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I'm getting kicked out and I don't even live with my boomer parents
they just sent me a letter with a printed out spreadsheet that accounts for how much money they could be making by freeing the rental they're been letting me live in for some time, and how much they could be saving by not paying for my life expenses
along with the fact they've come to the conclusion that all this combined was a more profitable investment for the sake of sustaining their retirement than having me complete my studies
I can't even get a job until I graduate, nor apply for social security as a student, I have no savings
should I just end it on a well-deserved murder suicide? even in death they're straight-up scamming me out 60 years of my lifespan when they probably only have a bunch of years left, so it's not even a meaningful act of justice
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>>82669275
waaaa waaaa waaaaa someone call the whambulance little NEETy here has to find a job waaaaaaaaaa
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>>82669275
I dont want to advocate for anything as all the works here are fictional but honestly if what you said is true in some fictional universe then it would be ok for that fictional character to do what you said
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>>82669275
Depending on the amount of college credits like 45-50 will get you a decent rank in the military. 90 credits will get you an officer rank in some national guards. If I were in your shoes, depending on the credits I would enlist in the navy or air force active duty if less than 90 or national guard (any branch) if more than 90. You will have 3 meals and a bed to sleep. Military will pay for you to finish your degree as well
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>>82669275
You had a good run as a neat anon, now it's time to strugglemax and sigma grind your way into being single and lower middle class. You should be bitter towards your family always, though, since they set you up and pulled the string. Brtual.
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>>82669325
Oh yeah, I also forgot that the army has a "green to gold" officer program for pogs who have at least 2 years of college. The marines only require like 15 college credits for a decent rank as well.
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>>82669353
I'd rather die serving justice than die for Israel
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>>82669362
the navy and air force sits around all day doing fucking nothing. Same with national guard. The only dying that might happen is if you are too retarded and have a training accident. If you join the marines or army you still only have like a 0.0001% chance of dying in war
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>>82669373
They don't just have hot gay sex all day in the Navy? What did people elect Trump for?
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>>82669275
Lmao I love how incels try and play the victim.
>Your parents give you a free rental
>Probably pay your bills
>And buy your food
>AND pay for your college
>They decide doing everything for you isn't a good choice
>So they cut your spoiled ass off
>WAAAAH THEY'RE SCAMMING ME BY MAKING ME EARN MY OWN THINGS!!!
>WAAH WAAAH I'MA TROON OUT AND 42% MYSELF!!


This is why everyone hates incels.
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>>82669448
Navy is known to be gay. Like up to 5% of the navy is gay. But it is an easy gig. Sit on a ship all day jacking off or fucking dudes. Air force is even easier. Sit in a chair all day on an air force base. Army would be good if you have 2 years of college already. Marines would be too intense for a neet like you but a good choice if you don't have much credits. National guards of all branches are good too if you don't want to leave the state.

How many college credits do you have?
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>>82669488
>make you dependent as fuck
>cut you off when you have no self dependent skills just so normies can laugh at you
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>>82669574
Lmao imagine thinking that they're making you dependent.
Incels LOVE displacing blame for everything
>NOTHING IS MY FAULT
>IT'S MY PARENTS FAULT
>IT'S SOCIETIES FAULT
>IT'S WOMENS FAULT
>IT'S JEROMES FAULT
>IT'S CHADS FAULT
>IT'S STACIES FAULT!!!!
>NEVER MINE!
>Oh wait you mean I could have gotten a job while my parents paid for things???
>NOPE LOL FREE MONEEEE I'MA NEET IT UP!!!
>WAIT YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SUSTAINABLE?!!??!
>WTFFF!!! I'M SOOOOOICIDE BECAUSE NO MORE FREE STUFFFFFSS!!!!!
>WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAH MOMMMMMYYY!!!
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just go to parties & sell drugs OP. you will make lots of money, & new friends
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>>82669373
>>82669353
The military is republican welfare LOL
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>>82669290
>>82669488
>>82669621
t. "works" a job where he spends 75% of the day able to browse 4chan.
literally everyone gets the struggle and would have sympathy for someone like OP, EXCEPT someone who doesn't have to experience said struggle anymore
>>82669325
>>82669373
>>82669545
t. recruiter
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>>82669638
True. The benefits after are insane as well. I know a guy who has a BS disability from serving in the Navy who makes 60k from VA disability on top of 150k from software engineering.
>>82669670
If I was a recruiter I would be advocating for a specific branch, retard
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>>82669621
big typie
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I lived in my car when my mother did this exact thing: reneging on a promise to let me live in the house they own until my undergraduate degree was over. She broke her promise, she didn't even remember it, she sold the house for her personal comfort instead of investing in her child. Natural selection at work, it's obvious any parent who does this is basically a onions cuck who doesn't care about their role in society or personal responsibility. You should cut them off and never look back, hopefully they live with shame and anxiety looming over their heads for the rest of their lives and are even miserable on their death beds, feeling horrible and sad and sorry for what they did lol. Meanwhile I won't be there for the same reason they cite: They have no legal obligation to.



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