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Guys I think I found the one. The perfect Chudjane. What should I say to her? I don't want to fumble this
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>>82669555
Finally, my looksmatch
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>>82669555
It looks like I'm looking at my face lmao
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>>82669555
she's so pretty gguuuuh.......
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>>82669555
Uhm, any more pics?
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>>82669900
Tranny faggot get the fuck out of my board
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>>82669942
ok i am a little gay that part is true
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>>82669555
Whatevwr you want

Nice trips btw OP
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>>82669555
she only fucks darksins and you know its true
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>>82669555
>those shoulders
Chudjane (jack)
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>>82669555
I doubt she has any chudiness
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>>82669555
Ask her where she got her nails done
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>>82670798
Great tip, Mike. She will think OP's a fag for caring about nails and will insta-friendzone him. But you knew that, right? You're so mean, you now that?
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>>82672138
You could think that, but what happens if specifically because OP asked the girl holds her nails up in front of her face to show them off to him and just then a face eating eagle swoopes down from the sky to turn to eat her face off and The only thing stopping her face from being torn off is her hands and newly done nails. Op punches the eagle and it instantly does. The girl cries out "MY HERO, AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAG BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT YOU HAD SEEN THE EAGLE AND YOU WERE JUST SAVING MY LIFE AND MY FACE ASKING ABOUT MY NAILS. OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WE NEED TO FUCK LITERALLY RIGHT NOW PLEASE I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE ATTRACTED TO A EAGLE KILLER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, IN FACT I NEED YOUR EAGLE KILLER BABIES INSIDE OF ME RIGHT NOW".

op has hot eagle killer sex with her and she births a large family of eagle killers. Just in time because there's an face ripping off eagle infestation that arises shortly after and the only thing that saves the rest of the world is the family that OP just bred all because he asked her a fag question about her nails.

>See? I am helping him



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