/r9k/ - >Anon, do you want me to straighten my hair before - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

09/30/25(Tue)09:08:43 No.82663780

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Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)09:08:43 No.82663780 Archived

>Anon, do you want me to straighten my hair before you introduce me to your family? I don't want to embarass you in any way . . .

How do you respond?

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)09:11:47 No.82663802

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)09:11:47 No.82663802

I'm so glad I don't have 4* hair type. I'd do anything I could to get it straightened.

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)09:19:10 No.82663842

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)09:19:10 No.82663842

>>82663780
>I'd rather you didn't put those chemicals and powders on your face. I've seen you without it when you're asleep in the morning, and I'm still there. Get that shit off, Pennywise

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)09:27:13 No.82663895

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)09:27:13 No.82663895

>>82663780
NEGRESS ARMPITS!!!! FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)09:38:06 No.82663963

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)09:38:06 No.82663963

>>82663780
eh nigger hair looks so much better when they actually take care of it and keep it moisturized but it's high maintenance and niggers don't like work

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)09:39:23 No.82663972

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)09:39:23 No.82663972

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>>82663780
>How do you respond?
Why would you need to straighten your hair? Keep it as it is.

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)10:02:13 No.82664092

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)10:02:13 No.82664092

>>82663780
>How do you respond?
Yes, my n*gress.
Then pinch her nipples and give her a pounding.

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)11:42:14 No.82664743

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)11:42:14 No.82664743

>>82663780
Kill myself for allowing myself to end up in such a situation in the first.

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)12:01:50 No.82664886

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)12:01:50 No.82664886

what is it with americans and their inability to put the toilet seat down...

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)12:48:28 No.82665189

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)12:48:28 No.82665189

>>82663780
Damn I'd fuck her in the ass then nut all over her hair

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)12:57:19 No.82665245

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)12:57:19 No.82665245

>>82663780
She is still a black woman and that afro is too large for every day living imo.

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)15:28:49 No.82666345

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)15:28:49 No.82666345

>Ma'am you are in a private home, there are not drugs, least of all money here, please leave I already called the police.

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)16:04:36 No.82666591

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)16:04:36 No.82666591

>>82663780
Hell nah bbygurl!!!

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)17:27:58 No.82667298

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)17:27:58 No.82667298

>>82663780
i'd much rather you turn into a skinny asian with milky skin and red eyeliner, if you would

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)18:07:12 No.82667584

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)18:07:12 No.82667584

>>82663780
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxbLb_jXBgc

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)18:11:31 No.82667615

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)18:11:31 No.82667615

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Ngl, if I had a gf like Venti, I would wait until she straightened her hair before meeting my parents. That way they would just assume she is white and fall in love with her chud personality. Later when they see her with curly hair they will realize but at that point they would already love her.

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)18:22:52 No.82667682

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)18:22:52 No.82667682

>>82663780
Bitch if you straighten your hair I will straight-up stab you in the gut. Could use a trim though, that shit doesn't need to be wider than your damn shoulders.

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)18:24:37 No.82667692

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)18:24:37 No.82667692

>>82663780
WTF SHES SOOO HOT
WHO IS SHE BRO??

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)18:26:01 No.82667703

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)18:26:01 No.82667703

>>82663780
If I wasn't a racist, I would prefer my black wife always had a giant afro like that.