working for free edition
>>82662164is government control really that bad now in bongistan? are you all slaves now to the royal family?
fantastic edish OPme, waiting for the post (3-4 hours i reckon)
>>82662186nah, just generic police state/surveillance shite creeping in. and we're not even sure WHICH state: by the time it's all implemented, this current government will be long gone. all the politicians themselves comfortably retired to the US.it's all very spooky, but it would be nicer if they could FINISH OUR HIGH-SPEED TRAINS.
High Speed 2? more like Half Life 3.
>>82662209>but it would be nicer if they could FINISH OUR HIGH-SPEED TRAINS.I thought that was shitcanned entirely as "too expensive" because, like all government projects, it was incredibly poorly managed?
morning people eh
litter picking is low T volunteering, top shaggers and alphas volunteer at help the helpers or the forever sleep centre
>>82662217i mean the original white paper made the case it'd be cost-effective, better in the long run. compared to the costly rail improvement strategies they had at the time (i.e. none).we build a rail network once. just do it again. there's still money going into it, somehow, it just gets thrown into the same mysterious black hole as all the other contracts.
>>82662209>FINISH OUR HIGH-SPEED TRAINSWish they'd just fuck it off so the traffic on the M6 can go back to the normal amount of fucked
>>82662164>working for freei wouldnt even work for money. Janitors are ultimate cuckolds
You lot will argue about anything
>>82662421>You lot will argue about anythingI won't
>>82662421to save someone else checking:yes, the blue ones have blue backs.you and i both know playing cards should be red. so don't even pretend.
these stylish rainbow cards look quite fetching.
>>82662436Blue looks better on the green felt imo. Red + Green is actually difficult for some colourblind people to see, and cards can get lost on the table.
Ugh balding got a lot worse in the last few months
>>82662450red is green's complement, just don't be colourblind.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p3QywRY9nl8how does he do this, cardlads?
>>82662442>quite like rainbow stuff as it's colourful and aesthetically pleasing on my eye>cant fucking enjoy it anymore as its usually virtue signalling being shoved down my throat
>>82662505if it wasn't for the heart on the side of the pack, you could even have plausible deniability.i don't actually care if someone is gay or even if they have some flag/symbol for it, but how the FUCK have they won ownership over rainbows?
BBC News - Chinese woman convicted after 'world's biggest' bitcoin seizurehttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy0415kk3rzoCan't even buy houses with millions of pounds of stolen bitcoin any more. What is this country coming to?
>>82662517Yeah that's why I hate it. All I can enjoy now is the rainbow in the sky as it's just science init. It's fully neutral.On any product its likely gaywashing.
Good sleepington this was X
>>82662544maybe some day it'll encourage us to socially detox.ride some horses, pick pretty flowers, look at rainbows. (NONE OF THIS is inherently gay.)
>>82662557nice one ladmight aim for a nappo bappo once this parcel arrives
>>82662584Corrr could do with a sleepo beepo myself, got a job interview today so only managed a stressedo resto all night, which has only exacerbated things.
Corr got some trve emo coming today lads.
>>82662595best of luck lad!>>82662597this game looks rad>Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulatormight give this a go.
need to get The Ur-Quan Masters installed again. pretty fun.
>>82662623Thanks lad but I'm fairly sure I've talked myself out of wanting it. It's 10k more than current job but guaranteed to be more stressful, and also I'm pretty sure the recruiter openly lied to me about what it entailed, so I'm starting off annoyed. Tbh might just not go, think it's just going to be a big annoying waste of time and it's like an hour's drive away.
>>82662623I've only watched a stream of it but it seemed like a fun little time if you dont need a game to be action packed.Great if you like games where you play the hustle like cruelty squad or whatever.
>>82662635I'd go for it, wasnt it 60k?You may learn in the interview its not too bad. Remember its an opportunity for you to ask them shit too, not just them.Maybe don't ask "is it a doss?" though lel
>>8266265960k indeed. Yeah I am really going to go, I just feel like I can't be fucked at the moment, but it's a good practice and if I do get the offer I can always try and get some more out of my current job. Worst case scenario I'll treat myself to a nice lunch and then get drunk this evening to drown my sorrows.
60k? coor. here's me over here on 25k minimum wage.
might start working on my portfolio.
>>82662677Yeah turn up, gauge it out if its worth it, then hold yourself ransom.Really though its just a day out init. Effort but its a life.>>8266267811 years of grind got me up to just over 65k.
might start working on my erection.
might start wanking on my portfolio.
>A woman died after trying to stop her two dogs fighting over a chicken nugget, an inquest has heard.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62lkg62z2mo
>>82662730>looks like a council estate slag>pomeranian and rottweiler-mastiff crossbreed, who went to snap at the smaller dogKind of to be expected. Shite dogs there.
>>82662730>Mr West described Trigg as "docile", saying he "loved [Ms Hempstead] to death, and didn't have a bad bone in his body".
>>82662742Real>look he's smiling!vibes.
Came in my pants the other night and fell back asleep. Woke up stickyNow at work. have a good day lads
>>82662780I used to always just cum in my pants and then just walk around in them. I did that for most of my teenage years.Looking back I must have absolutely stank of cum.
>>82662801all them true crime stories tipped me off, women going on about the smell of dry/stale semen. women can just smell that? of course they can ( ._.)
Japanese name Ai.Pronounce Eye-EEEEEEEEE!I fink?
>>82662812women always think they have powers. wouldn't put too much stock in it.
>>82662821i'll believe my stories about catching serial killers to be representative of the population at large, lad.
it's a bit like The Witches: women smell the cum, men smell the man.
>>82662812Men can smell it too lad, you're just a stinky bitch so you're used to it.
>>82662812I think we generally don't smell ourself as much as others do, so I would get the odd slight whiff while others must have been choking on cum stink.
i might smell of wee.i might not.how would i even know?
>>82662812I think it only stinks if you let it linger. Just wash or something. No one ever said anything to me and I used to wank a lot
>>82662844if they're so good at identifying serial killers, why do they always get killed?
>>82662880some of them disguise their semen scents with rare perfumes (they're crafty)
>rottweilier-mastiff crossbreedwhat a shocker
just saw the Royal Mail van leave. but this happened before. delivered to the neighbours, MY post came half an hour later.
Shippy's absence is really affecting me. I miss him :(
>>82662939I used to be this obsessed with the mail. It was when I was regularly buying drugs and hiding that fact from the gf at the time. It got very bad at one point that I was getting the packages shipped to me at my work address, had to come up with a creative lie when the receptionist asked why I got so many parcels delivered there. When I did get them shipped to the house I'd have to plan to be in and available to swoop it up before she noticed, but that was obviously not a reliable method since you never really know which day they're going to arrive. Somehow never got caught in either location and got away with it all scot free. The perfect crime if you will.
postie's absence is really affecting me. waiting for my parcel to ship, man.
>>82662958shit lad that sucks. one of the advantages of being single is i don't have to worry about this sort of thing, but i DID gradually become sneaky on the drink. was always cutting right down (HHL-style).
