So head of defense gathered all top generals and commanders into one room to lecture them about fat people
>>82665151Fairly similar to aryan criteria but now its height. I dont think trump is that tall irl, idc what google says
>>82665186Anatolian watermelon sellers are taller
>>82665151this guy is so fucking embarrassing and he gets to lecture other people
>>82665151To be fair once you hit O-4/E-7 you can be a fat fuck without consequences. And even though higher commands will inspect your DTMS records and see that MSCs are filled with PT/body comp records that make no sense they don't do anything about it.
>>82665151Oh yea, the fat generals are making your country look like shit. It's definitely not the alcoholic, incompetent secretary of defense and the retarded, senile, pedo-friendly president.
>>82665276I get that you hate the orange cheeto polpot vladolf mao zedrumpfler netanyahu but two things can be true at the same time.
>>82665151>Every member at every levelDoes this include commander in chief?
>>82665151>height discriminationWhat tf does your height have to do with your strategic and tactical abilities? This brain-dead retard would fire Napoleon, because he wouldn't meet his aesthetic preferences. Absolute clown world.
>>82665296Yea but what I'm saying is that your generals being fat is a non-issue as long as you have much more serious leadership and global reputation problems right now.
>>82665319Americans are vain like that but it's still true. What does it say when you are supposed to be an all powerful force of nature when a guy directing a large part of it doesn't have the self control to stop stuffing his face. The only really dumb thing is the height part, I wonder if it would affect generals who would've been tall enough in their youth but shrank as they got older.
>>82665344North Korea is led by probably the only obese person in North Korea. As much as fat can look embarrassing, it is also a sign of wealth. I'm a skinny dude with fast metabolism and when I see fat people, I'm in awe at how much I'd have to eat to get to be like them. I absolutely don't want to be like them, but still.>when a guy directing a large part of it doesn't have the self control to stop stuffing his face. This also sounds threatening. That guy who can't stop stuffing himself with Big Macs probably has poor impulse control. So maybe you shouldn't mess with him because he might just order an airstrike on you instead of a Big Mac.
>>82665370It's only a sign of wealth in otherwise poor countries. 80% of america is too fat. Hell there's more obese people than people with a healthy bmi, who often are also out of shape. You should place it in the broader perspective of trying to seem all mighty again, in the era of pulling back across the entire world, even from partners who pay their fair share for self defense (japan/korea), projecting power becomes harder and harder but maybe local you still have a good case. Something like this is cheap.
>>82665431According to google, I have an unhealthy weight of 180 pounds as a 5 9 man
>>82665151Good. Something should be done about fat asses. They are causing food inflation and healthcare inflation.
>heightLooks like manlets lose yet again. They just never learn.
>>82665344>>82665619I think the height part is in relation to weight, not "Must be this tall to serve." Meaning if you're 6'3 your weight goal is different than someone who is 5'6.
>>82665667That would make sense I guess.
>>82665667It's also in relation to PE, manlets do less pushups and pull ups
>>82665151Good, imagine being a roided out navy seal having to take orders from some fatty mcgoo who rose the ranks through office politics as a desk jockey. You would hate them and dissent is death in the military
Don't worry, manlets. You can still enlist. Just be prepared to see that it isn't just women who make fun of manlets when you are called the squad midget.
>>82665186>libtards are so mind broken they refuse to believe the orange man is not a manlethey dumbass, if orange man was a manlet how is his son 6'7
>>82665848>Women:227 lb max
>>82665873Yes, anon. The army recruitment goals are do abyssmal they need landwhales to enlist.
>>82665865>if orange man was a manlet how is his son 6'7He got good nutrition and milk supplements, trump is a manlet because he grew up poor in mexico where all they eat is tacos and oranges (hence his skin colour)
>>82665299>What tf does your height have to do with your strategic and tactical abilities?BMI
>>82665912I've known they kept lowering goals over the years and that women signing up helped reach them, I even know about women getting sloppier standards but this is depressing still.
