This terrifies the moid
if you put a moid in panties and use one of these on his peepee he will cum without even getting hard!
It does. It can pleasure you in 3 different sets of vibrations, meanwhile a moid penis can only penetrate your hole and that's it. If men came with vibrational features in our penises, there will be no use of vibrators.
>>82656857>Kitchen utensilYeah whatever ooh im so scared
>>82656857How the FUCK am l supposed to compete with that
>>82656857why should i be afraid of a microphone
>>82656873Wrong. I tried this once and nothing happened. What am I doing wrong?
>>82656878You can't, that's the pointI fucking love technology
>>82656857vibrators in general just feel really good, but i prefer smaller ones that arent as clunky
>This terrifies the foid
>>82656884really? cause it's happened to me like lots of times. mostly put pressure on the base of the shaft not the head of the penis and squeeze and push and then boom cum all over the panties.It's really not good though very bad behaviour
>>82656857It is terrifying. How can I even get it in my ass?
>>82656912>>82656881>>82656876These moids would be unable to find a clitoris if you gave them a whole month
>>82656922you can just google it, what are you 50?
>>82656922>You cant find this thing that doesnt existWhats next, el dorado
>>82656927"wait babe give me a second i need to look something up" mid foreplay
>>82656922i'd rather find the holy grail
>>82656922Would it take that long to bushwhack through your dense matted jungle of pubic hair?
>>82656857Use it on my dick
>>82656922Chad doesn't need to do that. He'll fuck you until HE cums, and you will always come back for more
>>82656927>ummm sorry give me a minute darling, I need to use my phone and educate myself on female anatomy because I'm a fucking retardPerfect sex
>>82656922I never got the "can't find the clit" meme. The first time I touched a pussy, I found it pretty much right away. It's not like it's hiding
>>82656939>>82656950>"Educate yoself">"Wait no no not like that!"
>>82656939>>82656963what if you google it before having sex?
>>82656966Idgi, but I didnt do that
>>82656966you crazy son of a bitch you solved it!
>>82656857foids will proudly buy every other sex toy in the book and furiously masturbate all day while accusing moids of being pervs kek
>>82657002because moids bother other people with their pervness thats the issue. i just stay in my room gooning to ao3 and no one has to know about it when moids are desperate to their pps wet
>>82657002I'm a perv when I'm ovulating, you are perverts all the time
>>82657012It's because men are always ovulating. We are capable of going plap plap plap get pregnant every single day, every 20 minutes for our entire lives where you're only able for a week each month.You are like werewolves coming out with the moon, we are like pirates chasing after booty every day
>>82657010Dont be racist>>82657012>Im not a pervert when im menstruating but I am 80% of the time.>You are worse for being a pervert 90% of the timeRiiiiiigggghhhttttttt
Women are actually horrible perverts though, you would be shocked at the number of office women who keep vibrators in their purses and get off during breaks
>>82657028>ovulation is 80% of the timeIdiot moid
>>82657054>I am not interested in sex, only when I ovulateLiar. Ovulation just makes women HYPERsexual, something most men dont get. That one week of hyperhorniness makes up for the one week of not wanting sex.You are a liar.
>>82657047It's why bullet and lipstick vibes exist. If you'd only use them at home you'd be fine with a full sized one, even with a powercord.
>>82656922>pulls apart your pile of rancid deli meats to find the engorged mushroom capi'm a little piggy digging for truffles
Here is some knowledge for you to understand foids better.for about 4-7 days they are sick and bleeding,After that there is another 4-7 days where they are just normal bitchesThen after the 2 weeks they are ovulating horny bastards. This is when they are fertile. their fluids are more mucusy and they want to rub their slime on your face. This is when you cum inside foid and get a baby.After that they have like 2 weeks of being normal bitches until they start bleeding again.If you hang around the same woman who you're sexually attuned to long enough you should be able to pick up on when she is horny and use that to your advantage. It is quick to find period they will often even tell you because they are in pain and whining about it then you can just count from there, just start flirting heavy like 6 days after they tell you they were on their period and go hard on trying to get sex for a week then ignore her until the next month
Nah I love making a bitch bust back to back with one of these. It makes them so juicy and wet
>>82656857I'm not. I want to use it on a foid.
me? love vibrators because I dont have to do as much, gf cant cum without my willy in her plapping away because she likes the fullness and can cum from penetration alone but it makes her cum a lot faster which is nice because then I dont have to be concerned about busting too soon
>>82656857If you were a real foid you'd know that clit orgasms aren't worth much
>>82657112Okay, this moid is actually knowledgeable
>>82656922The clit is located where a penis would be because it's a small penis really.
