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Delivery edition desu
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>>82631728
Phwoar nu edish is it
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112 today but lots banded as packet so probably boxes
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... Was looking up why the last two exberg's did this and happened upon this particular darkie community discussing the issue at hand in-depth just now;

>nairaland.com/6153984/why-girls-like-licking-inside

Quite amusing how these darkies write, we're literally sharing these tubes with other sapient hominid subspecies as well. Fascinating in a way isn't it
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Miss the old feel street poster, this is a particularly good one.

Gaan to a gig tonight lids, rare treat that. Seeing one of me old mates and drinking beers, what a treat that'll be.
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>>82631728
Cozy pic,i like the wee icing cakes frm Greggsat halloween(+christmas)
>>82632139
Nice x
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Wrapped up in my mmys electric blanky
Finking about plans4today
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Brekkie soon innit
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Need to head out for breakfast supplies.
I'm thinking bagels with Parma ham and Philadelphia.
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Since ave been home alone as they went off to the highlands n ave been watching the cat it's comfy as am a loner type but some nights I wish I had a job because "I wish I had somewhere to be tomorrow" nd a reason to exist nd like It's quite lonely when ur existence is of no use to anyone,nobody depends on you for anything I find that quite alienating when am alone for too long nd it's when you think there is nowhere for me to be tomorrow nobody is expecting me to be anywhere i dont make anyones life bettwr by doing smth like a job.It sounds nice too I get it am a loner type but it's sad as well. Idk.x
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Kino piccy frm Halloween 2008
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State of this. Country gone 2 the dogs x
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>>82632352
>4 jam doughnuts for a quid
95p for 1 now
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Have just consumed cheese on beans on toast have I not?
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Those credit crunch cakes jst hit different
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>>82632276
we're always expecting you here, crossy
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>>82632352
Them prices though
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>>82632276
You can't say you're of no use to anybody, when you've not met everybody. Your cat needs you and you'll make em's life better (sorry I forget whether it's male or female).
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Bought some nice meat a few days ago then forgot about it now its gone bad, not rite 1 bit
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>>82632629
I'm wary about what I buy now. Most supermarkets stock products that are almost at their use by date. It was better in the past, get fresh food when you need to get it. But that doesn't work in the world of capital. It's not about customer satisfaction, and offering quality. It's about getting as much profit per customer as possible.
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>>82632514
NTA but, I remember 5 sausage rolls for a pound. Not been in a gregs for years, I'm guessing it's now 1 for 5 pound? (hyperbole).
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Seriously tired but have to drive somewhere now. Low key dangerous
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>>82632675
Do you have to drive this very second? Sometimes I can have a cheat nap, and feel better. I start to fall asleep, but sort of stay aware and know that I'm on the cusp of sleep and don't let myself fully fall asleep. I can do that for 10-20 min, and it feels like having a proper nap.
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come to the conclusion the reason I spend so much on basic whole foods and eat so much is that I must be part neanderthal, who needed on average 4480 calories on rest, short and stocky me, but have visible abs so cant possibly be a fat cunt
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*informs the bazza apus that graham potter has been sacked*
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>>82632093
>Me I like girls touching my ears oooo..
>E dey do me gim gim
What did he mean by this?
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DJE Media video dropped
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Shippy takes huge shits
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>go to the shops
>go earlier as around lunch its full of kids and families taking up space and being thick as pigshit
>now it's the elderly take up space and being slow and barely cognitive
Cannot win lads.
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>>82632804
Empty at night laddo
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>>82632819
But I wanted to go buy today's lunch and dindins for later.
Can't have me lunch at 9pm can I
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Need my Saturday SSM update desu desu
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He needs his dollies on a Saturday desu desu
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>>82632804
>>now it's the elderly take up space and being slow and barely cognitive

It boils my piss also lid

Especially the ones who block the entire isle and you are basically stuck until they shuffle over slightly to the next shelf and a small gap appears

You attempt to walk past someone in a crowded area, they see you attempting to get somewhere , you both exchange the awkward "oh, sorry mate" as you squeeze past"
The old duffers do not play that shit, they will leave you stuck trying to pass them and not give a fuck
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>>82632876
he's still recovering from the world's hottest curry last night
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Cannot believe lads here let the thread die last night. Not right. Not right at all!
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>>82633009
Sorry lad was too busy wanking
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Sex with a hot 18 yr old
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>>82632352
>2008
Corr back when I was happy. Didn't last long past that.
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>>82632913
>they will leave you stuck trying to pass them and not give a fuck
They paid into the system their whole lives lad they deserve it.
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>>82633073
Sex with a hot 18 yr old boy
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where can i get one off custom embroidery patches made?
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>>82633153
>patches
you in the military?
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>>82633153
sounds like something my grandad would ask me
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>>82633153
Just learn to embroider lad, if old women can do it I'm sure you can.

But seriously probably Etsy.
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I'm 76 and may retire in two years: Should I buy a 1.3m GBP doer-upper or rent for GBP 6k a month?
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Why do I turn evil when I'm off my meds?
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Need to lie down and let the foodington digest me

I do indeed
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On that Baldur gate grind me
had a wizzaa and a dairy milk ice cream

me dental is private private private three times paid monthly for private health care x
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>>82632389
>>82633075
Same pal nd I was still in skewl at that time which i hated nd I was so desperate to leave so it's not even like it was that good then byt its been so cursed since
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Do you believe there are meaningful innate differences between races in terms of character and aptitude?
e.g. IQ, temperament, propensity for corninaliy
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>>82633271
What u gna spend 6k on a month x old ahh nigga x
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>>82633430
College me, still had all the old mates and enough freedom to actually put it to good use.
Uni crushed it out of me.
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>>82633441
Of course not. There are endless measurable physical differences between races, yes, but none of that at all applies to the brain.
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>>82633514
We dnt know what we have until its gone x
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>>82633441
Some? Yeah maybe. Meaningful? No.
Culture, environment, and upbringing define more of who you are and who you'll become.
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>>82633542
Don't make me pull out the emo, lad.
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Back from me ban. Weird one considering most of outer is full of posts like this.
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>>82633209
Just had an idea to make a fun little militasry style badge for a military style jacket I have. and if it got noticed irl it'd be a fun little wink and a nod
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>>82633556
it's an obscure swastika variant aint it
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Wonder if I'll ever have sex again.
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>>82633568
12 years since last time and counting.
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>>82633441
There obviously is, but any scientist who dares to say it has their career destroyed, so we have to stick this new 'scientific consensus' of the blank slate. Look at what happened to James Watson, one of the greatest minds of our time who discovered the double helix structure in DNA. He dared to talk about race and IQ and was so financially hit by it that he had to sell his nobel prize.
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>corninaliy
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Corr lads found this general's favourite music genre.
https://rateyourmusic.com/genre/dolewave/
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>>82633561
Nah not that exciting
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>>82633556
Get a Wagner Group patch

