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Why don't you look like this femanon? I want a gf like this.
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>>82658899
I am concerned about my health and waist size is a huge predictor for... just about everything. I'd rather have boring breasts and stay alive.
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>>82658911
>waist size is a huge predictor for... just about everything
This is the strangest metric I have ever heard for health.
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>>82658917
https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/waist-to-hip-ratio-better-than-bmi-in-predicting-future-health-issues
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0002916522038540
Waist size is extremely important. How fat your gut is basically determines how soon you'll die. I got lazy, but look it up if you care, there is a ton of studies about it
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Nice boobs but mind are droopy and would never look like that
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>>82658942
Are they big? I don't care about sag. I just want them to be big.
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I would just like to point out that you can image search the OP pic and find out that the /b/ part is fake. Do you think people really fall for this shit?
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>>82658963
I don't really care. It's just about the build.
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>>82658899
i don't look like that cause i got cursed in the boob department and only have a cups...
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>>82659021
SHOWWW AHHHHHH PLEASEEEEE SHOW ME PLEASEEEEEEEEE
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>>82658899
>Why don't you look like this femanon? I want a gf like this.
I think its quite hard to find most of her cam sessions now
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>>82659026
sorry anon i'm not that desperate for attention, try asking another foid
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>>82659078
Ugly bitch kys
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>>82659045
Is she balding? Why does her hair look like that?
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>>82658963
>fake
Nah, it's all real. Trust me.
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>>82658937
My ratio is 1.09, but i have unnaturally wide hips and big ass for a man and also bitchtits. Nature wanted me to troon out
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>>82659217
why can't fembots look like this? what's stopping them from it?
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>>82659497
they do they just bdon't talk to you
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>>82659118
she most likely has the gene that causes baldness, but because of low testosterone in women it doesn't manifest as hard as it does on men.
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>>82658899
Mine are saggy and spaced out
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>>82659796
But are they big? Why do foids keep omitting the most important stuff?
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>>82659811
Does it matter though? Their shape is bad
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>>82659118
>Is she balding? Why does her hair look like that?
might be a trick of the light, these were old webcams. she just danced around naked and chatted to people
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>>82659835
Yeah. I don't think that shape is bad.
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>>82658899
Holy peak
>>82659045
Still would
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>>82659217
Would impregnate over and over
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>>82659243
>be me
>male
>whr of .73
when do I kill myself
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>>82659884
I was talking about my own not hers
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>>82659956
I know. What you described isn't bad. I just want them to be big.
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>>82659217
>>82659497
>>82659923

>getting real replies
WTF maybe I should quit my job and catfish people with fake images of women that don't exist
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>>82660019
Post more o algo
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>>82660019
I love you fake AI woman plz send more bob and vagine sarrr
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>>82659497
>>82659858
I have a more a bit more of waist but hip dips
For my breast I have wide roots
It's an older photo I just posted there to avoid the hammer
https://unsee cc/album#U18wnesoGuKB
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>>82660111
Not you again...
Why do you keep doing this to me?
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>>82660121
Who are you?
>orig orig
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>>82660111
what you got to worry about? you could do OF with that bod and boobs
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>>82660154
You know who I am. You keep replying when I say I want a gf with big tits, comolain about yours and then you say you aren't interested.
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>>82660230
Ahhh the guy who wants a gf with big tits
I didn't reply you tho, I replied the post asking why I am not like her and you got upset why I actually answered the thread?
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>>82658899
Holy fuck that cow is fat as shit
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>>82660247
I'm not upset, jk.
But this keeps happening. How do I get a gf with big tits?
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>>82660281
Idk aren't some on Tinder? What kind of big tit gf you want? Beside the big tits? Nerdy ones usually hang out in conventions
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>>82659924
Why? That sounds extremely attractive and healthy.
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>>82660298
Likes anime, curious mind, etc. Personality requires more time to filter, it's more of feeling thing.
>Tinder
This seems like hell on earth.
>conventions
I have never approached a woman. How do you think I should go about it?
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>>82660341
The best kind is to approach and talk about something they like, in conventions that is easy because there is a lot of people holding or wearing merch, but not being a creep about it, asking cosplay girls to take a picture but respectfully, those sort of things
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>>82660478
Going to a con alone sucks. I did once, and it was awful. You just wander on your own, everyone else is with a group.
But I will see if there are like open air anime fairs or something.
I really want a gf.

