You do have a cosplay gf for Halloween, right? You're not getting any younger.
>>82667733We haven't picked out costumes yet. Any ideas? We usually match each other's theme, like couples costumes.
>>82667733omg im gonna be raven too for halloween, but just to stay home n pass out candy ):
>>82668302What would you do if a 30 year old incel came to your house with a trick or treat bucket?
>>82668312give him some candy wut else am i going to do
>>82668321Idk not answer the door or call the police
>>82667733Im going to dress up as a something
>>82667733I won't need a costume since I'm already a monster.
Of course notWhy would I?
>>82668330im gonna be sitting outside so he would still get a treat and a smile from me im not evil
>>82667743Dont steal it but im going as nightwing and shes starfire It was Either that or batgirl but we decided against iy
>>82667733My wife is painting 3d printed bulbasaurs with jack-o-lanterns on their backs.
okay if i have to cosplay then he has to cosplayput the helmet on, moid.
Halloween is always my best chance at having sex. I get to wear a cool costume and women suddenly think I'm interesting because I can make elaborate stuff. Plus I can hide my ugly face. I love costume parties.
>>82669576I'll put on the helmet if you put on the twilek slave costume
>>82669591i have yet to go to a party that wasnt hosted by a family member, must be cool anon
>>82669592are the lekku required parts of the costume y/n
>>82669600I'm socially retarded but on Halloween you can seriously just walk into any club doing costumes and you will do fine. Any other day, I wouldn't, but on Halloween everyone is just cool, and your costume will be a conversation starter. Just go for it. If you're shy like me, wear something with a helmet.
Every halloween I open this page and torture myself. I'll buy it someday...
>>82667733One time in my computer science class, the high girl who sat next to me told me "Hey Anon, today is the Halloween costume party, I am dressing up like raven from teen titans! You should come and see". And I didn't because I was too busy learning how to code in java. I am a major faggot.
>>82669626Vicarious regret
>>82669603Yes, and they better be big too.
>>82669907aight. anything for the helmet
>>82669925Ive never gotten women that have mask and helmet fetishes
>>82669931i cannot normally envision myself having sex with someone but i more so can if they got a helmet/maskidk why
>>82669941Are face masks like people used for covid sexy to you or do you just not want to see any of the face?
>>82669947no face at all
>>82667733i dont have a cosplay bf but im gonna do k-angel and stay in my room all night getting drunk
>>82669953Interesting, weird to think about how a relationship like that would work unless it's just a one night stand though
>>82669990theoretically everything would be completely normal until sex where the helmet STAYS on
>>82670003Idk why that's kinda funny to me. Everything is normal then you go to the bedroom and change into your mask like you're getting ready to kill someone
>>82667733i'm 35, i've been too old for cosplay gf's for 15 years nownot that i would have been able to bag a cosplay gf 15 years ago eitheri never had a chance
>>82670009>you go to the bedroom and change into your mask like you're getting ready to kill someonegod i'd sure HOPE he looks like he's going to kill me!!
She could do a very good cosplay of Kathy Bates from Misery and it would be Halloween related but not sexy.
>>82670045So if this guy showed up with a knife you would want to sex?
>>82669979date me and ill dress up as the pink cat
>>82670069if i knew who he was and we were in a loving relationship, yesas much as one night stands sound easy in my head i could never do it
>>82670096Good on you. Hopefully you will get it one day.
>>82670092i wish i could be some virgin girls p-chan
>>82670128i can dreamone day......
>>82670209Dont let your dreams stay dreams. They probably have horror conventions or something.
>>82667733I am 35. Only thing I am doing on halloween is working.
>>82670209please marry me cute fembot
>>82667733I wish my boyfriend lived in my cuntry, I'd make him cosplay as Kaji while I do Misato
