One time I was described as the perfect zombie apocalypse boyfriend.
>>82670682A girl once said i had a fat ass in middle school. I mean she wasn't wrong
>>82670682>"There's something odd about you, anon. I feel like you're... special"Said by a short, pudgy gay man He sensed my autism
Serial killer vibes as a compliment
>>82670682I don't think I remember any since I never got a compliment before
Called me pretty boy and slapped me
>>82670682i was told twice (my ex and a homeless man) that my skin was so pretty like porcelain that they wished they could crawl into my skin
I really like your facial structure anon while staring at me irl i caged right there
>>82670682That I'm sexy in a spergy retarded way
>>82670762Fucking hell I'd melt tooCan we see your hands, anon?
>>82670785my hands arent a good reference for my skin cause theyre usually red and my nails are chewed to shit, my ex said it in response to seeing my legs and said something less freaky in response to a selfie where my skin glowed and reflected light
>>82670807>skin glowed and reflected lightwhat are you, a gay elf or some shit?
>>82670838idk man ive never seen anything else like it
>You would make a good girlfriendI'm a guy though...
>>82670849Womp womp wompers
>>82670682>you have potential!!tf
>>82670849>I'm a guy though...I have a very feminine voice and i act like a total fag and i was on call with my straight irl friend and he said he'd fuck the shit out of me if i was a girlIdk if i should've felt complimented or been sad
>>82670915vocaroo it, fagboy
>>82670930hell no fuck u
>>82670946pretty please with a cherry on top?you'll get a lot of (You)s I swear
>>82670691Proof please or gtfo faggot
I can't remember if I've ever been complimented.
>>82670682A girl said I look like Bob Odenkirk. I got slightly hurt because I'm already insecure about my nose.
>>82670682a college intern told me i have pretty eyelashes. idk if she was flirting but i decided not to pursue it.
>>82670682I mean how is that a compliment you out of family or like you are ready to fucking murder the shit out of everyone you're related to over arbitrary reasons? I mean is this like a zombies are a one hit kill now you're infected and there is no treatment sort of thing or?
>>82671305Also not to bitch, I guess the most off handed complement is sort of like "you seem smart". It's like just wait until you see what else I do.
>>82670682i was once told i would make a good looking tranny
>>82670682A girl's friend came up to me once and said>she said you have big feet and she likes that>mfw
>>82671357On an unrelated note, how big is your dick? I have a huge feet but my dick is 5 inches only.
>>82671369Uh, non-sequitur? It's 6 inches though
>>82671379I'm ESL German sorry for the poor English
>>82670682That my biggest upside and downside is that I can talk about weird shit out loud in public without flinching.
