I'm sitting in my car, singing "I just threw out the love of my dreams" and crying
Looking at your bad thread because you posted nomamoto despite the fact I know you don't read mangoes or watch chink toons and were probably born in 2006
"Why am I such a retard and why can't I apply the self control I normally have instead of saying shit I'll regret immediately after I say it" and "I'm normally a lot more professional than this"t. had a beer at work for the second time in my life and it was totally worth it considering who offered it to me
>>82670080I'm going to binge watch Seinfeld again
>>82670080i'm trying (and failing) to draw because my attention span is 3 seconds long
>>82670195>calls me a zoomer and a fake weeb in the same sentence You realize how stupid you sound right>>82670199Sounds like pretty normal beer activities. Hopefully you didn't fuck up too bad
>>82670226Note how you don't deny it, piggy.
>>82670080I only read a couple chapters of this when it released and I'm pretty sure this girl isn't racist. She didn't even really care about killing the aliens and just wanted to eat
>>82670216Is it actually good? >>82670224Isn't it fun for you?
>>82670259yes usually but i'm just distracted rn
>>82670226>Sounds like pretty normal beer activities. Hopefully you didn't fuck up too badLol, lmao and wwwww even. I was already done when I had it, the rest of my shift was basically "doing nothing" and "lurking here".
>>82670265I suppose it happens. Maybe try doing nothing for a sec? >>82670257Right, it was the guy who wanted race war right?
>>82670257Millennial manga was about romanticizing the perfect ideal of women.Zoomer manga is about perfect renditions of women as they are (terrible, unbearable burdens).They're all such dumb bitches in the worst of ways.
Did anything happened, anon?>>82670195How is the manga going by the way? There are almost 50 chapters by now, so is the series any good?
>>82670272Are you still drunk? >>82670281Pretty true desu>>82670285Did anything happen to me? Not particularly, noIs that manga still going? I thought it got cancelled
>>82670285Is it really 50 chapters? Crazy, I just have a tab and read it on weeks it comes out.It's whatever.I only read it because of nomamoto's design but some of the other characters are interesting. Some people are critical of the named ayylmao, but the conflict that the protagonigger is going through is fairly interesting in that he's getting to meet the full spectra of racists and genociders (those who do it ironically, those who hate just because they love hating, actual monsters) and trying to find what kind he'll be.It's described as comedy so there's a lot of tension breaking, but the only guy who is both funny yet still jumped the shark last chapter is the pseudoglownigger who has one of the best visual jokes I've seen where he drinks so excessively that in every frame he's in, there are dozens of new empty bottles scattered.It's written by a fujoshit woman so I don't expect much, but it hasn't made me stop reading yet.There's also the ongoing translation controversy but that really depends on what you're trying to get out of the thing.
>>82670080>sitting in my car, singingI used to work a shift from 6pm - 2am, and when it's 2am, the streets around me would be emptyI'd just roll down my windows and sing dad rock all the way homeOne of my favourite songs to sing is Black by Pearl Jamgood times
>>82670328Also the color of your skin, curious.
I was writing a stand up comedy bit about why I shouldn't be able to vote
>>82670350Because you're a pedophile who rapes anything shorter than four feet tall?
drinking mikes hard lemonade and watching an anime about finding a girlfriend on an mmo and she loves the mc and im going to die alone
>>82670257Another case of zoomers being literal retards.
>>82670328That's pretty based>>82670350Based af anon>>82670358Groundbreaking stuff
>>82670335>niggers singing Pearl JamI don't think those kinds of folks exist, man
>>82670311>Are you still drunk?I can't get drunk on a single beer, I'd have to have at least 8 for getting there.
>>82670195>>82670245hey buddy you don't look like that hope this helps
>>82670080>i'm crying>You're crying because you're remembering the best day of your entire life!I bet you had a lot of tears that day.>... tears from my vagina ...https://vocaroo.com/1efDD7EkE4Gg
I don't think it's fair. Is it the same thing if a guy jerks off eleven times in a row as when a gal shlicks for multiple orgasms in one sitting? I had this ex girlfriend who could orgasm five or six times from a single dicking, she'd even get mad at me because I couldn't finish multiple times inside her.>It feels good after the first four or five times but then my head starts to feel weird and I get dizzy.I think she was going into dissociative shock or something. I told her I can't cum more than once or twice a day if I'm lucky, and it requires a massive amount of arousal. I need to be super, super turned on. I don't think the mini-orgasms and clenching they have is on the same scale as males experience. I mean, I've had "small" orgasms as well that shit happens if I'm not turned on enough.Anyway I just don't think it's fair to compare them. I've never heard of a guy who can wang chung ten times in a row just like that without risking accidentally ripping his dick off in the process.