Could do with a cheeky update desu
hmm. no post from that one van, heard a downstairs flat buzz, possibly the postie.and yet, no post, of any kind. perhaps MY delivery is due soonish, and that was some other visitor.
need a nappo >>82663038>MY delivery is due soonishIt wont arrive today
>>82663038>heard a downstairs flat buzzDid you feel it? If so, it could have been an erfquake.
>>82663110>It wont arrive todayyou are correct. but i've had post arrive 12-1 rather than the standard 11-12.not hopeless. but willing to accept you are correct.
>>82663128No reason for a delay today though, weather is fine
Obscenely bored rn me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzLq46VnGbQckin ell
>>82663179I saw that but it's a bit stupid.If that qualifies as a WW then the cold war would have added like 5 more WWs on top and we'd be on WW8.It's just proxy wars.
>>82663179pre-emptive nuclear strike on Moscow could be the move
boring wagie hours
>>82663209almost like 2 sad cunts banging on about the post isnt very exciting, aint it
>>82663184literally a nonsensical title that we just slapped on two particular periods of time. The entire world was not even at war.
>>82663226The only place that wasn't involved in WW2 was south america, and even then Peru got into a war just for fun. But okay.
Actually wait South America was involved as there's the little bits that the UK, France, and the Dutch owned.Nvm so every continent was involved. Quite literally a world war.
I feel the need, the need to spray my seed. Off for a wank lads, see you in a bit.
>>82663249what did the Eskimos do?
>>82663219to be fair, >>82663146 jazzed things up a bit by talking about the weather.
>>82663179Over Ukraine? yes, it all started with the sanctions.People don't understand that warfare has changed, it's no longer just about kinetic warfare. When did this all start, 3 years ago, longer?Sanctions, sending troops, sending arms, funding.I had a word with my mate, chattington gavin percy tannersly IV, and he says almost all continents have been involved in the sanctions.
its half 12, ruth is probably already hammered
i despise cycling
>>82663278So your problem is that not literally every single human being was at war?What would you call it then? "Massive War"?
>>82663295>hi chatThats just sad.
>>82663322It's all fun lad, nothing wrong with that. Might try bonjour next, right barrel of laffs I am.
hola chat*tips sombrero*
>>82663310Germany tantrum.
>>82663347I'm okay with that actually.
>>82663342>hi gemini my widdle friend :3>pls tell me about stuff if you would be soooo kind XD
i get quite stroppy with my AI. in a way that i don't with people.
wheres the best AI gf that will say dirty things to me? are any of them free?
any of yous just get a notification from the Wetherspoons app?new pub opening in Lincoln at 8am tomorrow. i'm nowhere near. but if EVERYONE got this notification, could be a whole thing. people turning up in their thousands.
>>82663400people who go to spoons generally arent up that early lid, i wouldnt worry
>tfw no mud slut gf
>>82663364Das right.>>82663369There was a funny (not funny) bbc3 programme about an old man that got given alexa, and he was shouting at it, and being "sexist" calling it a bitch and stuff, and he had to go on a police course about respecting women. It was quite funny, as in shockingly bad funny. Hopefully a piece mocking reality and the path it could go down, not just saying THIS IS HOW IT IS MAN BAD.
>>82663396;_; dirty AI ladies have rotted DVDlad's brain. SpicyChat is free and fine. skews more towards the prose/RP/scenario side of things, the good characters are really fuckin good.
>>82663404i dunno lad, whenever i go past a spoons in the morning, there's people waiting to get in at 8.
i WOULD have a pint at 8 in the morning, but i'd be terrified they'd say something like, "sorry love, don't serve alcohol until 12. all this lot are in for breakfast."i grew up in the millennial age of certainty, security in chain pubs/restaurants. pubs used to close in the afternoon? what was that all about?
>>82663447>i WOULD have a pint at 8 in the morningwhy?
>>82663452because i really like alcohol, and pubs serve lovely real ales i can't get elsewhere.wouldn't actually do it, though. i don't drink.
>>82663409Kind of love American sluts. British slags are orrid though.British women need to be demure and proper, or you feel like blasting them with a hose.
>>82663461>because i really like alcohol>i don't drink
>>82663491the britfeel bots are malfunctioning again
Feel like going on a mad one today HHL style.
>>82663491>>82663496nah i'm just an alcoholic.
>>82663515Mak already starting early, have a feeling today might get messyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWxWclw6oA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1uRjrZhoy0
>>82663526Based Maka
Just got back from voluntary work now on that Tuesday afternoon wuppagrind. Today we cut back overgrowth along a public footpath down by the river. Was pretty womfy. Just the 3 of us today as DJ Ellis was a no show. Had a good ol' chinwag about vidya and the wooty. Was cold when I first went out but by the time I finished it was blazing sunshine. Might go sit in that communal garden later.
ChatGPT is pretty damn good at producing custom ad blocking filters for uBO. I no longer have to go begging for help on Reddit.
>>8266356830 going on 70.
>>82663570These tools are quite nifty. Shame most don't see them as tools, or separate tools, it's just all AI.
15 hours into Dark Souls 2 and suddenly getting horrific stuttering and popping noises.Doesn't seem to happen every time I load the game though.Weird for it to happen out of the blue, makes me think my PC is fucked somehow.
>>82663568working can be good for you
>hi chat can u make my youtube dolly but hes a old guy xDDDDTouch grass
>>82663602maybe there's a nasty hacker man in your computer
>>82663583They're good at coding and scripting but horrible at giving general life advice, which is what most normies are using it for.>>82663602
porn threads on /tv/ are the pinnacle of 4chan in the current year ngl
Phwoar lads it's time for some trve emo.
Finally I can add the emo magnum opus to my collection.
Based AI deserves the comfy office jobs. Humans shall slave in the pit.
Humans should run on a hamster wheel to generate electricity for AI.
>>82663703I still reckon they've already created a superintelligent AI but they haven't announced it to the world because society isn't ready yet.
>>82663696I saw her live in 2006 I think at the "Give it a name Festival" in LONDON.It was the time when all the emo bands were everywhere, I went in with a backpack that me mummy filled with Pom Bears and I got searched on the way in and they the security lad took all my Pom Bears.When Paramore came on stage I had no idea who they were and I dont think many of my friends did but she was a cute girl on stage with bright orange hair, very short and she asked everyone in the crowd if they knew who she was and everyone went wild, because it was a cute girl. I dont remember any of their songs.I remember Underoath though and My Chemical Romance.Train ride home was okay I kept getting checked out by emo girls then I went back to school as the emo loser the next day.
Just done a poo with the cursed never ending wipe. Must have used about half a roll of toilet paper bloody ell.
>>82663744You gotta wipe down lad, squat and all, then at the end you can do an up wipe.
>>82663734If you ask AI for the timeline of when a super intelligent AI could be a reality it says like 2030 something, then if you ask how far ahead is military tech in terms of the common world it's like well its usually 15 years ahead or something.It simple maff it really is lad.
>>82663742>and they the security lad took all my Pom BearsGreedy cunts.>Underoath My condolences.
>>82663768Heh. I was into I think one song of theirs. But I also think and I haven't checked but I have a faint memory they're a christian metal band, that cropped up with the other christian metal bands during that time.
