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this student of the way of fish spilled his spaget at the neet office
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>>82623289
spanks you for spill spaget
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bakas main theories on why baka didnt get put into million europoor coins per person programs are 2
>i am not a poc
>i am not shameless enough
baka got a new neet office baka so i tried to be a bit shameless
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i did le
>i am a honer of the ancient astral katana
>why do *THEY* get insitution support but not *I*
>being a good boy to society is pointless for this fish
and the neet office baka was like
>damn that makes sense just keep leeching X honing the astral blade
which is so weird. first they radicalize this fish then they do le "just keep doing what youre doing"
>>82623301
baka trying to turn me gay...
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i didnt do le "i will never obey the system" and i didnt yap about china. this fish was pretending to be fence sitting X doing le "teeheee fugg this system but pls also gib nice program". the odds of me getting sumthing good from germany are very very low but they are not 0 so i shouldnt fugg it up by antagonizing the state in person to bakas who report to the state (i do enough of it online)
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this fish loves and hates the communists in the german government. i love them for making it impossible to lose neet monies but i hate them for their open border stuff. commies that do le "my people come first" like china are much better
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this fish is very certain he can slither his way through like a snek until the cherry tree blossoms
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJmjljQP3oY
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this fish finished reading the first misaki mei book today. i think i will read sum shorter book next and then read the second misaki mei book
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T90HO0kFg
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sumthing this fish has noticed is when baka is outside and sees cute girls baka doesnt really do le "damn, i want to cuddle her and be her boyfriend" anymore. baka doesnt think anything about them now. maybe if they have a nice butt this ojisan thinks le "nice ass"
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something nice about being a german first language baka is the pronunciations of east asian languages are very doable because german has almost all of the tones. stuff is probs hardcore for americans
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also the german accent in english isnt too bad. its kind of le
>haha we were hiding ze Haunebu at ze Neuschwabenland now its time to invade america
in my opinion the worst accents for english are the east asian ones because wypypo are waycist. and probs the worst of the worst is the indian one because of scammers
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i think the only war id fight in would be the american civil war (if it happens). id join it to fight for the republican side
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ideological wars are so much more kino than geopolitical wars. its why ww1 was gay but ww2 was kino (if one ignores le death)
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>>82623586
Send a vocaroo of you speaking mandarin Anon.
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>>82623758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5AymeRq6vs
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putting the fancy pizza into the oven...
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maybe drinking sum shou puer later to celebrate that the state has given up on trying to slave maxx me and is now just pretending i dont exist...
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the tummy is in the pizza... maybe watching the vr jav after the tea time. does vr gravure stuff exist?
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gib japanese coomer friend whod gib kino vr jav recommendations
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cleaning the dishes... baka finished consoooming the nazo no kanojo x manga yesterday. this ojisan thinks it needed more erotic stuff frfr
>>82624194
>the tummy is in the pizza
silly baka mixing up words
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the thing with japanese stuff is they like to include morale maxxing stuff (like neva gib up etc) everywhere and its always also meant for *YOU* even if you arent asian. in germany they put up "you can make it follow your dreams" stuff up in the cities but its only for *THEM* its not for *YOU* if you are a white male. its only for pocs and honorary pocs (white women)
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east asian girls are the real white girls. white girls are pocs
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in the psych ward arc 2 i was locked up with very fugged up people like child rapists, hobo drug addicts etc but the psych wanted to lock me up at some even worse place. this fish said in a very serious tone le
>if you do this i will go full joker and then blame it on you
baka got scared and got the boss psych who was like "damn, dont get me involved in this" and they didnt do anything
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the neet office decision kind of surprised me even though it is the only one that isnt comically evil. this fish wasnt memeing about being able to complain to china after learning chinese X the chinese giving. the neet office usually doesnt care about being comically evil (because no one would know) but maybe they did le
>damn, if i am comically evil with this baka it could turn into an international embarrassment for germany i am involved in. i am not getting involved in this. do whatevs baka card collecting neet!
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i think the only way for germany to cancel ze future international embarrassment i will cause for germany is to gib my demands to do what abraham warned against in the bible (germany could then do le "akshually that baka got everything served on a silver platter by me, he is nothing"). but germany wont gib. china will gib
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the neet office ceasing le harassment campaign against me is giving me a big morale boost. if my current cards are enough to scare them into non action then maybe my odds are way better than i thought they are. my current cards are nothing compared to the cards i will have in a year
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>>82623289
Meanwhile this boy bought some spaget today. Maybe it's the ones baka spilled

>>82623326
Baka sneeded in the office...

>>82623560
Baka turned gae...

>>82624194
Baka's tummy got eaten...

