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Why not join a cult and allow them to fix your life
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>>82667362
Those guys only care about milking you for money like soul therapy, most cults don't want you if you're a young man they like families so they can get access to their female children so they can rape them and create new soldiers and rich people that's about it nobody really cares about worthless punks like me angry young men aren't a very coveted human resource at the moment though people like Trump are good at channeling it
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>>82667391
Islam? Maybe they'll take you
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>>82667362
There's a reason I'm not MAGA.
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>>82667406
Honestly yeah Islam is a good option they take pretty much everyone in their Jihad, I dunno if it qualifies as a cult I'm sure I could definitely find a place among mohommed's disciples honestly I live in a area that's all moslem and the difference between hedonistic abusive decadent white monkeys and family oriented mohammedians are insane, they're just gonna win the culture war for free while the britbongs or whatever shoot themselves

The hedonists do not stand a chance, idk why more incels don't convert to islam seriously its everything they want codified into a religion
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>>82667441
Only thing wrong with Islam is that they make you pray in Arabic and very Arab oriented. You need a western oriented Islam where you can practice religion in ur own language and get rid of useless hadiths or use ones you think are needed. Instead of 5 times a day make it 3 like morning , noon and evening. Get rid of 4 wives since some men will be leftovers
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>>82667473
>Only thing wrong with Islam is that they make you pray in Arabic and very Arab oriented. You need a western oriented Islam where you can practice religion in ur own language and get rid of useless hadiths or use ones you think are needed.
That's just how islam works afaik its not anything to do with whites vs arabs its more just that they believe their Koran is the LITERAL word of god passed down letter for letter since the time of Mohammed, any alteration to it even translation is considered inauthentic like they consider Christianity how it deviated from the original with all these originals heresy but most moslems i met are chill they don't care and will hand out english korans but yeah they will always hit you with the 'but the arabic is better' stuff but I mean christfags do the same shit with latin so idk same shit just not the best marketing for whites

>Instead of 5 times a day make it 3 like morning
The koran is very specific about the number 5 I doubt that will change

>Get rid of 4 wives since some men will be leftovers
I'm pretty sure moslems mostly embraced monogamy/patriarchy a long time ago but you can't alter the koran I mean it says all kinds of outdated stuff like how semen is produced in the ribcage and how mohammed and only mohammed was allowed by Allah to have 12 wives
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>>82667544
U can if ur Shia the imams are infallible so you could have a European imam that acts as an arbiter /stand in with living Quran. The ahlu bayt or descendants of Mohammed are like what gospels are to Christian's so an imam could invalidate verses. Look up Ismaili Islam
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>>82667362
too silly. kinda tarded. belief not genuine and critical enough. might allow myself to be converted by pseudo-catholic or eastern tradlarpers though
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>>82667362
They don't fix your life. They just put you out on the street to beg for donations. It's just joining an mlm scheme but with some religious pretensions thrown in for some extra emotional shaming and gaslighting to make it harder for retarded boomers to leave.
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>>82667362
I've always thought that if I were in Japan and one of those new wave Buddhist groups tried to recruit me, I'd probably fall for it. Supposedly, some of them have very modest tithes. But American cults want you to kill yourself, or rape children, or violate gun regulations, and set your own compound on fire.
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I want to join a sex cult even if I just get the bottom scraps but I don't know how I would go about that.
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>>82667992
>implying Japanese suicide, rape, and terrorism cults don't exist
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>>82668051
Those don't exist (for you). Even the elites have a hard time getting involved in those in any meaningful way beyond letting their children be raped by them.
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Scientology beat Anonymous. All it took was the waiting game since autists get bored quickly. Think about that for a second.



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