gauged the reaction.
>>82616845but old people dont carry smart phones really, especially the poor ones
Starting to play Vampire Survivors again. Trying to get all the achievements. Such a fun game you can just zone out to
>>82616854Laughed at you even having to gauge the reaction to that
can someone explain why rishi sunak got ousted again?how did he affect (you) personally
>>82616843as in someone who converts lesbians, or a converted lesbian?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZJwWhwop1Q>i'm a lesbian-identified man.this used to be a JOKE
>>82616844Weve also had one new bloke start last week as well, sort of looks like simon cowell post surgeries but fatter and hes very gay and talks about nonsense, it was comfy before. Plus it makes me more sackable the more people they bring in, we dont even have the physical space or work for them really as there isn't really that much on. Currently on 60/40 wfh and supposedly it will be 60% wfh and 40% office now but only on alternating weeks, for some fucking reason they really dont want to make it permanently 3 days wfh but they have decided to hire new people.
I ain't making pool toight lids I fucked up xxx
Absolutely knackered me desu my lads just want to go to bed
Might rewatch The Hunt tonite
me? bed in 1 hour because im up at 5am for the 7am shift, but I prefer it really on office days as I can fuck off earlier and lie about my flexi time, in my defense by the afternoon I sit there twiddling my thumbs with nothing to do so it feels utterly pointless.
>>82616893what was the point of this no sponsor so why?
>>82616877Did he "get ousted"? I remember him fighting and losing an election.
>>82616893God I'd love my wife to wear leather crotchless panties exactly like that and she'd probably be right up for it too but I can't send her that photo to tell her that's what I want
>>82616893Bag time? Would sort you right out x
>>82616878gay conversion therapy was thing back in the day.
End of an era xxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4
What's everyone's favourite video game?For me its Disco Elysium
Missed calls on tap. Not answering fuck all me, Garn chippy laters x
>>82616977Quick update regarding the state of Steve's wollocks?
Might get a wizza me, Feel liiike havng sometinglike that me. Not garn pool. Ignoriing aall calls. Fuck em x
>>82617005Licked and sucked his wrinkly balls
eureka releasing that sammo hung three pack in december it lush x
>>82617005Haven't seen him for a few hours. He probably crashed out
>>82616962>favourite video game?Half Life 2 and CS 1.6
whens the next vote of no confidence
Okay here me out guys, something has to be done about ID, the current system isn't fit for purpose. One of my mums friends who doesn't drive and doesn't have a passport is finding it super hard to get ID to open a bank account since she previously had a drivers licence (for ID purposes) but it was under a different name when she was married. And it was tied to a different address too, it's been a nightmare trying to update it. Meanwhile boatwogs and over darkies can come from abroad and easily seem to do anything. I'm not saying digital ID is the answer, it probably isn't (especially one that's mandatory) but something has to change. Though ultimately I wouldn't trust this government to implement any decent changes that positively help the people of this country.
>TEH BOATWOGS AND OVER DARKIES CAN COME OVA HERE AND DO ANYTINGYour mum's friend is a fucking spastic and she should feel bad that "boatwogs" are making her look stupid. Also you seem like you have a brain injury, I bet you're unemployed and morbidly obese
I know what Reuters is xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
>>82616893I can see her fanny
>>82616649No it goes on your phone so if you lose or need to replace a broken phone then you are fucked
>>82617075Touched a nerve Abdool?
>>82616632IMMIGRANTS WONT HAVE TO According to AI. So it's just native Brits.
Hong \Kong? So China x
>>82616871She did find it funny but then also mentioned her girlfriend might not be a fan of that plan.Admittedly I did want to go "she can find out too if she wants" but while my work is loose with the HR there is probably a limit lel
>>82617116not him, but you otherwise admit your mum's friend is a spastic, you are brain damaged, unemployed, BMI-35+? it must feel good blaming the boats. same logic applies when you hallucinate you're the one fucking your bird but it's just Tyrone the whole time.
No wooze left. It's over x
>not him, butOk Abdool lol
I signed up tp hinge today xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
>Ok Abdool lolTom
Farage did Brexit. Farage owns subsideries in Wetherspoons. Wetherspoons drove up prices after Brexit when many were undergoing economically fueled depressions. Farage is going for round 2. WAKE UP "PATRIOTS"
>>82616940maybe 'converting' sexuality does not work, but what was ever stopping gays/lesbians from remaining celibate?nobody has a problem with straight men (or women) who are single. celibate, involuntarily, even. not entitled to someone's affections, are you?
Listen I'm not garn feel bad for not garn pool today. I'm fucking wissed af. What use would I been? Best off I give it a miss.
>>82617173one of the better dating apps tbqh or at least it was yonks ago. so much shit online about how people do not talk on these things, but the prompts are a natural icebreaker.all the best Helper me lad
>>82617188You should text that you're feeling sick though not just ghost them
>>82616940shame its not still
>>82616962For me? bubble bobble
>>82617188Keep up the good work lad, no need to do them sports, do your exercising. Better just to sit around, maybe go back into monk mode for a bit?
Where pee girl
quite liked this. one of those flicks where i think i see what they were TRYING to do. needed Terry Gilliam or Tim Burton or someone tbqh.
>>82617276looks like hhl in a wig
Steve being a boring faggotGarn chippy then calling it a day x
>>82617253Reckon pee girl does anal?
where is crosslid
I'll just keep pretending that everything is alright.
>>82617312Hopefully 6 feet under, if all is right with the world
>>82617325I would prefer browns over whiny NEET incels on bennies who spend every waking moment posting here.
>>82617316Free house Free money Do as you like What worries do you have
>>82617283'RuPaul' on there is THAT RuPaul. that main lassie is the husky one from American Pie.had that lesbian in it. one of those actresses you just can't place, but remember as 'that lesbian' from something.
>>82617316The curse will not be lifted.You will wither, you will wane, you will fade away and be forgotten.https://youtu.be/tyVGMuCJJUwKubala Kubala my lad.Big fire is coming.
>>82617309Anal grape
i could have fixed her. old-school lesbian, too. not one of THOSE 'new' ones.
>>82617352Anal grape ape
>>82617357how many other lesbians have you fixed in your life
>>82616632So if I'm not working what then? Also how is this supposed to stop people who are working illegally from working? You know... since they're already working illegally and so on they're not exactly bothered by the law to begin with.
Might go down shop and buy more wooze x
America is disintegrating before our eyes. Mad. Buckle up lads, the world is about to get a whole lot different.
>>82617381i have slept with one lesbian in my life, and after me, she was 'certain' she was a lesbian.
>>82617470kek same. I just found out the lesbian in question has just signed a massive advance for a book deal and is on course to becoming rather famous
Me? Want a petite gymnast GF with a big arse and a tight pussy.
Andy Burnham going to try and coup Starmer lol
>>82617470When was the last time you scraped all your dick cheese off with a trowel?That might be why.
>>82617464Care to elaborate? We already know they're all nuts. A civil war is inevitable at this point.
was thinking of going to watch one battle after another but after seeing the trailer it looks WOKE
We request Greenland or Alaska xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpdnE15v4Gets
>>82617546I request you jump off a cliff but we don't all get what we want.
Fixed xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnE15v4Gets
TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWNShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_RKu-ESCY
It's fucking over xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQUtHAkVuR8
Shut the fuck up you useless spacker.
>>82617333>On Monday, Farage announced his plan to "reverse the Boris wave" ensuring the over four million third-world immigrants imported since Boris Johnson liberalised immigration laws after Brexit return home. 95% of these migrants will never be net-tax contributors across their lifetime - costing taxpayers 465,000 each by age 81.Keep coping Abdool
stayed friends with my lesbian, was actually just nice. very hung-up on her BPD ex-gf. never met the woman, but she sounded like a nightmare.ended up talking less and less, suddenly it's a year later, in a club. asked this lass, 'do i know you?''...yeah, we've had sex.'we have a laugh, 'nice to see you again!', all that. and then off she goes hand-in-hand with Ms. BPD.never saw her again after that. i really, really hope things worked out.
