For the love of god, just become gay, you don't need to do anal, stick to oral. Men will always be loyal and will play video games with you
>>82625212>No analOily thighfucking where the bigger one's thrusts jostle the smaller ones package around
>>82625212>Single divorce rates: 0%just don't play stupid games if you don't want stupid prizes
>>82625212>you don't need to do anal, stick to oralhow is this any better?
>>82625251Well, unless you enjoy getting anally fucked
>>82625212if my future boyfriend turns out to be a prisonfag I'm going to kill myself.
>>82625226I wanna do that thing where the guy's on his back and I smack my cock on his balls
This is only because the few gays that do get married really love each other, the vast majority just have casual sex and move on.
>>82625274Thats also nice. Honestly gay shit that's mostly that and blowjobs is peak.
>>82625212Don't forget frot
>>82625279Per capita. It just proves other groups are tarded about relationships, even other "infertile" ones like the lesbians.
>>82625272Prisonfags will ALWAYS leave you for a woman if given the opportunity and will ALWAYS secretly hate you for not being a woman. Ask me how I know.
>>82625312How do you know original original
>>82625272I wouldn't do that I would love you forever and ever
>>82625212I don't want to be with a man. I want a woman, not a man. It don't matter how gay a man is if he isn't a woman. Not even a tranny is a good enough medium.
>>82625321Dated an incel from this board who went prisonfag. The first few months were nice, then shit hit the fan when he realized he was "ruining his chances" of being with women by dating me, and we broke up. He still hasn't been with any woman.
>>82625356Dated IRL or just e-shit?Are you cute, anon?
>>82625212Lol dykes will never admit they are miserable to be around. Im convinced a majority of them are political lesbians.
>>82625212>you don't need to do anal, stick to oral.That doesn't help anything. I'm just not attracted to guys at all.
>>82625740>>you don't need to do anal, stick to oral.I am a straight guy but I like my butthole fingered so that'd be a minus
>>82625390Long distance but I was going to travel to meet him later this year, already had everything planned, but things ended before I could do that. >Are you cute, anon?No.
>>82625272this isn't an issue in practiceIf a man is so undesirable that he had to resort to being prison gay, then you would never be attracted to him in the first place
>>82625212The thing is i could totally see myself having a shitty ass kid in my teens then having to start over, i also live in the midwest and my parents moved here for a cheap mansion so im kind of better than everyone who stays in their home town and keep on fucking in the same state.
>>82625851One time i decided to be prison gay and it turned out not so great and i went back to jacking off, cant even think of a woman when youre just going to town on a queer because it smells like a man and yiu csnt flip him over or anything.
>>82625212Are lesbians that disgusting?
