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Plymouth Breakwater Lighthouse edition
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Kinda miss living in Plymouth.
Bit shit generally but the comfy level of shit yknow
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Lighthouse editions are getting boring desu. They don't even have nice pics most of the time.
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Monday morning. Most adults are at work. Not you though. Why?
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>>82653571
I work from home mate.
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>>82653571
Currently working from home, lad x it the future
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>>82653575
>>82653584
Proof for these claims?
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>>82653587
The fact I'm fucking working right now. Currently trying to fix some shite code problem.
Not gonna post my payslip just for you mate. Anything else you can just claim is edited.
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>>82653602
So no proof? Got it
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>>82653587
Personal T480 running arch on the left, work X13 running whatever shitbox the current version of windows is on the right.
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>>82653607
What proof do you want that won't immediately dox myself?
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>>82653612
Picture of slack with timestamp
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I am also working from home and unwilling to provide proof.
Have to go into the office on Wednesday though, not looking forward to that.
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>>82653571
I have a hidden disability
would have worked all my life
I didn't ask to be born
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Polfags of britfeel never respond when you point out they're wrong and they only have rare occurances of things as proof IT'S EVERYWHERE!
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>>82653658
>Polfags of britfeel never respond when you point out they're wrong and they only have rare occurances of things as proof IT'S EVERYWHERE!
fascinating
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>>82653633
>I didn't ask to be born
Nobody did though
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Thanks to /gif/ I learnt about the LFL. God bless.
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>>82653626
We don't use Slack we use Teams, and thats a good way to dox myself.
You can take my word for it mate or you can continue to schizo out about shit I have no reason to lie about.
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>>82653741
>We don't use Slack we use Teams
Proof?
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Any of you big fucking nerds know about mini PCs? I want one to run Stremio and do a bit of torrenting. The laptop I currently have connected up to my TV is making some nasty crunching noises and mini pc is going to be a bit nicer.

Problem is I don't know butt all about specs so I don't know how cheap I can go before it just won't work. More than happy to stick Linux on it if that'll help.
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>>82653658
Prove what you're saying lad.
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>>82653764
Really it depends what you wanna do. If you just use it as a web browsing device with a side of torrenting, even cheapo PCs will sort you out. If you're on linux then I doubt you need some big dick spec things. Quite a good few midrange or budget AMD CPUs knocking about nowadays.
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>>82653764
Would >>>/g. be a better board, see if there's a min PC general?

>>>/g/106726290
>>>/g/106716882
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Looking for a woman to have sex with. PM.
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>>82653798
Worst board on 4chan desu
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>>82653838
NTA but what makes you say that? I like the linux general. Sure it gets a bit RTFM and up itself, but generally helpful I've found.
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Mummy getting heckled. It not rite
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>>82653847
Oh heckling the Chancellor? About time if you ask me, the economy's gone to shit and the countr-
>It's about Palestine
...never mind then. Holy fuck I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THAT FUCKING SHITHOLE I WANT MY COUNTRY TO FUNCTION!
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>>82653857
>I WANT MY COUNTRY TO FUNCTION!
Start contributing instead of posting on 4chan then
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>>82653863
What would you recommend I, as a single man working a 9-5 job, no masses of wealth, no political influence etc. do exactly? I exert my little bit of pressure through bullying politicians on twitter. Beyond that there's nothing I can really do.
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>>82653847
Bill burr supports palestine now?
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>>82653847
>labour recognises Palestine as a state
>they STILL get heckled for lack of support
huh
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Lunchington heading up right now is it
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>>82653789
Yeah I'm more concerned with it being small and quiet, found some old refurb optiplex micros on ebay for about 50 and reckon that'll probably do the job. Actual mini PCs are an absolute minefield because there's just so many.

>>82653798
I did post a thread but got ignored as expected, I'll have a look through these ones though, thanks lid.
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>>82653909
*heading
*Heating, ffs lol
Half-asleep still aren't i
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Me? I don't recognise Palestine.
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>>82653920
But I do recognize wuppastine
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I wish both sides could be glassed desu
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>>82653920
Hard to recognise anything when it's been bombed to fuck.
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>>82653920
Same, not got a clue where it is on the map.
t.lad that got a D in GCSE geography.
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>>82653926
This but more extreme. KILL everybody on earth except me.
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>>82653919
Sorry but we can only accept your first answer. Hope you stop being sick soon pal.
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>>82653934
I was shite at geography too lad, but then I got into autism map games and that helped.
Still fucked though as most are 20th century so I have no fucking idea where african countries are but I can usually tell you who owned them.
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>>82653965
>no fucking idea where african countries are but I can usually tell you who owned them.
I know it all started with the Dutch, now everyone blames us.
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>>82653965
>I was shite at geography too lad, but then I got into autism map games and that helped.
It's funny how interested I am in some subjects now that I hated at school.
Geography and History are so interesting, I can't believe how boring they were to me at school.
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Don't think we ever actually sat down and studied maps in geography. It was always weird niche cases like oxbow lakes and then 'human geography' which was always just gay regime approved propaganda about how migration is some kind of inevitable thing we all just have to live with but it's fine because it's great.
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>"dude are you team smelly arabs who hate you, or team smelly jews who hate you?"
>Me over here on team eating sandiwch
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>>82653982
Such a shame that all the migrants are smelly and ugly and violent.
Would be class if we had sexy elven lady immigrants.
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annual leave

yep annual leave 1 and work 0

I win mate x
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>>82653981
literally all I remember in geography is watching a video on African banana farms or something
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>>82653993
Have you set your work emails to automatically respond with a "don't give a fuck mate, out livin life forra bit, holla at yer boy in [X] weeks time"?
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>>82653981
>oxbow lakes
yeah
that and longshore drift
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>>82653993
spend your annual leave time more wisely m8
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You have to wonder if they were just zapping us with mind control rays in school sometimes. Such huge chunks of time that seemed to leave nothing in memory.
What the hell were we doing in "PSHCE"? What was that?
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>>82654009
never did PSHCE, what were you doing?
google says it was sex ed
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>>82653973
That's cos we had the most. People forget about France/Spain/Portugal more, they had loads. France still owns a good chunk to this day or has only recently let it go.