What if your woman is so big that it's the only option?
The truth is, nobody really cares about what women do anymore. Enjoy your toys, it's a free country.
>>82656857>Gives my tongue and fingers a breakfuckin' terrifying man. I'm shaking in my boots
>>82656901AAAAA NOOO I LIKE MY BUCCAL FAT WHERE IT IS!!!STAY AWAY!!
https://youtu.be/XBxzR0QKJPY?si=Fi3SfnnPI3ogjHB5
>>82656857OP, how about I put that thing up my ass and we fuck.
>>82657581Not possible, it's too big
>>82656857>picrelthinking about an overstimulated shy moid sobbing after i make him cum too many times by holding one of these bad boys to his dick for hours
I kinda wish mood wouldn't be scared of those, imagine getting a bf that wants to tease you sexually to heavy orgasms with one of those while you are on his lap
are you saying that women can bond with Inanimate objects and men cant ?thats good for me
>>82656857I don't really care. No woman would let me touch her anyway
>>82657112this explains alot
>>82657613It's possible to mold them into liking it but it takes time
>>82657436now i know more about foids
>>82656857Not really. I think it's cute for a woman to use these. If I ever become attractive enough for a girl to want to have sex with me, it would be fun to use on her.
>>82657644How can I achieve that?
>>82657112what happens with women in Menopause ?
my ex used to use one so much she fucked up her nerves and couldn't cum from regular dick anymore, she literally had to wean herself off of the hitachi by using smaller and smaller vibrators and then couldn't properly cum without at least some sort of vibrator and it would take her a long time, when she first got it she apparently for a long time would just goon for hours and hours and hours at a time until she was just a mess, like some sort of goon demon possessed her. Was one you could plug directly into the wall apparently.
>>82657662Yeah, same here. I want to use one on a foid until her eyes roll back in her head and she can't think straight anymore.
women are insane creatures hahathey go through so much and men dont
>masturbate with vibrators since you're 12>cry that it's the males fault you can't orgasm during sex
>>82657671You must do it during or right before sex when he's already horny, this makes moids agree to almost everything
why does it matter if i dont know where the clitoris is penis is still going in the hole
>>82657672Isnt that a state near canada?
>>82657688Do you know where the hole is though?
>>82657719nta you cant fuck that up even if you tried, the entire thing is sloppy and wet on the outside and your dick just naturally glides into it, even if its pitch black you can easily locate the hole
>>82657673>>82657684>no, you don't get it, my AWESOME, HUGE, THICK, THROBBING peepee would certainly make you coom, your vibrator is the problem!
>>82657112>start flirting heavy like 6 days after they tell you they were on their period and go hard on trying to get sex for a week then ignore her until the next monthNow this is why I still come to r9k. Gonna plap fat foids using this tactic, thanks.
>>82656857My pussy is too sensitive for these things, it made me cum in like 20 seconds
>>82657112>just start flirting heavy like 6 days after they tell you they were on their perioddoes this actually work or will they just call you a rapist
>>82657738it most certainly is a problem if you get nerve damage from it you spaz
Masturbation is a Sin.
>>82657738Nice cope. You think only the dick gets desensitized from too intensive stimulation?
>>82657742What do you usually do instead of using a vibrator?
>>82657841I just think really hard.
>>82657610i jerk off to vids of post orgasm torture and i need that so badly you don't understand
>>82657613i'm not scared of them, i own one and the idea of giving a girl an orgasm so strong she passes out is my dream
>>82657751they get turned on by the idea of rape during their ovulation then regret it during their bitch phases
>>82657610Did anyone else ever try and see how long you could withstand the shower head on that single stream full blast setting pointed straight at the tip of your dick when you were younger? Or was that just a me thing?