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/357113515003?itmmeta=01K65K9Y624H7909JQ1R7DJ9W1
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>>82633610
>village green preservation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u8vd_YNbTw
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>>82633621
Cringe and really edgy. Something I'd expect to see a LARPing /pol/ turbo virgin to wear.
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>>82633623
Heh.
Give the album a listen if you haven't
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I have noticed zoomers dont use the word edgy correctly
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>>82633637
There are different variants you can choose from, but they're part of a real mercenary group so I wouldn't war them in Europe, In Britain should be fine.
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>>82633637
Agreed. You don't wear something like that unless you're actually part of it. It would be like having a leather jacket with "Hell's Angels" on the back when you've got nothing to do with them. Just pathetic and cringe.
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>>82633652
>In Britain should be fine
They're a proscribed group so wearing a patch can get you arrested and charged with a terror offence.
The same's supposedly true of Hamas and Hezbollah but the police and CPS would probably actually come for you for expressing support for Wagner.
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>>82633652
That is disgusting. Get an Azov Brigade swastika one instead. Slava Ukraini, Smert Evraim!
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>>82633678
Why has the Wagner Group been proscribed as a terrorist organization in the UK, but Israel has not?
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>>82633678
They wouldn't unless someone decided to make a big deal of it. Which I think is unlikely. You'd be much more likely to get arrested for waving around Hamas/Hezbollah gear. It's much more difficult to obtain too
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>>82633698
"Terrorism" is just a label that governments use to condemn anyone who isn't a government using force and power. A state can't be a terrorist by definition because it's about non-state actors
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>Immigration accounts for 98% of Britain's population growth
>Record high of 69.3 million people were estimated to be living in the UK last year, officials say
>Net migration accounted for nearly 98 per cent of the growth in the UK's population last year, official figures show.
>The number of people living in the UK was estimated to have grown by more than three-quarters of a million in the year to June 2024, the second largest annual numerical increase since the late 1940s, according to the Office for National Statistics (ONS)
Replacement is a far right conspiracy theory
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>>82633678
This >>82633700 Only autists and Ukrainians will know who they are in England

>>82633710
Iconic desu. IDF committed more civilians killings in total numbers. Wagner has only been around since 2014.
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>>82633700
>You'd be much more likely to get arrested for waving around Hamas/Hezbollah gear
Really? Because you can regularly see crowds of them in London with police meekly standing by watching.
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>>82633728
and then someone will reply ''and?'', and then see 0 issue with it and that its even a good thing
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>>82633728
Mainstream politicians will go in circles over NHS waiting times and housing without mentioning this once
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>>82633728
>Replacement is a far right conspiracy theory
Tankies are losing their grip on the narrative of reality. It's a good thing.
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It's time to stop eating meat lads. :(

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/pig-farm-animal-cruelty-cranswick-tesco-asda-morrisons-b2827682.html
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>>82633743
URRRR acshually it has nuffing to do with nhs waiting times, despite not being funded properly importing millions has no impact on anything ever!1
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>>82633728
Reminder that, surprise, surprise, it's the capitalists causing the nuking of our country
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>>82633745
sadly lad what the fuck else do I eat, need protein, dont fancy eating 70kg of chick peas and the vegetarian alternatives are full of shite
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>>82633761
Sucks. Like my McDonald's too. I don't eat bacon so pigs are thanking me.
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>>82633769
oy vey! no bagon!
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>>82633769
I dont eat pork anyway, always found the quality in sausages and such to be rather lacking, same with chicken. Dont eat lamb because eating a baby does seem a bit grim so I just eat beef and eggs. Wouldn't pass up a bacon butty if offered one for free but im not going out of my way to buy it. Cows are quite cute though but I will still eat them.
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>My le bacon... it le killed pigs?!?!
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>>82633782
>same with chicken
Chicken is easy to get shite, but there's plenty good out there.
Sausages I kinda agree unless you go all out, like the ones that mix in onion or even stuffing, they're ballin
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>Chika when britfeel starts talking about eating meat
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You can eat cats and dogs too (nutritional value from their meat) but we're against that. Anyone that eats animals should not be against China boiling dogs alive for the best taste.
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>>82633734
Got a picture of this?
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Need to drag meself out of bed. Spent all day doomscrolling. Imma go out and watch the wooty later, not drinking tho.
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Not even 20 secs into Kurt's nu dievershitty vlog and there's already a white coalburner roastie with a darkie in tow in the background

Kek
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>>82633820
I hope you get stabbed today
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>>82633741
>and then someone will reply ''and?'', and then see 0 issue with it
Me
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>>82633820
I also hope you get stabbed today
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>>82633795
idk where to get decent chicken from, tried tesco, aldi, lidl and I notice that the cuts are just grim so mostly just go with beef mince or steak, there are good sausages out there and when it gets colder I will indulge when I want sausages, mash and gravy with all the trimmings but most of the time for the price of them I can get more protein out of beef. Wish meat was cheaper, eggs aren't too bad but they keep pushing beef up which is annoying.
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>>82633811
Couldn't give a fuck if they eat dog in china, if I visited id probably try it because clearly it must be litty if they're so big into it, same with horse, id eat pretty much anything once apart from human.
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>>82633820
Biggest loser award goes to you x
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Any Chabuddy G man in?
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You never see many women work in an abattoir yet many consume meat. Life is just a fairytale to women. They often do not want to be "triggered" because they have the mental emotional capacity of a child.
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This routine again is it lad?
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>>82633852
your mum consumes my meat lid
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>>82633858
Point out the routine
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>>82633865
This one >>82633852
"women have it so easy and dont work" ad nauseam nearly daily
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>Noo not the heckin pigarinos nobody told me they were killed for meat!
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>>82633852
I imagine its mostly middle aged eastern europeans with mental issues working in those places
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>>82633870
It's right though. Men are expected to do the worse jobs to keep women comfy.
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>>82633870
>women have it so easy and dont work
Brvtal trvth nvke
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>n-nOoooo wdym VVOMEN dont work in slaughterhouses!!1

?
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>>82633873
Why can't they just gas them or use AI robots to kill them humanely? There is no need for human workers in these kinds of jobs anymore. We have the technology.
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>>82633876
Even if it was right, he basically makes the same posts every day.
Basically "I can't get laid so that means I am not the problem and all women are".
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>>82633890
>W-well yes he's right but you should never ever say it!
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>>82633893
I don't think he's right, I think he's a retard, but my complaints isnt "he's right/wrong" its the fact he cant shut the fuck up about it and wont get a new schtick.
Replace "women" with "jews" and you might as well be reading /pol/.
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Had a nice day so far, laundry all done, flat nice and clean. My steel pan is coming later and steel is quite easy to use, no more shitty gay teflon or crappy ceramic, just pre heat the pan until water beads on the surface, bit of butter and nothing sticks oh aye.
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Got some new USB C headphones. Pretty shitty but every adaptor I use for my good wired Bose headphones breaks immediately. I hate that smartphones don't have audio jack ports or SD card slots anymore. Sigh
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He's probably about to lose his channel given how much the paris vlog was censored, he's even bleeping out words like "hunt [pickpockets]" now, same for "catch".