>>82617635>95% of these migrants will never be net-tax contributors across their lifetime - costing taxpayers 465,000 each by age 81.Just like all the bennies tards who actively drain our economy on a daily basis, but sure.Whiter than you btw
Garn shop for more wooze me.I don't quit when times get hard x
>>82617670Okay abdool very cool x
>>82617693watching you sean
i introduced two of my teenage mates to each other, KNOWING they'd click. just one of those daft things: different circles of friends, no real REASON for everyone to hang out, then one day, 'hey A, this is B.'cunts didn't invite me to their wedding 10 years later. i doubt they even remember.
>>82617726Feel free to put your trip back on, spacker.
LET'S FUCKING GOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSpwk9Y1E5U
>>82617740Do you think you deserved the free meal and drinks? I don't, you really only invite people that you want at your wedding to your wedding.
>>82617755Your dad is a paedo x
>>82617775he told you put the trip back on Tom
Garn shop for more wooze nowsNobody gives a shit about the likes of me.Might as well x
>>82617770aye to be fair everyone had moved on, moved to different cities and that. just found out through a friend, "they got married last year."i dunno lad. didn't actually expect a random wedding invitation. but maybe going through the same mutuals, could have shot me a text or something.not like i'm "owed" a thank you, but it does sting a bit. wonder if they actually remember me, or if they simply met at 17, different schools, some random day out with pals.
>>82617820Nah drink water and go to bed. 2 day benders are horrendous. Or not. Your a grown man and can do what ya want. Just my 2 pence
>'The Flipside Of Dominick Hide' is an enjoyable, well written science fiction time travel TV Movie broadcast by the BBC as part of their Play For Today series. Dominick Hide travels from the future to 1980's London in search of his ancestor but finds it is a very different world to the one he grew up in in the future. >Broadcast 09 December 1980.was quite good, that.
Just bought a bottle of vodka. Couldn't even make eye contact with the lass in the shop. Kinnel lads even Steve's had enough. Might have to call it a day soons.
>weird autistic bloke shows up in London>random white lads happy to give him directions>even on the busy Portobello Road>more whites help him out>they take him to the pub>become his mate>DESPITE his unusual hathigh trust society. wouldn't get telly like this today.
WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD NO SENSEI BOUGHT A FLUTE FOR 50 PENCEHAWAY THE FUCKING LADS
The clock is ticking. At least I'm not on the drugs tonight xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQUtHAkVuR8
I don't have a smartphone, I don't have a passport, I don't have a driving licence. I certainly won't have a digital ID.
Would Ruth's dog support digital ID?
And like clockwork my plug has messaged me xSorry mate need the money for that Halloween event at Flamingo Land x
Will you need digital ID just to go to a NHS dentist and prove you are British?
I am lowkey disappointed I missed out on the pool tonight. Chose to get wissed instead but it for the best.
>>82618097My teeth are my ID I'm British though?
Graham Potter
>>82618102If you don't have bad teeth mate, you are not British.
Yeah the illegal vape shop thier uncle runs is definitely going to ask for a government id This is 100% not going to be used to erode the civil liberties of white natives
also fuggin ell the 'TRY THE WINE' man from A Clockwork Orange was just born to play sci-fi baddies.
SEAGULLS SEAGULLS
>bad teethimagine admitting you're a brainwashed American for real for real no caps (heh.)NHS dentistry might be shite, but at least it's there, a safety net of sorts. teeth aren't jewellery, they're teeth.
Willy will not go hard no matter how long I rub it just not happening tonight
>>82618133F O O D A L R I G HT ?
>>82618149shouldn't be trying to make it hard, lad. there comes a point in your life where IF it's hard, maybe you can try a wank.
>>82618147Whenever this sort of topic comes up I'm ALWAYS reminded of a post I saw on this site about ten years ago that was like>falling for jew teeth meme
>>82618077nice dogberg that
Are they too cheap to print out physical ID cards?
Helper genuinely has an alcohol problem we're all laughing. It sad.
had an ID card when I lived in Hong Kong for a while. I did enjoy not having to wait in line for passport control when flying into Hong Kong airport
What if you have to show your digital ID to a girl on a date? It becomes the norm to willingly show your digital ID in lots of situations. If you don't have one or don't produce it, you could be a red flag, distrusted (not who you say you are). They could then request permission to access certain data about you (criminal checks, dating history feedback, political standing, job history etc).
>>82618173Too bad she'd never trust me to walk a nice dog like that. Probably thinks I eat dogs.
>>82618179Plastic is bad for our net zero commitments, of course.
Probably the first adver to make me cry in years xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQUtHAkVuR8
Any fellow zoomoids ever watch Bear in the Big Blue House? A clip of it just came up on my YouTube and I watched it. I shed a tear. Oh God how the world has changed. How each year quickly turns to periods of your life. We wish we were more grateful.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XrL_F6tnT4
>>82618216It ok to buy a new smartphone when they make it obsolete in two years, though.
>>82618223I just got a brand spanking new smartphone. I had a Samsung Shitbox 5000 for nigh on 8 years. It trundled on for 8 years. Pretty impressive. Anyway, I didn't know how FUCKING EXPENSIVE phone contracts are these days. Not like TVs where prices have dropped like a V-2 over the years. Don't ask me what I'm paying. I do plan on having it for the same amount of time. Apparently there's going to be updates for at least 7 years. Fuck technology. It's all shite.
>>82616632Has there ever been a politician who acts exactly how he looks? He looks like a soulless authoritarian and acts exactly like it.
>get on train>no seats available>continually stare at a girl sitting down with no emotion whatsoever>she gets uncomfortable and moves away>I get to sit down
>>82618240I have never had a phone contract in my life. I just buy iPhone x-5 and top up a tenner by voucher. Why do you need more?
>>82618252I ride for my motherfucking niggaI die with my finger on the trigger
>>82618252I do the opposite sometimes, if I don't want someone sitting next to me I start acting weird.
I'm not alright lads x
>>82618267I got 2 words for you, love and loyalty
>>82616632Im getting the fuck out of the US. Idk where but I'm getting out of here. Probably Uruguay
are you more Blur Blokes or Gorillaz Niggaz?
>>82618222For me it was The Hoobs and The TweeniesThe future was so bright.
>>82618193that Tea app really is some spooky shit.https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tea.teanow that evil 4chan hackers-on-steroids have leaked women's data, i really hope those women can see the irony here.
Might get a few bags in tonight xxx
Baldy tyrant searched me scouser mate and wanted to take his balaclava off. Trying to get his details for "malicious communications". It not against the law to walk round masked up looking around car parks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhZZrFXlEBo
for me, it's Pulp, the Pokemon Yellow of the debate.
>>82618261You don't. You really, really don't. Phones have bad juju. Evil, evil things. I am 26 and got my first 'smart phone' when I was 14. It was a HTC Windows Phone. Piece of kaka. I do remember a world where Facebook was king and hadn't quite made the transition to phone instead of desktop. Should have stopped there. Can't believe as a society we let little freaks like Zuckerberg completely fucking change the course of history and the function of society.
>>82618280I watched that too. I used to watch The Hoobs before school. About 7am on Milkshake in the mornings. Do kids channels still do that? A specific breakfast time scheduling of TV before school? Mental how TV fell off hard and fast.
>>82618283Do it, yolo
>>82618289As much as I curse being from London, I'm so glad I don't have to hear the homosexual accent of the northern monkey
Never see an asbestos van much these days. That's a keeper.
really is sad the endless spam in brit/pol/.britfeel the far better thread.
He filming you stupid. Got a problem with being called stupid? Pig scum getting up in his face thinking he is big. Foid pig just being useless as usual.>you causing me alarm, harassment and distress...ID please. Fingerprint please. You committing a public order.Fucking hell the tyrant got "offended". Accusing him of swearing. Expects people to be carrying ID.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EcaQoVeXyI
>>82618307Hoobs was on Channel 4, not 5. I think Milkshake is still going but the others like CBBC moved to their own channel on Freeview then just disappeared. I think it's all online now.>>82618297You are 26, you remember nothing. The world was already lost by the time you were 14. The tipping point was 2008-2012. That's when smartphones and social media went mainstream.