>>82670080I'm listening to some music right now while coping with absurdity by myself or whatever, then after that I will go on to play some Armored Core 4, thanks for askingthis is what i'm listening to right nowhttps://youtu.be/CCQclTVjiS8
>>82670394>all lowecase>unable to imagine posting something without identifying absolutely with itWe've got a turd worlder live and on camera
>>82670378Likely true>>82670386ESL then...?>>82670408I... whatAlao wtf is that vocaroo>>82670437Wtf is this comic bruh>>82670438Armored core is based aa fuck
>>82670437Is the couch supposed to be a love seat? Subtle if so.As for jacking off, I don't know, women aren't real.But when things get very steamy with my waifu and I have a day to myself, I can go more than three times, but it does require something special that's hard to replicate yeah and even then that's multiple hours of time spent doing thatI don't know how long regular sex is supposed to last
>>82670489>As for jacking off, I don't know, women aren't real.The guy I was with said his vagina was clenching in text messages and said I should come over to his place for ... reasons.
>>82670080Nomamoto is a fake racist
>>82670489>I don't know how long regular sex is supposed to lastLess than ten minutes if you're aroused correctly less than five. So we can say five to ten is the boundary where you're both going to get sore. Usually lasting longer than that is associated with pornography addiction - basically your brain rewired itself to only orgasm in sitting position while right clicking "save as" thousands of times.
>>82670472>Alao wtf is that vocarooIt's from a Rooster Teeth (cockmouth) live gaming stream where they were playing some zombie game. I don't know I was never into it apart from those special moments.
>>82670498>Nomamoto is a fake racistThat's what YOU sound like!
>>82670497>guy>vagina>heI don't approve of the world you live inLet the darkness of obscurity hide your deeds
Nobody is a real racist, because we don't judge based upon an entirely disproven hypothesis like race. Rather we exhibit a property called tribalism or familiarity bias. We learn to become familiar to particular things, not just skin color but scents like coffee and toast in the morning.When we experience unfamiliar stimuli where we expected familiarity it creates a surge of epinephrine and norepinephrine which are stress and arousal hormones.High levels of stress hormones make it easier to reach orgasm quickly, which is why "daddy" and embarrassing roleplay (schoolgirl, step sister) or cosplays (robin sucking off batman's cock) are popular.
>>82670504Five to ten minutes is very short, I would have ballparked half an hour to an hour, but I also am not really only counting hip thrusts and pushups as the only part of sexBut what would I know
>>82670544>ballparked half an hour to an hour,You jack off into a catcher's mitt at the ballpark?
>>82670541>entirely disproven
>>82670504Really? Interesting>>82670515Those fuckin fags... lmao. >>82670541I do wonder what quirk caused humans to end up like this>>82670546Well, it is 4chan
>>82670527>Let the darkness of obscurity hide your deedsLike where the sun don't shine?
>>82670541>entirely disproven hypothesis like race . . . "daddy" and embarrassing roleplay . . . robin sucking off batman's cockYou fucking kikes just can't help yourself can you?
>>82670552As in away from me and all witnesses which is just me because I'm the only person who exists
>>82670554>You fucking kikesSo you've got a jew fetish, that's fine. They tend to have big floppy milf saggers but that's cool.https://www.sexylosers.com/comic/124/>Date Posted: November 19, 2001
>>82670561My insinuation was that due to his possession of a vagina and uterus, my girlfriend may have not been entirely male but rather some form of womb man.
>>82670498So are you, loser. . .
>>82670575Take your so-called self and so-called womb man and get in the oubliette of obscurity forever
Like why is Mrs. Shibata dressed as wonderwoman instead of robin? Was it considered too edgy?
>>82670585>Take your so-called self and so-called womb man and get in the oubliette of obscurity foreverDon't worry judeficker, I'll keep your magen david pendulum sagger milf tit milker fetish. Your secret is safe with me.
>>82670611The fuck are you babbling about?
>>82670628>The fuck are you babbling about?What? I have no idea what you mean. I hadn't heard anything about you preferring to bed women with long noses.
Sex with nasty NEET
>>82670577What got shoved up your ass this morning?>>82670628Ignore all fagbabble>>82670672Really? How was it?
>>82670672Vore girl
>>82670696Futa cock in my dreams
>>82670080Im watching yuri porn
>>82670696>How was it?Sweaty, smelly, loud, and violent
>>82670719CuckoId lol
>>82670709Yeah I bet it did>>82670719Unsurprising>>82670725But was it fun?
>>82670080Clearing out my old phone very slowly
>when you think about what you would say/how you would react in the reversed situation and it's the same I hate this