>>82665151They do not seem happy, or maybe they just aren't very joyful people and this is their natural state
Kek, I never even realized they had allowed people to get fat in the military.
>>82666131Anon, they stated that 70% of active duty personnel is overweight or obese a few years ago
>>82666150How? Not getting fat is literally your only job as a zogbot. Don't they measure the shit you can eat?
>>82665151>meet height requirements twice a year???
>>82666160Idk either lol, dont get tested as often once they reenlist maybe
>>82666180>he doesn't know that manlets get smaller over time because of their bad genes
>>82666180They need to make sure you are getting the required nutrition to maintain the height requirements
>>82666180>cheat height requirement by wearing platform shoes>surprise height inspection, don't have platform shoes at work that day>fail height requirement>lose job
The generals in the last administration wanted to understand white rage and read Ibram X Kendihttps://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/gen-mark-milley-i-want-to-understand-white-rageThey left behind billions of dollars worth of equipment to the Taliban we spent decades fighting in a disastrous withdrawal. Instead of helicopters on embass rooftops it was people grabbing the sides of planeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaJvgUpZtNI
Actually based. Physical fitness improves mental fitness, gives you better blood flow and such.
>>82665151This entire spectacle cost at least $5M.It was 40 minutes of a TV news host saying:>Inane culture war shit about men in dresses>Protections for those sexually assaulted in the military need to be revoked >Our military need not concern itself with "rules of engagement" >There is a war within and we will be declaring war on American cities>No beards because we aren't Vikings They pulled 3 and 4 star generals away from active sites with over 20 hours of travel time for this shit. If you're still slurping up the podcast newsbite slop this administration gives you, I honestly cannot view you as a human being. This is the most embarrassing moment in military history.
>>82666903>This is the most embarrassing moment in military history.The US is circling the drain. Trump is an absolute travesty and we still have 3 more years of this.
isn't this the guy who knows less about the situation in Oregon than fucking AOC
>>82665873Time to get yelled at by a 4'11 torta drill instructor.
Fat people are disgusting and have cognitive problems.This is good. >>82665299Napoleon was actually average height for his time / area.
>>82665151He's not wrong about lardasses.
>>82665319If you can't even control yourself, how do you possibly expect to exert control over others? Yes yes let's all agree to a plan to resist Israeli blackmail operations when we can't even resist 17 donuts LOL
>>82666943He's the least qualified Secretary of Defense in the modern era, so yes.
>>82665370>This also sounds threatening. That guy who can't stop stuffing himself with Big Macs probably has poor impulse control. So maybe you shouldn't mess with him because he might just order an airstrike on you instead of a Big Mac.Under that logic we should make all heads of state / war women due to their known self control issue. >Didn't want to be nuked? SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ME A WHORE THEN FUCK YOU FRANCE!
>>82665584I'm at 175 at 6'3.So yeah you are bro.
>>82665962>He got good nutritionsmarterst lib be like
>>82666160Zogchow is the cheapest stuff you can get usually, which is fair normally. But nowadays that means vegetable oils galore which are polysaturated fatty acids which means metabolism disorder. The average normalfag today isn't much worse than the average normalfag of the 50s, the obesity rate is due to a change in something else besides their personal habits, e.g. diet.
Imagine actually debating the merits of podcast slop talking points instead of seeing this entire meeting as a pretext for deploying the military in cities during the midterms to intimidate voters.
Why didn't he also suggest they submit regular breathalyser tests too?
>>82667138https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/apr/09/viral-image/la-county-sheriffs-deputies-arrested-paddle-boarde/Imagine getting arrested for wakeboarding on the beachWe saw the intimidation of people in the street. And it was during COVID and the summer of George Floyd
>>82666131It's extremely easyJust get blackout drunk almost every day, order papa johns and dominosEasy 5000+ calories a dayt. former army>>82666181We did Height/Weight test with our APFT, twice a yearThere's a lot you can do in 6 months
>>82666903>Our military need not concern itself with "rules of engagement">There is a war within and we will be declaring war on American citieswar crimes and martial law go well together