>>82618324You'd hate this lad then.https://youtu.be/NlUQDBMZng0
>>82618221>the only time you see white England on TV, it's military recruiting, or videos about people killing themselvesWhat do they mean by this?
Any willy posters?
>>82618324Despite having it I don't like the London accent. it is rough and aggressive. At least the Gary Stevenson one is. The Michael Caine one was quite nice but even that I associate with dodgy lads.
>>82618450Lmao that's actually true. Other UK ad trends I have noticed >Half of the people are black>Asians are nonexistent >The black woman is always specifically lightskinned with curly hairWhat do they mean by this??
>>82618310Lad how was that original
Why won't them pigs answer the fucking question? Is he being detained? Why do they like to play mind games? Cunts.
Just got 4 bags me x
In bedo I am lads going to sleep and there is nothing you can do to stop me
Found me wallet getting on it now x
>it's a 'time traveller, Dominick Hide, has tracked down his great-grandfather' episode
Walk away. Why won't these pigs walk away? Fuck sake. Pisses me off they waste their time dealing with lawful auditors.
Got 4 waggingtons here but imma smash them hard. No all nighters tonight x
>>82618583You sad LARPing attention seeking mong
I know what Reuters is xFuck CNN
Forza Horizon 6 in Japan lads. Xbox is saved.
TSW6 out lads. It's shit. Don't buy it on Xbox One or PS4 platforms unless you enjoy 10fps. 60 quid down the drain.
Just did a fat line me waheyySEAGULLS SEAGULLS
>>82616632We're going to fight Afghanistan again
Finishing off these wags then crashing out. Is it the best? Nope. Do I care? Equally nope. Does it get me high ? Yes.
>>82618665Helper the drink is destoying you, Please stop. You're gonna lose evertthing.
used to watch this guy as a young teen. mental how he got mila kunis gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTOAIvLcfiY
Shall be resisting that old Yookay EyeDee shan't I? Well I shall shan't I? It's a shame that the cattlemass WILL just go along with it and yultimately I'll probably have to comply or forfeit everything. A shame that R lad David Icke was basically right about everything with regards to the old Problem Reaction Solution wasn't he? Well he was wasn't he? Bloody shame so it is. I just don't want to live in the technoslaveworld, I really don't. I suppose the LUSH thing and I do mean LUSH is that if heaven is real (I hope), then basicalleh once we are there we don't need to worry about these things do we Ziggeh? I suppose it really do be a Nih Nih Curleh Al Seeyintmorninpal sorta life. Yeah. Anyway shout-out crossy shout-out labubu. As you were x.
>>82618717I'll just keep pretending that everything is alright.I feel like everyone has moved on but me. I don't know where to start x
>HHL is too disabled to own a laptop without smashing it>HHL is allowed a glass coffee table???
>>82618741I'm going to bed mate. Are you alright?
>>82618735HOW DO WE KNOW YOU'RE THE REAL DEAL???
>>82618741you're only 33, lad. Rome wasn't built in a day x
Kinda hilarious when we decide so and so is our enemy. Then later down the line you realise. Wait. They're actually very similar and we have a lot in common and they're based. I shall not elaborate. This applies to many things.>>82618772I'm one of a kind mate. Nobody else acts like I do. It's that simple.
Just returned from Sleepbury upon Tyne there didn't i
Pedophiles want me on a database so they can send their mong golem police to arrest me for calling them pedophiles
The disgusting and pathetic thing is. There exists a type of man who shall proclaim "I don't agree with that in the workplace!" Regarding BritEyeDee. On Day One they will sign up on the website to their little gay cringe EyeDee Card. Think about that. Bloody disgrace. I miss my old friend, he would know what to do in the face of this great evil.
>>82618790>Nobody else acts like I do.this is objectively untrue. and you know it.>>82618805>Tynecor there are three of us
>>82618844Okay this is the prideful part of me coming out now but. I'm literally one of a kind. There is nobody like me, only me. It's just true. So no, I don't know it.
>it really IS our chika
no iphone filenamesfake
>>82618888thought they were always random hex strings tbqh, from a -booru or somewhere (with a couple of exceptions like >>82618857)speaking of images, i think you'll find i JUST made you transparent, mb.png...? fuck off and take your white background with you.
UGHdon't care if you believe meI need guidance from above etc etcThis gayoid EyeDee slop is just like the old Jabbawocky int it? Well I didn't get that neither. I shall resist as long as possible. Problem Reaction Solution int it? Well done to cretins kvetching constantly about MUH BOATS. Lmfao..well done well done
The Tory government (the actual system) literally told you, commanded you, and gave you permission to seethe endlessly about this very specific "problem" muh "small boats". Whoops! Now they have their prepackaged solution :). Whoops! Well would you look at that! Fucking kek. Ah whatever. This country ceased to exist before I was born anyway. HOLA SENOR PUMBA
let's see how you handle the eraser tool, you bitch
Rishi Sunak stood in front of a podium that had the Slogans that you think "based chuds" gave you and now the next government (actually the same thing) have their little convenient solution :). Fucking KEK. Whatever.
i don't know Chika's fancy ponce-words, but i do know how to deal with a Jabbawocky. snicker-snack, that's how.
>>82618954just need digimong id to tik are cuntrY back from T'elegalllssRt9mmeh said soOHHHH GRIMBLY WIMBLYBOMBLY FOMBLY WOMBLY CRUMBLY BUMBLINGTON
Pathetic disgrace of a country. >>82618994Jabbawabba = VaxxScene. It's personal, as they say. A personal distrust of wabbalabubus.
>>82618998OHHHHHHHH TOMMEEEHHHG TOMMEEHHHHHVRIMBLY EIMBLY BIMBLY BUMGLGKGK WIBBINNNNNNNSONNNNNLmfao a good meme
I know someone who got vaxxed so he could watch the local shit tier football matches >>82619002ONLY MUSLAMIC JIHADS ARE AFRAID OF DIGITAL IDGod bless Israel!!
nappy wearing Sean getting kicked out the care home for refusing digital id.
>>82619014I know somebody who got jabbawabbad so they could go to BennydormSaid person being somebody who... Is glad I didn't get it and does not trust wabbadibbanibbasLmfao. What a joke! I think I'll just stop taking part in normal society and if needs be, become a tramp. Shan't be getting the mark of the beast shall I? The old Mark Labette. Lmfao. Fucking kek. Very subtle and very cool.
>>82619033I was homeless and camping out in the Scottish wilderness during covid and it was the best I ever felt. Looks like I'll be doing it again in the near future too, as I'm sure will many others.Plenty of farmers fields to be robbed and plenty of supermarket bins to be raided :)
It's really cool that the writers of I TeeVeeLiterally I... TVI subsumed myself to the television... ITVFucking kek anyway very funny that the writers would name one of their mascots Mark of The Beast LMFAO!!!! Anyway 4 dollars a pound anyway in vino Veritas
Okay. The jabbawabba was just the test for me wasn't it. Okay. This is the real one. I'm a real one. Is that a stag beetle holding a telescope? We are so alone.
Anyway. I see you Scottishanon. Forgot your bloody name. Only one who would talk about homelessness and Crimbly Crumbly. Oh yeah Arbroathy I membah now.
nappy wearing Sean kicked off his bennies for refusing digital id
>>82619199Stay safe lil elf(future wood elf) don't let the child rape enabling government demons get you down. The wilderness of your homeland forever awaits and is alwys open to you. Goodnight x.
Just woke uo me lids x
Fuck this.I'm not going anywhere.
i will just opt-out of digital ID (whether they let me or not)whatever digital profiling they do on me will mostly be supermarket purchases and 4chan posts anyway.that's it - get a keylogger on my machine. i quite look forward to someone reading my posts, FOR A CHANGE.
They call me a loser. Who fucking isn't.