Basically anything the algo may view as "confrontational content" of some sort lol

He's also toned down his narration in general, which means the whole thing is more akin to a montage rather than a vlog as such. I hate these jeet YT censors and their algos so much lol, they're really killing the platform
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>>82633908
Some do. You just buy the most popular models and therefore enable this shitification.
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>>82633820
Hope u jave a good day x
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A relatively new Apple iPhone is mandatory to have sex in 2025. Buying the Chinghuwai Incel-Max because it still has a physical ethernet port to easily share your gooner anime isn't going to cut it.
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>>82633893
He's not right you mongoloid. He can't get laid because he's an utter loser, simple as that.
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Even Bareclona's been jeetified at this point

Quite unbelievable innit
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I don't think he is autistic if he can approach members of the public this way.

https://youtu.be/3ggQny4dDIo
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>>82633948
>He can't get laid because he's an utter loser, simple as that.
Perhaps true, but irrelevant.

Women do not work in slaughterhouses yet tend to eat meat.

That's the topic of discussion.
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>>82633942
Is this from OF de lid?
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>>82633918
Thankfully we're not living in a world where words are being censored. These ooploaders could just say the words, and not care about the algorithm, or go to another platform. There's rumble, but then that raises the question, would you trust anything peter thief is involved with? How much data is being collected and fed to palantir?
Also
>confrontational content
Most of these people know what they are doing, and are even welcoming of confrontational content, as it gets views. Also kicking up a fuss afterwards gets sympathy, which they need to play on.
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>>82633964
Mate who gives a fuck? Honestly.
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>Fat nigger bitch aggros Kurt out of freaking nowhere and starts chimping
>2nd nigger bitch and her juiced-up crackhead pimp both join in
>Chase sequence begins

Amazing kek. They literally just walked along the street and didn't even do anything
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>>82634009
>How much data is being collected and fed to palantir?
How would uploading a video to Rumble give more information to Palantir compared to Youtube? It would still be freely available on the public internet.
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>>82633974
No...... .jst a black panther as its helper nd sunderland AFC is black panthers. Youtube Luna the pantera shes famous
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>>82634020
Apparently you, because you keep replying!
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>>82634023
More about the comments, views, what profiles view the content (if that person is signed in). The same way google and Youtube use data. We don't know exactly what and why, but data is collected and used, it's not just for site analytics.
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The best thing for Ruthmong unironically would be euthanasia
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Of course the leftist (((NGO))) ""worker"" helping those junkies to "safely" inject themselves is a roastie too kek

Paid for by (((Soros))) himself no doubt
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>>82634075
Why do you constantly watch content that upsets you?
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Out of beddingtons now. Installing that FC26 on me PS5 and necking some Woca-Wola. It Saturday x
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fucking HATE women
fucking HATE woman food
fucking HATE salads
fucking HATE picnics
fucking HATE low-calorie slop

fucking HATE it
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>"Nice views here... And i'm not talking about the architecture!" *winks into the camera*

... Wherever the BWC ventures, it must colonize and conquer
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>>82634113
Not all of them are bad. It's the same for everyone, some good some bad. Yes, a lot are bad, but that shouldn't mean dismissing them all as bad. We need to give people a chance, then if they show that they are idiots, we know to just ignore/fob off/treat like an idiot. IMO of course, and your opinion is just as valid as mine.
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watching blue is the warmest colour with the wife.
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>>82634157
>watching blue is the warmest colour with the wife.
Noice.
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>Has to completely blur out the argie spic thief getting maced + his shit kicked in when he starts up a fight with them as well

Jesus christ

He should totally release the uncensored version with fights in them on gumroad for his subscribers or something lol

Fuck nuTube seriously, they definitely don't want the gentiles to see how bad things have gotten out there in their kiked-up nightmare world
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Garn order a webab wrap later me. Think I'm finally ready to try and eat something proper. Weird how I feel wungry af but still not sure I can eat anything. Watching some food reels on Facebook earlier had my mouth watering, especially them takeaway ones.
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Charlie is too scared to do his Manchester videos. Lefties won.
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>>82634112
On the VIVE grind my lid?
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>Mudshark alert! innit
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>>82634252
Absolute fucking state of that comb over. You're bald mate accept it and shave it off.
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just got up, latest ive gotten up for years desu, that is all
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>Chimping pooskin spitting at are Kurt gets let off scot-free while Kurt's (!) handed a fine instead

Quite honkmaxxed innit

Welcome to the ZOG
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Good kino this was overall, really started picking up from the mid-point onwards there. IIRC Barcelona's governed by leftists as well, everything they touch turns to shidd really
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https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1nqx0ki/husband_has_been_arrested_for_a_joke_he_made_on/

Grim country
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So many people out there doing their bollocks in nowadays. Country's gone to the dogs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnnOgtGhE0U
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show me your britcard or face the consequences innit
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>>82634410
I'm not showing you my papers, and you can threaten to send me to the gulag all you want, you tankie bastid.
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For me it's Fred. Glad to see he has finally started his own channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpESNImxX6I
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Lots of lads will be in this situation at footy grounds across the country this weekend. It not right. I partly blame cocaine becoming normalized in football culture. It's wrecking the mental health of so many blokes. Not saying it's the sole reason but it's definitely a contributing factor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atrtoMid9vE
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I ate too many m&s biccys rheyre too good n_n
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Been invited to a stag do in November. Kinnel lids, hope I don't do me wollocks in and embarrass meself. Garn try and stay off the drink until then.
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>>82634493
Lads on tour x
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>>82634493
Impossible not to do that at a stag do desu
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>>82634533

We're staying pretty local, not saying where we're going but it should be a laugh.
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>>82634493
Is it being held at the beehive lid?
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>>82634562

Kek I was actually waiting for someone to ask this and no it's not. I don't even like the Beehive, it's a fucking shithole and the staff are rude to their customers, even regular ones. I know a few people who have stopped going there these past few months.
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>>82634533
Jst stick to the jars no wodka nd you'll be fine x
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>>82634548
I mean this one. I really embarrassed myself at my step dads birthday. It was fine at the start byt my cousin started buying me tequilas n I blacked out. Think it was meds too tho.
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where is that lad who always posts beehive.webm
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Off out to watch that wooty now.