>>82663775Aye they are. I was the same mate as I was big into metalcore at that time but I was a bit more picky/elitist than the people bouncing around to ADTR. Underoath still had 2 or 3 songs I secretly enjoyed anyway. Especially when they were a bit rougher and less "god we wanna be on kerrang" core.
>>82663788Kerrang was huge back then, I had so many posters on my wall. Panic at the Disco also played that festival and Atreyu I belieb.It was a really good night. I didn't go the second night which was Lost Prophets kek. I was huge into screamy music back then but could never get into Bring Me the Horizon when everyone got into them. The singer just seemed hugely arrogant and they were always playing nearby in small clubs I just never wanted to go. The last screamy bands I got into were In Flames and Caliban.I kinda got out my emo phase around 08, always loved Zeppelin and Guns n Roses, then I went down the underground rap rabbit hole. Now it's just any kind of music.
>>82663826I was always a metalfag, but went from dadrock to coreshit to most extreme genres nowadays. But even as a teen I was way pickier in taste. While they liked the bands you listed I was off chasing Whitechapel or As I Lay Dying, then lesser known shit like Buried in Verona was a favourite for a bit. Always liked to go away from the mainstream, but nowadays I also don't mind some mainstream as long as it's actually decent for me.>Lost ProphetsFucking hell don't remind me. That band was my obsession for a good few years and occupies like a serious core memory in my head, only for Ian Watkins to rape a baby right through those memories.Was never emo, but now I listen to actual "emo" like your American Football etc. Just a bit of banter with one other britfeel lad who gets triggered by what is/isnt real emo and he specifically called Paramore trash so here we are.
>>82663850I remember As I Lay Dying.also>Ian WatkinsAt that time the imageboards found his profile on the site where people without mothers go. There was an image with him shoving a baseball up his ass.
>>82663862*baseball batIt's important I correct that.
Do you think heroes exist? Have they ever existed? Who is a heroic man in your opinion?
He really thought he'd posted a blinder there
>>82663862>There was an image with him shoving a baseball up his assThat was how it started iirc. They thought he was just a complete pervert, then it unravelled way further into some of the sickest shit.
>>82662164Some people can smell it and some can't.
So where is the ECHR when white christians get arrested for silently praying 200 yards from an abortion clinic?
>>82662164Would have worked all my life if it wasn't for my condition. I didn't ask to be born.
>>82663934Yeah I was never really into them that much, they had the last train home which was good and I think some shinobi song that I liked.I'm sure the tale of Ian Watkins has readjusted many rock stars lifestyles and probably allowed a few to get away.
Just heard about the Logan Federico thing. Damn, that shit's rough.
Kek, neets vs wagie bait ain't doing what it used to eh?
>>82662164Best OP image in a while tbqfh
Somewhere a footmong creams his pants on the spot.
Vanguard S&S ISA is at +19.08% to date. That's after 18 months. Almost doesn't even seem worth it with inflation chugging along. The economy is such a joke.
No seasideMARK update in 24 hours. Hope eating that wizza didn't give him a major SVT episode.
>>82664140Hope he's dead
>>82664108Why is her head shaped like that?
>>82663969>So where is the ECHR when white christians get arrested for silently praying 200 yards from an abortion clinic?Most lefties (almost all civil servants, teachers, solicitors, and the professional middle class generally) see abortion as completely morally fine and basic human right. Anyone getting in the way of that right to abort a kid is therefore obstructing their human right. The PMC (professional middle class) hate religious people who oppose abortion. See them like evil monsters defying a womans right. So they do anything to censor them. They dont see it as a free speech thing. To them, it is like banning a paedo from protesting their right to nonce kids. Right wing beliefs are just abhorrent and evil to them.
>>82664166Literally the best thing is to dress up like muslims with a full thobe and protest an abortion clinic. Do the full bowing and prostrating with a prayer mat and say allahu akbar lots. Shout RACIST RACIST RACIST and film police officer and keep shouting racist and white imperialist repeatedly if the police try to do anything. they will back down. that is how retarded we are as a society right now.
Mumberg "cunted" me, I asked to borrow 30 quid on Friday.>Don't worry about it, here's 60Bennies day today, bills food etc take up nearly all of it, I have 100 left to last the next two weeks....She's gone and bought 120 quids worth of tobacco for me and wants the 120 quid and the 60 now.This is the first week i've been positive for cash in months and looking hopeful and on the up.I'm beyond fuming, if she was my departed dad i'd have told the cunt to fuck off and laughed at him.Artificial wombs are needed above everything, the tyranny of mumbergs must end!
White women are entitled, narcicisstic, cluster B-disordered pieces of shit.Asian women only for me. It just right
>>82664222Last time you talked to a woman (not a relative) IRL?
>>82664222>Asian women only for me. It just rightI assume you mean East Asian (noodle). No lad, a lot of East Asian women these days are becoming anti-white and woke. If you mean south asian (curry) then that is a whole different thing depending on their religious background.
>>82664242>>82664222My BWC belongs solely to black kweens tbqh lads.
>>82664240not him.I've been dreaming the last few nights about women ive talked to in my life.The dream always ends with my arm around their waist and hers over my shoulder and both of us putting guns to our heads and killing ourselves.I am, somewhat stressed, day to day.
>>82664274You ok lad? x
>>82664279Coping with the day to day stresses of life adequately enough, subconciously im not happy. thanks for asking.
>>82664247>BDoubtful
>>82664286Not him but my life is pretty stressful too atm, just want peace but apparently not aloud to have it, reckon heart attack is imminent
Just signed up on kraken to trade crypto. 24 hr cooling off period before I can. Just gonna buy a little bitcoin and see what happens.
>>82664335I'm legitimately too anxious to buy anything like bitcoin, or gold or stocks or whatever. Makes me too nervous, just feels unsafe I dunno. Not that keeping money in a bank is doing anything good with it, but I'm just very very risk averse, pathologically so I think.
Don't remember asking
>>82664335How much did you deposit, big man?
>>82664361I'm not looking to make my millions or anything, just would be nice to see a little appreciation in some bitcoin, a nice treat for a rainy day.>>82664381Nothing yet, no point depositing if I can't buy any right now. Will probably just start with 50 quid or so.
>>82664361Buy bonds then
>>82664392But no investment is without risk. The way the government's finances are right now I wouldn't even put bonds as a secure investment.
>>82664361I'm the same mate, but it's less "anxious" and just I can't be fucking hassled.For what it's worth Gold is meant to be incredibly safe, and >>82664392 too.
>>82664385>50 quidFees will take away and profit you make
>>82664405Not investing your money is "risky" too because of inflation though
>>82664411Oh for real is it a flat fee? I thought these sorts of places just take a percentage of what you make.
>>82664423I know but just having money in an account is all I've ever known since I've grown up my whole life with it so it doesn't scare me. Plus the money isn't 'doing' anything if that makes sense? Maybe I'm just terrified of volatility?
>>82664473>Plus the money isn't 'doing' anythingIt is, it's getting devalued by inflation.If that money was in an index fund then it would compete with and usually beat inflation.