>>82624367
Gib girl spit
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preparing the 15yo shou puer X reading the tutudawang... i found sum unopened sheng puer. maybe i will drink it on tuesday
>>82624848
>Meanwhile this boy bought some spaget today. Maybe it's the ones baka spilled
baka eats the walmart spaget... baka doesnt have access to REAL EVROPEAN spaget...
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This shou puer has a very strong taste which is very nice for turning a wild mind into a calm mind
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I found a monkey king book that is written in a way that increases le difficulty gradually apparently. Maybe I will read it after the tutudawang. I thought chinese would be harder than japanese because of le resources but chinese has hand holding resources. With japanese it kind of was le the only beginner stuff is "this is a pen, this is a cloud, this is a fish". No hand holding to get into actual native stuff. Maybe I overlooked stuff. But so far chinese stuff for learning as a beginner is way more comfy
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Defrosting the strawberries X charging the goon machine
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It's akshually mango. I forgot I didn't get le strawberry
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My goon cave went from 30c to below 20c in a very short time so this used to 30c baka is freezing. Why can't it heckin be 23c. Now baka needs to get used to the cold
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>>82624988
>walmart spaget
Baka *knows*...

>>82625463
Baka got manko...

>>82625752
Gib 20c goon cave
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what's this reoccurring thread? is it another discord talking with each other indirectly here instead of their server?
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>>82625907
>Baka *knows*...
Baka went to Walmart...
>>82625925
It's the semi hermit loony talks to himself thread
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the tea time is over. changing the air then snaccing the salami snacc
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this fish is freezing. gib girl to cuddle
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This fish is full of fish entirely and in good condition.

No bakas here
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>>82626798
have you set up a magic protection barrier from baka? strange coincidence, baka bought an iron world amulet in favor of a lonely drinking of low-grade tea. everyone needs to relax and be good at it. 3 nuggets eaten
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>>82627009
Magically I tend to go raw desu. Its hard to shake me these days and things listen when I speak.
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>>82627009
Also well done
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>>82627039
has the fish reached this level of skill. sugoi. it is impressive. the fish suggests the presence of training and special food. do you confirm this? to enrich the knowledge desu
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>>82626355
the jobcenter covers your heating costs
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>>82627061
Physical training and a clean diet help anon. I'm not sure why but they do. The books ive read talk about it alot less than you'd think.

I'm not a yogi, fakir, or monk. I merely do not deny what I know to be true.
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Did you have sex and a gf yet bigu
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>>82627167
Fishie to thank. express the purity of the heart. great goodness. the fish learns to generate krill in its mind for growth. the fish will become a big wise fish, and its body will forever say oyasumi, and its body will live. drink mint tea
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the ojisan pp has been stroked. snaccing the mango...
>>82626798
i dont geddit
>>82627009
gib nuggies
>>82627137
if a neet uses too much gas the state gibs state mandated butt beatings for supporting russia
>>82627191
no
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>>82627322
this fish lost all his hornyness and with it all his motivation to get a gf
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>>82627289
Open yourself without and direct your attention both within and without. Do not deny what you feel.

Cleanliness of mind and body will greatly reduce your labour. Fitness will massage your nerves. Attention will cross thresholds.

A fish will find eyes to see if it has ears with which to hear.
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>>82627354
i dont think ive ever tried to get a gf
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maybe looking for sumthing to snacc...
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>>82627366
it makes the fishs head tense. strong desu aura. youre definitely surrounded by a lot of krill in life, because strong external influences are breaking through! the fish shakes everyone's hand! connecting with the forest also brings a lot of energy forward and doesn't take it away. the purity of the mind will become even closer if you sleep more... the fish is grateful... oyasumi fishie-sensei. fill you with happy krill and hide at the bottom until morning...
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gib girl armpit to lick
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snaccing the banan...
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i havent spoken normal german in almost a decade. i really cant speak fluent german anymore
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>>82627608
Lack of sleep comes from bearing a heavy load fichan. Perhaps its time I returned to practice.

Beware by the way, not every hand is extended in friendship, the worlds can be a very cruel place.

Yes sleep
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this lvl 10 chuuni fish cant chuuni compete against the lvl 100 chuunis. i cant even comprehend their chuuni babble
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maybe sum drawerooo. gib girl feet to massage
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the drawerooo has been completed... damn, baka got so much better at it. i think getting good at it is very doable for this fish
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maybe i will read the megumin book next. baka needs to put it into the kobo before sleeperoooo
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damn, the book collection has sum intercourse books. maybe reading it someday to learn how2sexuallyharassjapanesebakasonline
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the megumin book is in the kobo. this fish will go to sleep now. good night everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlbM-ThFe0g
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>>82626083
Nooo don't kick the air out onto the streets

>>82627642
Based fetish

>>82627888
>i cant even comprehend their chuuni babble
This boy can't either

>>82628454
>baka got so much better at it.
Prooferooooo?

>>82628613
Good night, fishe



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