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does any woman want to meet me and have sex with me before i become depressed and kill myself? im pushing 30 as a khhv and not totally sure what to do about it. im at my wits end
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why are you khhv?
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>>82663944
because iv never kissed or hugged or held hands or sexed a woman before
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>>82663976
yeah but why though?
do you not put yourself out there, do you not take care of your weight and hygiene, is it a personality thing....? like, why?
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>>82664024
i dont go outside besides work. i dont have any social circles and i just stay in my house and have not encountered women in person. my only interaction with women is online because im terminally online but im hoping i can get a woman that likes traveling that will fly to me so we can hang out and stuff
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>>82664032
>i dont go outside besides work.
That's not good, try getting some social hobbies or something; something popular with girls like DnD roleplaying or board games. Always go out on the weekends.
>i dont have any social circles and i just stay in my house and have not encountered women in person.
Sounds familiar, that's part of what I was doing wrong too. Look at group meetups or something online.
>my only interaction with women is online because im terminally online but im hoping i can get a woman that likes traveling that will fly to me so we can hang out and stuff
That's asking a bit much but it's okay to keep doing that as long as it comes secondary to actually going out. The algorithms man, they are brutal. Online is not the place it was in the early 2000s.
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>>82664072
i appreciate you trying to give me a fix but honestly im really only looking for a woman online, im not interested in anyone local
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>>82664076
You're looking for a highly unrealistic scenario, I'm not saying it's impossible, but it might as well be.
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>>82664202
yeah but something good could potentially happen if i am lucky
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>>82664283
What do you have to offer a woman who is potentially interested in you? Why would any woman want to do this act for you?
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>>82664283
You might get lucky, anon. It happened to me and I also never leave the house.
Still a khhv unless you count phone sex but she'll hopefully visit before the end of the year.
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>>82664345
i dont know, why does anyone get together or get married or have sex or love eachother? why do i have to prove my worth? its up to the other person to see value in me, im not going to present myself like a school presentation
>>82664360
where did u meet her
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>>82663938
where are you from, anon? unfortunately I cannot travel far but maybe if you aren't local you can come to see me :D
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>>82664376
>where did u meet her
A general thread on 4chan. Women here usually have mental problems though
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>>82664393
london? Please be in London
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>>82664393
im around philly/nj/nyc. is that close
>>82664396
what board. here on r9k?
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>>82664410
>here on r9k?
Yeah. You'll probably find more normal women on other boards. I know some anons who have been dating for years after meeting in a /vg/ thread.
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>>82664401
>>82664410
i'm in the pnw! pretty far from both of you, I'm sorry :(
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>>82664485
what do you look like tho. are you an older woman? do you have a cute face? whats your cup size?
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>>82663938
hehehehe looking for sex on 4chan that's pathetic, you have just lowered the bar
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>>82664529
ok. and are you a woman? whats your discord. i dont really feel shame for what im doing
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>>82664585
i can see you are truly desperate, geta trans here there are lots of fagg anons
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>>82664621
can you type properly please, im trying to decipher what you are saying. i dont like trans
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>>82664499
i'm 20! still can't really believe it... i am about 5'6 and 120 pounds and i'm white. i don't like my face very much but i don't think there's anything incredibly grotesque about it. cup size is probably a c, not very big.
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>>82664652
if i drop my discord then will you add me on my discord account
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>>82664652
oh, i'm also trans btw :3
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>>82664683
Do it have some balls.
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>>82664683
do it and I will catfish you for months
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>>82664652
>probably a c
Do you not wear a bra?
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>>82664499
>looking for any online women to pay money to travel to him and have sex with him
>is stacy sexual and is expecting her to have a cute face and big boobs

lel you are so retarded how can one man be so dumb
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>>82664683
i might, anon. to be honest i replied to you not only because i want to help you but also because i'm lonely. my first boyfriend broke up with me recently and it still hurts, i'm probably not the best person for you to talk to right now. ;_;
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>>82663938
you could just not be a bitch and get a hooker

sure you will not vibe with most of them but trust me every once in a while you hit the jackpot and it feels like God gave you a gift

I mean I literally got back now from this 20 year old and I still feel the glowup. She had perfect tits, cute face, long hair, and we laughed every second of your meeting, it felt like we smoked a blunt and laughed like idiots in between me having sex with her and feeling her perfect body
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>>82665838
OP really pussied out huh
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>>82666013
to be fair i took quite a while to reply!
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>>82663938
Why dont you just have sex with a man their holes feel good warm and tight besides women are conniving bitches who will walk all over you anyway



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