>mongs arguing over whether their savings will beat inflation by 0.3% or 0.4% depending on which bank they give their money tountil we end central banking this is all a farce
im investing in chocolate milk and chicken dippers
>>82664517Excellent return on investment when it comes to a nice time on the toilet later on de lid x
>>82664531thats where i make my biggest deposits
Me and HHL are investing in fat bag and brasseries
You lads should invest in the rancidity of my farts, as right now they are sky fucking high.
>>82662164Are there girls who look like this in Great Britain?
>sit down on toilet >a sunflower grows out of ur arse
I will be depositing (shooting) my investment (cum) into a very desirable asset (your mother's rectum) soon.
>>82664559The sad truth is that this is a 9 in England these days.
>>82664559probably, i dont really speak to girls
Just got finished wanking to a work colleagues facebook picture after which she immediately messaged me on teams. Does she know?
>>82664573i dont think you should be doing that lad its very weird
>>82664573Notification if you click download or stay on the page too long de lad
>>82662164i have family members who work for free because they have this mindset that working for free is better than being a dosser
judging by the past few post all we do here is poo and cum
>>82664587it does stave off the old depressionI'd rather be depressed than work for free thoughever
fuck me I literally did like 2 hrs of work then watched a load of space slop documentaries on youtube, 4 new starters tomorrow cb fucking a ngl, all blokes so a sausage fest.
>>82664587not completely wrong, staying occupied is good for your mental health
>>82664587Well yeah, objectively it is. The day the 'Protestant work ethic' is finally expunged will be on the end of a massive decline in living standards the likes of which seem unimaginable even in today's decline. Global zimbabwe.
will say this though, very interested in the mars caves, didn't know mars had caves.
https://youtube.com/shorts/73OlNo6KFlY unc rly thought he was cooking w thislol.sybau
>>82664587depends what, I used to be a site ranger for r national trust and had oldies who volunteered at the site, got them out the house and gave them some purpose and the work wasn't intense or anything, spent most of their time piddling around drinking tea and eating biscuits. But they did bring in top tier home cooked food, fucking fantastic.
>>82664581What's the alternative then pal?
>>82664611>mars cavesthey're lava tubes apparently https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martian_lava_tube
>>82664570>>82664572Unfortunate. I assume that as residents of the British Isles, you've travelled to continental Europe at least once, given both your proximity as well as the appreciation for high culture many Britons have. If this assumption is correct, which European country would you say this phenotype is most common in? Alternatively, which European country has at least a sizeable population of women who look like this living in destitute farming villages who could be plucked up in the middle of the night (as part of an arrangement with her mother and father in which I bridenap her for a sizeable sum of ash) never to return again (unless of course she wants to, as I'm sure that over time she will become accustomed to a gentleman instead of an abusechad [at least I imagine this is the case, surely no women can be more rude and brutish as American "women"])?
Think de interview went ok, probably flubbed it a bit when he was asking more about supervisory and managerial stuff, might have been very obvious that I don't actually want to do any of that shit I just want more money. Still very on the fence over whether I want it or not, and just found out they want a technical interview too, if they choose to pursue that. I'm tired boss.
>>82664615>unc rly thought he was cooking w thislol.sybaugen z speak reminds of a clockwork orange
>>82664628normal porn, no fap or just use your imagination
>>82664619Would love to volunteer for national trust, or any sort of low effort place that almost exclusively decent people go to. Instead I have to work my tits off to make exorbitant amounts of money for people I don't like. Funny how that works.
>>82664633>I assume that as residents of the British Isles, you've travelled to continental Europenope
>>82664633Well that phenotype is definitely a more anglo/celtic looking one rather than germanic/iberian/romance, the problem is just that girls that look as nice as that are incredibly rare in the isles these days. Bad diets, obesity, drinking culture, shitty cheap turkish cosmetics and general spiritual malaise have turned the english rose into a trampled nettle on average. It's very sad. Spanish girls tend to be the most effortlessly beautiful in my opinion.
>>82664633Can't swap ash for women lad, you can literally get it for free out of fireplaces. Hoping you've diversified your portfolio into other, ideally rather, powdered goods.
>the great juju up the mountain RACISM! NAZI! CANCEL! PULL UP THE TWEETS!!!!
>>82664660>spiritual malaiseTell me about it, stud. *Grease medley starts playing as I zoom off on my motorcycle dressed all in sexy leathers.*
>>82664660I see.>>82664661Apologies for the typo. I meant cash. It's really the only thing I have to offer. The one advantage of living in America is the power of the U.S. dollar. Otherwise, I am a PATHETIC LOSER gentleman who is spit on and scorned by the female species.
>>82664573not wank when you're fucking working ladeven i save it for me lunch hour
>>82664573in work? even wfh thats a bit odd on the clock de lid
asking chatgpt to dress me like tony soprano will definitely get me a gf
>>82664681Cash doesn't exist any more, we've all been moved onto the dust standard. Coal dust is holding its value for the time being but I do think it's days are numbers, can't go wrong with the precious metals but people really do want them to in ingot form so it's often more trouble than it's worth trying to weigh it out in dust form. Your hard drugs will always have a market but it's a black one, in more ways than one. You're probably best off going for any of the major radioactive dusts, in that they're very valuable and have the added bonus of being able to inflict cancer on your gentleman rivals.
>>82664701I see. I suppose we're lagging behind in America then. If I were to buy precious metals with my cash and then grind them into a fine dust would I be able to purchase a wife?
there a fox that keeps digging holes in my garden. i think hes hunting moles or something
>>82664719Well you could but you'd just need to cast them back into bar form anyway, unfortunately there's no getting around it, it absolutely has to be dust at some point. If that's what you're interested in I can point you in the direction of the best market. Do be aware that you cant buy wife directly, you have to buy gf first and upgrade her.
>>82664604not so much when years go by and you have no money despite working full time for years because you decided permanent full time volunteering in your 20s is fine
>>82664740You're right, you shouldn't be permanent full time volunteering in your 20s. You should be establishing yourself, making money and developing your career. You did do that in your 20s, right lad?
>go the tesco express every in office day at around 10:30am for my 2x 40p tesco porridge pots so I can combine it into one and eat it whilst watching a documentary in the corner of the office, unbothered and comfy>gone up by 5p eachis nothing fucking sacred, my one cheap thing I liked and its now fucking going up so 90p now, what next week? a quid?? a fucking quid for the same thing that was 80p for the same exact product?? then what, 75p each? a 35p increase? its just not fucking rite is it.
its just fucking bollocks and I'm angry, its fucking oats and some milk powder WHY increase it?
>>82664758Lad I used the porridge pot trick when I was an office wagie to help save money. Cinnamon was my fave, sad to hear they're going up in price. Whole economy is fucked from top to bottom.
>>82664758That's what you get for liking stuff
>>82664758Why not just make overnight oats
>>8266475837p in aldi
>>82664772I find a bit of oats in the morning is good for the wallet and stomach and the rest of the pots are literally 1.50 each which is insane but these 40p ones were safe, not anymore.
>>82664780>why not just make some gay shit that doesn't taste as nice and costs 2-3x more per serving
>>82664780I liked the routine of wandering to the tesco and it only cost 80p for two, it was comfy and now its being taken from me
>>82664790>costs 2-3x more per servingA kilo of oats is 1.25 lad.