>>82634599

Aye definitely will be keeping to the jars only. No wodka, no danny boy style whiskeys, no wrugs just back to the old ol' days of weers on tap then worse case scenario I'm a bit hungover the next day x
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How many adverts on the telly is about washing machine products. Lenor persil nd am a fabric softeners enthusiast but its a lot
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>>82634493
phwoar maybe you'll finally lose your wirginity x
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Do you prefer beer before wine or wine before beer
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Worried about Wops lads
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Im glad HHL is back. Just wasn't the same without him x
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>>82634663
Thought you were off to watch the wooty
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Me? Happy HHL is back on these threads. It Welpers world and he knows that x
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>>82634663
Yeah it was much better without that useless boring cunt about.
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>>82634693
Aye I agree lad.
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HHL has a lot of fans in these threads tbqhwy
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>>82634627
Not had wine in years apart frm tescos nd aldis own brand baileys has white wine instead of whisky but other than that I never have it but I actually used to like it I jst went aff it I liked red n rose ones mostly merlot n such another drink I used to like that I never have now is brandy when I got my job nd I had money that wasn't jsa I bought stuffs like that
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Pass the courvoisier x
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St georges doughnuts in greggs in 2006,,world Cup days.zidane headbutt days
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Miss the dreamcore era of my youthful days Nokia lumia 800 era. NPC goyslop era sux
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>>82634632
Imagine taking a big massive whiff of wops big sweaty hairy fanny after she's just got back from CeX. The smell would be intoxicating.
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Somebody told me once that souls r a finite resource nd they ran out in 1999 nd that's why theres so many npcs now. Am not saying that's true I just heard it. I used 2 think it was more like souls already exist somewhere before ppl are born but That turns out to be heretical in history I just agree with whatever is official nd whatever catechism says am not trying to be a theologian by any means
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Massive fxing spider on my bed.fml
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Iwent to get a cup jd it disappeared. Why why why why why
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>>82634750
doughnuts are one of those things that look good but taste like shit, bagels are the same, and red wine, also cheesecake
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>>82634828
Evening Ruthmong lad
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Just kill me. Sleeping inother room tonight it the cat doesn't find it
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I remember when my friend Jessica sent me a photo of her fanny. She was shy and said "What if you don't like it?" I told her I would love it, and she sent me a photo. I said to her "Oh my god you're so beautiful there." The whole time I was slowly wanking my cock. When I spunked, I sent her a video of me cumming. She loved it. She said "It was so dirty to see you cum."
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>>82634901
Ya itshonestly true. Ave never been excited about a doughnut. Had krispy kremes a few times nd they had them in tescos as well nd its Like all the right ingredients r there but there is something fundamentally unsatisfying about a doughnut. Its like it looks like it would have the same vibe as a cupcake but it just doesn't its shite. I rather have wee cup cakes.x
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I remember when your mum sent me a photo of her fanny. She was shy and said "What if you don't like it?" I told her I would love it, and she sent me a photo. I said to her "Oh my god you're so beautiful there." The whole time I was slowly wanking my cock. When I spunked, I sent her a video of me cumming. She loved it. She said "It was so dirty to see you cum."
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>>82634932
>>82634969
fascinating paI
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Fed up of being glum, plenty of time for that in teh future. So, for now, I think, it is gay ming time.
LET'S FUCKEN GOOOOOO!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw
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Mmy gna order a chinky I fink am honestly not hungry but I will eat it though
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There's a black character in The Leftovers speaking with a British accent. And he's in a relationship with an Asian lass. It all looks very natural and not forced at all.
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Just watched snake eyes, and I have to say it's not just the Charles Kirkland shot in the neck, and Tyler the executioner connection. There's also a cartoon character called Lance the furry pooftah.
Mental.
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Tried2 explain to my mmy what gen Z is
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Late gen z are really clutching onto that gen z label like fx trying to sound young still Lol gen z is like 30 some of them old ahh niggas fr nd they think they're 17 they really don't want to stop being the youth but alpha is here fr
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Wops probably has a bf now
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>>82635042
She is a lesbian lad
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>>82635021
>tfw going to be a 25 year old gen z on the 15th of december

fucked is that, im genuinely getting on aren't I, im not even a young man I'm just a fucking man at this point, like a fully grown man. I was at tesco yesterday and some girl not that younger than me was trying to get past and she said excuse me sir, what do you mean SIR?????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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>>82635021
She might be thinking of it logically, so it wouldn't make sense. To her (your parent) you and your siblings are all the same generation (the generation below your parents), yet due to some weird thing, because you and your siblings maybe different ages, you could be "different generations" due to age brackets. It's strange as what purpose does this new meaning of generations mean, other than to add another difference that people can focus on?
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>>82635035
>>82635053
honestly, although 28 I think is the oldest, 30 is 100% millennial territory, oldest gen A is 14

certified unc at 25, my facial hair is getting thicker as well ive noticed
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Unc ahh gen z in their head is still lil peep 2017 xxxtentacion gen z playing fortnite n shit Lol you pushing 30 fr loool broccoli falling out in the shower ong
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>>82635064
in english mate
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Mmy laffed at me about the spider its honestly emasculated but i cant help it i am shit scared of them always have been am not gna lie about it to be a man most ppl are scared of them
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>>82635064
>lil peep
genuinely quite liked lil peep, despite hating the entirety of rap and mumble rap
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>>82635080
For me as a certified unc it was xxxtentacion nd juice wrld which used to be on the radio when I volunteered in the charity shop,there was some other ones I forget. Dave blunts is the new juice wrld
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although despite becoming an unc I am looking forward to losing facial fat as I age, got them full cheeks innit, apparently your face gets leaner as you age
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>>82635073
NTA but, I think it's replaced frfr no cap, as that was a bit too confusing.
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>>82635102
what age is official unc status?
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>>82635111
30 afaik
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>>82635111
Am not sure really. U just know when you are one. According to zoomers n alphas probably above 20 or smth lol.
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>>82635120
2 more years and I'll be 'unc'
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The sad truth is that at 50 i know that no woman will touch my cock and balls ever again unless she is a mortician.
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>>82635125
nawh it cant be 20 thats silly, maybe its 30
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>>82635130
they will if you pay them
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>>82635130
50???????? fucking hell who opened the crypt
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>>82635139
I'm not that sort of man. Perhaps I should have been, earlier in life, then I wouldn't find the idea repellant.
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>>82635142
when he reaches 50
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>Younger perspectives: Some see people 25 and older as "Uncs".
>Older perspectives: Others believe the term applies to people in their 30s or 40s.
>Debate within generations: People from older generations (like Gen Z) sometimes see 23 and 24-year-olds as "Uncs," but there is ongoing debate about the exact age threshold.
Its funny, not that long ago I was "the youth" Myself nd some of these alphas didn't even exist yet but am a unc now. U don't get a letter frm the Queen you jst wake up 1 day nd it's happened.
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>>82635148
Unc moment
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>>82635144
But you are the sort of man to spend your Saturday on 4chan moaning like a bitch.
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>>82635147
sounds like he is 50 with the way its worded
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I'd say unc is just kiddo speak for uncool.
Also, who triggered the age rage bait bot? Bet it's been running through the processes all day. Got through, NEET wagie, male female, sex haver virgin, home owner renter, and now it's getting near the end of the run, somebody engages it, ffs.
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>>82635064

