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do you have high standards? how would you describe your ideal partner?
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>>82662761
>must be a virgin
>must not be overweight
>must not be extremely mentally ill
>must have good hygiene
>must want marriage and children
>must be Christian
these are impossible standards in shithole America
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>>82662761
I don't really think about standards or ideal traits. Already have a gf who isn't problematic and fucks my dick off so I just chill and hope it never ends.
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>not obese
>loves me
>of legal age
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>>82662761
>biological male
>20-23
>goes to the gym and lifts
>5'8 or above (im 5'9)
>extremely intelligent
>not NT/is at least a little autistic
>good hygiene
>lets me bite him
>has shared sexual interests
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>>82663217
oh shit and
>romantic
>treats me with respect
>doesnt control me
>a little possessive
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>>82662761
>how would you describe your ideal partner?
Basically me but female
I'm one of those weirdo autists who's high-T and low-inhib enough that can vibe with everyone and can enjoy everything
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My wife is my ideal partner
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>>82662761
she has to let me suck dicks constantly and swallow their cum
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>>82662761

I have comically low standards
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>>82662761
Retarded profiling thread.
Having an ideal partner is setting yourself up for failure. As long as she is in agreement with the important stuff like family values and faith (or lack thereof), the rest of it is whatever.
Not saying throw your standards out the window either, just be open to surprises when it comes to physical attraction.
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>low bodycount, as close to 0 as possible
>age 20-30
>not fat, preferably petite
>shorter than me
>wants children
>white
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>>82662761
Physically attractive and close to my age (21). I could live with anything else
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>>82662761
>do you have high standards? how would you describe your ideal partner?
Nope. I'd happily plow a post-menopause woman just for the limitless creampies alone.
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>>82662761
yes but Im the type my type likes so it all kinda works out
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>>82662761
>do you have high standards? how would you describe your ideal partner?
sadly yes, wanting a full virgin is considered a very high standard in todays age, I refuse to settle for less then a virgin, but this makes it impossible to find a girl, especially since im autistic, just an autistic girl who will stay loyal to me is legit all I want
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i dont think mine are that high,, i just want someone who is kind, patient, happy to see me, and has my sense of humour n jokes and stuff... wants to engage in my hobbies with me..
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>>82662761
>doesn't pressure me into anything
>is always there for me even if i'm not for them
>doesn't put any expectations on me
>only wants sex when i want it and doesn't demand anything sexually i don't want
>is with me 24/7 but doesn't say anything to me unless i want them to be entertaining and fun
>joins in with all my hobbies -- gaming for example -- and motivates me to keep going with them, knowing psychically when i need a boost to keep going
>is in love with only me and has eyes for no one else, and will never love anyone else despite growing older and getting uglier
>knows a lot about everything and is willing to teach me it without prejudice or presumption just because i'm not cultured in the same way
>don't mind about past sexual partners
>has to be slightly skinny or muscular, not too far on either end
>doesn't want children or to be married
>wants to die together by suicide if either of us gets ill
>at least 5'7"
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>>82664603
>is always there for me even if i'm not for them
girls are so kind
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My ideal partner is my wife.
>smol Asian
>cute
>sexy when she wants to be
>insanely high sex drive
>happy to be a traditional partner
>cooks great food
>adventurous but also homely
>understanding and patient
>has her own hobbies and will to succeed
>openly racist (bc she's Asian)
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>>82664609
what i meant by that was, is, a lot of the times, when guys want you to be there for them, it means coaxing him out of rage because of something you said, or something you've done triggering him. i don't mind comforting a guy because he's depressed, and crying, and wants a hug, but that's not the most common expression of emotions guys do to women so... there's a lot of cases where the only thing guys do is emotional manipulation to make a woman feel bad for him and spend all day trying to make him feel better, because of male bpd or something similar. in both of these cases, i am not willing to take care of someone who threatens me or someone who tries to take advantage of my niceness for their own ego and reassurance
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>>82664663
>there's a lot of cases where the only thing guys do is emotional manipulation to make a woman feel bad for him and spend all day trying to make him feel better, because of male bpd or something similar
examples?
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>>82664672
i know reddit isn't the most reliable of places, but anecdotes are really the only way to relay this common experience women go through
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/liuw60/i_finally_blocked_my_online_friend_after_he_said/
https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/comments/xiiplg/guy_messaged_me_talking_about_how_sad_he_was_so_i/
https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/comments/am3v4l/context_hes_freaking_out_because_my_15_year_old/
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1e0griv/my_boyfriend_m25_constantly_threatens_to_hurt/
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>>82664712
i refuse to acknowledge reddit has useful for anything. get that shit off my incel board faggot
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>>82664712
>i can't give my boyfriend as much emotional support as he gives me, because there are men that manipulate women for nudes
o
ok
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>>82662761
Yes, I have high standards and my ideal partner is my boyfriend.
He's literally hitlers top guy, nasty physical beast with a perfect face, hot body, and charming personality. I'm a lucky gal
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>>82662761
Ridiculously high and unwilling to compromise, to the point where I'm volcel. Just off the top of my head:
>Must have big boobs.
>Must be at least 7/10 overall in looks.
>Must be virgin or almost-virgin (no more than 1 previous partner).
>Must not want marriage.
>Must not want kids and preferably be sterile so I can creampie without a condom.
>Must not be religious/conservative.
>Must be ok with me living with my parents and not driving (I'm rich in savings/investments tho).
>Must be between the ages of 20 and 45.
>Must not have social media.
>Must not be stupid with money.
>Must have at least one interesting hobby we can talk about. No, travelling and Netflix are not hobbies.
>Must not like travelling.
>Must be introverted.
>Must be NEET or working in a manjority-women field, so she doesn't get the chance to meet many other men.
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>>82662761
My standard are that she is like me. Not identical, of course, but not a very substantially worse person either. However I don't believe any woman alive fits that criterion, so you could fairly consider it an unreasonably high standard. That that means I'll stay alone is kind of OK to me.
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>>82662761
I would say I have moderately high standards, but they are probably high compared to my perceived 'value'
>cis female, 21-15 (I am 22)
>monogamous, caring and loyal
>intelligent, easy-going and not brainwashed by social media into a vapid npc.
>honest, direct, emotionally mature,
>has a decent education and her own career
>healthy size, i.e. not overly thin or fat (ideally fit with an nice muscle tone)
>not major mental illnesses
>sexually assertive and shares at least some common sexual interests
>reasonably low bodycount (i.e. 4-6 depending on age)
Obviously I also would like her to be attractive to me, but beauty standards differ so I can't make a generalised statement about that.
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>>82665256
>traveling isn't a hobby
Glad you get to decide that, chud.