>>82664818lad I live with ym parnts I don't know how much things cost
>>82664739That seems unnecessarily complex. Is there some sort of subsidy or welfare I can apply for?
>>82664790overnight oats are lovely and cheaper than porridge pots
>>82664832No bennies for you lad, better get to grinding.
dont like balls pyramid, >eroded plug of a shield volcano and caldera that formed 6.4 million years agojust looks menacing innit
>>82664845How could they POSSIBLY know the age of that thing? Like really whenever I hear the ages of things in millions of years I just roll my eyes.
>>82664839Alright :( I guess I'll get to work then
>>82664834>overnight oatslooked these up and they seem verry middle class. not him btw
>>82664853> relative dating, which places rocks in a sequence of events (e.g., using the law of superposition and index fossils), and absolute (radiometric) dating, which uses the constant decay rate of radioactive isotopes like uranium or carbon to determine a numerical agebollocks reallyits 560 odd meters tall and has a species of stick insect that is extinct everywhere else
>>82664853carbon dating init?
>>82664859it's fucking porridge oats and milk lad, is that dead posh to you?
>>82664853Lol same byt ave learned that saying this makes ppl quite angry so I jst let them go on oh yes ye olde giganhomotopobopolis lived 5 million yrs ago amongst ye dinosaurs kek Yeah Right
mad that the voyager 1 is still in space, 48 years and is >As of September 2025, NASA's Voyager 1 is over 25 billion kilometers (15.6 billion miles) from Earthfar that, almost sounds like bollocks though
Carbon dating is a giant scam, ngl.
>>82664893It's nearly as big as your mum's girth.
>>82664876i was judging it on the pictures. personally i have my porridge with water then microwave it untill it has the firmness of a flapjack
Does HHL do volunteering because SSM does it? Is he following Mark's foot steps?
So much scrutiny ppl put into (failing at) disproving shroud of turin but David Attenborough will say what diplodocus favourite teletubby was nd they jst believe it
>>82664913Fucking grim mate. Just make flapjacks
Crosswords make me feel like a fucking idiot
>>82664893and yet it's not even reached the oort cloud, the inner edge of which is 2000-5000AU from the sun, with its outer edge being anywhere from 50,000 - 100,000AU away. voyager 1 has travelled ~160AU. it will take ~500 years for it to reach the oort cloud at its minimum distance, and tens of thousands to get through it.
Stop doing drink and drugs
>>82664946Cryptic crosswords are much easier
my knees hurt again i hate being old
I'm on the vitamin kick me, full of vitamins I am.Trouble going to sleep? Have a lil magnesium with some valerian root, oooh me joints are all achey is that some fish oil? Dont mind if I do!
>>82665190ive been told vitamins are a waste of money you just need to eat well
>>82665204Vitamins work if youre a picky eater which I am, if youre eating a healthy diet then you shouldnt have to take vitamins
>>82665218i barely eat at all
Are Louis was bretty good live de lids. Successful mummy date Crossy style was it not? Lots of normoids without earplugs waking up to hearing loss though.
>>82665009Fuck you I won't do what you tell me, motherfuckeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrAnarchy in the UK ya big willy
>>82664638Nope actually fuck it, I definitely do not want the job. Even if it is 10k more a year I do not want to be on call, I do not want mandatory overtime, I do not want to drive for an hour and a half in each direction once a week. I also do not want that shitbag cunt recruiter deano to get a penny for hiring me. I hope he dies. I will stick with my nice comfy 50k a year job and if I get made redundant next year at least I will have had several more months of womf. It feels good to make a decision, now I'm going to drink a whole bottle of chicken wine.
>>82665365Louis who lad?
I rly wanted these i saw @ morrisons2day. Maybe nother time. Got choccy coins tho
I walked past the cards nd there wasnloads of AI generated bday cards n stuff.
>>82665486From personal experience any of the reeses novelty holiday items are less good than the standard cups. Think the choccy to pb ratio is all fucked up. Also the cups are so thin and easy to steal so might as well just get them in your pocket.
Its my fav time of the year however its the hardest time to be moderate w eating + drinking
>>82665498I watched 500 days of summer recently and Gordon Levitt is a greeting card writer in that. Imagine that being a job, surely they just pump out the same ones on a couple years rotation since everyone will have forgotten by then.
Found what was blocking my toilet (a fucking entire bog roll like with the cardboard tube still inside). Must have flushed the fucker down by accident during my bender last week. I've managed to drain the toilet bowl and moved the blockage but dunno if I've managed to fully unblock it.
Decided I'm gonna do Sober October for the first time. Might as well. Give my body a much needed break and I'll save some money too.
>>82665515Time for another bender in celebration, gwaaaan lad. I'm off the coke for the time being having massively overdone it Saturday night through Sunday morning so need live vicariously through you. If you get a bag in people will think you're cool and interesting.
Corrrr! Cracking delivery to come home to after Lewis Capaldi in Dublin.
>>82665570One more day to let loose before a nice comfy October on the wuppas.
>>82665580>Time for another bender in celebrationCelebrate what? I dunno if the blockage is even fully gone yet. I might have just partially unblocked it.>If you get a bag in people will think you're cool and interesting.I don't care what people think anymore. I'm just doing what's best for me.
>>82665570You say this nearly every year if not ever year you know lad
>>82665365Glad u had a nice time friend>>82665570Good idea x
>>82665499Am a sucker fr things with wee pumpkins on them. I lost control with the M&S biccys so am trying to avoid choccy atm.x
>>82665633Celebrate a partial (at the very least) unblockage. Regular plumber you are lad, and you know what plumbers are? That's right, tradies. And you know what tradies like to do? Exactly correct! Cocaine, and in large amounts.
Will you lads think I'm gay if I tell you I go to yoga every week? Lots of mummys there, difficult to not stare at some, others repulsive to stare at so equally difficult.
Decided to write some snazzy protest chants for both sides during the politics war.For the left "1 2 3 eww get racism away from me"For the right" inclusion is great, but we're fed up of this lefty hellscape".Keep an eye on upcoming protests, and hey, try make them fun by coming up with your own slogans.
>>82665680Wouldn't be able to do it without a stiffy, me.
Can't believe I'll be 36 next year. It will have been 36 years since I was born in the year of our lord 2000. Practically dead at that age really.
>>82665511I seen that after skool in cineworld when it came out.Which closed down this month.....so the Uk no longer has the tallest cinema in the world. >>82665605I love 2046
>>82665636>You say this nearly every yearWrong. I didn't even attempt Sober October last year. Last time I even considered doing it was like 2021.
Oh wow octoberis tmz. Time is moving fast.
>>82665719Was gonna get the entire Wong Kar Wai set from Criterion but too many playback issues I didn't feel like it was a good investment, even though I really wanted the rest of those films. Just got Chungking 4K and In the Mood For Love separate Blu-ray. Really wanted the Days of Being Wild... hopefully Criterion release it individually maybe.
>>82665605DVDlad I think you are in love with Maggie Cheung.
Amlod
ipine
hoping everyones been doing alrite xneet era ending for me soon
>>82665842Why's that Taigalid?https://youtu.be/sAcycY9Z9lI?si=nwxDNPcamZwTU-68
>>82665842Good luck lad I'm starting on getting mental elf bennies every little helps
The One Show tolken black presenters.