Watching that wooty on that Sky Sports me. Drinking some Sprite x
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>>82635142
I walked through the years opening each new years door in front of me one after the another, each one getting closer to being a coffin lid.
>>82635160
Like you i'm in similar company.
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>>82635162
may he is, i just assumed he meant when he reaches 50.

cannot imagine a 50 year old posting here desu
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I, a 24 year old will say 30 is unc so I can continue being young and not decomposing, bit gay I lost multiple developmental years to covid, I should be able to claim those back ffs
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>>82635168
You are the definition of an unc
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>>82635173
What advice would you bestow unto us yung bluds great unc?
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I was 16, Gordon brown was the PM, nxt thing am unc status
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>>82635064

Ngl I do like some of them Gen Z brainrot memes. Also started using the zoomer term "cooked" a lot recently as well. Wonder how cooked Generation Alpha will be lmao.
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Oh, is it white person doing mandem speak? OK.
DRIVE UNC DRIVE DEY STABBING ME COMEON UNC UNC UNC DRIVE ARGH UNC type of thing?
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WE'VE GOT LE FEE
ENZO LE FEE
I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
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It was when I was @ support group nd the zoomer that collects retro games mentioned GTA 5 nd I says I bought it when jt first came out nd he found that like amazing at how long ago that apparently is. It sank in right there that the world has moved on.
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>>82635207
>mentioned GTA 5
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>>82635207
wtf I remember the day it came out, was in year 7, fuck off thats not a retro bloody game people are still playing it
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>>82635218
Didn't see him playing that. Storylines were probably too complex for him.
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>>82635168
New rocket league season. Not tried it yet
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>>82635185
Get more sunshine on you. Drink more water.
Me being here at this age... my other advice may keep you here, which isn't as fruitful a life as life can be. Get outside more, that's a good one though. Join a hobby club, even if it doesnt directly inspire you itself, you may meet people who inspire you to love another hobby.
Aim for lower blood sugar, you'll be healthier and live longer and may reach an age where affordable life-extension becomes realistic.
Also, most important, don't be afraid to fail, and twat the cunt who laughs at you when you do. Then try again.
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>>82635245
Are you really 50? Are you a neet ? x
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Fortnite mentioned on the chase rn
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>>82635207
>>82635225
The release of GTA V is now as far in the past as the release of GTA III was to GTA V.
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>>82635236
Not yet lid. Haven't played much vidya at all this week just been bedrotting since that midweek bender. Imma jump on at some point.
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me? shellshock nam '67
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>>82635292
I pre-ordered gta 5. I was 21. In fact it was September if I recall correctly.
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>>82634493
>hope I don't do me wollocks in and embarrass meself
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The following year Cod advance warfare came out wiv Kevin spacey in jt which I adored that game cus it felt like halo but ppl didn't like it much I think sadly
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Next year, Skyrim will be 15 years old and Oblivion will be 20 years old.
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Chinky en route
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>>82635363
Still luv Oblivion as much as I did when it came out to be honest with you mates
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>>82635345
People didn't like it because of the boost things, so it was the chaotic getting shot from any angle, and intensity of it all. Me? Fucken loved it.
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>>82635372
As a oblivion expert What race would yuo say r SSM would be in oblivion? Am finking breton
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>>82635330
Good evening Unc
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>>82635398
Was so fun. Titanfall as well.when I tried apex legends it gave me advance warfare vibes a WEE bit which was kewl byt just find those kinda games disorientating so I never got far.
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I wonder if I could request something be playing as muh body burns at the crematorium? If I buy the hardware, or have the song saved on a (fucken pun intended) burner phone, as they could pop it on the coffin and burn it as well as me.

I want this. It's a great message of, don't give up. Got the word bastards in it, so not having it played when the mourning massif are there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZqMsTO9mXQ
>>82635408
I like apex, but it's gone through some phases/ Was good at first with people taking it a bit serious, then it turned proper casual, then they tried to make it serious, then casual again. Not played it for a while.
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In fact, I think me and an anon had a deal.
Does anybody recognise this song who requested it at their funeral?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFoc5XKkIIw
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>>82635430
>I wonder if I could request something be playing as muh body burns at the crematorium?
I dunno if it's as you get fucking lit up, but a relative of mine who got turned to ash was allowed music as the coffin was carried in, and as the coffin was lowered.
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>>82635430
>>82635451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASPEFid545A
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Vaginas around the country will be getting filled to the brim with Chad goo tonight.
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>>82635430
Only thing am fussed about if am dead ishaving a proper catholic funeral by a priest fr my soul even if it's done as quick n efficient as possible thats OK The thing is if I even die when am 50 let's say if my mam wasnt necessarily capable of arranging stuff like that anymore then Nobody would even know me in life by then except my sisters that who knows how long it would take them tk find out am dead though if im living alone then. Am not sure how I could even have a funeral bc nobody would know me to arrange it or attend it. A lot of the famiky that rly loved me n vice versa is all gone already so am quite alone now so in 20 odd years i dont know if any1 will notice if i died.Ave worried about it before. Don't know rly.
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>>82635537
No doubt looking to take some paternity leave in time for the World Cup.
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>>82635452
Yeah you can have music as people enter, in the middle as a reflective song, and at the end as people are leaving.
I've got mine. I'm getting some things sorted now. I'm not going to lose the use of my limbs at this moment, but it's coming, and there are some things I'd like to happen a certain way.
>>82635540
Is it just the funeral, or things they do for catholics in the process of them dying? There's something where the dying person talks to a priest just before/ as they're dying. Can't remember fully, but my nanna was catholic and kept asking for the priest to come so she had something done before she died.
Do you speak with a local priest?
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Sunderland winning
Necking that webab wrap
Life's feeling a little bit lush again
Oh aye x
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>>82635634
no doing your wollocks tonight little sean x
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Unc really hitting us with the "go outside" in the big 25 fr fr no cap
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Sean sliding his micropenis in and out of a Serbian prostitute's fanny on the stag do
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>>82635602
She possibly had last rites nd Anointed with oil. Its not always possible since ppl die suddenly too. But that's good if she got it. Ave started going back 2 the church sincelast month. Its hard anxiety wise but it gets easier with habit. I dont know if it's even required but it's jst something I got worried about but potentially if I continue going then if I did pass away some time they would notice at the church Nd maybe if I got a job too but that's a maybe. Oh well. It's just 1 of those things when you think about it nd it reminds how alone you are in life Really. That's how it goes in life.x
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Why do so many prostitutes say no blacks? Bit racist isn't it?
Can't they get done for discriminating customers for that? I don't imagine you could put that in a shop window these days.
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Future gfberg helping me spaff just now again didn't she