It is, in fact, the ultimate hobby. But I don't expect incels to be cultured or adventurous.
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>>82665480
>Go to a place, look at shit, blow a lot of money and return home exhausted with nothing material to show for it. You're now poorer by quite a big margin yet you have gained no skill and no health.
Lame.
>I don't expect incels to be cultured or adventurous.
You don't become more cultured by going to a museum or a beach. Unless you're actually into the stuff you saw at the museum, you're no more of an expert than you previously were. The average incel/NEET has experienced far more culture simply by having the time to indulge into subjects deeply, instead of "go to a place, look at shit" and claim to suddently be cultured.
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>>82665522
>gained no skill and no health
Objectively wrong, incel.

Again, I'm not expecting any sophistication or complex thought from incels. The world is happier that you stay holed up in your little gooncave.
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>>82665545
>incel
>chud
I mean, you point is valid, but you gotta stop using buzzwords as insults. It's on the level of calling people fascist or communist. Annoying af.
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>>82665545
>"i'M NOT EXPecting AnY sophisticAtIOn or coMplEX thoUGht FROm iNcels."
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>>82662761
My ideal gf is completely unrealistic:
>female
>kind
>affectionate
>levelheaded
>has at least a few of the same interests as me
>same age as me
>virgin
>white, specifically northwestern European
>beautiful face
>natural blonde
>green eyes
>6' tall
>hourglass body shape (big tits, wide hips, thick thighs, etc.)
>hairy pussy, hairless everywhere else below her head
>wants kids
>no mental or physical ailments, no family history of disease
>confident in social situations, but generally reserved
>140+ IQ
>irreligious, doesn't believe in astrology or any New Age bullshit
>doesn't post on social media
>low-maintenance, tomboyish
Realistically though, I'd be happy with:
>female
>not fat
>kind
>not ugly
>not stupid
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>>82662761
>masks
>vegan
>doesn't have guy issues
>has own friends and doesn't need mankeeping
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>>82662761
>cis girl
>between the ages of 20 and 40
>likes anime and vidya, roblox doesn't count
>less than 180 lbs, so I can carry her
>has a kind and nurturing personality
>left-wing or at least doesn't vote
>doesn't do drugs or smoke/vape
>likes animals

>race doesn't matter
>religion doesn't matter
>employment doesn't matter
>virginity doesn't matter
>mental illness/disability doesn't matter

green flags:
>enjoys cooking, especially for others
>likes touhou
>likes to cosplay
>will let me be her saviorfag
>loyal and clingy
>draws and doesn't mind showing it off
>enjoys discussing hentai and being a pervert

I'm not sure if I'd consider this high standards but I've never had success so I guess it is. Might just be my own inability to meet their standards though.



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