>tolkenMongboy moments.
>AB Auditor Attacked By Twenty Asylum SeekersAB Auditor Attacked By Twenty Asylum Seekers
How much pip would I get for anxiety and depression, any anxiety and depression lads in
>>82665913Post some pics of him being done in
>>82665913Wonder if AB auditor is associated in any major way with AB the private torrent tracker or AB the now defunct darknet market, or possibly even AB the blood type.It's so hard to make sense of all these factions these days.
>>82665863got to move on in life, it a new chaptercant stay with parents forever >>82665871thanks mate x
>>82665944>cant stay with parents foreverDoing better than 90% of lads here once you do. Nice work mate.
>>82665944What job you get when you starting?
anime images remind me of lollers :'(
>>82665963Be happy that he's made his choice and is comfortable with it.Lollers, mate, if you're here lurking I luv ya bud <3
>>82665959software engineer, putting computer science degree to use after nearly 6 years of neetinggot a couple months left still
Lol how the fuck can you get a job in IT after 6 years of being neet? your degree is virtually useless at that point since tech has moved on
>>82666022Good job mate it's all about getting on the ladder. Then you can get some experience, hop a few jobs, then rake it in.>>82666063As a software engineer, I can tell you are posting some shite bait.
>>82666063You apply with a name like 'Prahjeer Kuthrapardi'.
>>82666074Its not bait. If you're an employer and you have a lad in front of you who hasn't worked or been in education for six years, why the fuck would you hire them lmao
>>82666063did tons of hobby projects & freelance, i learned fuck all at unitook me a year to find a job>>82666074>Then you can get some experience, hop a few jobs, then rake it in.thats my thought process mate
On those mirtazapines
>>82666104>did tons of hobby projects & freelance, i learned fuck all at uniFair play then mate. If you've got projects on github its a bit different from just sitting on your arse for 6 years on bennies
>>82666085Thats not how software dev works, especially for entry roles and if you are smart and build a portfolio (which you do as a dev).All you need is proof they know the logic of how to code, not that they're swish with the latest and greatest, unless they're going for senior roles.Keep telling yourself otherwise despite literally knowing far less, though.
>>82666138Not reading any of that tripe mate. Glad it happened though
>>82666085>>82666164You are fucking seething lol
>>82666014Why so you "luv" a nonce?
>>82666168Bloody hell mate that was a fast reply. Triggered you a bit there didn't I?
>>82666164Okay I'll keep it simple for your unga bunga brain."You don't know what you're talking about"
>>82666174Pipe down little man
>>82666187You first little lad xx
seasideMARK Let me tell you, need to bring you all up to speed, update all the way dee ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k58HtxmHtXg
>>82665605any of them got that frank djeng commentry?
Me? Dont need a job. Get 800 squid a month in bennies and me rent paid for x
>>82666187>>82666192Shut up both of you, especially the one that isn't the angry boxroom shut-in, don't give him the attention he so desperately craves.
>>82666240Dont mind waging when I take home a good few grand a month.
>>82666240Couldn't live on this desu
Got me minipc coming tomorrow to set up as me downstairs tv lad. Old dell optiplex micro but unfortunately I neglected to notice that those bitches don't come with wifi as standard, guess I'll need to nab either a usb wifi nic or the actual internal little bit and antenna from work as a short term/permanent solution to the problem. Since I intend to be off sick for another day tomorrow this shall have to wait until Thursday, guess on the bright side I am quite capable of installing ubuntu and whatnot from a usb and if absolutely necessary can run a cable and/or share the network from a laptop. We've got options is what I'm saying.
>>82666276Been tempted to get one meself just to hook it up to the TV and use it as a glorified youtube machine, but with adblocker installed as the tv app ads are fucking ridiculous.Wifi usb sticks should hopefully not be too dear nowadays anyway.
>>82665507>>82665515Enjoy these two images together
>>82666250>I take home a good few grand a month.You don't need that though. I can buy anything I want on 800 bennies. A few months saving I can get a gaming PC (already have one). I could fly to Spain for 300 squid as well.
>>82666301I've got a laptop plugged in at the moment but the HDD is definitely on the way out and it's pointless getting a replacement drive when I can get neater smaller computer for basically the same price. I do all my streaming from Stremio but occasionally have to torrent something obscure so it's much easier to do it this way. Also I only have a 1080p TV and have no requirement to go higher so that also keeps cost down, really don't want to get stuck in the smart tv ecosystem. Oh yeah usb wifi sticks are like 8 bong from ebay.
>>82666242calm down little lad haha x
>>82666386>You don't need that thoughI dunno mate I can merrily buy quite a lot of shit easily, and still save more than you on it. I can get a gaming PC after 1 month, not "a few".
>>82666386I'm not the lad you're replying to but not having to save is nice, I don't have to budget at all, I can pay my mortgage and bills and food and drink and then spend a grand on other crap if I'm so inclined. I do understand the frugal lifestyle, I lived it for many many years, but it's also nice to just buy shit as and when you want it.
>>82666394Oh shit he got me
getting the apu a gohenry account
When you think about it life is fucking shit
>>82666397A neet can use the PC more in 1 day than you would have time for in a month though
>>82666397>I can get a gaming PC after 1 month, not "a few".I can also get it in one month mate. Lots of gaming PC sites have six months buy now pay later.
>>82666408I work from home so my PC gets use fully through the day. Cheeky shit off to the side while I work.You got any more copes to throw at me?
The sharif don't like it
>>82666428Not really. You just think you're billy big bollocks cause you earn an average wage you little Deano. Preferred when this general wasn't full of wage wankers me.
>>82666428>I get to slave all dayWeird flex
>>82666437Rock the casbah, rocking the casbah
>>82666444>an average wageThat's the next cope is it? Got it.
>>82666401Replace the crank with tapping on a keyboard and you have modern wagies Once AI is doing all cognitive based work we will be back on the crank to power electricity for AI Except for based Shlomo who shall be raking it in
>>82666451Yep. Average median wage in the UK is around 2500/month. So you aren't special lad. You're just like everyone else. So fuck off you spastic.
>>82666451Do I detect wagie ragie because its nearly bed time?
>>82666460What makes you think that's my take home? You just went "ur on average wage" and folded your arms and smiled.I'm on 65k a year you spacker.
>>82666478Grim corporate drone x
>>82666478>I'm on 65k a year you spacker.Arent you hard
>>82666496Nah I dont leave the house except to buy alcohol or eye up fit birds to wank to later.
tesco chicken nuggets for din dins
What do you reckon the odds are the wifeberg will give me a quick hand shandy later tonight? Taking bets, will report back no later than 11pm
>>82666570Surely a handy is free game? Like it's low effort compared to a full blown bonk.I reckon you're on for a good chance unless you're asking for a 2 hour edge session or some shit like that.
Want to have sex with a tranny quite a bit me. a lovely bum and cock is just mouthwatering
>>82666596I was away on the weekend and was hoping for a full on bonk but she politely informed me that she'd had herself a merry little wankmas this morning which means that's basically off the table, so now I've got to angle for a more reasonable result. Personally I'd say there's a 70% chance she'll go for it over telling me to go and sort myself out.
