/r9k/ - I can't remember the last time I felt the touch of a woman - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

I can't remember the last time(...) 09/30/25(Tue)14:21:46 No.82665867

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I can't remember the last time I felt the touch of a woman Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)14:21:46 No.82665867 Archived

Spent the last six hours at the police station after I tried approaching a 4/10 at a pub, some faggot thought I was trying to spike her drink and called the cops on me. Nobody wants to talk with me, my Madoka body pillow is the only company I have left. Been eating shit dragon ball noodles for the past four days, is it over for me?

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)14:48:45 No.82666076

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)14:48:45 No.82666076

what did you say op

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)14:54:26 No.82666116

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)14:54:26 No.82666116

>>82666076

I just grabbed her hand and asked her when was the last time she had sex. Fucking femoids can't even answer a simple question

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)14:57:37 No.82666146

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)14:57:37 No.82666146

>>82666116
Chad autist here. Just keep being blunt without the immediate physical contact and I'm sure you will get pussy soon.

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)15:02:10 No.82666186

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)15:02:10 No.82666186

>>82666146

Fuck, you sure? I read online that touching people helped to strengthen a bond

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)15:21:47 No.82666309

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)15:21:47 No.82666309

do you have brain damage? I'm autistic and even I know that's fucking retarded

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)15:28:29 No.82666343

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)15:28:29 No.82666343

>>82666309

I was hit by a car when I was 12, how the fuck di you know? Is brain damage a turn off?? Fuck my life

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)16:43:26 No.82666911

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)16:43:26 No.82666911

are you a troll? if you'd been eating noodles for 4 days straight what's keeping you from attracting females is the shit stink coming from your pants

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)16:50:36 No.82666968

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)16:50:36 No.82666968

>>82666911

Don't worry, your mother helped me with the laundry after I fucked her

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)16:51:10 No.82666974

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)16:51:10 No.82666974

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>>82665867
>Been eating dragon ball noodles
See that's the problem OP, get some shin ramyun in your life

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)16:52:20 No.82666991

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)16:52:20 No.82666991

>>82666968
yep this guy is definitely 13 and came from youtube

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)16:53:52 No.82667005

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)16:53:52 No.82667005

>>82666974

Will femoids suck my dick if I eat shin ramyun?

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)17:12:23 No.82667159

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)17:12:23 No.82667159

>I can't remember the last time I felt the touch of a woman
>Don't worry, your mother helped me with the laundry after I fucked her

you're a troll and not even a good one