>>82653977
I think I've only got interesting in SPECIFIC bits of it. I still find history boring but WW2 specifically did pique my interest which meant I learned more about other bits surrounding it.
Stuff like WW1 I find a bit less interesting other than just the "everyone loses" angle it basically had.
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>>82654009
While the curriculum works in all the government approved rightthink in various ways, PSHE really was just straight up 'how the government wants you to think and behave' as an hour block in the day.
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>>82654020
literally dunno. I think they would have us write slurs on paper and then explain why it was bad or something?
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>>82653993
Don't worry little lad your dead end job at the call center will still be there when you get back
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>>82654043
Sounds like social studies, I can't even remember what mine was called. It was run by a woman who was slightly detached from reality and would constantly tell us how powerful our potential was and we can achieve anything.
I got told off by her once for being "too cynical". Something like "you just suck the whimsy out of everything dont you?" for criticising what she was saying as made up bullshit lies.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRpbtf8_7XM
she spooky, haha
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>>82653552
The sun is getting more active and that is highly concerning. We are so so fucked. It spat out like 4-5 strong M class flares in the span of a couple days. We might have an X class flare shortly and everything electric will be done for up to a century
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>>82653868
You can't do anything without power, no point even thinking about it wasting brain power.
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Good foodington phwoar
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>>82654062
Because of the solar flare prone sun we're stuck on this Earth sorry to say. That's what scientists won't ever tell you
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>aim to spend roughly 17 quid every 3.5x a week for shopping including household items and toiletries
>15.45

bosh, budgetmaxxing. Think whats done it is 20% fat beef rather than 15%. Madness that 15% beef is now a fiver for 500g, will it go up? probably.
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>>82654152
Yes, we're going to get priced out of beef sadly.
They know that animal protein is what makes us strong, and they don't want us strong.
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I wonder what Ruth is doing right now
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>>82654169
Trying to work the tip of Tyrone's meat past her tonsils probably.
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>>82654169
Thinking about her stalker
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>>82654157
I could get 1kg of chicken for 6 ish quid, but I really dont like how terrible the quality of chicken has become, bacon is fairly cheap but that too isn't a great meat but beef is very good, I think eggs have also gone up for 12 which is making me eye up the non free range ones as they have 15 for a lot cheaper but I dont think the quality of battery hen eggs will be very good either. I just want decent quality fairly priced food, its annoying.
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Watched Starmer's speech at that big conference. Christ he's a bad public speaker, it was painful to sit through. But the actual speech itself was an incoherent mess; one moment he says his government is all abut patriotic revitalisation, but then claims that everything is going great and the far right 'division-mongers' are just lying about the state of things. Well, which is it? Do we need revitalisation or don't we? In particular he mentioned that London was safe and crime wasn't bad, but also that they're going to hire like 10,000 more police officers. Well, why? A loser talking to other losers trying to obfuscate how much they've lost.
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>>82653993
sick day for me
back in tomorrow though to spread covid to everyone
at least im feeling better
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>>82654193
>A loser talking to other losers
Bit like you lol
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>>82654207
Never said I wasn't a loser, but this guy's supposed to be PM and he's still a loser lol. I'm closer to the ground.
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Just got back from popping to the shops for a cheeky roll for my soup. The "turkish" barber is once again filled with a dozen foreign men just sort of sitting around. Never any customers in there. Very large store footprint, the rent must be very high. Really makes you think.
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>>82654193
He only got in because people were sick to death of the tories after 14 years. It wasn't that people liked Starmer, because there's nothing to like.
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>>82654229
They had spent 10 of those years also being a bit wet though, most of their policy was "AT LEAST WE'ER NOT THE TORIES AMIRITE???"
It basically took the tories to have a peak scandal by partying while telling everyone to stay inside and not visit their dying relatives. They had been doing shit for ages and labour STILL couldnt get in until Bojo really fucked the pooch with scandals.
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>>82654229
Yep, he's the most unpopular premier in decades. Labour didn't win in a landslide, the other parties simply lost in a landslip and Labour was left sitting on the chair when the music stopped. Approval rates hovering at what mid-20s or something? Starmer personal approval rates barely in double digits. Totally illegitimate government and it shows - they're essentially waging war against their own citizens.
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Only the lowliest of men would imagine a world where all shall be made equal as a good thing.
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>>82654226
dont get blokes who get their hair cut every week
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Known my best mate fair few years now, and we're close like brothers. I know his family and vice versa. His parents are cool, just like mine. Thing is, it's like he hates them. Genuienly can be really quite spiteful. He's been seeing a bird and refuses to tell his parents (he's 27) and acts like they're going to take the piss out of him (they won't - his younger brother has a gf and surprise, surprise, don't give a shit). It's really bizarre. He just doesn't like them.
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>>82654266
t. virgin with a tiny penis
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>>82654280
not him but i have a tiny penis
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>>82654280
I am quite comfortable with my 6.8 inches thank you very much.
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>>82654280
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE BITHC
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blue lucozade is rubbish, should have bought the normal one
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>>82654292
Get the apple one lid
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Having a large cock won't get me a gf.
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>>82654197
honestly some co workers deserve the plague so get after it cmbyname lad

Are you on a horror kick as its almost October? Hope you feel better soon xx
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Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*
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>>82654321
The trailer that broke Shippy
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>>82654310
wouldnt it? i dont know
t.little one
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>>82654321
>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius
One mile radius isn't exactly big though. Also you spelt 'within' incorrectly.
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Shippy can't attract women
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>>82654311
i like horror comedy or cheesy old ones like nightmare on elm street but modern horror generally doesnt do it for me. working through scream at the mo as they're good fun, first 3 are free on iplayer and i'll just download the rest. are you on a horror kick yourself?
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Never found horror movies appealing desu.
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>>82654342
Shippy can attract every woman in a one mile radius
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I reckon shippy has a real chode
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>>82654362
Very telling that they always have to throw in some nudity to keep people interested.
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There's no reason to lie.

I've shagged a lot of white girls.

In my reality it's impossible to avoid it.
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>>82654367
And Ebin's is long and thin
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Rainy lofi hiphop. Youtube video title written in trannycase. Opens with a grainy voiceover quote that's meant to sound profound. Image is an AI generated 'comfy' setting; probably in Japan somewhere. Capcut rain effect at 50% opacity.
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Lads the feeling when you cum out of a black dick is amazing. It's a feeling like none other. It's like you are floating on cloud 9 or something.

White boy's cum smells rotten. But when you're black, your cum squirts out with such pure intensity it feels like you are walking on air.

And the way your dick feels. OH GOD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm.