I am pro-America without being pro-capitalisn, Cba with the Truman Show bullshit. Nobody has cared about racism since the 1980s and even if they did I'm literally a White-working class lad who looks straight out of This Is England. Sorry that does not "fit" your cringe Lib Dem-esque narrative. That's why I acually respect proper left-wingers more than right-wing cucks.I'm almost proud, Zoomers are even more radical than me. Riddled with autism and ADHD though.Can't say nowrt I'm literally a 30+ virgin loser with extreme political beliefs and a drug addiction.
I pay ASMR girls for virgin humiliation content xhttps://files.catbox.moe/8840ss.mp4
>>82619514Fucking hell she actually did it lmao nice one. I would pay a lot of money for a video like this from Scottish Murmurs. Fucking Scottish slag.
>>82619540> Scottish MurmursWe can only dream de lid x
Ngl this was me at the Villa game. God I was a fucking mess. I'm deeply sad de lids. I don't want this life anymore. Football is nice, watching Sunderland do well is nice but I feel like an observer looking in from the outside. Maybe I need therapy again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQUtHAkVuR8
>>82616655Do you think Nigel Farage give the best dick sucking service to Putin. Like when he deliver UK out of the EU so it has no more say on migration crossing the continent to end up at our channel. And then Putin at the same time funds the dictator Al-Assad to destroy the west and send refugee to the borders, have us Europeans infight while Putin starts steam rolling into ukraine, send drones to Poland and test NATO security by flying planes over Estonia. Like if someone gave me all that while filling my cock with their perky lips, i might just nut instantly.
Same ol mistakesOh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
>>82616632I BLAME ALL OF YOU motherfukcers. The ID law thing was enacted years ago but you lazy tossers didnt give a fuck untill it was finally at your door. Multiple step, months of process and not ONE of you guys organised a protest againts this. But Palestine, Tommy Robinson, LGBTQ, Migrant Hotel, you guys flee when the fuckin Media tells you like pavlov dog. This is democracy, go to you local council, set up protest at your council, organise you dumbcunt. If this country becomes big brother it's not because of "authoritative" government is because your lazy tossers who dont use ur ability to vote. Like NO one wanted brexit, we had prime minister leaving every few years because the government didnt know what to do, but you voted for it and now your the same lazy cunts who are gonna pretend your voice for protest does nothing to stop this, bollocks, kill yourself.
>>82619608Helperlid mate... we've had run ins and clashing over the years but I'm always here if you need a cheeky chat. Rememver what SSM says, there;s always someone worse off in life x
This was literally me during the SAFC vs Villa game last weekend.Last time ever post this just need to get it off my chest xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQUtHAkVuR8
Been averaging 8 hours a day chatting to AI bots for the last month. Jesus Christ. I'm in a hole.
Might as well finish off this wooze and wags. I have no idea what imma say tomorrow. I'll have to pretend I was ill (AGAIN. god dammit.
>>82619844You need to get help quitting the booze and drugs, lid. Would hate to see you in an early grave. Gotta stick to the wuppas.
*does another line*Oh aye x
>>82619854I'm ringing up Wear Recovery tomorrow. I'm going back into rehab, This has gone too far mate.
Crazy things happening in America right now.Jimmy Kimmel got cancelled and he's mainstreamMadness x
I know what Reuters is man xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
Hoovers up another line xFucking wired me bruh
I might have missed out on pool due to my own stupid behavior but I will make wooty training. I promise that,
>>82620080>>82620093>>82620196>>82620217HHL it's okay to not be okay mate. My mental health is dogshit lately too. We're both in them trenches.
Every time I see this image, I can't help but kek. It's the thought of him being frantically ridden by this corpulent creature, fracturing his hips, in her wanton pursuit of his cum.
>>82620232Cheers mate no I really do appreciate the concern. I'm going back into recovery tomorrow.\\
>>82620249Jesus christ man. That's my aunty.
>>82620283people say some rancid things on this website.(just something i've noticed.)
>>82620283Why're you groping her under that cushion then?
>>82620399it just a cushion. he simply put it where he wanted.
I'm alright lads. Just high af. Garn beddingtons as soon I finish this gear/wooze. At least I stood for something.
I might be a virgin loser but at least I'm honest x
>gentleman, please! i shall determine the properties of these two pills using LE SCIENCE.fucking woke BBC. in the book, he killed a dog.
>4am Fucking hell
glasgow and back lorrying tonight, stopped at lancaster services on the way back and it was very liminal and strange, services in the middle of the night always are but lancaster has a strange atmosphere desu
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/sep/25/actor-noel-clarke-arrested-at-family-home-in-londonwonder what he's done.starting to think all the sex stuff is why Christopher Eccleston left Doctor Who. his three male co-stars were all sex pests.
>big gay bloke runs Doctor Who>was shagging underage fans the whole time>all kept hush-hush by the BBChmm. HMM.
Spaffed just now me Phwoar
Still doing lines me. What is life x
BREAKING NEWS: sex license to be tied to digital ID. No digital ID --> no sex license --> no sex
>licence requires a countersignature from a past or present sexual partner
God this gear is good. Dealer stepping up just wished it happened on my terms.
>go on night walk>wear ghostface mask>chase lone women
>on my night walk>see yet another ghostfaced woman-chaser>ask him if he wants to talk, about anything
Last baggingtons always feels strange. It's like the end of an era.
>police arrest me for wearing a funny mask and seize it >bail conditions not to go out between 7pm and 7am>go out after 7am wearing my other ghostface mask>police arrest me again >bail conditions updated to not wear any mask that may cause alarm, harassment and distress Maybe I should order a burka next time for my night walks.
me? waiting for the postie, aren't i.
>>82621572We could be a team and see who evades police longest.
no bags though. just a parcel. maybe it is bags. just a mystery gift from my scouser mates.
cor one month until Halloween.going to give a single penny to any kids who say 'trick or treat', and loads of sweets to kids who say 'penny for Halloween'
Well, it could always be worse I suppose x
although, Halloween itself is silly American shite. only blue-hair 'witches' care about Samhain.
I'M SO SICKINFECTED WITH WHERE I LIVELET ME LIVE WITHOUT THISEMPTY BLISSSELFISHNESSI'M SO SICKI'M SO SICK
7am grunge-inspired semi-Christian rock?the trvest emo of them all.
>>82616811>Deport everyone who doesn't present an ID cardto where?
>come home from work helper is spamming>go to the pub, helper is spamming>go to sleep, helper is spamming>wake up, helper is spamming Letting the days go by, water flowing underground. Same as it ever was.
>>82621690that sounds fvlse as hell to me mate
>>82622012And you want Him, and you need HimBut you act like He's not thereYeah, you know that you're hollowAnd something's missing hereSo you push and you pull the hole in your soulBut you can't make the hunger disappear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIADZKU9dwmaybe it Christianbut it real
I do talk some (meaningful) nonsense while drunk do I not. Need to desperately sort myself out and prevent being ill all day now, oh well.
145 parcels today ;-; I wouldn't mind but they just don't fit in the car which makes it a really long day having to go round twice
>>82622035honestly looks like lyrics about some girl missing her crush lelthe only christian emo i accept is Mineral (although apparently they just use themes but themselves arent christcucks)
Paramore? fake bullshithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaLS7ftf1DAshe does not have a soul. these poor lads. hope her parents' money was worth it.
>>82622110she was hot af though, I'd convert if it got me a chance at that cooch
https://youtu.be/kNz4E66JEmcDole dossin 4 life
>>82622132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AUWonder if they post here, they're about the right level of schizo.
>>82622127>we are heckin wholesome we don't party or do drugs...although Josh drinks a lot of sodas!! tee-heeLITERALLY SOULLESSSTOP THINKING WITH YOUR DICKYOU ARE WHY WE HAVE K-POP
we on some Friday morning dolecore?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVlJAV8BrZw
>>82622166>YOU ARE WHY WE HAVE K-POPnah I have better taste in women, they're plebsif we were overrun with emo/scenegirl pop i would not be complainingmight get some paramore on vinyl, just to be certain
postington upon step in approx 2.5 hours
corr I could live the DVDlad life and actually order something from HMV
the larpers are gone we can be real people again twin
>2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)>runtime 2h 29mcould watch this kino. but i don't want the time to feel LONGER am i right
>>82622289no pretence from me i am living my truth
OOC? i'm a structural engineer. keep myself in shape. second sprog on the way.