Phwaooorrrrr X
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/uncfeel/
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>HHL already back on the wooze
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Me irl: *blushy face smile emoji* *glasses emoji*
Me on britfeel: *devil emoji* *skull face emoji*
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>>82635653
Sean's hips being fractured by the cum ogre
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Heating up plates in the oven fr tea is such baby boom boomercore.ljke wat.
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>>82635701
I'm not 100% sure she did. They did a sort of last rights. My nanna had been asking for it for a couple of weeks, and I was pushing my mum telling her to contact the priest, as my nanna kept asking for him and the last rights. She'll have got them, father michael was on the ball. Well, monsignor michael, but nanna always called him father and he was happy with that.
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>>82635782
>he's angry he never experienced the supperulative cold glass for beer phase
It's ok young padawan you will have your own thing. Maybe freeze your favourite buttplug or something?
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>>82635783
Whatever they did would have been of a lot of comfort to her neway x
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>>82635807
Choccy In the fridge x biccys too
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>>82635807
Zoomoids cool down their favourite vape juice in the fridge instead.
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>>82635760
didn't know hhl likes big women
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>>82635760
Lolly is a saint x
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>>82635808
Oh yeah, she was religious af. Didn't let go of her rosaries throughout all the end. Sure they went with her desu.
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Got chippy and went to visit my dad desu
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Chnky slop has arrived.delivery guy took a hour.x
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Good timing fr strictlyx
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>>82635939
>Chnky slop has arrived.delivery guy took a hour.x
Cold?
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Guts have been off all day Saturday fucking ruined
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>>82635939
Lets see your feast lid
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had a tin of minestrone soup earlier that went out of date last year
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>remembering the years at uni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFYtLi_PFPc
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Sunderland finna win
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>>82636078
Ange effect in full swing.
Hopefully the spacker gets too drunk while celebrating to be able to post.
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The normies watching ballkick
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>>82636222
What do you watch, pal?
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>>82636222
I just watch the highlights.
I'm being more autistic by watching Football Manager streams
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>>82636237
Strictly come dancing
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Shooting ropes across Chika's boyish face
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Sucking HHL's twig
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>>82636384
I bet Chika isnt much of a looker
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>doing wacky thing with person xD
Played out and cringe
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Chucking BN's wig into the sea
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>>82636222
wish I was a unique, special individual desu
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>>82636491
I frankly wish I was more of a normie
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Really want the special McDonald's monopoly board.
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In January 2 years go I mastered monopoly. I became very good at it. The properties you want are the orange and red ones. Forget everything else.
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>>82636222
Brother likes to call it blackball.
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Trap threads on /gif/ ain't what they used to be
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>>82635747

No I'm not you little fibber. I'm having a wuppa and getting ready to grind some FC26. Keeping it womfy tonight.
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Couple of drinks for me tonight well I deserve it dont I
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We all third in life x

Biggest team in the northeast oh aye x
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Any QPR lads in?
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Ordered a Wiimote and sensor for the PC. Gonna replay some Wii games. Fun times
Any recs for Wii games to play?
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>>82636665
I liked the light guns games. There's a few resident evil ones, house of the dead and links crossbow training. Of course you cant forget super Mario galaxy 1 and 2.
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>>82636652
What a trophy
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It's a Brentford ting
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>N-Gage and chill
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>>82636678

Hey man just let us enjoy our moment. Cheers x
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Are we in a HHL world? Possibly. If so, are we merely living in it? All signs point to yes.
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>When she pulls out the amazon luna
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>>82636715
If I'm living in that world then I'll fucking off myself right now.
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>>82636707
are you going to the 3rd after 6 games trophy parade?
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>>82636575
>not playing the card game version of Monopoly.
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>When he pulls out a Microsoft Zune
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>>82636758
>>When he pulls out a Microsoft Zune
I'd immediately consider them a cool lad.
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>>82636753
I've suggested buying a physical monopoly board mum and brother don't want to play.
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>>82636789
Coronation Street Omnibus will not watch itself
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Remember pizzagate? Fucking hilarious people thought that was real. Mad.
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So true,and I've done several, online and IRL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFlBNMvIAMw
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Beddinghams is it X
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>>82636844
I think so, was that the horsemeat in human food thing?
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Beddinghams-under-lyme?
not for me
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>>82636844
Recently for whatever reason I've been remembering Kony 2012 and the fucking shitfest that was.
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>>82636891
Goodnightinghamshire.
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>>82636931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HccoiA2w03E
She sings it so lovely tho
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>she shows you her sealed copy of Deal or no deal: The Banker is Back for wii
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>tfw no girl cares when I bust out my collection of vinyl made by the suicidal, nazis, or suicidal nazis
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>>82637023
good post crossy
Lol
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Skyward Sword worth a play?
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>>82637063
It's a zelda game they're all the same.
Really it's a little bit underrated, and primarily cos it's on a shit platform, but it's not like life changing. So I'd say it's worth a go if you like the franchise (I'm relatively neutral on the franchise as you can tell from the fact the only one I really like is Wind Waker)
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Moving tk my room now cus my step dad came home nd It makes me uncomfortable when ppl have had alcohol nd you're sober nd they start talking louder nd breathing weird
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>>82636594
So many ugly manly looking freaks using 500 filters. I miss natural decent looking traps.
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>>82637063
yeah. It's pretty good. Probably a lot better now that they fixed some of the bullshit for the Switch version.
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Just another Saturday night total fucking loser posting hours for us lads ;_;
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>>82637105
>watching a clip of some trap sucking dick
>their face is baked behind 500 filters
>you can see the dick they're sucking glitch out as the phone tries to filter the dickskin for some reason
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>>82637121
Going to be honest with you lad, I'd forgotten what day it was.
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>>82637121
Might be a loser but I'm comfy mate.
Got my choons, my vidya, and some shit to watch on the side if I feel like
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOtp-GQMpXg
Teto has some lovely range, chaps.
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it shaturday x
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>>82637046
Ppl say noel has nonce vibes but I like him since I was wee bx of Mr blobby
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Are we meant to be doing something? Philosophically speaking, if we were meant to be doing something, would we not be doing it? Maybe what we're doing now is what we're meant to be doing?, if not, we'd be out doing what we're meant to be doing. Yet we're doing this.
I put it to you that we are doing what we are meant to be doing.
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>>82636931
I didnt really get what kony was about at the time still dont 2012 to me was Mayan calendar, Dark knight rises in cinema, CERN hadron collider then 2013 was GTA 5 and James gandolfini died on the week that I started training in my job which was in a newspaper that I bought while I was waiting to go there Nd Nelson Mandela died that winter Or so they say
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going to psychologically reinvent myself as a teenage girl, chaps. Had enough of boring old me.
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>>82637238
classic eva6 style x
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>>82637235
Some largely manufactured outrage over an African warlord, who may have been dead already at the time, for all anyone knows.
Conspiracy theorists will tell you it was a psy-op to see how effectively they could push some kind of agenda on the public through social media, and gauge the uptake.

Anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1FKS1SHSsc
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>>82637238
>going to psychologically reinvent myself as a teenage girl, chaps. Had enough of boring old me.
Ganbatte.
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>>82637270
hold up let me try

Uhu~ are you talking to silly old me?
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going to psychologically reinvent myself as SeasideMark. I am, aren't I? Had enough of being bored, lonely depressed and me. It's Seaside all the way all the weeyyyyy and that is LUSH
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Fuck it, I'm off to bed as well. YOGTBO.
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>>82637235
>I didnt really get what kony was about at the time still dont
Kinda like the other lad said. It was a social movement that was just a test for how much marketing you can apply to activism when really the "cause" they were fighting for was incredibly manufactured.
No one even realised how fake it was until suddenly they had all the money they needed and started to row back all their rhetoric.
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>>82637190
Want to cum up her shitter
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can't believe he betrayed DavidC
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>>82637271
Dont know mayan calendar was a bigger deal to me nd I will one hundred percent believe that mixed with the LHC was something that Literally Happened as in The world ended nd weve been dead since 2012 or at bare minimum it was Conditioning fr the world ending symbolically/metaphorically in some Occult way bc it was the year that ppl took to smartphones nd then Instagram nd Snapchat nd all them started making apps nd the world completely changed since then nd I think when u look back it would he very fair to say 2012 was the end of a era in the sense that life since that year is v different frm before it. Nd I just find if you add that together w Mayan calendar gate I just find it prrtty fxing unlikely That newspapers would spend their time fixating on for most ppl some literally who ancient civilisations end times Predictions like is that something that takes up pages n pages in the news now is that normal ummmm not rly is it Nd is it normal that particle physicists r looking for "God particle" in the same exact year nd turn on a machine for that purpose
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>>82637417
>mayan calendar was a bigger deal to me
Then you are a genuine fucking retard.
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gonna get in the bath and watch some hobo shoestring on my phone, maximum comfyness is imminent
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Some other fings I find v 2012core adjacent is London Olympics ofc nd obama winning again nd Steve jobs dying which was the previous year but yea
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>>82637442
It was a highly occult year. Taxi driver going on about nostaradamus.
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>>82637417
don't be such an /x/ mong
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Bros if i see that spider again when ave only got my panties on am gna scream.the house down
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>>82637509
stop wearing panties, chap
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>>82637223
I am eating a yogurt, I am supposed to be eating this yogurt rn
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Hiiii peepul an am back drinkin again
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Ngl this Delulu game mode on Fortnite is pretty fun.
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>>82637563
and today I'm drinking..
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King Atehehe has blessed this thread.
King Atehehe has cursed the devil known as Helperlad.
Kubala Kubala.
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>>82637608
not on that wultimate team yet?
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>>82637497
It was my main board Before I posted in britfeel I agree its a bad way to interact witht he world though
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>>82637525
What do u wear chap?
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>>82637621


I'll play some FC later just catching up on that Fortnite grind for a bit. Haven't played since Tuesdays.
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mad that this fella once existed millions of years ago, its weird to think that. I exist now, this proto human 2.9 millions of years ago, I cant even fathom that, its just too long to properly process. It lived its own little proto chud life, doing proto human stuff. Making a fire, using very rudimentary tools, eating nuts and chilling with other paranthropuscels, gazing up at the african Savannah night sky around a fire, lived another day. Maybe he spaffed up some paranthropussy, all pointless in the end really as they went extinct, wasn't pointless to him though.
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I used to be addicted to things that made me feel Scared nd Angry byt its very bad for your spirit nd your mental bandwidth that is affected nd eroded by what u direct its focus towards
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wank time again and its moisturiser and piss jug wearing my excellent glasses watching live naked ladies on my excellent phone in sideroom of hospital
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>>82637609
An for mah drink ah am avin Stella Artois
Not my usual thing but whatevs
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>>82637630
Big mans pants, innit?
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shit lads, Sargon's poppin off.
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>>82637838
he hasnt been relevant for years
not since he embarrassed himself on the BBC of all fucking things
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>>82637823
my go to lager desu
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>>82637871
My parents are the same, but Stella has this weird sharp taste to me I hate.
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>>82637871
I remember when it used to be 5.5%
Pisswater now.
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>>82637823
I find its quite forgiving hangover wise fr some reason more than other things
>>82637863
Old ahh millennial unc moment lol
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>>82637920
All the lager went down cos Starmer wanted to tax the fuck out of our coping methods to his shit governance.
All the booze that used to be 5% or close has dropped down, or they dropped the quantity. San Miguel is 5% still but they went from 660ml bottles to 620ml.
I hate this fucking country. They make it shit, then take away the ways you use to cope with it.
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Never forget who actually built our cities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2eol_bQTlo
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>>82637974
It was the Windrush Heroes wasn't it?
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had a bath, watched some hobo shoestring, bath was so hot that i feel like im over heating now desu, might even have a walk around the block in the rain
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Haggiszilla x
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Omy days bros I 2ant a cuddle off a cute girl < / 3 T_T
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>its going to rain all night
corr beddingtons got even more womfy
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Most of the way through Clair Obscur now and desu it's confusing af
Kino soundtrack and some of the best gameplay I've seen in a game though
Corrrr
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>>82638151
Been raining here, nice soft pitter patter.
Proper nice shit. Love it raining on my quiet-ish street.
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box room lush and cool
not right what that summer does to us smelly neets
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>>82638222
>not right what that summer does to us smelly neets
fucking right lad, this last summer has been horrific
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>already like 70 percent of the way through the game
>a new utterly kino battle theme drops out of nowhere
Honestly never seen anything like it. Corrrr. Vidya OSTs best music.
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>>82638166
It's one of those games where you get to the end and want to go through it again to catch the parts you missed.
Pretty fun game. I liked it.
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Somone randomly in Formby accessed my Reddit account earlier and changed my email address on the account to their own. Account activity shows they accessed via Vodafone using Chrome. Changed it back and changed password straight away. Breddy spooky though.
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>>82638400
Yeah I definitely will. New game plus with some different builds. Corrrr. For those who come after de lid.
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>>82638462
Fucking spooky xx
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>>82638503

There's an RAF base there too. Hopefully it's not the military spooks spying on me.
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Helper's World is coming crashing dowm
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>>82638608
Thats wild x I would be tempted to email them Who are You? But thats scary too x
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>>82638608
''hack his account. it might cause another weltdown''
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It NOT right what happen to Gustave. Verso is not my expidition leader. Owowow.
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>>82638462
its either kate middleton or yanklass
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>>82638704

Nah imma just let it slide for now. Got nothing too compromising on my Reddit account anyway it's just a bunch of brainrot tier posts and the occasional lewd post.