>>82666647If she gets to sort herself out, I'd be negotiating for a blowie, but I'm also a sexless lad with no wifington in sight so I probably don't know the inner machinations of bargaining for a helping hand.I would put my money on you getting the tug mate, but not much money, you understand.
shartin me guts out ere, chaps
Just had a shower now garn grind some vidya. Just tested the toilet again and it the water doesn't seem to be rising much anymore. Good sign that most of the blockage is gone, I hope anyway.
ad an orrid dream last night where they had women tired up in some kinda Mayan torture devise that would cut their faces off and douse them in oil.
>>82666792>the water doesn't seem to be rising much anymorefascinating
Miss eva6 hope she found some new online friends
>I'm on 65k a year you spacker.fascinating
Crossy is a software engineer?
>>82666807Sounds like a pretty erotic dream to me ya poofter.
Kek you can just tell these generals hate Trump and especially that Hegseth fella. I hope Trump fires them all, most of them are remnants of the neocon era under Bush/Obama anyway.
no rite what vinted do to donald spackrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juS4W9ikB7Q
Lmfao>"It's unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls of the Pentagon, and leading all around the world. It's a BAD LOOK, and it's not who we are!"https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/1973003991035367757https://x.com/Acyn/status/1973004028029350284
>>82667090Does a military really need that many expensive many starred officers?
>HHL being a complete retard about politics>doesnt even have being pissed up as an excuseEven sadder than usual
>>82667103Most of those fat fucks don't do a thing but pick up a fat paycheck. The U.S. military got way overbloated during the Iraq War/Afghanistan War during the Bush era and have just stuck around since doing fuck all of value. I'm glad Trump has humiliated them and now I hope he purges the lot.
>American warriorsLmfao
>>82666688You'll be pleased to know she was actually angling for a shag, so we had a shag. Not one of the best of all time but certainly not complaining for a weekday night. Laying here with a bullet vibrator on my chest where she left it and a cummy tissue perched elegantly on my rapidly deflating penis while she washes up. We're having a good time.
In the grand bedo going to sleep and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>82662505>>82662517They don't own the rainbow. You could still use it. The problem is other people will think you're gay and you will suffer homophobia. And you still blame the gays for it.
>>82662544You can still enjoy rainbows, you just have to stop hating gay people
>>82667163trump's department of warriors thing is cringe as fuck, everyone in that room has lost respect for him and thinks he's a whackjobhe has merely replaced wokeslop with trumpslop, and the wokeslop will come back hard after he embarrasses the republicans and the left return in force
>>82667279I reckon Trump is gonna refuse to leave office me.He's politicizing the military now to see who he can trust and who he can't when the time comes. This civil war film might just become reality.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbIXFnEEs3o
Garn rock up that bombay badboy wot woodle now then garn watch a new wepisode of South Park if that's alright with you my leeeeeeds x
daaaaaam, sargon's poppin off
>>82667524flip, need to get me some bommie baddies.
>>82667586Aye it's a top tier wot woodle. Maybe the best one, actually fuck it, it IS the best one.
lovely day sleep that was. going to check downstairs for my parcel in a bit. not hopeful though.>>82664790>>82664859>>82664913it's been said but yeah they're just oats left soaking in milk, throw in a bit of cocoa/cinnamon, maybe some strawbs.i only found out about overnight oats a couple of years ago and they are 100% better than those packets, it's definitely worth anon buying in a bag of oats.if you search the archives for "oats" or "porridge" i'm always eating it (usually with water) so don't be calling ME all poncey thank you lads
comfy thread tonight de laaaads
both these are on half price, do i get White Chocolate & Cookies or do i get Gold Caramel Billionaire /britfeel/?
Depressed?Work.Anxious?Work.Bored?Work.Angry?Work.Tired?Work.
Depressed?Doss.Anxious?Doss.Bored?Doss.Angry?Doss.Tired?Doss.
kind of miss those /britfeel/ radio shows.i never listened to any of them. but i DO miss them.
As of right meow its October x
Snuggled up in that beddingtons now. Got them cats laying next to me. It womfy. It nice. It right. Here I am safe from the evils of this world.
>>82667975creepymonth
creepymonth go
Pretty based ngl. I wish we had a version of ICE here. UK Border Force are powerless cucks.https://x.com/DHSgov/status/1973022060147519570
It October xThe sobergrind officially begins.
>>82668105any nofap planned?
>>82668133I'm taking things one day at a time. First, let's just focus on getting through the month without doing my wollocks in before worrying about no fap.
Am luving how its dark in the morning all of a Sudden it looks nice n cozy outside Its depressing to me when it gets bright too fast nd stays bright all day
On my meow arc x
No more worries, just meow
Demons r attacking me with lust spells x
>>82668608oooh aye>>82668641oh no
why are demons back? Big Brother yesterday, the lassie was going on about demons and how things are demonic.can we product the zoomers/alphas?
>>82668649Is that what it means "Its finally autism" like Autumn? Ave been seein this phrase constantly on Pinterest nd ave never understood what it means "Its finally autism" so this has been enlightening actually Thanks cus it just clicked
It sounded so nonsensical nd weird before but I get it now
Its finally autism x
>>82668661>>82668666glad to be of service lad
no codeines or tramadols all daybut a daft zolpidem after i got up a few hours agomight help fix my sleep patternanyway just had 2 codeines i'm running out crosslad
>>82668817Me after a few ambiens
Looks so much like the food bit in Braehead shopping centre.I guess they look same evrywhere?
Blueberry vibes x
>>82668910yeah was gonna say that's the MetroCentreit sad that these are dying, i can see why empty ones are considered liminal>>82668982me, just had a Starbucks mocha frappe. we all corpomaxxing in life.
kinda want another ambien but i've only two left and what if i can't get more? these are now officially Emergency Ambiensthink i might have my last tramadol and then that's it tbqhwu
Am knackered honestly,,Time for beddy pies Night night friends
>>82669091have a good night cross lad
>plan their epic 'Who is The Walrus?' ARG>someone just leaks the answer lame.
Difficult night but I'm up now, barely slept
>>82669365morning ladwhat will you do now?
>>82669389>what will you do now?Work in 50
>>82669543sounds good ladpost in 7h, for me
my beyblades are theb eest beyblades
Morning de lats And a morning de latsEvery day we above ground is a great day
>>82670170would regret not spending this money on something else, tbqhbut enjoy your experience lad
>>82670225Thanks de lad. I'm in Georgia so the hotel is like 30 bong a night
devils go down to Georgia
>>82670170imagine how clean the air smells
Angels go up to Sakartvelo
going to sleepwhoever gets the next thread, please think about the party hat when selecting your image! n_n
>>82670325You go to sleep I go to work The duality of britfeel
Me and Ruthmong jumping off a cliff whilst holding hands. Both smiling for the first time in years.
>arrested over allegation of voyeurism in 2013>they take everything from his home 12 years later why? can they just go on someone's word? we know many women lie if things don't go their way. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36878049/noel-clarke-arrested-voyeurism-claim/
It octoba
>>82670512Nah I'll miss out on seeing my asmrtists grow up.