Want to nap but cant fall asleep
>>82622289sadly the only things I post about here arent LARPs
may nap until post.
i will sleep
Feel ill af me. Never drinking/touching drugs again. Cba anymore.
british police are pathetic https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1nqersp/maybe_maybe_maybe/
>>82622421Getting the weirdest sense of deja vu here. Who would have thought sitting up all night drinking vodka and doing shitty Albanian coke would make you feel bad? You're like a child, or a woman.
'kin ell lad surprised the carers dont put you down.
>>82622421>Feel ill af meFat line and a shot of vodka and youll feel right as rain
>>82622465Yeah, I'm an idiot. In beddingtons now on that recovery grind.
>>82622465Would be less pathetic if he didnt say he was never gonna do drink/drugs again about 50 times now.He will literally be drinking tonight.
hearing some sad news that a zafira full of apus had a fatal accident on the way to beddington on the naze last night
New FIFA arrives in the post today and I can't even be bothered to play it.
Fucking hell. I must have had some dried cum on my bellend but I've just done a 2 pronged piss. It went everywhere, spent more time cleaning up than I did pissing. this isn't the first time it's happened.
>>82622527Kind of sums up your life pretty well, eh? Excited over the most normie of normie pursuits and yet can't even engage with it because you're such a dosser mong.
Oh for FUCK SAKE! Imagefap is now requesting ID. Holy fuck I hate the government so fucking much, jesus christ.
>new fifa arrives in the postlmao what a normie
>>82622619I'll be honest with you lad, this became such a frequent event for me that I sit down at home now. Don't mind pissing all over the place in public but I'd rather feel like a lady for a minute than wipe up my own piss YET AGAIN. I think my foreskin might be a bit too small or something because it's just too unpredictable down there. If I've had a spaff in the previous 12 hours and not showered it's basically guaranteed that there'll be some friendly fire.
>>82622635Probably only a matter of weeks before we lose 4chan, will probably need to go full time vpn and just be irish at that point.
>>82622635just VPN it lad
>>82622421What does your family think about all this?
>>82622703They aren't happy put it that way. Defo went too far yesterday.
Crazy headache, just want to die
took me a while but i lost bit over 4 stone almost back to my normal weight, all without going outside
>>82622635free proxyhttps://proxykuy.com/
Andy Burnham obviously going to try and take over leadership of Labour soon, probably try and oust Starmer with the help of disgruntled cabinet members. His amazing plan to 'turn the country around'? Re-nationalise all essential services to 'bring costs down'.You hear that comrade? The problems with socialism can be solved by doing yet more socialism!It's all so tiresome...
just had those la ratte roast potatoes 4 times the cost of mari pipers and 4 times as nice get in
>>82622846why do you want foreign billionaires to own Brittan ?
>>82622847there's some roasties my tesco just stopped doing the cunts, Nana Tate, and they had roasties that came in a little tray you just shoved in the oven. they are proper fucking delicious, but the cunts took them away
Just finding out today that we live in a socialist country. I thought we were a hyper capitalist society where every policy is decided by banks and business and even the party that's supposed to be left wing is openly aggressively on the right. It's amazing what angry shut ins online can teach you.
>>82622907Don't you know being a smelly incel NEET makes you a political expert? Just ask Helperlad.
American woman at work made a joke about how the stock image used on an internal message was of an American passport rather than a British one. I responded with 'it's aspirational, europeans are just temporarily embarrassed americans'. Now she's going off desperately trying to impress upon everyone that americans are actually really nice and friendly and we just want everyone to get along and please don't believe everything you see in the media. Mate, I was making a bit of playful banter. I swear libs are just deranged.
>>82622907Wait until they hear about Scandanavia.Nah it's just cos people on both sides will always simplify rhetoric. The nation is left in some ways, right in others. We have welfare and I hate how left-biased most of our media is, but these righties don't seem to realise that the corporatism of this place is pretty right (and they might even argue not right enough as they'll want a proper deregulated free market).The whole left/right bullshit is poisoning every discourse as nothing is that simple, like the fucking republican voting yet pro-trans kirk shooter.
Watching some anal JAV.
>>82622927Shippy won't approve of this
>>82622926>pro femboy>pro badass executions on Israel shills Best of both worlds really.
>>82622939I'll only approve of it if his roommate was a solid femboy or tranny, and not the ogres they usually end up.
I mean, left and right are somewhat losing their meaning, but I find it hard to take anyone seriously when they claim we're some kind of far right country either economically or socially.
>>82622846If you think this country is remotely socialist, you are a fucking idiot. Fuck Labour btw
>>82623005No you dont get it, welfare state means total socialism!!!!
>>82622846Bills will be cheaper under nationalisation. No more train and bus drivers striking every 5 seconds. We are paying the highest rate of energy bills in europe. Why are you dick riding the billionaire class? odd.
>>82623011All so tiresome. Don't people realise all of our issues is an absolute direct feature - not bug - of capitalism. Immigrants? You betcha
Fucking hilarious that Starmer's big plan to put a spanner in the wheels of Reform is to introduce this digital ID 'because it deters illegal immigration'. Yep, that's really what every right winger dead set against government interference is going to think. What a fucking retard we have leading this country jfc.
>>82623015>bills down>income tax quadruplesnah thx boss
>>82622295>"My God... It's full of mice!"
Still ill in beddingtons me. Drinking water and restmaxxing. Hangxiety kicking in now big time as well.
>>82623059Time for a pregabalin my laddie
>>82623059That's a side effect of the wokey you had last night lid.
>>82623029>right winger>dead set against government interferenceAnon, I...
>>82623072You.. what? You're retarded? We know.
>>82623059you need the hair of the dog
>>82623117Fuck that noise.i just poured the last of the vodka down the drain. Cba with demon drink anymore just want a womfy sober life.
>>82623124You will be drinking tonight. You know it. We all know it. Why fucking lie CONSTANTLYYou have said the same shit a million times you useless twat
>>82623124why did you go on a midweek bender, lid
>>82623124On the brasseries tonight big lad?
Announcing Digital ID as a way to combat illegal immigration shows that the government is openly giving up/refusing to do anything serious about illegal immigration. The pull factors for illegal immigration are our human rights laws and existing diasporas. Once here, you are unlikely to be deported. We don't enforce the litany of laws in place against illegal working/renting as it is. We don't detain illegal immigrants before deporting them, we put them up in hotels. It would be simply enough to stop: enforce existing laws, and detain all illegal immigrants as well as visa overstayers who claim "asylum", before deporting them to their country of origin, and intercept boats in the channel. That's how to you stop illegal immigration.Absent these changes, digital ID means an invasive regulatory intervention on the law abiding British population. Soon you will need to show the right QR code to buy things, borrow things, and to justify your existence in your own homeland. The British state always picks on easy targets. You can guarantee this will not be used to stop illegal immigration, beyond one or two performative instances presented to the media for window dressing and consent manufacturing. Instead it will be used to make your life just a little bit worse, and put the Home Office in your pocket wherever you go.
>>82623124A Sunderland lad living on benefits 15 years wont achieve a sober life without some form of employment, paid or unpaid. Without purpose, you have no reason to change yourself.
>>82623173>Announcing Digital ID as a way to combat illegal immigration shows that the government is openly giving up/refusing to do anything serious about illegal immigration. The pull factors for illegal immigration are our human rights laws and existing diasporas. Once here, you are unlikely to be deported. We don't enforce the litany of laws in place against illegal working/renting as it is. We don't detain illegal immigrants before deporting them, we put them up in hotels.>It would be simply enough to stop: enforce existing laws, and detain all illegal immigrants as well as visa overstayers who claim "asylum", before deporting them to their country of origin, and intercept boats in the channel. That's how to you stop illegal immigration.>Absent these changes, digital ID means an invasive regulatory intervention on the law abiding British population. Soon you will need to show the right QR code to buy things, borrow things, and to justify your existence in your own homeland. The British state always picks on easy targets. You can guarantee this will not be used to stop illegal immigration, beyond one or two performative instances presented to the media for window dressing and consent manufacturing. Instead it will be used to make your life just a little bit worse, and put the Home Office in your pocket wherever you go.fascinating
For me, it's peeking at the foxes that live in next doors garden with binoculars. Thoroughly wholesome activity when working from home.