I wish you white boys could feel how it is to cum out of a black dick at least once before you die, because it is a feeling like none other.
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>>82654369
Most of Shippy's sexual experiences have been with black women.
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>>82654366
Maybe when he's stood in a school playground.
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>>82654376
I'm a big fan desu anon, in fact I might put some on right now.
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>>82654390
What are all those icons between the video and the title, lad? You on a tablet or something?
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>>82654394
Nah I've got a firefox extension for youtube with some extra controls, lets you hide the end screen video link cards or loop videos, stuff like that.
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>>82654407
Cool beans dude
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>>82654407
Sounds lush mate, what's it called?
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>>82654418
Enhancer for Youtube, it's pretty handy
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6 eggs and an avocado + 2 slices of tiger bread, 1 flapjack and a coffee in the works. A light lunch 2bh
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Did Shippy really used to write to Ian Huntley?
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>>82654427
>6 eggs
kinell alri biglid
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>>82654425
And full of spyware
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>>82654430
they dont really amount of much when scrambled though, 6 hard boiled would be work but scrambled doesn't count
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>>82654427
>A light lunch
about 1300 calories you fat shit
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>>82654427
Why so many eggs
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>>82654440
protein and nutrients
>>82654434
fuel for the engine
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>>82654427
kinell mate that's a bit much for lunch, no?
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six fucking eggs though
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Do you know any lads who in their 20s still hang around the school gates trying to be cool?
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>>82654449
how good is coffee lads, 5kcal and it puts a rocket up you
love me coffee
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For me it's a cheese toastie and a mushroom cuppa soup. Three types of cheese in said toastie, you'd barely believe it.
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>>82654459
It's genuinely the closest thing to a miracle drug we have ngl. Caffeine is magic and has essentially zero downsides unless you chug a litre of black coffee a day.
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Knew a lad who used to flex his muscles outside the sixth form to impress the teenage girls. When the teachers would come to chase him away he would hiss and hide behind the bins. Sad.
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>>82654449
din dins is going to be couscous, sweet potato, beef and diced raw spring onion followed by skyr and possibly another flapjack, but they are only 275kcals each, might start making my own so I can have bigger ones
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I feel the coffee flowing through me
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Do you lads believe in the paranormal? Ghosts/Spirits/Magick ect...
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>>82654489
yeah. it's all real.
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>>82654477
What's he up to these days my lad?
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>>82654489
I mostly want to believe in an afterlife because I want to see my sister again.
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>>82654489
not a single fucking thing of it
shame cos now a relative i really loved is dead i wish i could ask him questions i didnt before
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>>82654503
What do you want to ask me? I am here in the spirit
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>>82654489
I really want to, read a lot of Robert Anton Wilson and cabala and freemason magic is in a lot of them and it sounds cool, I think he studied the whole Alistair Crowley stuff. It made me buy a Crowley magic book but it's fucking huge and really hard to read so never got very far.
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>>82654498
Works in a factory I think.
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>>82654489
I chose yes because it makes things more entertaining, I also chose to believe in aliens, im just a whimsical lad me, I also hope some cryptids exist. It could all very well be utter shite but everything else is already so boring at least the idea is fun.
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>>82654503
how do you account for the fact that literally nothing about materialism makes sense?
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>>82654515
What type of factory lad? Anal sex involved in the factory work? I know that probably sounds like a weird question but sometimes in a factory they do that. In an Arse Factory.
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>>82654491
>yeah. it's all real.

What are your paranormal experiences?
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*closes my eyes and outstretches my hand towards the britfeel crowd

yes, im getting the letter...C is there an anon in the crowd who has lost a loved one beginning with C???
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>>82654489
Nope, never been convinced there's anything other than plain old material reality.
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>>82654521
No I think its a food/turkey factory. Hes was a bit of a mong tbqh. Dont know him anymore really.
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What happens if you try to invite spirits into your life?
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>>82654521
It's true, I used to have a job in arse factory but I couldn't take the daily anus inspection standups any more. Gave me too many flashbacks to penis inspection day and that was always traumatic because my foreskin is megahuge and hangs down a full inch lower than my balls.

>>82654530
Actually did have an uncle of that description die about a month ago. Spooky. Think you've got the touch lad.
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>>82654510
What did you see in your retarded wife

>>82654520
If you say so mate. I'm sure the spiritual realm is nothing but sense.
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>>82654525
I live on this planet. That's a paranormal experience to begin with.
I've seen reality bend and twist and do strange things.
I've felt the touch of the beyond.

Endless testimonies of people claiming to have seen ghosts, aliens, fairies, to have gone out of body, experienced ESP etc.
I find it to be a far bigger leap to assume it's simply all a lie, because some men in waistcoats declared "science good, and superstition bad!" a few hundred years ago.
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If I could be arsed id sell ''haunted'' objects, go to the nearest charity shop, buy some fucking junk and then list it as haunted with an ominous back story but vague enough so their imagination can run wild.
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>>82654543
Honestly lad don't do it. I got the attention of a very powerful deity called Leviathan a few years ago, and he fucked with me for a long time. Only just shaken him off recently. He's a huge sea demon and he loves chaos
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>>82654559
>live on land
>visited by a sea demon

hmmmm
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>>82654553
>I find it to be a far bigger leap to assume it's simply all a lie
Then you're a fucking moron.
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>>82654566
I side with thousands of years of generational wisdom. You side with bureaucratic institutions, who can't seem to go five minutes without accidentally poisoning people.
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I'm sensing a succubus in the thread
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We see a tiny portion of the EM spectrum. For thousands of years there was only visible light known. Now we can detect the rest of the EM spectrum with instruments. radio waves, infrared, all that passing through us all the time.

What the fuck else is out there that we cannot detect?
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You actually believe in ghosts and spirits and psychic magic wank and all that? Like genuinely?

Well best of luck to you lads, seems like you'll need it in life.
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>>82654564
He took too many drugs and got bummed whilst high by a man dressed as big fish for fancy dress.
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Oh anon you're so smart, take me to bed and make love to me. You are truely one of life's winners and have it all figured out mwah xxxxx
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>>82654583
Yes, all of it.
And I think the ultimate answer is that reality is some kind of big dream, and therefore it's a lot more fluid, and a lot less dictated by concrete rules than we think it is.
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Time for a nap oh aye no work for me my lads
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>women when they see me tell a spastic that some creaky water pipes don't mean that fucking ghosts exist
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Most uk muslims believe in Jinn. Likes spirits. They have fucking exorcisms and shit.
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can we at least agree that ayys might exist in space, the universe is ridiculously big
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>>82654596
>And I think the ultimate answer is that reality is some kind of big dream
Okay, and what has convinced you of this?

>>82654608
Yeah and the vast majority of africans in the UK believe in ancestor spirits and juju curses and shite. What a surprise retarded people believe retarded things.
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>>82654605
>dude, I am le smart because I read Reddit
I'm not here to convince you. it's honestly better that people like you aren't out there trying to do magic or summon entities.
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>>82654621
I will liquidate my entire material worth today and send it to you if you can show me a video of you doing magic or 'summoning entities'.
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>>82654618
The fact that you can literally just bend reality like a lucid dream, if you really try.
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>>82654583
With that ands the general politics and shitposting on display, I think most of /britfeel/ is genuinely below average intelligence or rampant shitposters.
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>>82654618
>Yeah and the vast majority of africans in the UK believe in ancestor spirits and juju curses and shite. What a surprise retarded people believe retarded things.

And yet they are taking over. High IQs and rich people dont have sex or have kids. high iq Nerds are losers.