>>82638705

It not right what KM do to vulnerable mentally ill lads x
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>>82638718
It's a little weird how Verso just shows up immediately like "I'm the main character now".
The way they structure the story in the game has a few niggles like that.
There maybe should have been a whole segment where you're forced to play with your diminished party to really feel the lack of that extra character, and then Verso shows up and saves you.
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>>82638842
Yeah. Looking back, Gustaves main ability is very basic compared to the other characters so it should have been obvious. Love me Lune stains simple as..
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Torturing the Apu.
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I seen these towels online somewhere n got chills @ the core memory fuxery
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Nd the lion King ones as well. Also random but id forgot theres a tiger in aladdin. Idk I jst think of the genie. Its not 1 ave seen much since I was wee maybe never.
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Been aff all nicotine since Wednesday possibly it was Tuesday its at least 3 days now neway so am in th3 clear I think. Its easy when u put your mind to it bros
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Feel quite tired now. Might just hit the sack soon.
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Some things never change. Going back to the basics here.
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>>82639457

Corr womfy Lumbridge vibes x
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Never forget the day all those innocent womfy lids were snuffed out in Runescape. It not right.

https://runescape.fandom.com/wiki/Falador_Massacre
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>>82639457
*ruins your womfy fishing trip*
nothing personal, kid
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Demons r attacking me wi concupiscence x
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>>82639529
You get what you fucking deserve!
ogreano
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ROFL at boomer parents
ROFL indeed
My motherberg reckons I'm autistic KEK
Told her that's a nonsense word so I did
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Clenching my teeth like that Stannis Baratheon at sudden revelations am I not? But what can I do.
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I<3 looking at ppls piccys from 2000s on flickr nd absorbing the atmosphere of my skewl days. Flickr is based.
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>>82639784
Corrrr
I miss.the.2000s
Back when things were things and when material reality was material reality! I really do. I really do.
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Love me Beatrice Florea me, she's great. Great cover singer. So pretty.
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>>82639804
Same.bro,,its not rightx
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>>82639893
Bloody ell! This if feels. Notice how
Lmfao!
Notice how
Things are
Things
Get this
The thing is
The thing
Lmfao
I will not elaborate
But we all feel it
Anyway you're alright crossy my lid. I'll be real - you used to wind me up. And sometimes I used to to try and wind you up back. But I have realised that you are a Real One. You're a good un x
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Nobody's selling a mithril kite shield for me fuckin ell stuck with an iron one here like a right noob
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>>82639934
Life is short so its better2 be friends xx
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A dirty old delid that lives around the corner just got stung by one of those paedo vigilante groups where a bung of mongs show up at the door and film it. Sent dick picks so he's fucked.
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>>82640021
It do be like that. Ya know, it's like the great Peter Hitchens himself said. People hate in others that which they dislike in themselves. We're not so different, you and I...
Man I've had a lot. Anyway I live Beatrice Flores's midriff region it is beautiful it is kino just saying just saying. As you were x.
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Beatrice Florea I mean. Man she's great. Anyway four dollars a pound.
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Garn watch some YouTubes in beddingtons now. Glad I got through the day without having a drink.
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>>82640060
Yea I get u we do have stuff in common temperament wise etc Which sometimrs just instead of making me happy when I see it jst infuriates me LOL I cant account for what that is but its real ave thought the sames before
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>>82640105
>>82640105
Okay so it's like this my little dude
When we carry pride
We SEEETHE when we see the same proclivities in others
Noooooo I AM SPECIAL I AM UNIQUE
but in real worlds we are just not that special and not that deep you know
My good mate who became a monk always did say that my biggest sin was pride. And he was right. I still have it. I loved him and in a sense I love you.
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>>82640147
Thats true well said. thanks love u.x
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Kino?
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>>82640220
You too crossylid
>>82640227
Yeh
Honestly. I miss my old mate. He would know what to do in these disgusting troubled times.
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frigg me im bored, you lads bored? im bored
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>>82637813
He's got some fake paki squash too. It not right what the nhs tyrants do to our timmy. Get him some Robinsons NOW
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can smell the pajeets ITT
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would love to smell ruths knickers
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wouldn't mind a little cuddle tbqhwydl
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Image limit reached is it X
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>>82634908
That not me.

>>82640975
Not me either.
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cum limit reached x
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The artist formerly known as Ruthmong
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It sunday
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>>82642374
Get in lid!!!
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>>82642380
Sunday roast on the cards?
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If we carry on at the current trajectory, we will have a Reform government. Filthy worthless neets out on the street. Homeless and hungry neets. Holy kek. Bring it on.
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Just imagine the meltdowns if Farage gets in Number 10. It will be hilarious. The seethe and mental illness will come to the forefront. It will be brilliant and funny.
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Imagine if we banned cousin marriage and cousin sex in the uk. That would be wild. Literally over half of the British Pakistani population would then have illegal marriages.
Would they leave?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g38l07895o
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>>82642586
This + ban halal
They'll all leave
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>>82642551
>>82642572
>>82642586
Do you unironically have nothing better to do on a sunday morning?
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>>82642680
He's saving his country by posting in the neet spacker thread on 4chan, what have you done to save your country today?
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morning all
im in the market for an e-bike, does anyone here have one?maybe you have some pointers for what to look out for?
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>>82642586
It's their culture, c'mon, jeez. Not their fault they are too horny to control their impulses. Fuck their family members, fuck kids, fuck animals dress young boys up as girls and fuck them.
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me and chika anal lovers
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no rite how a L337 h4xxOr got into this reddit account
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>>82643100
no rite how you've never had sex
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it feels like crime had gotten a lot worse lately
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>>82638745
Well it wasn't me: I don't even know what Vodafone is and I definitely don't use Chrome.
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It would appear there is a need for a
NEW THREAD
>>82643184
I SAID
>>82643184
A NEW THREAD
>>82643184



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