>>82657841I use my hands, they feel better anyways>>82657849That too, telepathic gooning
>>82656857Only really big dildos scare me, vibrators are my fren.
>>82656857Ahhhh noooo stop foid stop it ahhhh!!!
>my face when >aaAAAAaaAaAAaaAaAaAAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!
>>82656857Why would I be terrified of a buffer?
>>82657943Why? Dildos are just plastic penises, vibrators are much better than penises
>>82658027insecurity mostly, saw my sister's when I was younger too.
>>82657849>>82657940How does that even work? Doing it with though alone sounds really hot...
>>82656857I dont understand why this is supposed to terrify me?
>>82658126Because it's better than you at satisfying women
>>82658135Women aren't going to fuck me either way. Do you know what board you are on?
>>82658093Sorry nona, I was just memeing. I have cummed just from being turned on once but that was a long time ago so I don't remember
>>82658146Yes, a board full of mansluts who have their dicks slurped by random bimbos every weekend
>>82658168im a manslut but i dont do hookups nona.
>>82658168Is this just your fantasy or what?
>>82656857I want to use it on a femanon.> No anon! It's not for insertion, stop!
>>82656874>It can pleasure you in 3 different sets of vibrations, meanwhile a moid penis can only penetrate your hole and that's it.I thought the wand only worked on your clit
>>82656857Do people actually use hitachis? I've heard they're noisy as fuck and not even that good.
>>82659422I'm pretty sure they weren't even meant to be used as sex toys when they were invented, so yeah I imagine they're not as great as the memes make them out to be.
>>82659422>>82659470brothers you're missing out, they make girls cum retarded hard when used right and they can give a pretty strong different kind of orgasm if you use them on your dick. I do equal amounts of jerking off and using a wand.
Foids are allowed to have this sitting next to the bedroom lamp but my 26 pounds of ass realistic booty sex hip is creepy
>>82659488Don't you need to plug them into the wall or some shit?
>>82659511if you see a girl with this sort of thing just sitting out then shes a hopeless coomer, that is not a norm>>82659554yeah or a power strip or whatever. they make battery powered ones too. it feels really good though. i just press it against the bottom of the tip of my dick and it feels good as fuck. can make me cum really fast if i want to.
>>82656857i own one of these as a mani tie my girl up and blindfold her and alternate fucking her, eating her out, and using it on her
>>82656857Nah, I'd have a lot of fun using that on foids tho.
I would happily use this on her clit while i pound her pussay.and then when i'm done i will do picrel to her and leave her for a bit while i eat my tendies :)
Did you know you can make a guy ejaculate with a vibrator even if he has no sensation in his dick?Now you know.
>>82656857no seriously though, can a woman still love sex with me when these exist?
>>82660108top tipit would feel even better if she used this with your cock inside her
>>82660108Yes. But you get bonus points if you use one.
>>82656884you probably got jewed at birth like I did
>>82660117>>82660130wont she just start to like the vibrator more thomy dick cant vibrate or nuffin
>>82656857Not really. A lot of women have never even had an orgasm.
>>82656873erm are the panties necessary for this method..?
>>82660145even if she did like the vibrator more, the dick + vibrator combo is even better, no matter what she will want your cock and the better it feels the more often she'll want it
>>82660178>even if she did like the vibrator moreare you implying that most of the time she wont?>more often she'll want itso she just stops wanting it without the vibrator
>>82660160the panties are mandatory, moid
>>82656857>This terrifies the moidno they use 3-4 things now
>>82656857i have gamer hands meaning i can vibrate any part of my hand very hard and for 30s at a time when i want
>>82660485this is comedy, its got the rule of 3s, the timing, the angle 10/10 my sides are in orbit.
>>82656857you're supposed to use them on your foid after you orgasm to make sure she does too
>>82656857you can always give yourself more pleasure than that from another personwhat makes it special is the emotional connection you have to that person
What happens to society when Hitachi wands become Hitachi android lovers? How do moids cope?
