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>you're in high school
>it's valentine's day
>that one autistic stinky loner girl approaches you after the class
>she offers you a crude valentine's day card that she made herself
>there is a suspicious stain on the card
>she runs away
>you flip the card over
>there is a picture of her hairy pussy being spread
>she has rubbed her pussy to the card
>there is just her phone number
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>>82672949
I'd be disgusted and throw the card away. That's very inappropriate.
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Could have been an interesting thread to share stories if you didn't type that one handed
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>>82672949
wish that could have happened to me, but there were no autistic stinky loner girls in my country.
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>>82672949
I'd assume she was possessed by satan. no girl is this dirty.
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>>82672949
>text message
>wtf why would you do that? that's gross, are you alright?
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>>82672949
>The ink is smeared from her pussy juice
>You dial the number best you can
>Dial tone
>You get home and. Your entire family's heads are cut off and piled on the kitchen table
>Investigation turns out the number is a cartel drop point for coordinates for hit jobs on billing address of who calls
>You go to talk to stinky pussy girl
>She died from pussy stink asphyxiation in her sleep
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>>82672949
PLAP HER RIGHT IN THAT HAIRY PUSSY
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>>82672949
>What would you do?
I would pound her into next week, because I am still an incel at 39 and pretty close to using fag btms.
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>>82672949
I was a huge christfag in high school so I would have rejected her. Now I just think that's really pathetic in a sweet but not unnattractive kind of way.
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>>82672949
Had this minus the pussy parts. Did nothing because she was horribly obese. Years later she is even more obese.
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>>82672949
stinky nerd pussy
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>>82672949
>autistic stinky loner girl
Kek I wish, she avoided me, she's fat now anyways, still, I miss her, wish I could've fucked her in her prime, freshman year... she was hot and cute as fuck at the same time, loved her haircut and her glasses and her eyes, she was soooo much shorter than me too, I couldve picked her up and carried her so easily, man im a pathetic loser, I regret not getting with her
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>>82674259
>1 year of being in her prime
Well that was fast
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>>82672949
I was extremely shy and a completely obsessed pathetic simp for one particular girl while I was in high school so I'd probably turn down advances from any other girl no matter what while spaghetti fell out of my pockets.
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Does not sound like you missed out on much
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>>82674432
She was very good in her sophomore and junior year too, I just really loved her freshman year, I could've taken her virginity if I wasn't a pussy
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>>82672949
the stinky loser girls were annoying and also boring
there were hot nerd girls in my year but i never even tried to go after them
the one i wanted was always dating a friend and that friend was always weird about her and broke up by writing a letter to her
now she's agender/ftm and idk if they have the massive milkers like in high school.
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>>82674477
I have a feeling she isn't worth anything so you are better off for it.
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>>82674486
that's for him to decide. you don't gotta get a high value woman or w/e the fuck ppl brainwash you into. just find someone that makes your soul feel full, whatever way that may be.
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>call the number
>yeah, its me, come over
>she comes over, clothes soaked in sweat, did she sprint over to me house?
>anyway, you pull her in, throw her on the couch and plap her
>you fuck her pussy faster faster...until..
>you climax, her womb gets filled with your semen
>shes knocked out cold, but delighted
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>>82672949
That just sounds gross. But I would still feel flattered. Would be a much better feeling than seeing a small handful of hot guys getting a billion cards, and not getting any myself.
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>>82674500
>you don't gotta get a high value woman or w/e the fuck ppl brainwash you into. just find someone that makes your soul feel full, whatever way that may be.
Thanks, one day I'll find someone, maybe
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>>82674500
I choose loyalty, faithfulness, and fullfillment of promises. I won't accept less than.
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>>82672949
I fucked like seven different chicks just like this when I was in highschool. All my friends longed for the hot chicks but within like the second week of my freshman year it dawned on me that the losers were way easier to bang
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>>82672949
>immediately goes into lust mode
I'd assume she doesn't actually like me and is going for low hanging fruit
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Cum in the pussy
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>>82672949
I would have immediately assumed I was being set up for some type of prank, since I knew as a simple fact of the universe that no one would ever actually want me around them in any way, let alone like me.
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I wish I swallowed my retarded notion that I was too good for it and joined anime club in high school.
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>>82672959
Based. Unfortunately most moids these days would degrade themselves just for a drop of pussy liquid
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i would have appreciated a card saying "i like you" more than this degenerate stuff. hard pass



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