*informs the apus that former lib dem leader sir menzies campbell has died*
>It's LiveA new digital ID scheme will help combat illegal working while making it easier for the vast majority of people to use vital government services. Digital ID will be mandatory for Right to Work checks by the end of the Parliament.https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-digital-id-scheme-to-be-rolled-out-across-uk
>>82623225So it's coming in by 2029. That's ages away.
>>82623207Nice fox there lad.They seem like they'd make nice pets if they weren't so loud or sometimes a bit of a pest.
>>82623231They probably wont even be in government by then.
>implemented in 2029HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAThe retards in charge of us are so fucking retarded they can't even implement their gay useless tyranny policy before they get immediately cycled out and replaced by people who will scrap the scheme.You really do have to laugh to stop yourself from crying. It's so absurd how useless our government is.
>>82623235There were two curled up earlier, think we'll probably be overrun with little foxbergs next spring. They are cute and fun but they piss off dogberg something wild, had them shit on one of his bones left on the lawn and in his water bowl before, and they've stolen his toy (ironically fox shaped) and buried it in the vegetable planter. Little bloody rascals.
Let's have a look at what the Nightwatchman State (TM) does:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Registration_Identity_Card
Not even midday and my farts smell like death and are coming on quick and strong, finkin I should change my diet maybe
>>82623124Aren't you tired? Why don't you sleep?
>>82623246>>82623231There's no date yet btw. But it will take few years for sure.
Don't know what I want for lunch, had mushrooms and kale on toast with cheese for breakfast, which was a last minute invention since I had no beans in the cupboard. Having some sort of Japanese noodles and salmon for dinner later so I need something that perfectly bridges the gap between these two culinary masterpieces. Possibly baked potato but again, no beans is an issue. If I have chickpeas I can do something creative but I don't think I do. We are in dire straits here my friends.
I'm not even against digital IDs as such, I think they can be good if used well. But come the fuck on, the government fucking hates us. It's not gonna be used as a way to keep illegals from working (we already have things that do that in theory), it's instead going to be used to fast-track them to ILR and proper jobs (see mate we gave them IDs, it's no longer illegal work!) and then arbitrarily erode the natural freedoms that citizens are supposed to enjoy (OI MATE YOU GOT YOUR LOICENCE TO GO TO THE SHOPS?! NAH THAT BLOKE DON'T NEED IT HE'S A REFUGEE IT'S AGAINST HIS YOOMAN ROIGHTS, BUT YOU'RE A CITIZEN YOU'VE GOT NO EXCUSE!). Quite sad really more than anything.
I definitely think I'm addicted to porn de lids.
>>82623329Agreed lad. The government will be keen to get the illegals on their book to tax them. They never work for our interests
>>82623313Can of deenz and a sliced tomato with salt and coarse pepper.
Me? Got fightback4justice lawyers and MS society on my side now. Going for my UC o(rri)ffice. They've even said to contact muh local MP over how I've been treated. Mental.Fed up of UCwankers, desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AqbLGHqsTg
Been putting this supply run off for a bit too long thereThe blame for this, of course, lies squarely with the colder weather i have not gotten used to as of yetShall harden meself up at once now
>>82623381Jump in the shower, then get out and run downstairs while still wet, and open your freezer and stand in front of it.
>>82623381Just wear a coat mate it's not hard.Or have a wank before you go out so you go out warm.
>>82623346The government, in their infinite beneficence, has worked to deprive you of the source of your addiction, lad.
>This week, China's Cyberspace Administration launched a two-month campaign to curb social media posts that "excessively exaggerate negative and pessimistic sentiments". The goal, according to authorities, is to "rectify negative emotions" and "create a more civilised and rational online environment".>In the crosshairs are narratives like "studying is useless" and "hard work is useless", as well as stories that promote "world-weariness".Remind you lads of anyone?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39r7p47wzgo
I remember school being full of guff nonsense when I was a wee lad, but goddamn you don't realise just the sheer volume of shite they send you until you put our kid in school. We literally get like five or six emails every single day about just the most inane bollocks. Just shut up, you're a glorified childminder holy shit.
Censoring online speech won't get me a gf
>>82623473Ironically it'd probably make you appear more attractive to girls if they can't see the kind of inane shit you likely post all the time.
Me? I'm having a home made double sausage cheese and fried egg muffin.
>>82623489Motherfucker, now I want something similar but have no ingredients and I don't know how to cook.
>>82623489Oh yeah? Prove it, nonce
>>82623489I love making these. What sosij have you gone with? I think lincolnshire sosij is the closest in flavour. It's ~98% the same, but 200% better than a mcslopalds.
of course I come down with a cold the day before my week long holiday
>>82623495Just fry that shit and add a slice of cheese lod. >>82623526Proof you want proof do you, you toucher of children. >>82623544God some pork patties from Heron foods I did, oh aye. Just like the McDs.
>>82623545Just go to work tomorrow and be adamant that you'd cancelled the holiday. Refuse to leave, saying you'll not waste your holidays like this, because of some error somewhere. Demand to see HR, tell them your feelings are hurt, and stamp your foot. They can't treat you like this.Also, I've just realised it's saturday tomorrow. Maybe go to your manager now and confirm the holiday was cancelled. That's a joke, to hopefully lighten your mood. Obviously that sucks, but atleast you won't have to work while ill.
*informs the metalfag apus that there's a new MPE album out today*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LABclKN4-Gk
>>82623553This looks absolutely grim my dude
>>82623553what the fuck did you do to that poor egg
>>82623572>>82623575Why do you envy my chef skills?
>>82623553Ah nice, hope you enjoy it. If you ever want to try your own, the method I use is, get lincolnshire sausages, use a knife and slice down the side of the sausage to open the casing, peel and extract the meat, use 2 or 3, then squash the meat together in your hands, split in 2, form a ball of meat, put that on the palm of your hand and use the other hand to pat the meat evenly till it is flattened into a "patty shape".
>>82623579I mean it will be tasty mate that I don't doubt, but the top of the egg almost looks like some fucked up potato skin.
>>82623366No deenz, not a canned fish guy really. I do have some fresh tomatoes from the plant though so could make that happen Alright I'll go check the cupboards and report back.
Not happy today desu. Had to queue for half an hour, loads of boxes, took over an hour to do those, then back to load up another 120 odd packets, had to fuck about looking up the address for 2 of them because the moron customers can't manage to put their property number on the form. I've come back home to have something to eat, try to stop myself from crying, need to head back out soon though. Just want to go to bed
>>82623553Disappointed you haven't got an actual muffin, that's just a sausage and egg bap. Bit of a let down tbqh, for the future you can get little rings that you whack the eggs into, makes a much better mcmuffin experience.
Major blackpill is that people don't like autists at all. They don't find your autism endearing or funny and they definitely don't find it sherlock-capeshit 'cool' or whatever the fuck. They just find you annoying and if given the choice they would choose to interact with anyone else.
Might have to pop to lidl for my own mcmuffin ingredients now. My stomach do be rumbling like crazy.
wouldnt mind munching on ruths mcmuffin
>>82623653That would be like giving second hand oral to Babatunde though
You know that lass Natasha from Bargain Hunt? Ended up sitting next to her in a train from Edinburgh. Properly creeped her out like the little whore she is. Sat really close to her and when I put my hand on her thigh, she yelped and stood up. Got off at the next stop, had to buy another ticket. Worth it.