To reproduce and have strength we need retardation as a species.
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>>82654630
bro, I don't want you to think it's real. I want you to think I'm silly and mad. I'm just entertaining myself here.
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>>82654631
>The fact that you can literally just bend reality like a lucid dream, if you really try.
blimey
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>>82654636
hasn't helped that the government has imported millions of retards from africa and the middle east though has it
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>>82654644
>hasn't helped that the government has imported millions of retards from africa and the middle east though has it


They do that because our birth rate is insanely low. we are collapsing. We need retards because retards know how to fuck and have tonnes of babies.
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>>82654636
We'd be doing just fine if the government didn't go against the wishes of the people and import millions of foreigners who believe in child sacrifice and shit every year. Remember, every single party that won in the last four decades promised to reduce immigration kek. We were just betrayed, there isn't some grand lesson to be learned about staying as retarded cavemen so that we keep pumping out kids. Just hang traitors.
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>>82654655
The English need to start engaging in some kind of spiritual practice to revivify England.
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One of my favourite dictators is Marcius Ngeuma, the 1970s dictator of Equitorial Guinea. He executed boring nerds who believed in gay science.
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>>82654650
We have been fine for hundreds of years though, they only do it to inflate the gdp and to keep wages suppressed, its not like we were in the dark ages until we imported millions of randoms. Also everything being so expensive isn't helping birth rates for whites but foreigns will reproduce no matter what because they have no concept of living standards so now we have to be roped into breeding competitions with the third world.
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>>82654672
Yeah and now Equatorial Guinea is a fantastic country. It's known as the Switzerland of Central Africa.
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theres a bloke on instagram who goes up to ''african uncs'' and does voodoo on them to get a rise out of them ''I have come for you from africa, you are for de sacrifice sababababa'' then throws small amount of powder in their general direction, they are utterly terrified of witchcraft
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>>82654701
I had a dead bird in a bag and I used it to terrify africans once
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>>82654650
>we have less people
>there's more space to live, more trees, more wildlife, less congestion, native farmers could feed the nation
Literally what is the problem? "Muh GDP"?
Let's just stop caring about GDP.
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>>82654701
Kek. I've worked alongside some africans and talked to them about this stuff before. When you drill down to it they're immensely paranoid people because they can't help but see the work of spirits/curses etc. in everything. Everything that happens to them or to anyone is the result of either bad curses being put on them by someone (oftentimes a relative who they think is jealous that they're in England), or good spells being granted by spirits (requiring of course a sacrifice of something along the way). It's a very toxic way of seeing things and interacting with the world. Something that would be very common is say an elderly relative dies. This person might be 80 years old, overweight, has cancer, joints failing etc. basically just an old person who's dying. When they actually do die, it's not just because they were old and sick, it's because someone curse them. They don't know for sure who and they don't know for sure why, but they definitely suspect x/y/z doing it because they have some grudge held over from a previous suspected cursing by someone a village over or whatever and on and on the cycle goes. They head home for the funeral and get in a fight and pay a shaman to 'curse' someone else and the cycle perpetuates. Insane people.
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>>82654728
You shouldn't even give up the economic side of the argument. Mass immigration has, by all accounts, made us very much poorer as a nation per capita.
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>>82654650
>our birth rate is insanely low
>Net international migration, accounted for 98% of the UK's overall population growth, according to the Office for National Statistics
Ignore the 98% for a moment and focus on the 2%
Our population is growing even without immigration
We don't need it
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>>82654701
Unironically he should be careful. All it takes is to do this on the wrong one and they might literally murder him for it. That's how serious those people take that shit.
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I think if conditions were better and they stop the anti natalism psyop and incentivised having kids a lot more would, people are putty at the end of the day, if you spin a narrative hard enough people will be up for any of it, but they dont because its simply easier to outsource breeding.
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>>82654776
It's genuinely just that kids don't work so they are a drain until 16.
If kids started work at 10 then the government would be more amenable to native population growth.
It might even incentivise parents to have more, it certainly did in the industrial revolution.
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The Sopranos is one of my favourite shows, but the cultural touch points are really showing their age. Every time some wise guys are breaking balls one of them says something like
>Ooooohhhh, look at this guy, a regular Rory Calhoun over here!
And unless you're like 60 years old that name will mean nothing to you.
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>>82654776
there's even a point to be made about over population, and maybe making less people and returning parts of the land to nature.
It's just all a moot point when they turn around and say "we need to import the rest of the world because you lot aren't having kids now".
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Been having lots of bad dreams lately, like really horrible ones. Dreams about my wife and kids dying in car crashes and shit like that. Their bodies lifeless and mangled. Wish they would stop.
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>>82654817
Is that the guy who's always standing and walking?
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>>82654844
You've been cursed lad, definitely voodoo going on here. Do you know any Africans that might have a problem with you?
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>>82654844
Corr watch out lad dont you know spirits are real?
Dreams are NEVER anything except the total future truth.
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>>82654817
All the characters (with some obvious exceptions) were all late 40s-50s
It would make sense talking about rory calhoun tbqh
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A lot of 90's kids literally got bait and switched on the demographics issue.
All we heard growing up was "THERE'S TOO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE! DON'T HAVE KIDS!", and a lot of people actually got traumatised by that. I remember my sister telling me a few years ago that she thinks we need a one child only law.
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we could have geared society so that the cotswolds was the norm, lovely nature, nice architecture, a small but sustainable population with a good standard of living but noooooo the gdp cult just had to infinitely expand
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I literally made up the name Rory Calhoun. I had no idea he was a real person and a relevant cultural icon for Sopranos characters given their ages. Fuck me that's a mental coincidence kek.
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Nap finished and that mong is still going lol
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>>82654939
You just remember it from the Simpsons you simpleton.
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Appeals to GDP are hollow. We've had nothing but huge levels of immigration for decades and yet we lurch from one fiscal crisis to another while constantly in a grey zone of not-quite-but-sort-of-a-recession. Productivity and GDP per capita have stagnated or dropped for over ten straight years now. It's just not helping the economy, let alone all the social and political problems it introduces.
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>>82655048
Hahaha, very possibly it was lurking in my subconscious.
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>>82655053
Nobody saying it's for GDP actually believes that, except for useful idiots who parrot it
It's just their acceptable excuse
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addicted to olives atm
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>>82654489
I think beyond our solar system into the wide vast universe there are thing that exist that we might consider as magic.

Magick is a complicated business because if you set your intent to do something and go and do it is that magick, is the fact that I'm writing my thoughts out and that you can read them magick?

I don't want to get into this "everything is magic" bullshit but we do live in a peculiar reality.

Are ghosts real? I dont think dead people are running around haunting neets or anybody, until proven otherwise I think we just die and theres nothing more too that. Nothingness is coming for us all.

I give the chance that there is another sentient species on this planet that is much smarter than us a good 15% though.
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>>82655070
Yeah pretty much, just a fucking sad state of affairs all around desu. I just want my conutry to be normal.
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>>82654343
not sure if I have recommend this before but society and re animator make for a great back to back comfy goofy horror films x enjoy your chilling man!