Idk what else to talk about.
What's up with you? Why are you still coming here?
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>>82660520
I've never seen a girl with big boobs at a con without a bf, or if shes really hot, shes doing onlyfans
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>>82660583
In a more general note,
When I go outside, some days I see a lot of women that I think are pretty. I get the intrusive thought of "what if I talked to her?" And then instantly get overwhelmed by thoughts telling me how she would never want anything to do with me.
It's like I know she will be repulsed or annoyed. So I just don't do it.
It's creepy anyway, to talk to a stranger.
It's just like, I can't fucking imagine a pretty woman wanting anything to do with me. Fuck.
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>>82658899
cute but i wish she was fatter
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>>82660520
The con idea is retarded roastie gaslighting, if anything women there are even more attuned to and hostile toward spergy behavior, they simply want to be orbited from arm's length. The fact that you try to converse with the women here though indicates you're a retarded chopped simp so honestly it's over regardless of what you do, you'd be lucky for a ftm freak with no tits at all
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>>82658911
not op but can you be my gf instead?
I like girls with boring breasts
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>>82658899
my gf has this level of chubby, which i find really hot, but she only has A cup titties. It's fucking tragic. She seems to be the one and I'm never going to get a titjob before I die if I don't cheat on her :/
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>>82661059
anon you can get a titjob from a girl with A cups
you just gotta try harder
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>>82661006
this woman has the perfect body type, and a cute face. Would breed this pygmy maiden until my bloodline reached around the world twice.
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I don't want to look like that. I like the freedom of movement that being small and skinny gives me. Even just the wider hips and bigger butt from childbirth is kind of annoying. I already bumped into stuff constantly and now it's even moreso.
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>>82661059
You should kill yourself.
>>82661168
It's insane to think that people with kids browse this website.
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>>82661245
>It's insane to think that people with kids browse this website.
people with kids browse this website, and kids browse this website
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>>82661252
Clown world. Very bleak.
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>>82661245
It's bound to happen with such an old site. I was in my first year of high school when I started browsing. That was over 20 years ago.
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>>82661263
Okay, any advice on how to get a gf with big tits?
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>>82661283
I don't know. I've never tried to date another woman.
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>>82661168
You suffer from the Electra Complex
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>>82661305
Do I? My parents divorced before this site existed and I don't talk to my father.
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>>82661294
Idk maybe you have some woman insight or something
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>>82661312
Which is precisely why you do.
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>>82661332
Not really. I was never really all that social. Any knowledge I had would be very outdated just because of my age, too. I have an online friend with that kind of body, and she likes horror and old men. That's about all I can offer.
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>>82661168
Wait are you saying you've had children?
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>>82661471
Just one so far. Might be more down the line, might not.
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>>82660111
I may be too much of a tard but I can't see anything on this link. Can you renew it or something please?
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>>82661477
Funny you're on 4 chan

What's it like being a mother? You dont like your body changes?
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>>82661542
>Funny you're on 4 chan
I just don't really fit in most other places now. If I'm not here I'm on KF because of it.
>What's it like being a mother? You dont like your body changes?
I don't really mind the changes, it's just I've always been clumsy. Like I said, I bump into things. I don't know what it is but some days I feel like I'm magnetically attracted to them. And now there's more of me to bump into stuff, because some of the changes are permanent. Being a parent is great, though. Always kind of liked caring for other people and got along great with kids, so it's been a good fit for me. Even just watching her play with the cat and stuff like that is pretty entertaining. For how much of a little brat he can be, the cat has endless patience for my daughter. It's very cute.
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>>82661574
now show hot mom bod
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>>82661581
I prefer to keep that for people I know well, especially now that I have a family.
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>>82661601
>I prefer to keep that for people I know well, especially now that I have a family.
so you admit you have hot mom bod, I knew it.
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>>82661574
Your daughter does sound cute, I'm glad your happy with kids