>>82623661nah, id give it a once over with a lemon scented wet wipe first, she'd understand
Thoroughly wiping Ruth's tuppence with a couple of detol surface cleansers before doing sex on her
>>82623634so true, why waste time on an autist while they can just instantly click with a normie
Both US and China are going to be censoring blackpill content online.Ironic, no?
>mums deadbeat boyfriend won 2 grand on the horses>but she only has 20 quid and couldn't afford shopping for the weekenddid the horrible cunt spend it already or what
Literally never understood the draw of gambling. Seems like one of the most nakedly disastrous things you can do. Okay sure if you do a silly little thing where you bet two pounds coins on the grand national with your family that's just a fun game, not exactly gambling. But goddamn there are people out there who will literally get their pay packet of how ever many hundreds of pounds and put it ALL on a fucking horse race or a football game or whatever the fuck because they 'have a hunch' and then just watch it all gone in an instant. That's mental illness.
Censoring Ruthmong
Bit of a wildcard meal I must admit but can't go wrong with a jacket potato and can't go wrong with a sausage roll. Why not combine them? Dogberg approval too.
>>82623739Only went and forgot me pic didn't I?
>>82623695sorry to hear shes still putting up with all that bollocks lad
Back on the cookie clicker grind me oh aye
>All men face this abyss once a year or more. Loneliness is the tax we pay to nature for being conscious enough to know our own mortality. Robert Anton Wilson is probably the most underappreciated author, absolutely cutting insight.
>>82623276Might have bowel cancer lid. Hope not.
>>82623745he dumped her for a day because "him and you don't get on" and then apologised afterwards so he's an emotionally manipulative cunt too. The only finger he's ever lifted in his life is to the ringpull on a can of lager.He tried to go sober because I saw 0% alcohol cans around but that literally lasted one weekend. She spends a fortune buying fresh fruit because he bought some chinesium juicer on amazon. ginger shots. all this healthy stuff for him to still just sit on his arse and pound lagers. Not to mention she sleeps on the settee like 4 days a week too because the dog they impulsively got after he had a stroke scare "doesn't settle." So she has to get awful uncomfortable sleep while he gets her bed. Just for the sake of the dog they didn't bother to train properly. They're not neutering him either because they're going to stud him out apparently. So FUCKING stupid.
>>82623764What are his best books, lad?
>>82623690That's why some channels are still up while others got nuked like Egghead and Thinking Ape
>>82623788Jesus yeah that does sound like your average tragedy of the commons. Shame you have to deal with that lad, your mum sounds pretty thick to be with a waster like that. My mum was a whore when I was a teenager, having affairs all over the place. I moved out and don't really see her any more, any chance you get out of this situation? Any prospects?
>>82623801I honestly thought she was smarter but no. She falls in love with any guy who gives her a crumb of attention. She only started dating out of what I think is jealousy after I met my gf 2 years ago. Then it was just a non stop cycle of guys from facebook dating she'd fall in love with for 2 weeks before getting bored and moving onto the next one.One of them she said she was gonna run off and marry after 2 weeks. Never even saw that one. She was crying on the phone to him christmas day saying she wishes she was there with him. He never even came over. Almost like he was using her for one thing but she was too thick to realise. Oh well. I got a job thankfully in July and me and my gf are gonna see a mortgate advisor in the new year see what they say. Gonna try to be good with my pay cheque.
>>82623793Best place to start is the Illuminatus trilogy, he's got a fixation on Illuminati mason conspiracy stuff and those books go in with the premise that every conspiracy you've heard is true, even the contradictory ones. Schrodinger's cat trilogy is good too, sort of multiverse stuff but bit of a drag. I'm currently reading the first historic Illuminati book which I was putting off because it seemed kind of boring, but the characters and writing is top notch. Lad was a legend, give his Wikipedia page a read and it'll give you an idea.
>>82623824Hope it works out for you lad, hard to watch someone you love fuck up their life like that. Menopause or peri menopause definitely breaks some women's brains, just go absolutely bonkers. Hope you trust the gf too, I was with mine for 5 years before I trusted her enough to get on a mortgage and then married after. They aren't all mental, but you do need to be careful.
>>82623837trust her completely. slightly autistic with no trace of BPD. Her dad has a 10 grand deposit for her that she's been adding to so I think we'll be pretty good with whatever I can save too.
>>82623329>I think they can be good if used well. there is never any reason or excuse for this. >the government fucking hates usthe only thing you're right about>it's instead going to be used to fast-track them to ILR and proper jobs fucking delusional
>>82623329they've been trying ID cards for over 20 years and it's never worked. They couldn't even do the gooning law properly. What makes you think kid starver can get it to work this time?
>>82623852It's not a silly idea lad. Makes sense to push migrants into employment and get tax off the brownoids
>>82623860no internet porn thing has worked well for me, its made me feel very international, last night i was on pornhub with a danish IP, tonight i think ill head over to xvideos with a romanian IP, the world is my oyster
>>82623883kek same lad i do enjoy seeing what part of the world i appear to be in now
It's not even about tax revenues since we know that masses of these people just go on bennies anyway and the government just prints as much money as it wants regardless of tax revenue. It's more accurate to say it's about redistribution of resources away from white people and into the hands of the 'protected classes'. The people who rule us are religious fundamentalists and their religion is third worldism.
Fed up of far left tankies. They all need their fucken throats slit.t. lad with neurological issues who has faced racism in the past.
>>82623890>It's not even about tax revenues>The people who rule us are religious fundamentalists and their religion is third worldism.This. Mass immigration has been disastrous for the economy, but the economy isn't the point, it's making sure that the Britain fulfills its role as the world's food bank, hospital and HMO. It's their human rights after all.
Thank fuck for this space heater i've had lying around stillLiteral lifesaver just now
>>82623924wear warmer clothes/more layers, lad, it's free
>>82623924My brother has one it heats up the room in no time. It's surprising how much heat it can pump out. How on earth is seasideMARK spending 18 pound a night with his heaters on? I don't believe him.
>>82623924My PC pumps out heat enough to keep me warm with just a hoody right now
how the fuck does anyone have heaters on its not even cold wtf lads?
>>82623990They're africans, lad. Africans wear puffer jackets with the central heating on in August ffs.
mums fat cunt friend came over and used half a loaf of bread making sandwiches for her bf and herself. Fuming lads.
>>82623990My mum has the heating in already. I'm sat here in my bedroom with the fan on.
>>82624019Tell the fat bitch to get another loaf. You don't walk into someone's house and eat all the bread. Fuckin ell.
Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk
Just went into town, one of the cafes has closed down. Looked on facebook and the owner made a post about shutting down. She simply couldn't make it profitable and had been running at a loss for the past two years. Unless people were willing to buy coffees at 7 quid a pop it just wasn't economically viable due to energy, ground rent and consumables. Very sad.
>>82624122my town is just hemorrhaging shops at the minute. Fuckin depressing.
>>82624090Who the fuck is that? x
Super fucking horny but don't want to take the train to little spaffington since wifeberg has finished her period and might fancy a shag this evening and I don't want to miss my opportunity by being jizzed out and indifferent. It truly is a conundrum.
>>82624134NTA but, Charles Kirkland, the defence secretary who was shot in the neck and died, during a boxing match where Tyler the executioner won. Happened on 10th of September.OrOn the 10th of September Charlie kirk was executed in Dallas by being shot in the neck by somebody called Tyler Robinson.It's 1 of them.
>>82624144I know your pain lad, I'm a married man myself and this exact conundrum occupies a good 50% of my daily thoughts. You just never know if she'll be down for a shag or a blowie later on, but you don't want to spaff earlier in the day if she is. The agony of adult life innit?
>>82624134Sorry I forgot to link the plot to a film called snake eyes. That is where the character Charles Kirkland is from.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_Eyes_(1998_film)
The masculine urge to watch The Last Samurai again
>>82624160Oh never heard of him. Being British why would I be invested in American politics. How bizarre to care.
I dont know which fatty is eating ALL the fucking croissants in the local tesco every single time i fancy one but it pisses me off no end Looks like im sticking to coffee and cigarettes for my nutrition sources today,
>>82624195We have the left and right over here, and have these extremist nutjob trantifa tankie types (tankie being somebody supports an authoritarian socialist government. Our government are socialists).It's bizarre that you don't care.