I always enjoy a good kino BUT I have been balls deep in baldurs gate 3 and never want to leave
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>>82655053
It is funny watching the news try to spin a negative GDP figure into somehow being good

>Well it dropped by 3% but as you can see here from the 1st to the 4th it actually IMPROVED by 0.1% so things are going swimmingly"
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Klaus Schwab is not a nice man.
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virgin blocking annas archive now
oh no i clicked on my vpn on my vps
master hacker me
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>>82655212
dont know him personally
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lot of effort goes into merely existing, youve got to get out of bed, make the bed, poo, brush your teeth, shower, sort your hair out, youve got to do laundry and have clean clothes, iron them to be presentable, youve got to eat food, make the food, clean up, youve got to poo, take bins out, clean up the kitchen and clean the sink, sort out the bathroom as you cant have poo stains can you really or grime on the floor no, you cant have dirty shower glass either. Youve got to do shit like meal prep, exercise, go outside and interact with others to earn a wage to continue existing, youve got to brush your teeth, god its just never ending isn't it, its as though 97% of waking life is preparing to continue existing.
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just necked a can of olives
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>>82653587
Nigger is so online he can't fathom that someone has a job
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Mums just got back from Aldi and brought me a toffee apple. As a child I wasn't allowed a toffee apple at Halloween. Now as an adult I can have one if I like, it was nice I liked it. Spent more time picking the toffee out of my teeth than I did eating the damn thing.
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not allowed toffee apples since the murder
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>>82655264
its hard work but worth it
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>>82655212
Ve hab penetrate ze cabinet x
Ve hab penetrate ze government x
Over half of ze cabinet is young global leaders x
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>>82655289
it is to have a nice functional body, a clean and tidy flat and to not be destitute I suppose
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>>82655277
why do you reply to 5 hours old posts? odd
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>>82655310
why use racist slurs? odd
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me? really not a fan of how long Christmas goes on for and that it has stretched its tentacles into november 1st 00:00am until 27/12/2025 00:00am
because boxing day is the aftershock of christmas day. Like I dont want to hear mariah carey and the same 5 songs for nearly 2 months solid u get me? plus I know its just going to be me on my tod as well so its just wank
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>>82655328
To be fair mate I actually do start christmas shopping in November, but just cos I want it out the way early, so I don't mind them putting SOME thought into it. It's when they start selling decorations in September that drives me mad.
I manage to ignore most of it though outside of December. Not listening to radio or talking to another human being helps.
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>>82655365
Some absolute mong near me has their house fully decorated already

The place is fucked
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>>82655375
I saw in the news some local bint down southwest has been like harassed for having her decorations up already lel
To be fair she did seem like a mong, in the "I wish it was always christmas!!! I love christmas films all year round!!!!" sense.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9wd7z5kk5qo
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>>82653610
>he doesn't have GNU/Linux stickers
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Racism outside of /b/? Against the rules.
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>>82655216
Huh, looks like they've got ebook-hunter too. Hardly a bother, fyi mate you can still use the AA mirror welib.org, or indeed you can use your VPN. Nice to have options though.
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I do believe I'm going to be off sick tomorrow, might even take Wednesday too. Treat myself.
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me? got my meaty potato salad made for worklingtons tomorrow and my porridge. Think I'll pick out a good documentary to munch on my porridge to around lets say 10:30am, Im thinking something pre history which will be comfy. Do quite like my mid morning porridge and documentary time in work.
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Keking at the multiracial advert
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>>82655390
The OS argument? I get it brother, I also feel strongly, but you can't class your race as Linux user, I know I know, shhh, there there, it'll be ok.
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Watching some mosque audits.
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Why do people think Jamie Lee Curtis is attractive? She looks like a fucking horse. Genuine actual minger of the highest degree.
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>>82655549
*makes the boomer go wild*
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>>82655423
Get the pregabalins ready de lad
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How do I get a gf in the year of our lord 2025 in this cuntry? Will be 28 next year and I feel times running out, only get attention from muslim women for whatever reason and they're all fucked in the head.
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>>82655581
Fuck me man she looks like a horrendous man in this film, it's revolting.

>>82655638
Yesterday was my preg day, need a little bit of a break to make the most of it. Might have a cheeky go on Wednesday though.
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>>82655674
no idea, if I didn't have current gf who I met through an old friend group id have none as I have no mates, I think you need to meet one through friends.
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Had a waccies for din dins. Got that Philly cheese stack large meal with extra cheeseburger and chicken selects. It lush x
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>>82655750
any plans this evening lad?
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>>82655757
Drinks and sex with Steve then might get a wag in
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>>82655750
Appetite back in force
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>>82655448
RAAAAAYYYYYYCCCCCCIIIIIISSSSS
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>>82655821
Aye it always comes back strong a few days after the sesh. Feeling much better now.
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shave and shower rtime I reckon then l4d2
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>>82655847
Gotta push through the temptation for a few weeks lid.
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Sex bots are almost here de liddingtons.

https://old.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1njd2tj/aheaffrom_achieves_faces_with_human_like/
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>>82655895
Imagine having to hide that in your cupboard. Under lock and key when the family is over
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almost october de lads
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Britians most historic towns with the Mac and cheese in oven and the cold beers in fridge and I will be eating the Mac and cheese whilst watching the cute red head tell me about Roman towns and then drink myself into a stupor because I am unable to maintain relationships or even hold down a friendship IRL.

might post some gaping arseholes later see how funny I find it x
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>>82655981
Stick this on lad x
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>>82655981
>Roman towns
where i'll be going soon
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Bettany Huge tits will always be my history crush <3.
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>>82655981
Already paid your mother the 750 pounds for next month?
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>>82655981
>>82655991
Not even trying to be mean btw it just popped in my head cause I got my first job when that was on TV. In a call centre. The managers wouldn't stop talking about it. Honestly not sure how I lasted a few years there.
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There was 15 minutes of toilet time allowed for an 8 hour shift when you went to the toilet you had to set the call centre software to toilet break. If you went over by a few minutes you would 100% get pulled up about what you were playing at. Good times.
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>>82655991
is this like the office or peep show type shit? ive watched 30 seconds and it seems genuine
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>>82656040
No it's a real documentary show. It was quite famous at the time.
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>>82656054
fucking hell, I actually cant watch this, are most call centres like this? god id rather work in a burger king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6giqmaLzS50&t=23s
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https://youtu.be/6giqmaLzS50 grim af
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I have never known someone to be AS obsessed with the working life and having a job as this unemployed drug addict.

jealous that he will never be relied upon by another human being.

a parasite.
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Had a job interview today for a minimum wage office job. I think it went well. About to sign my life away for minimum wage if I get accepted.
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>>82656064
British work culture is sickening sometimes ngl
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>>82656084
How's your singing voice?
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Had a weird dream about Nubs. We were sitting sort of holding hands then Nubs told someone not sure who it was that she's tired she's going to bed, I said I'm tired too and also going to bed, we both said not the same bed obviously. As we were walking up the stairs Nubs was naked for some reason, she had cuts all over her back, I said what happened here, I don't recall her response. Nubs got into bed, I asked her if she wanted the second blanket putting over her, she agreed and I placed the blanket over her. Then I went to another bed. After I was in bed I checked my emails, Nubs had sent me an email, the subject was Re: Hot, the first part of her reply was Ohh, and I don't recall the rest
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Not reading that shite
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>>82656064
>tfw you fail the singing round of the interview
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>me and my scruffy older boyfriend snuggled in bed watching 3 hours of Bettany hughes