So did your hips just get wider with childbirth?
Are there any other changes, that you dont really like?
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>>82658899
>Tfw no big booba gf
I'd rather date a chubby 4/10 with big tits than a 8-9/10 who's flat
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>>82662026
Honestly real. If I can't get a titjob at least once in my life without resorting to adultery, did I even live?
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>>82662045
>Honestly real. If I can't get a titjob at least once in my life without resorting to adultery, did I even live?
to girls the grass is always greener, theres flat girls who are porn stars an escorts.
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>>82658899
Those breasts are genuinely divine.
It pisses me off that I will never get to grab them, never get to feel them pressed against my stomach in a lovely embrace.
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>>82660281
Get a woman with small tits willing to be your gf.
Get a woman with big tits not willing to be your gf.
Make the first woman eat the second woman.
Let nature take its course.
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>>82661574
>my daughter
UUOOOHHHHH
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>>82662063
I hope flat chests become more popular so big tits are in less demand
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>>82661522
It was because unsee removed the three or six hours time limit options to host a picture, if you wanna see I can post again I guess
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>>82662869
>a chance to see cute fembot boobies
Of course. Idgaf if they're bare breasts or clothed in your pic. Also I'm curious cause I don't even know what you mean by 'wide roots' lmao
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>>82658899
I'm so jealous that other women just get to be born with big bazongas like this and I don't
>>82659045
>I facemog and hairmog
NeverMIND LOL
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>>82662903
https://unsee cc/album#ZOSUbKe0j42h
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>>82658899
Women like that are getting impregnated by the first ghetto dweller that gives them attention, meanwhile I sit, alone.
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>>82662063
This is the ideal, large, but not so large they flop over. The problem is it is mostly teenagers with breasts like these because feminists told women to burn their bras and it is not long before the collagen fibers break down and reform longer and "saggier".
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>>82663143
God damn that's hot thanks fembot
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>>82659045
Jesus what a butterface
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>>82661168
sorry you rolled the cow sex
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>>82663275
>this completely normal thing that developed in all mammals is actually le insane! I'M GOING INSAAAAAAANE AAAAAHHHHH
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>>82664162
i mean imagine bleeding from your cock every month and carrying bags of fat on your chest and hips
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>>82663143
>missing my chance twice
I appreciate your good intentions, fembot. Thank you.
I guess I'm just destined to never witness your boobs, and I accept my fate.
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>>82664162
do not worry you are probably just a closet faggot
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>>82662949
>I facemog and hairmog
she can put makeup and a wig or hat or even do a different hairstyle and look completely different from the chin up but you'll still always be a lumpy sack of shit
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>>82664881
Imagine having to do all that extra shit to look mid
>lumpy sack of shit
I'm not fat, I bodymog her in every way except her boobs
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>>82664916
you're a chestlet?
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>>82664951
Yes, I'm a chestlet
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>>82664993
your looksmatch would be a manlet, maybe we should date
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>>82658899
there are not femanons here anon, only fat bald men acting like women
Plus a female who browses this place cant have such big fucking beautiful tits thus that an edit, fuck you
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i met a fembot that had tits like this, but there was no amount of tits willing to fix her one thousand mental illnesses
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Still looking for a gf like that.
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>>82666153
Where to look now that's the question
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can u stop self bumping this retarded coomer thread
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>>82666337
Here maybe?
>>82666344
I hadn't posted itt since last night.
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>>82666344
Back to work wagie, chop chop!
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>>82666354
I don't think there's much luck to be had here and I wish it were different
>>82666344
Please find more important things to get upset over for your own sake
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>>82666398
It's all I want. I don't know how else to try. Irl I get too scared.
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>>82663189
They will flop over in time. Once she hits 28-32 them titties are going down.
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>>82666463
Good, it should happen way earlier.
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>>82666433
Same bro. Outside women are too varied. At least here there's more of a chance that we'd be on the same page. But here the pickings are slim and accessing them is even harder
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>>82658899
I just want to be loudly arguing with her in public and then grab a handful of her tit (and maybe a pinch on the belly) out of nowhere and watch as her pasty caucasoid face reddens and she explodes from embarrassment
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>>82666560
they used to keep better
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>>82666581
it's rough out here.
>>82667387
that'd be extremely cute.
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>>82667387
in reality she'd be horrified and land you with a sexual harassment lawsuit and lifelong humiliation for behaving like a 'jeet, unless you're Chad of course
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>>82666463
>They will flop over in time. Once she hits 28-32 them titties are going down.
do you look at every girl and imagine banging them at 80 or something?



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