what do you do when a girl texts you "haiiii :3" or "meow :3"
ghost because shes either retarded or a whore or both
>>82670850txt back with the same?what r u retarded? match her energy moron!
breed her pussy and get her pregnant
>>82670872Text back >haiiii :3 or meow :3My insides just collapsed like a pop can
>>82670850>Haaii :33Hi.>Meoww :33What?
~one bullet later~
>>82670850>"haiiii :3" or "meow :3"How many "i" were added to "hai" and what precisely and exactly were they agreeing to?
>>82670850no woman writes like that except gay furries, ftms or trannies
<spoiler>rawr them</spoiler>
>>82670872>txt back with the same?>what r u retarded? match her energy moron!This is incorrect, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANONYMOUS. What you ought to reply is ...>BRB gotta fap nowIf she replies before you finish, stop and reply again>Ugh I stopped to reply, help me please I need to get the hot sticky white poison out of me before it backs up and overflows into my brain.
https://vocaroo.com/1cJ05qkhf3tbI know what you mean but I don't care and you know what I want and I know you know that I know you want it too. Now before this gets way too complicated let's just get it over with so we can both relax.
>>82670944>decide to check my old convos with her>three i'sstupid stupid stupid
>>82670980Not clicking your links retardo
WARNINGif she suggests "just the tip is enough" you know it's a trick and it definitely won't be enough to satisfy her
>>82670850Women don't say this. Only trannies type in that obnoxious overly cute way.
>>82670953>>82671022lmao no wonder you guys are incels you clearly dont talk to women
>>82671022That's not actually true. Albeit the risk is higher due to generally trans m2f people taking on a "girly personality" as they interpret via their sexist cultural bias. Women will intentionally do this to "lower their guard", they're symbolically showing you that they're open to you and view you as safe. Otherwise, typically it would be too embarrassing to act that way because you'd be afraid of being judged. The reason people do this is they're communicating in a higher-order sense that they want to be judged, that they're open to being judged and they want to be accepted and accept you.https://vocaroo.com/1hbLr72kcwp2
>>82671050i had a girl bestfriend in 2019 tho
When in a male vs female relationship and her guard is up, if she doesn't want to make it possible to judge her this is symbolic that she's maintaining distance and does NOT view you as safe or desirable to grow closer to.Trans will exaggerate these things excessively to the point it seems like a joke, but they'll tend to do this by mistake not understanding what a real woman was trying to communicate "higher-order".
>>82671057>i had a girl bestfriend in 2019 thoIn ~2000 - 2010 I had about 30 - 100 women on skype and MSN/etc messengers. Earlier it was ICQ and AOL or other stuff. Voicechat and sex humor was extremely common. One mexican girl even started masturbating with a vibrator on a voice call with me without getting sexual in text at all.
>>82671076damn so u unc
What the hell is that buzzing sound, is something wrong with your mic?>No nothing is wrong just keep talking, I like your voice a lot.Okay, uhh, I don't really know what to say.>Say anything you want, you know? Try it and see.*tells joke*>*she laughs super hard and turns vibrator off* Sorry you ruined it, BRB I need to finish without the call I'm worried you'll tell another joke.
I don't really understand like doesn't orgasming and laughing at the same time feel really super good? Me and my girlfriend used to tickle each other and tell jokes during sex for that. Maybe ms.mexico was afraid to pee.
Apparently telling me she had to piss because some drops leaked out from that joke was lowering her guard a bit too much for her right then.
>>82670850>:3femboycoded. girls dont use that
>>82671136I knew a girl that did
>>82671136>femboycoded. girls dont use that<3My ex told me the less-than-three emoji heart reminded her of a guy's butt and boner pitching a tent.
I think it's entirely possible my ex was extremely horny and completely perverted ecchi sketchy one-touchy.Any dude who says "girls don't do that" probably has only known women who wanted to maintain A LOT of emotional distance from him.
JUST FOR YOUR INFO:>GIRLS ARE HUGE PERVERTSwhat they don't tell you as a young guy is the fact being female makes you perverse by some sort of supreme power. as if the uterus and ovaries are concentrated essence of perversion. males comparatively constantly have "copes" and avoidant behavior where they're too afraid to express themselves honestly. advancing in a relationship is all about BALANCE between her perversions and yours. they're testing how emotionally observant and perceptive you are.
If you ever feel like it's "not fair" because you "have to hide who I really am" in any relationship, try think in terms of what she's holding back.
*notices bulge*
>>82670850I assume she's a fed
Like, for example holy SHIT the last woman I was talking to said she couldn't tell me, she wanted to but couldn't. She wanted me to "be like a replacement dad". I don't think she was aiming at this daughter-incest fetish shit. She definitely had the daddy issues though. In fact two of the last women I talked to had this and it's super common, they just expressed it differently.>I want someone to decide for me what I should do, and tell me to do it.me: That's fucked though what are you a robot? Think for yourself and be active and engaging. Be willing to make mistakes and be confident no mistake is too big to make or unacceptable and impossible to forgive. We're supposed to be partners, not master and slave. I'm not looking for a partnership or team with someone who isn't on the same level I am standing eye-to-eye. You're too insecure and I need you to accept yourself rather than depend on me to accept you. There is nothing wrong with that, but, you probably see it as a contradiction when in fact there is none. I accept that you're insecure, but what I don't accept is that you do not seem to accept and love yourself. That makes me uncomfortable, how can I trust and love you when you can't trust and love yourself? You're not in this alone, I can help you but you have to tell me how and when to help and give me that choice the same as I give you. Working together isn't about telling someone what to do, it's about agreeing on what you want done and finding ways to get it done together.
>>82670850I usually hit her with the "Hey howdy." Same as I do with everyone.
>>82671223>*notices bulge*I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE!
>>82671241This has to be hands down one of the gayest posts I've ever seen on 4chan.
>>82671427>This has to be hands down one of the gayest posts I've ever seen on 4chan.I guess that explains you only ever having been inside one vagina in your whole life when you slid out your mother's birth canal. Then you sucked on those paps non-stop let me tell you that was some powerful suction going on. As your dad I have to admit it made me pretty jealous seeing you get to sip from your mother's sweet pregnancy milkers like that. She'd let me have a little now and then but it was just never enough.
I mean Christ Almighty Lord in Heaven Above have you got any idea how much body fluid I gave your mother? I expect things to be more equal in this relationship. Yeah, she makes me my coffee every morning and when you were born she was giving me some special mommy cream in my coffee instead of just regular black. Even so I'm not just talking about any fluid here, I want body fluids. Especially the ones that come from sex organs.>*CHUG CHUG CHUG GULP LICKING LIPS BUUURP*
>>82671241TRVTHNVKEEveryone else ITT is too young to understand