:(
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Me? In Dublin going to see are Lewis Capaldi. Shout out to Crossy. x
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>>82656064
This is Ruthmong's future once his parents die
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>*Hurls dust in your face*
You're feeling very sleepy de lid.
The dark spirits lay claim to your soul de lid.
It's not womfy one bit.
The curse can be averted de de lid.
Go warn down to the Beige Buffet
OoooOOOoooOOOOoooOOOoo
Pick me up a Big Beigey Box Meal
12 pack of Beige Bits
And a large beigey boba tea.
OOooooooOOOooooOOOooooOOoo
Be quick de lid or you upset the LOA.
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>>82656211
man what a sad life you lead

death will be a relief for you pa
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>>82656228
t. voodoo zombie
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>>82656145
>and my scruffy older boyfriend
I'll volunteer lad.
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it sounds like i am being shelled
https://vocaroo.com/172QopERl9AL

i did NOT agree to this.
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Quite enjoyed the call centre desu
(Watching the show)
Can't think of a worse job
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>>82656256
Had a mate who worked in a call centre and is now doing alright for himself. According to him, the key is to slog out the bullshit low wagie call desk job until you can go for a lead role and start bossing around those low wagies phone monkeys instead.
Last I heard his wage was quite tidy.
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You can make 32k/year being a job centre wagie. I was told to apply for it by my work mentor lady but I couldn't be bothered. imagine having to deal with jobless louts daily?
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the career advice I make sure to listen to is from long term parasites with zero life experience or happiness.

they definitely have the knowledge and human spirit to share and help. LMAO

you fuckers are hollow and less than boat immigrants
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>>82656291
I've been employed for about 10 years but sure you do you.
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by the bins we have people always dumping their stuff
like old mattresses and shit, it just rots there
but yesterday i made a bulky collection request to the council
cause i have to throw out two office chairs
called them up and theyre picking them up in the morning
so i had to drag out my flat two office chairs and drag them by the bins today
everyone was looking at me
they think im the guy who keeps dumping stuff there
fuck em i guess im legal me
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Rather work in a windowless warehouse than a call centre desu
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>>82656282
Would sooner rope.
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>>82656347
I think I'd quite like warehouse work anyway. Like being on my feet and walking about, and just a list of "shit to do" and getting to it.
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>>82656291
Mr. Brightside. C sharp. Go x
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>>82656391
show me your 37 and a half hours looking for work or we take your pittance away

go x
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>>82655895
there's these atm:
https://www.realbotix.com/

these are what the RealDoll community are currently split on. civil war between the trve dollers and the AI futurists.
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PWHOAr YouTubs it is x
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eating two scrambled eggs and a slice of wholemeal toast listening to bettany hughes, shes a bit saucy
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horrible opioid withdrawal nightmare last night. was more abstract than 'being chased by a murderer' or summat, but i do remember it ended with me pissing myself and then drowning in my own piss.

did actually need to wee, and it got me up. how the hell does the brain do this? as though it sent my semi-conscious brain 'panic signals' that carried meaning.
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the 37 hours looking for a job is a meme, all they want to see is you looking for a job, they dont care specifically about how many hours you spend, you just say "yes" when they ask you
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when people dispute anything paranormal/supernatural just tell them this was science, once:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminiferous_aether

and this was was spooky impossible flim-flam:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photon
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what if

being employed is the real punk rock x
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no i dont think it is tbqhwy
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>>82656460
that crankposting the other day is like a metaphor for it all. except that was a cruel Victorian prison punishment.

still need to read picrel one day. i know Graeber-san was a lefty anarchist and that's wrong, but the fact that we have pointless jobs for jobs' sake, that's obvious.

top science boffins wrote an open letter to Lyndon B. Johnson in the 60s: they had to CONVINCE the US government that robots doing people's work is a GOOD thing. fucking hell.
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>unemployed dosser a useless eater
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>>82656475
cracked up watching that Superman. that whole discussion reminded me of the emo discussions on /britfeel/. writers must have a hard time writing 'cool' dialogue that is not 'cringe', but that conversation was basically social realism.
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>>82656539
dossers' bodies process oxygen. and, on the standard /britfeel/ diet, they release a lot of methane.
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7 o'clock. surely that means an end to these fireworks. been an hour now.
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why do you have fireworks i dont have fireworks is it a muslim holiday
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>>82656593
looked it up, not any sort of religious holiday today. thought it was teenagers being daft at first, but teenagers don't have hundreds-of-fireworks money.

none of us want a police state but i do think if you intend to set off fireworks, everyone in the local area ought to be notified well in advance. or, ideally, you need their permission (perhaps a majority vote). all at the fireworkists' expense, with the funds going to the council.
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>>82656624
>>82656593
IT RAMADAM
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the firework users would put a few grand into a deposit, like an insurance/compensation pool.

if anyone is caused harm by fireworks (e.g. weeing dogs, nervous disableds) then the FUs must pay a portion of the fund to those residents.
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Certain my mate's autistic. Does nothing but listen to the same band and their albums, all day, every day. Not even kidding. Have Spotify on my desktop when I work, so does he. All day. Same band. Same songs. All. Damn. Day. Been like for way over a year. Autism?
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>>82656632
very ignorant lad. Ramadam was in March. i DEFINITELY knew this and did not just google it.
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Geggin for a bevvie on Monday evening. Mad tha x
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>>82656632
ramadamnadoo!
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>The dole are reviewing my claim just under 12 months since my last review.
>I'm on fucking LCWRA. I don't have a fucking passport, or a driving licence. Never have. I cannot afford a fucking car, or international travel.
>I have a PASS card that I can use to vote in elections, but this was rejected in the last claim, forcing an appointment.
>No doubt I'll be dragged in next month, though each round of evidence seems to take weeks to complete, so I can state the fucking obvious.
>I guess they are going to do this every fucking year now; when last year's one was supposedly only due to the mass-fraud during the lockdown.
CUNTS!!!
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well I be ramadamned its ramadam
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don't ram a dam, it could cause floods.
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>>82656662
If youre on LCWRA why dont you get on pip as well, I got on PIP me.
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>>82656658
cannot help but notice you are not using MY image.

might i ask why?
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Perfect job for HHL. Will he apply?
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parents on holiday at home on my own
dont know how to cook

sat in the living room in the dark crying while i ate my fish finger sandwich and thought about my ex
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>>82656683
not him but that image is super hekkin cute
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>>82656685
he badmouthed the staff ITT yesterday.

he'll never bee welcome in the 'hive ever again.
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>>82656690
nout wrong with a fish finger sandwich lad, stack em high next time give yaself a proper bit o scran 8 fingies one sandwich? dont mind if do, im mental
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there are still good men out there :)
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>>82656683
>might i ask why?
I saved it cause it's a nice pic lad. Got any more?
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>>82656662
How about get a job you fucking bum
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>>82656662
Not trying to be funny but people like you should get culled
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imagine being born without a foot fetish


GRIM!
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>>82656703
cat playing piano
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>>82656757
Cats cant play piano lad its clearly a fake piccie
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>>82656475
Not at a call centre mate. No wonder you have to hire escorts to have sex.
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>>82656724
A foot fetish is literally a mental illness, not sure why you would be bragging about it you mong.
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Desperados and lager de lads yep on that annual leave beer grind <3 x
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>>82654429
Who is this Shippy you speak of
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>>82656662
>LCWRA is designed to provide financial support to individuals with significant health problems or disabilities

You health problems you have lad?
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>>82656785
>lazy
>entitled
>selfish

the above my lad x
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>>82656780
Oh but he did think about him. He thought about him quite considerably.
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Just one more week until I get me bennies. Oh aye.
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>>82656760
i've not seen a cat in months, so all cats could be AI as far as i'm concerned.
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it all comes down to connection and community

not all treasure is silver and gold mate
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>>82656805
buying anything special, lad? you'll have been 1.5 weeks sober then, think that deserves a little something.
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>>82656817
>not all treasure is silver and gold mate

cor may rewatch this kino tonight
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Lads, I've started noticing dark/black skin under my armpits and groin. I Googled this and it said it's insulin resistance and diabetes. Am I fucked? I do eat a lot of shite to be fair. I'm not obese but I am skinnyfat.
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>>82656662
a provisional licence is 34 quid lad, you do it online , you have probably had years to get this and avoid all this bollocks

Yet here you are
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>>82656837
Diabetes aint always diet mate.
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I had a dole review once.