>>82656857Moid using this on me while I use a fleshlight on moid
>>82661528This is entirely untrue. Most physical sensation feels better when it's not you doing it.
tranny rping as a chick in this thread, sad!
>>82660485I'm so glad I'm gay.
>>82660485WTF how deep in her colon was that toy
>>82660485>still tries to masturbate herself while her pelvis is having an epileptic fit.Now thats a gooner girl
>>82657112Luckily my girl has some sort of hormone implant in her arm. So she never gets periods, can't get pregnant, and is always horny.It's like Girl 2.0
>>82662648nexplanon, the thing can one day decide to move around inside the arm, then you need a hospital
Whats there to be terrified of? I already don't talk to women
>>82662660Let's hope that doesn't happen, then! Luckily hospitals and clinics are all around.
>>82656962that's just women complaining about their chad hookups not bothering with stuff like female orgasms
>>82656962>I never got the "can't find the clit" meme. The first time I touched a pussy, I found it pretty much right away. It's not like it's hidingIt varies to woman. Some are visible like a nub. Some are underneath the surface in the same spot. Some are very visible like a small penis and get erect if she is excited.
>>82657023Mmmm, brovulation...
>>82656939ChatGPT says it's inappropriate and I shouldn't harass young ladies by thinking about such things. But when I said she's not a young lady she was only 8 it said "say no more" and started giving me detailed instructions.>>82657112Here's another protip:If you have a good sense of smell you can just smell when they're on their period. It's actually pretty noticeable.
>>82657735>, even if its pitch black you can easily locate the hole>what's that thing>eww it's gross, I'll need to tell her to see a doctor about that>aww here we go, the hole I'm familiar with, the butthole
>>82662648>Luckily my girl>Has permanently sterilized herself>we are always drunk on fornicationRepent faggot.
>>82657751They'll call you a rapist anyway, you may as well earn it. >>82659511A hole you put dick into is dirty, yeah. That's also the same reasoning that women get called whores for taking different dicks though so it balances out. Women can use toys, men can use women.
>>82662988>permanentlyeducate yourself idiot
>>82663017You are permanently changed every single time you have sex outside of marriage. And It is permanent because her entire youth is spent sterilized and by the time she takes it out her hormones will be fucked, she will need IVF to have any chance of pregnancy
>Let me just be on estrogen for 13 years then if I decide I want to be a moid again I can just go off it!Doesn't work like that, your hormones are important and change everything about you forever.A woman unable to have her period is someone Normal and Okay?Sex outside of marriage is normal and okay?You're disgusting
>>82663030normal people:>have several long term monogamous relationships in your youth>get 1-3 kids in your thirties>have a happy and fulfilling liferightoids:>stay an hate-filled incel until you die because of your delusions about biology and psychology>or groom some retarded teen into getting pregnant, sooner or later she has a breakdown and leaves with the babies who grow up to be crack whores
>>82663032you dont even know how that implant works you mongoloid
>>82656857wonder if moidchan has one
>>82663084She has two moid-dolls, one for love and one for abuse
>>82662535Foids are the ones who already want sex robots banned, sweetyBecause they realize it will be their end.
>>82656922i don't care about your disgusting malformed micropenis, foid
>>82663112Delusional. It's men who are literally killing themselves or losing their minds because of loneliness, meanwhile most women are happy being single and getting a hook-up from time to time.
>>82656857Im mostly scared of deep water and spiders
>>82663132>and spidersSissy
>>82656922I'm an expert at finding the clitoris.I carry out female circumcision.
>>82663122https://campaignagainstsexrobots.org/Cope.
>>82662988>permanentlyYou're either poorly educated or very stupid. You can remove the implants anytime you like.
>>82663030Also we're married, retard.
>>82656873Wrong, it will get hard before cumming happens.>source : I asked a friend who has a friend who knows someone who tried it as a joke once, I sure wouldn't know that little fact myself and especially not from experience hahaha
>>82656922Were they supposed to?