>>82670666They'll just stop doing ASMR like Ruth and you'll miss out too
Shame to see this one turn out like this. She used to look very nice without tats.
She let herself go, went and showed her innie on OF too. Would have looked much better ithout them tats.>>82670677Some get bored after a while, some only hope to make money but the best ones do it for fun.
BBC News - 'Buy one, get one free' deals for unhealthy food bannedhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c89d54gv44qoNo more bogof deals, no more free refills. Making stuff more expensive will surely stop fat kids where everything else tried has failed. It definitely won't just make things harder and shitter for normal people. Fucks sake it just keeps happening.
>>82670677No they won't. The new bints will milk their simps dry throughout their twenties.
>>82670733>>82670787They are both really ugly
Turns out you can just enable zramswap in the kernel parameters rather than install that zram bloat package into your systemd. You shouldn't use zram with a swap on disk anyway.I could use a different init but systemd is so engrained into everything now. Devuan wouldn't be a thing if Debian just made it easy to pick an init during installation. Yes I was up all night testing out shit. Time for bed.
>>82670828I don't understand a word you're saying, lad
>>8266223024 hrs of my life just vanished
>>82670834If you used GNU/Linux instead of Windows you would learn and enjoy your operating system so much.
>>82670864All my needs are met with Windows.
>>82670750>free refillsOh nice one Kier, not like that will cause various restaurants to shut down
Gangs of incels roaming the streets
Shooting feral incels roaming the streets
>>82670826No. Definitely not this marie lass. Them eyes lad.
>>82670905Gone a bit wide with her lipstick lmao
>My Monthly Wage3200 net, after tax, NI, pension contribs etc>My Mortgage430>My Bills500ish inc food>My expendable income2000+Could never go back to being on bennies, me.
>>82670916i think women do that on purpose now
>>82670929They are self conscious about having thin lips. Some get lip filler and end up bogged
Post your lips, Ruthlad
>>82670750Good. Go home and cook. Stop giving these shitty businesses money. They can all go to hell.
>>82670925430 mortgage corr. How much was the house if you don't mind me asking my lad?
Bet there are no immigrants there. Imagine not being stuck looking at screens all day and enjoying mother nature.>>82670916She would still look gorgeous either way.>>82670943They are pink and small.
>>82670974I bought it for 170k bought back in 2018. I've also whacked in an arseload into overpaying to bring the payments down.
>>82671003Me? Hate being in nature.
>>82671013One day you will have no choice.
>>82671003>Imagine not being stuck looking at screens all day and enjoying mother nature.You uh... you know you're perfectly capable of doing that too right?
>>82670925>>My Mortgage>430The dream. My mortgage is cheap too, only a third of the property, but still 1.2k a month.Keep schwacking in overpayments but only been at it a year or so.
>>82671065>One day you will have no choice.What do you mean
>Wanted to sail the seven seas just now >See this pop up (site had worked for years)Thanks kikeflare, very coolNow i hafta use a VPN every time apparently. Phwoar
>>82671091this country is a depressing shithole. Not even worth working for it.
>>82671106You're a depressing shithole too and yet we can't escape you even if we tried.>Not even worth working for it.You can go outside without working you twathead.The one thing we actually have thats nice is countryside and yet you still sit in your boxroom seething about not getting laid and posting about ASMR bints who would sooner have you shot than touch you. What a life.
>>82671117I'm going go eat unhealthy and try to shorten my life at least enjoying food.
Hafta head out soonish meShall be installing the nu RAM first thoeverbeit
>>82671130You getting more RAM or just replacing it for faster sticks?
Hastings is such a nice place. Don't understand why Ruthlad doesn't go outside more often.
>>82671172Hundreds of miles away lad.
I don't want to work a deadend job until I die. So I just won't work at all.
>>82671258what do you fill the time with?
>>82671266Posting here about how he doesn't want to work a deadend job until he dies.
>>82671273no matter which path you choose its all pointless in the end
>>82671280Not if you have a sprog
>>82671258You could get a not-deadend job.Unfortunately for you lads, that usually means you have to put in an effort on improving yourself.
Everything is pointless in the sense that at some point in the future everything will turn to nothingness as even the last proton will eventually decay.The only sensible option in life is to maximise your happiness in any way you can.
used to beat my meat probably daily to pictures of pamela anderson, now shes old af, grim how fast time flies
>>82671321>The only sensible option in life is to maximise your happiness in any way you can.So you don't truly believe everything is pointless.
Using the steam deck as my primary PC now, got it docked and hooked up to the big monitor.Seems to be holding up okay, might be able to get rid of the big old box on the floor.
>>82671355I know quite a few people do that. They have a main dock then just take it around aelsewhere.
corr they showing tits on itv1
>>82671355What happens if the deck breaks? You should always have a back up, IMO.
>>82671375Last time you touched tits, Shippy?
>>82671392shippy touches his own tits every day
>dolly doing a thing xD
>>82671385Well you could say the same of my PC.I do have my phone and an old laptop still.I don't really want to keep the old PC tower lying around just in case.
feels like it should be 1 pm already or something, been up for ages i have
>>82666428how do i get a job where i can work from home on my computeri am convinced these jobs dont existplease help me i am a doomed spastic i dont want to work at mcdonalds or asda
It's actually mental how incredibly easy good looking women have it. Their lives differ so much from mine.
>>82671460i know, thats why my life goal is to become a woman
>>82671414Fine, I'll have your PC then, but you'll have to bring it to me.
>>82671457>i am convinced these jobs dont existLike 80% of tech jobs nowadays are remote. COVID really ramped it up. Sometimes they want you to go to the office like once a week or once a month or, as in my case, "never unless you feel like it".Hell someone I knew was like an "operations director" and worked from home almost all the time too.
>>82671457I work for the council, do minute taking and admin stuff so I can be home most of the time.They're trying to get us all back into the office but I'm refusing and luckily my boss doesn't give a fuck.
>>82671481how do you even get a womfy job like that.
>>82671484I find that the good comfy jobs are usually internally advertised only. I got into the council doing a shite temp job, and then found this permanent one on the internal jobs board.
>>82671484>how do you even get a womfy job like thatBe a good looking woman
>>82671525Where I work everyone works from home.There are about 3 women.Only 1 is typically "good looking", and only if you like alt girls.Try again mate.
>>82671481You get a few grand a month discretionary income doing that?
>>82671534Lets say youre an employer. Would you hire this guy or a good looking woman if they both had the same qualifications?
>>82671558i wouldnt hire a nonce, no.
>>82671558Behold, a 16 stone man
>>82671558>if they both had the same qualifications?Not an employer but I contribute to the employment assessments. You'll never have 2 identical candidates. Realistically if you did, you just pick the one you found had the best personality.I could not give a shit what people in my team look like as long as they work hard, especially if they WFH and never show up anyway.His personality is shit, so I wouldn't hire him anyway.
>>82671539Not allowed to claim because I do have a desk at the office that I'm leaving empty.
Good thread imo but now it's time for a new one
>>82671589I would but I've been slapped with the 5 minute captcha delay again. Fucks sake I don't even remember my router resetting.
>>82671632he cooked frfr