>Be claiming for 3 months
>REVIEW TIME
>oh ok
>SEND US YOUR BANK STATEMENTS FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS
>ok
>SEND US A PICTURE OF YOUR ID
>ok
>SEND US A PICTURE OF YOU STANDING NEXT TO YOUR ID
>ok
>WE DONT ACCEPT CITIZEN CARDS DO IT AGAIN
>ok
>YOUR PICTURE DIDNT MEET OUR STANDARDS DO IT AGAIN
>ok
>WE WILL RING YOU SOON
>ok
>Indian lady on the phone, gets my name wrong
>Correct her
>She acts like a dickhead for the rest of the call
>Answer her questions
>ok, whatever
>WE WILL CONTACT YOU IN THREE DAYS
>ok
>Told to update my bank balance on the UC website from 0.14 to 1.52

Great thanks.
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>>82656837
ur gun die
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>>82656821

Probably garn order that Battlefield 6 and maybe a cheeky trip to spoons. Plus some other stuff but keeping it private.
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>>82656774
everyone likes feet can't imagine the mental gymnastics it takes to pretend you don't. like being a closet homosexual or a repressing tranny

and while we're at it, armpits are hot and if your girl isn't letting you bury your face in them you've failed at life

cheers x
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man sometimes it just hits the spot
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>>82656846
>citizen card
what flavor of forin are you then?
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Ate meself a little sick i fink X
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>>82656871
not forin it was at some point I needed an ID quickly as my provisional ran out, so I had ordered a passport but it was gunna take like 6 weeks or something, I cant remember and then while waiting I got a citizen card, it was mental because it was like - there was a push to get everyone to get one, now they dont accept them anywhere. I guess it fucks with their digital ID plans.
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I just shitpost don't even read the thread and never reply, what are you going to do about it soft lad?
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>>82656821
>buying anything special, lad?
Alcohol and cocaine
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Young paki lad on the way with some fast good for me to eat
It's what I deserve
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Got that voluntary work in the morning. Oh aye.
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Couldnt do voluntary work me, do work and not get paid? Sounds illegal.
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>>82656918
Jannies on 4chan work for free too
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>Voluntary work
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>>82656837
classic case of niggerfication, have you been listening to hip hop recently? I recommend 10cc of country music and a healthy dose of morphine.
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>voluntary work

Call it what it is lad, The bennies office is forcing you to work for your monthly pittance
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>>82656846
>>YOUR PICTURE DIDNT MEET OUR STANDARDS DO IT AGAIN
had this and i'm arguing with them now.

genuinely don't know what else i can do. first pic is clearly me holding a legible passport. the second pic is a high-res SCAN of my passport. if anything i feel like that's more than most people would do? it's more than legible, you weirdos.
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>>82656960
If I remember rightly I sent in like thirty pictures, so I basically set up with somewhere natural light, like take a photo of the ID by the window then me and the ID by the window.

But I took like twenty photos in the end and sent them all in, fuck em pick one.
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>make that dosser take another picture
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So what if I'm doing it for free. I enjoy my voluntary work. I get to womf around for a few hours litter picking and bantering on with the other lads. It's lightwork and quite fun.
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>no valid ID
>consider getting a PASS card from the Post Office
>marketed as "prove your age at bars! get youth discounts!"
>i'm in my 30s

anyway you do actually need a countersignature. i'll just stick with shopkeepers sometimes asking for my ID and then accepting my expired passport. not like i've gotten YOUNGER than i was in 2018, have i?
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>parents asked me if I got many birthday cards
Why? I mean seriously, I'm 41 years old, they know I have no friends and haven't for decades. What answer are they hoping for here? If I said "No I didn't get any cards" would it make them happy?
Or is that just a normie question that people ask, without really thinking about the answer? Like a small talk kind of thing (I'm autistic so I don't get this stuff).
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>>82656989
>I enjoy my voluntary work
Cope
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>>82656989
haha yeah so why cant you do a full time job again?

useless eater prick
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>>82656989
That's nice but it would be even better if you'd get paid, no? Getting paid is surely better than not getting paid.
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Fuckin el. I thought I was old being 33 x
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>>82657019
Most dollies here are late 30s
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Almost out of ginger beer. Might have to go down t' shop and get some more. It's a hard life but someone has to do it x
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Imagine being a wagie and NOT getting paid holy fuck

That is on another level of grim tbqfh

>on the dole because you "cant work"
>the dole forces you to work for fuck all


lmao
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>almost 40
>voluntary work for benefits
>virgin
>drug addict


grim hehe
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>>82657045
Get some vodka de lad it monday. Me? Garn go on the piss now
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>>82657049
HHL is nowhere near 40 lol. He's early 30s at most.
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>threw out the bedroom chair cause it broke
>now all my clothes are on the floor

it aint right
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>>82657063

Sorry liddington I'm off the wooze until at least Thursday night and even then might not drink depending on how I feel. Life's better when you're not hungover af all the time x
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>>82657097
Me? I'll never stop drinking. Someone has to do it.
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me room stink of farts
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mental how everyone here is 33

reminds me of last year, when everyone was 32
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be a bit weird if everyone was 34 next year.....
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Im 28 and life will only get worse x
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Thats me done for the day, 1900 calories as per the little NHS app, no more foods, not allowed any, gunna be well skinny soon me. All cause of me handy app.
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HAMAS has the choice to indefinitely end the conflict tonight, should they so wish. But they will not. They are abysmal at pretending to be a credible authority
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Was at B&Ms earlier and they had loads of Halloween stuff in and some Halloween decorations up. Looks like spooky wooky season is already well underway here.
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>>82657211
Shut up you cretin
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>>82657211
best get to bed small cock you got work in morning hahahahahahahaha.
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>>82657258
Is it really work if youre not getting paid? Slavery is more correct
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Smooth as Tennessee whisky x
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>>82657131
Just turned 32. Grim.
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Footmong spamming his fetish pics again. Urgh.
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Any other Manlets ever seen the look of repulsion from women when they see how short you are?
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Me? in bed already, got a long day of no responsibilities planned and I gotta be ready , wagies could never understand
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>>82657304
footspacker here all week unfortunately. he's on annual leave, usually he only posts on weekends because he's too knackered working 10hr shifts at the call centre all week
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>>82657328
Stuck in a dead end job living in mummy's boxroom and spams foot fetish pics online when he gets home because he has no mates or social life. What a shitty existence.
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Might become a trucker lads.
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Footdolly kinda of night is it, princess?
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https://www.youtube.com/@SpeedBumpGarage/shorts