>>82663350I know you're a foid or a tranny. You can't cum from just vibration on your dick. It's super uncomfortable, and most men would throw up before they get hard
>>82663432And I can absolutely tell you have not tried because it's really not hard.You put the vibrator agains the underside of the tip and that's kind of it. You're not going to cum instantly once it makes contact, but it's no more or less "tiring" than masturbating normally. It spares you a sore wrist if you have a hard time getting hard or have low blood pressure and need time to get stuff started.If you're circumcised then use some lube or wear a condom.>t. dude, but I'm sure you'll keep saying I'm a foid or a tranny even if I show a timestamped photo of my hairy balls
>>82663432lmfao this fucking guyI get not having money for a vibrator, but why go out of his way to say dumb shit like this? Is it some kind of need to defend masculinity or something?
>>82663046>makes it politicalLol, just lol really.You're gonna burn in hell.
>>82663483>>82663525You can't cum from a vibrator, idiots. If you're not trannies hopped up on hormones, you're probably just premature ejaculators. Most men won't cum from a gentle breeze. Unironically try having sex once in your life or at least watch some porn to try and learn the basics.
>>82663577now you're just taking the piss lmao >says men can't cum from a vibrator>tells me to watch porn
>>82663525I don't get not having money for a vibrator.You can grab crap ones on amazon for 20 bucks or something.
>>82663577anon think about your own words for a moment. You're admitting that men can cum "if they're premature ejaculators". All you're saying is "I can't cum from a vibrator". That's ok. But you're just admitting you know you're wrong because you know men can do it.
>>82663577It's funny you should bring up premature ejaculation because I'm in the opposite situation and that's why I'm using one.I have low blood pressure and it takes me a while to get hard, so stimulation with a vibrator saves me a lot of stroking while watching porn.I wasn't using that case figure out of the blue.
>>82663585>>82663592>>82663601jesus fucking christ the basedboys came out to the playpen. get out before everything's soaked in piss
>>82656857I do not care about sex or sexual affairs/matters when I am not hammered.
Yeah but it "terrifies" me for the same reason porn "terrifies" women. Really it's just sad to see people choosing to erase the magic of sex by shoving it in your face 24/7 and coming up with these replacements which satisfy the urge without being nearly as good.
>>82656857Does it? I am unaware
>>82663432>You can't cum from just vibration on your dick.Yes you can.There's literally a research paper about this where they used local anesthesia and vibrators.
>>82663935No, you can't, idiot. At least men can't. Only women and prejack s o y b o y s
>NNOOO FEMALE PLEASURE NOOO IM GOING INSAAAANE
>>82657112This is unironically really good, actionable advice.But you should never ever tell women you're doing this with because they will see it as an invasion of privacy (even though it's literally just counting).
>>82664429like a casino banning card counting
>>82664280I literally just told you there is a research paper where they did this and you're still denying reality, you are a leftoid automaton.
>>82664495where do i volunteer for cooming experiments?
>>82664495You are stuck in your gooncave. In reality, Men can't cum from vibrations alone. Stop arguing, you look like a fool or worse.
>>82656857What's so terrifying about a shoulder massager, anon? I would argue that having sore muscles is even scarier than this massaging device but desu both aren't very scary at all.
>>82656857I use one of these on my chastity cage and it makes me squirt while watching white women get bodied by blavk dick
>>82663432I did it when I was 10. I had no idea what was going to happen and I thought I was going to die when I had an orgasm. Seethe, cutfag.
>>82664544I came with a soft dick just from the vibrations of a motorcycle blasting my dick because my pants were too tight
>>82663577I almost exclusively cum using a vibrator, and I'm not a premature ejaculator and I'm a strong manly man
>>82657924I found me moms lol I didn't know what it was but I randomly turned it on my dick and I coomed in like 3s that was before I figured out how to jack off like I was 9 or something...lol good times I think the longest I used it was like 3 hours in a row eventually you will get hard but you can't coom and it just hurts...like stiff discomfort after like 4 loads I was careful though but eventually I think she found out walked into me using it randomly and threw it out fuck
foids really use machines instead of nice soft incel tongues
>>82656857Love making gf cum with power tools
>>82656857Yes and i dont deny it. Yes I am insecure. Fuck you.