Like it or not america is the capital of the empire we exist in. What happens over there affects us over here.
>>82624019ikr>family comes over>two loaves of bread just evaporateWhat are they even doing with that? Are they eating six pieces a day?
>>82624340she used four slices for each of them. she has to be about 20 stone easily.
Poundlass finally left pissy poo poo land. Absolutely vile place.
Mad to me how families of like 5 or 6 afford to feed themselves. I live alone and to eat even remotely nice food isn't exactly cheap. Are they really just bulk buying the shittiest food that's out there? Can't imagine how else you'd do it unless you're on 100k+, but the trend is generally larger families are poorer, not wealthier.
>>82624400Some people really just think bread is free food.You probably shouldn't be eating more than two slices a day.
>>82624443>anon doesn't beg for scraps at his local FoodBankdo you even "please sir may i have some more"
Mum getting mcdonalds today. Well chuffed to finally redeem my three double cheeseburgers.
>>82624443Poor people have a tendency to overspend, if anything. They'll be boozing and smoking fags like mad things as well.
So what is it all just paid for by them claiming various different kinds of bennies?
>>82624475Yeah. You really think that Keith and Trisha, BMI 33 an 31, respectively, are paying their own way for little Tristan, Kimberley, Jayden and Kaylee?
Luv naggers me i do X
>>82624515White people barely have kids. If they do and have more than 2 it's statistically remarkable. Cringe propaganda straight from 2005 you've posted here.
>>82624457she has 4 kids too and her youngest is absolutely fucking thick as mince. Mum told him to go blow his nose. Know what he did instead?Wipe it on the wall underneath the toilet roll holder then try to blame me for it.
20yo qt lass is tired out from working 4 hours a day. Why is working so hard for them?https://youtu.be/upEjYOpSLFA
>>82624585True, perhaps I should've said>Yeah. You really think that Mohammed and Fatima, BMI 33 an 31, respectively, are paying their own way for little Mohammed, Mohammed, Fatima and Mohammed?
Had to set up a nu sessh just now didn't iReally ought to pop that nu RAM in soon
Going to check out today's rape stories from British men like Muhammad on the uk news subreddits.
>>82624600she should get neetbux>>82624602why are you anti-neetbux
He's literally me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTe2huvZy6o
>>82624615Weird perversion, but, have fun, try not to grip it too hard.
>>82624443>I live alone and to eat even remotely nice food isn't exactly cheapIt's not that bad for me by my lonesome. Depends on your idea of "remotely nice" I guess. I get the odd bit of expensive takeaway and don't buy only Tesco's cheapest etc. I only had to really bulk cheap buy back in Uni around 2013 etc
Me? Made karaage the other day and it was fucking lush
>>82624615>Yorkshire man>Birmingham man>Glasgow man
>>82624628She should get on onlyfans and do some light softcore stuff. Surely it will pay more and be easier. She's cute af.
>Hamza Mohammed al-Fadiki, 56, a Deliveroo driver from Bournemouth...
>>82624665>originally fled Afghanistan and claimed asylum for being homosexual
Would you pay for a girls onlyfans if she had no tattoos and looked cute?
>>82624696>Known to have returned several times but declined to comment when questioned as to why.
>literally a pack of niggers walking around outside making obscene animal noisesffs. Where do they come from?
>>82624677You don't need to post them here, they're over on subreddits for a reason.Besides, when are you gonna post all the stories about whiteys doing it?
>>82624706No I'd find it on coomer.party
>>82624732The ones who get condemned by their own communities, and rightly go to prison?
>>82624735they may not be popular enough to be pirated.
Might move abroad desu my lads
>>82624732If whitey bad why do you live in our country?
>>82624754>white peoplestrange lad. don't usually see that. I'd say my deprived area looks like little bahgdad but desu that probably looks better.
>>82624753Worth having a look, if you know the name, but I personally wouldn't bother.
I swear in 2020 just the term "digital ID" was a baseless "conspiracy theory". Feel the news wants me to be schizo desu.
>>82624754Why not move to York?
>>82624764whitey isn't bad retard, he said "whiteys doing it" not everyone else.>>82624776you can't win as an immigrant. you flee saddam now we have starmer.
I've heard Falkirk isn't so bad these days to live.
Do raghead countries let western paki migrants emigrate there like how Jews can move to Israel? No "british" paki wants to live in those countries though. The paki countries probably don't want them either, I suspect we have the absolute dregs of their society.
>>82624776It's been in the works for decades
>>82624781Rather live in New York than York.
Need a new one lads, this one is sliding.
>>82624818More dark skinned people in New York
Wahey! Arrrow releasing City on Fire in December and Shawscope Volume 4. It a good day to be a Hong Wong.
>>82624790Anything like that is always condemned by other whites. Nobody condemns whites as strongly as other whites lol what planet are you on. Meanwhile I've never ever once seen a paki even try to LOOK sorry for paki rape gangs. Their only response is "it wasn't me/i don't speak for all pakis/but whitey!" even though by nature pakis are more collectivist in the first place, they act as a group on everything else but a collective apology is like a foreign concept? An alien race has introduced forms of crime that didnt exist before until they lived here, religious/racially motivated rape gangs targeting natives and its very evident that pakis barely see a problem with it. The fact that you are incapable of something as simple as a token "it's bad that happened" is why remigrarion is now mainstream.
Need to have sex but can't get any so no point really caring about working.
Haven't shaved in so long my pubes are up to my glans lol
>>82624802It's people who are willing to travel half the globe in backs of lorries and on dinghies, and live in a shitty house with ten other men, just to commit benefits fraud, lad. Of course they're the dregs of society.
>>82624855Well said lad. Literally fuck anyone running cover for this horrific shit.
>>82624859Mines have always been wild and unruly like that. Not right for a man to shave anywhere other than his face.
>>82624855More often than not the response is "it never happened and you're a racist for saying it". And when you really push them it's "white girls deserve it for being whores, and something something the British Empire".
English people really don't ask a lot. All the new Labour wave and the boriswave and all of them had to do was literally be a bare minimum decent person and they could've got fat on the gravy train forever. The opportunity they were simply handed to live here lmao. But they couldn't do it. Now they will be on Ryanair flights home.
It's simple really. The Pakis come here because they mostly see white slags in their porn. They come here expecting all white girls to be slags for them, get mad when this isn't the case and then start grooming white children in desperation.
The only thing stronger than white guilt is nonwhite nonguilt. They don't care, things we feel guilty for they're proud of.
>>82624859>my pubes are up to my glansProof?
>>82624802no, but we don't have the dregs. something about the ever-rainy weather just transforms you as a person here maybe. i've had my father's friend an old irishman tell me "don't trust the irish, they're opportunists." i've had my honest college degree earning mechanic pakistani friend tell me "don't trust all pakistanis they have problems" i've had my english friends say the same, at this point literally everyone from every ethnicity in england. something's truly fucked about this place or this system.>>82624855then neither of us must be on the planet Earth. I've seen whites defend white atrocities as well as the majority of whites call it out properly. i've seen pakistani men indeed say stupid shit like "she's a whore she deserved it" and i've seen more go "that's just wrong, intolerable" etc. however neither is the crimes of certain white people the fault of white people nor a section of a group the fault of the group. the retards are the loudest, of course you hear those sentiments. i've heard shit such as "even if he is a pedo, murderer, burglar, etc, as long as he prays he is better than a kafir", you're going to hear some retard say this and think it's all of us. no. kill paedos, behead paedos, roundhouse kick paedos, and rapists. the police and courts won't let us though.whites don't apologise for the action of somebody that happens to share their race, nor do any other ethnicities, that's good, it's not their fault. however we all feel shame when we hear somebody of our people did something like this.
Nu bread de leds>>82624908
>>82624921White people have been endlessly apologising for Hitler for over half a century now, despite the fact that it was white people who defeated Hitler.