this kid is great
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im so depressed and alone
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>>82657402
gooning to degenerate porn all day has fried your dopamine receptors. no wonder you're depressed.
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>>82657402
Serves you right for being a footfag
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>>82657402
Just think of all the filth and depravity you could be getting up to and post about it that makes you happy x
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Why do smelly incel neets seethe at footlord?
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just seen a video of footsaar at work at the call centre lmao
https://youtu.be/ulocSipagHQ?si=eb86I1--LpKQmeQz
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>>82657448
Samefagging footspacker. Next time don't make it so obvious.
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Lots of smelly incel neet coded posts tonight
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britfeel used to be a refuge for mongs like me but it just filled with anger and jealousy

world of men will fall and all will fall to darkness
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>>82657475
Take your foot fetish elsewhere, freak.
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just thought you should know i am playing grand theft auto 4 on the computer
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>>82657306
>16 years old
>sixth form common room
>group conversation
>this girl i'd never really spoken to:
>'sorry, but i can't take you seriously because of your height.'

but then she fell in love with me and wrote me a poem so i don't know what the fuck was going on.
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>>82657485
ckin' bell.
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what can men do against such reckless hate x
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>>82657461
Keep coping smelly loser you live in the shadow of flad.
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>>82657211
halloween stuff has been out since august
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What video games are we playing tonite britfeel?
On the Street Fighter 6 ranked grind.
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ghost army in lotr was dog shit
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Why hasn't someone invented a way to make women like me?
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I got nothing left to lose

nothing can hurt me anymore

my life is nothing but a comedy
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>>82657576
we've been making women for hundreds of thousands of years moron
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Footrat needs to be put down like a sick dog.
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Mad how when you're constipated that just shitting out the tiniest nugget makes you feel better
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>>82657604
Are you constipated often?
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>>82657624
No lad normally shit like champ, nice big sold one sliding out of me in the morning and a slightly loser one post breakfast.
How's your shit?
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this shit so good when u drunk x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVyGxlgeAjc
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>>82657596
You'll bounce back lad you always do x
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Footchad
Footking
Footlord
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>>82657708
Footmong
Footspacker
Footsaar
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Foojeet
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i have discovered a schism in the Sonic fan games community ;_;

https://xcancel.com/zxnoshima/status/1901706534293282823

maybe this guy is racist. but he's also REALLY good at Metropolis Zone. leave him be, IMO.
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>>82657743
Is footmong Indian? That would explain his deranged fetishes.
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>>82657698
https://youtu.be/FnT99F9x854?si=mbM0AXco9zn9uunJ

dont let the bastards get you down x
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>dolly is brown
XD
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>>82657753
>3d sonic
yuck
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>>82657814
Common now. Adventure 1 and 2 are good. , heroes was alright as well.
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>>82657814
to be fair Sonic Utopia is a neat little proof-of-concept demo.

https://chinemerema11.itch.io/sonic-utopia-early-demo

plug in a controller, run around the fun bright playground.
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the only canon sonic games are 1,2,3,s+k and mania
cheers xx
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>>82657903
the Sonic mini-games in Chao Adventure 1 & 2 were pretty good.
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Roight den

Off to beddingtons
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enjoyed that Lunistice as a lo-fi/throwback game.

but as time goes on, you have to accept that Mario 64 was the ONLY good 3D platformer. they should have just kept that basic engine and worked in a better camera.
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>Sort By Reply count /r9k/ and /pol/ are dead slow
>Sort By Bump order /r9k/ and /pol/ are dead slow
>Sort By Last reply /r9k/ and /pol/ are dead slow
What did 4chan mean by this?
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>>82657986
i didn't even know 4chan had that feature tbqh. i mean page 0 is just the most recently bumped threads.

BRING BACK VISIBLE sageru~ AND ENCOURAGE ITS USE IN THE JAPANESE WAY
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In bedo earlier tonight going to sleep and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
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not going to be my usual anal self about this stuff but i miss the FEEL of the pre-catalog days. even when it was a separate tool on that gropes site, even if EVERY poster used it, they shouldn't have caved IMO.

encourages you to actually read the pages and find new threads. lurk more, even. although i absolutely understand threads jump around and it's nice there's a better way to find specific ones. i'm not THAT insane.
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anyway, when 4chan dies, MY imageboard will be JavaScript-free, conforming precisely to the latest HTML 4.01 standards.
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>>82658047
We will be blocked before this site dies lad
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Kebab and cheesy chips on the go x
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>>82658078
i imagine the whole site will an hero when Britain is banned. it's pretty obvious we're the best posters.
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down to my last 6 codeines, 2 tramadols, and 2 dihydrocodeines

gonna have to ration these. dark days ahead.
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>>82658136
can you no just go to the chemist for your wodines
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>>82658136
haha you tried working a job and not being gay?
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>>82658166
what happens if you tell them 'i have a dependence'? do they give you a prescription, or just ask you to leave the walk-in centre?

>>82658201
you can't stop being gay (science has proven this.)
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they got an old lady
they got a fat guy
they got a nonce
they got a they/them
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telly is scaring me. all the adverts are for apps.
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>>82658370
TV is dead. Shame really
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>>82658273
i just get them from boots they've only ever asked if i've taken them before and to not use them for longer than three days
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>>82658425
you can only get co-codamol though, yeah?

don't want to overdose on paracetamol when my body's after it for the codeine.
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mother used to send me to the chemist's for her Solpadeines. sometimes it was the same woman at the till and she would not let me buy any more.
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Just had a quick shower now having a Dicksons steak pie.
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>>82658502
I had one of those today
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i don't hate women because of my mother or the she-chemist. in fact, i don't hate women at all. bit of a feminist, even.
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>>82658273
>what happens if you tell them 'i have a dependence'? do they give you a prescription
Lmfao yeah they'll just hand out controlled drugs because you tell them you're a junkie
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>>82658526
when you get arrested the police ask if you need alcohol.
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>>82658505

We all dicksons steak pies in life x
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Crosslad not in tonight?
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last day of September coming up.
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Well, the blocked toilet saga continues. Gonna try a few more things before getting a plumber involved.
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Smile like you mean it, G sharp. Go x
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>>82658665
COMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
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job centre asking NEETs to take humiliating photos
anon asking everyone to do Killers songs

why must we have these hoops?
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>>82658717
Bruce Hornsby. The way it is. D minor. Go x
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are we human
or are we denser
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*goes back in time*
*adds quotation marks and dashes to ASCII/keyboards*
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Think imma call it a day and go beddingtons now. Got that voluntary work in the morning so don't wanna stay up too late.
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Trying to make some base level of effort to make my house less of a hellhole, been too depressed to do anything for weeks but it's reached tipping point, if I do a sinkload of dishes then watch an episode of something then go back to it, I can slowly make a dent in the filth.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLuhWLNqpiA

start doing THIS
>>
you've got more chins than the Chinese Hogwarts



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